bar Jonah
September 13th 2003, 03:15 AM
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PENTIUMS
by "Weird Al" Yankovic
(parody of "It's All About the Benjamins," by Puff Daddy, Rob Zombie, Dave Grohl, Biggy Smalls, Lil Kim, Mase, and the guitarist from Silverchair)
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
(It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums!)
Whatcha wanna do? Wannabe hackers? Code crackers? Slackers?
Wastin' time with all the chat room yackers?
Nine-to-five, chillin' at Hewlett-Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive just for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line at my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse!
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play; I ain't afraid of Y2k!
I'm down with Bill Gates; I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
(It's all about the Pentiums, what!)
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 386, don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in, what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOLer
I should do the world a favor and cap you like old Yeller
You're just about as useless as JPGs to Hellen Keller
(It's all about the Pentiums!)
(It's all about the Pentiums!)
(It's all about the Pentiums!)
(It's all about the Pentiums!)
Whatcha wanna do? Wannabe hackers? Code crackers? Slackers?
Wastin' time with all the chat room yackers?
Nine-to-five, chillin' at Hewlett-Packard?
Wanna run with my crew, huh?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
I got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop over a week
Throw away that junk, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great...
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
I beta-tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others I dissed 'em
while you're computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
Got a flat-screen monitor 40 inches wide
I beleive that yours says Etcha-sketch on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup:
Alt.Total-Loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you, I'll Ctl-Alt-Delete you
What!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
Whatcha wanna do? Wannabe hackers? Code crackers? Slackers?
Wastin' time with all the chat room yackers?
Nine-to-five, chillin' at Hewlett-Packard?
What!
by "Weird Al" Yankovic
(parody of "It's All About the Benjamins," by Puff Daddy, Rob Zombie, Dave Grohl, Biggy Smalls, Lil Kim, Mase, and the guitarist from Silverchair)
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
(It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums!)
Whatcha wanna do? Wannabe hackers? Code crackers? Slackers?
Wastin' time with all the chat room yackers?
Nine-to-five, chillin' at Hewlett-Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive just for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line at my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse!
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play; I ain't afraid of Y2k!
I'm down with Bill Gates; I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
(It's all about the Pentiums, what!)
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 386, don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in, what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOLer
I should do the world a favor and cap you like old Yeller
You're just about as useless as JPGs to Hellen Keller
(It's all about the Pentiums!)
(It's all about the Pentiums!)
(It's all about the Pentiums!)
(It's all about the Pentiums!)
Whatcha wanna do? Wannabe hackers? Code crackers? Slackers?
Wastin' time with all the chat room yackers?
Nine-to-five, chillin' at Hewlett-Packard?
Wanna run with my crew, huh?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
I got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop over a week
Throw away that junk, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great...
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
I beta-tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others I dissed 'em
while you're computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
Got a flat-screen monitor 40 inches wide
I beleive that yours says Etcha-sketch on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup:
Alt.Total-Loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you, I'll Ctl-Alt-Delete you
What!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
Whatcha wanna do? Wannabe hackers? Code crackers? Slackers?
Wastin' time with all the chat room yackers?
Nine-to-five, chillin' at Hewlett-Packard?
What!