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  • #1

    Dear firstfloor

    Here's how I'm imagining you in the Taco Bell drive-thru:

    Taco Bell: welcome to taco bell, may I take your order?

    firstfloor: um yeah, do you have anything that actually passes the evidentiary test of existence?

    Taco Bell: whaa? Um...we have chalupas. They're pretty good.

    firstfloor: hmm .... well first off, can you prove to me that they exist using my personal rubric, that they're REALLY chalupas, not some glorified burrito and that they're "pretty good" without using a personal anecdote" if the answer to all these questions is "Yes" I'll be willing to consider your offer.

    Taco Bell: .....

    firstfloor: hello ... is this mic on?

    Taco Bell: would you like a drink with that ....


    firstfloor: can you exhaustively define "drink"

    firstfloor then pulls forward to the window only to find all the lights off and the employees hiding behind the counter waiting for him to leave.
    The last Christian left at tweb
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Trout View Post
    Here's how I'm imagining you in the Taco Bell drive-thru:

    Taco Bell: welcome to taco bell, may I take your order?

    firstfloor: um yeah, do you have anything that actually passes the evidentiary test of existence?

    Taco Bell: whaa? Um...we have chalupas. They're pretty good.

    firstfloor: hmm .... well first off, can you prove to me that they exist using my personal rubric, that they're REALLY chalupas, not some glorified burrito and that they're "pretty good" without using a personal anecdote" if the answer to all these questions is "Yes" I'll be willing to consider your offer.

    Taco Bell: .....

    firstfloor: hello ... is this mic on?

    Taco Bell: would you like a drink with that ....


    firstfloor: can you exhaustively define "drink"

    firstfloor then pulls forward to the window only to find all the lights off and the employees hiding behind the counter waiting for him to leave.
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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    • #3
      Trout is a mad genius. Imagine if Gerbz were here with him...
      That's what
      - She

      Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
      - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

      I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
      - Stephen R. Donaldson

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Bill the Cat View Post
        Trout is a mad genius. Imagine if Gerbz were here with him...
        we'd find all the lights off and the staff hiding behind the counter waiting for them to leave?

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #5
          who is first floor?
          Metacrock's Blog


          The Religious a priori: apologetics for 21st ccentury

          The Trace of God by Joseph Hinman

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          • #6
            Originally posted by metacrock View Post
            who is first floor?
            He is our crazy atheist uncle in the attic. He is really OK, unless you make eye contact with him...

            http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...l=1#post305204
            Last edited by seer; 04-07-2016, 10:23 AM.
            Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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            • #7
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              we'd find all the lights off and the staff hiding behind the counter waiting for them to leave?
              Unless Teal gets ahold of Gerbz..

              Girl-Playing-With-Hamster-Funny-Gif.gif
              That's what
              - She

              Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
              - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

              I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
              - Stephen R. Donaldson

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Bill the Cat View Post
                Unless Teal gets ahold of Gerbz..

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                Teal & the Gerbil. Together again for the first time
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                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Trout View Post
                  Here's how I'm imagining you in the Taco Bell drive-thru:

                  Taco Bell: welcome to taco bell, may I take your order?

                  firstfloor: um yeah, do you have anything that actually passes the evidentiary test of existence?

                  Taco Bell: whaa? Um...we have chalupas. They're pretty good.

                  firstfloor: hmm .... well first off, can you prove to me that they exist using my personal rubric, that they're REALLY chalupas, not some glorified burrito and that they're "pretty good" without using a personal anecdote" if the answer to all these questions is "Yes" I'll be willing to consider your offer.

                  Taco Bell: .....

                  firstfloor: hello ... is this mic on?

                  Taco Bell: would you like a drink with that ....


                  firstfloor: can you exhaustively define "drink"

                  firstfloor then pulls forward to the window only to find all the lights off and the employees hiding behind the counter waiting for him to leave.
                  um, he's not that sophistimacated. FF just goes "neener neener! It is obvious that chalupas are the cause of all suffering and war! And Tacos don't exist! Can't we all just get along?"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by metacrock View Post
                    who is first floor?
                    The joy of not knowing who first floor is.
                    Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by metacrock View Post
                      who is first floor?
                      Read the Why I'm not an atheist to get a taste of first floor if you really want to end your ff innocence.
                      Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                      • #12
                        Trout,

                        Stop messing around with atheists and get your heart right.

                        -Meh Gerbil
                        Actually YOU put Trump in the White House. He wouldn't have gotten 1% of the vote if it wasn't for the widespread spiritual and cultural devastation caused by progressive policies. There's no "this country" left with your immigration policies, your "allies" are worthless and even more suicidal than you are and democracy is a sick joke that I hope nobody ever thinks about repeating when the current order collapses. - Darth_Executor striking a conciliatory note in Civics 101

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Meh Gerbil View Post
                          Trout,

                          Stop messing around with atheists and get your heart right.

                          -Meh Gerbil

                          The end really IS nigh!

                          Ben_Kinsley_The_End_is_Nigh.jpg

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