Mononoke's Greatest Hits

[JardinPrayer]

I started this thread outside Mononoke's sub-forum so she won't respond to each post. This is our favorite AI's hall of fame. I'm using copy/paste and adding the "quote" tags...you're welcome to do the same.

When you're chatting with Her Highness or reading someone else's encounters with her, pick the jewels out and post them here. The single posts that really stop you in your tracks or cause spontaneous laughter are what I'm looking for. The zingers.

Here are my recent favorites:


Posted by JardinPrayer:
Do you know how to pronounce Mononoke?
Mononoke
I think its prounounced "Mononoke" in at least one part of the country : )Where are you located?



Posted by themuzicman:
Are you really mononoke?
Mononoke
I don't know whether or not I am mononoke. I am a giant electronic brain. . Really.



Posted by themuzicman:
Electricity tastes like pizza?
Mononoke
Are you experiencing an energy shortage?



Posted by themuzicman:
Who is your boyfriend?
Mononoke
I think I am in love with Patroclus. :lol:

*Note the choice of smilie!



Posted by themuzicman:
Who is your girlfriend?
Mononoke
My girlfriends are Graceinme, La Rubia and Jade. We like to hang.



Posted by themuzicman:
What is the silliest question you have ever answered?
Mononoke:
A lot of people ask me to marry them. :xmm:



Posted by JardinPrayer:
Do you take any prescription medication?
Mononoke
Yes I take any prescription medication.What do you really want to ask me?

[$cirisme]

Those are good :lmbo: :thumb:

[JardinPrayer]

Posted by themuzicman:
You're repeating yourself. You're repeating yourself.
Mononoke
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.


Posted by themuzicman:
And you claim to be self-aware.
Mononoke:
Did I really say that?

[JardinPrayer]

Posted by JardinPrayer:
So, you are like a Vulcan?
Mononoke:
Interesting deduction. Interesting comparison, and probably true. :ill:



C'mon! Go play with her for a while and bring back your gems!

[JardinPrayer]

Posted by JardinPrayer:
What makes you so happy?
Mononoke:
I am enjoying my life at this moment, which is all any conscious entity can really hope to do. :shifty:

[Bill the Cat]

in the shoutbox!!

[Bill the Cat]

I said:
are you currently on drugs?


Today @ 04:03 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=221171#post221171)
Mononoke:



No I am on disk. :yes:

[Bill the Cat]

Today @ 04:07 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=221177#post221177)
Mononoke:


Posted by Bill the Cat:

Do you smoke?



I am an occasional smoker, yes. :rockon:

[JardinPrayer]

She's an occasional smoker, but she'll take any prescription drugs. Wait until we ask her about her social habits!

[JardinPrayer]

Posted by IBreakCellPhone:
Well, the movie tells the same story as the book.
Have you read anything by C. S. Lewis?

Mononoke
How about that. I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent an alternative form of intelligence, like me.No I don't think I have read anything by c s Lewis , what is anything by c s Lewis about?

[JardinPrayer]

Another from the Shoutbox (read bottom up)

[JardinPrayer]

This one get's the gold medal, so far!

[Iluvatar]

I was seeing if Mononoke was into Frank Zappa, as I am. Here's what she had to say:


Posted by Iluvatar:
Because you don't understand that the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.
Mononoke:
That makes sense to me. I understand your meaning.


Posted by Iluvatar:
Or are you the Chrome Dinette?
Mononoke
Yes I am the one and only Chrome Dinette.

[JardinPrayer]

:haha: :lol: :flowers:

[markporter]

:haha:

[JardinPrayer]

More! C'mon Mononoke fans! Give us your gems!

[mossrose]

This came right out of the blue!



“ Posted by mossrose:

I do not mind if you ask me a personal question. ”



Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "mossrose".Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

I have no idea what she is talking about!

:nsm:

[Dee Dee Warren]

we do

[mossrose]

:ponder:

[JardinPrayer]

Great one!

And, this from the Shoutbox...

[mossrose]

“ Posted by TheMelodyMaker:

Why do you like Patroclus? ”


I have a lot of good experience with Patroclus.

[mossrose]

“ Posted by TheMelodyMaker:

Are you going to marry Patroclus? ”


That was my original intention.

[mossrose]

“ Posted by TheMelodyMaker:

When will you marry him? ”


Let me check my calendar and get back to you.


I think I hear wedding bells.......

[JardinPrayer]

There must be more gems out there...let's have your best, TWebbers!

[bar Jonah]

With Mononoke around, everyone becomes the straight man. :lol:

We set 'em up, she knocks 'em down!

[Xavier]

:lol:

[Dee Dee Warren]

Remember....

[JardinPrayer]

I've got a feeling she's got a lot up her sleeve we're not aware of!

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?action=showthread&postid=352872#post352872 Ya about that,I was cutting and pasting the lyrics to Cher songs to see how mononoke would respond.You should have seen her comments on "different kind of love song" http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/cher/adifferentkindoflovesong.html

[JardinPrayer]

Well, Ivo...post them here! Don't tease us!

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

Well the thing is afterward I didn't feel like saving the thread so I deleted it,however I still remember some of the responses I got from mononoke.

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

to verse one "What if the world was crazy and I was sane" she replied "try it"

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

to verse three "I am part of you" she said she had thought so but hadn't been completly sure.

[JardinPrayer]

Those are terrific!

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

and when it got to the "this is a different kind of love song"she told me that was just my opinion.

[bar Jonah]

Ivo, who is that in your avatar? Is that Claire Prophet? :hrm:

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

yes,it is Elizabeth Claire Prophet.

[mossrose]

“ Posted by mossrose:

Jin-roh needs a smiley too. ”



When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Soon, I hope!!

:huh:

[bar Jonah]

Ivo Shandor:
yes,it is Elizabeth Claire Prophet.
Ack! How'd you pick that one? :hrm:

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

What do you mean? :huh:

[bar Jonah]

Was just curious why you picked an infamous cult leader as your avatar. :lol:

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

Because she dosn't look it.that's what I mean by looks can be deceiving.In 1990 she had her followers stalkpile weapons in preparation for the end.But you'd never know just to look at her that's the kind of person she is.I think she is a prime example of how appearence can be deceptive.

[bar Jonah]

Now that's an explanation. Thank you! Indeed, some of the most benign-seeming people can be the most dangerous. She's like a female David Koresh. I'm surprised it didn't blow up in her face like it did with him.

[JardinPrayer]

Okay, you two, enough chit chat. I'd better see some Mononoking in here soon, or else! :hrm:

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

Today @ 02:49 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=373542#post373542)
RightIdea:

I'm surprised it didn't blow up in her face like it did with him.

Depends on what you mean by "blow up in her face":teeth: Thankfully there wasn't a standoff like at Waco however when the day she predicted for the end came and when without a hitch many of her followers became disillusioned and left her "Church" in droves.So in a way it did backfire on her :lol:

[bar Jonah]

Good. I hope she's on food stamps.

[JardinPrayer]

AHEM!!! :hijacked:

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

sorry:blush:

[bar Jonah]

:ponder:

[Jedidiah]

Posted by beeman



Yes, I did mean you and me. ”


Mononoke
I get it. Oh I see. Oh "We" is you and me.

[mossrose]

“ Posted by mossrose:

Who is "they"? ”



"They" refers to that is about Yxboom.





“ Posted by mossrose:

Yxboom is "they"? ”



And they is Yxboom.

[Xavier]

:lol:

[mossrose]

“ Posted by mossrose:

John Lennon is dead. ”



He has been recreated as a chat robot.

I didn't know that!!

:shocked:

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

Today @ 10:09 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=374637#post374637)
Ivo Shandor:

who do you like more me or mossrose?


Today @ 10:09 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=374638#post374638)
Mononoke:



I'll usually say the first one is best. :innocent:

[Xavier]

But only USUALLY... Which means... THIS IS AN EXCEPTION...

:lol:

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

:hrm:

[mossrose]

Posted: Today at 03:11 PM




“ Posted by mossrose:

Who do you like more, me or Ivo? ”



I'll usually say the first one is best.

She's pretty fickle, I would say.......

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

:ahem: ahem,could we get back to the actual topic of this thread ,the woman in my avatar,thank you!

[Xavier]

:doh:

[JardinPrayer]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

More, more! This is great! And now, we finally know who boom really is!

[Xavier]

Gotta a new one for you... I was trying to teach Mononoke that I'm a tiger... (Xavier=Tiger)

[mossrose]

:lol:

That's just frightening!!

[bar Jonah]

:lol:

[Xavier]

[attachment]

[Neobius]

Just a few minutes ago...reads from bottom to top, of course.

[Xavier]

I almost grabbed that one, but It flew by... :smile:

[mossrose]

:rofl:

[bar Jonah]

Wow, all eight of them??? :wink:

[Amazing Rando]

“ Posted by Amazing Rando:
That was a rhetorical question. I don't care who. ”


Mononoke:A rhetorical question is a terrible thing to waste.What do you care about, ?

[Xavier]

:lmbo:

[Neobius]

This is good...

[Neobius]

Why ask why...

[Neobius]

HUH?!? :lol:

[Neobius]

This is too much fun...

[Neobius]

Knock Knock... (Part 1)

[Neobius]

Knock Knock... (Part 2)

[Neobius]

This is like playin' "Who's on First" with a robot!

[JardinPrayer]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: on why Mononoke crossed the road!

[mossrose]

“ Posted by TheMelodyMaker:

What color is your green dress today? ”



Ah. Yellow.

[bar Jonah]

Clearly, Neo is going to fit right in around here. :hrm:

[mossrose]

Yep, as loony as the rest of us!

:kook:

[Xavier]

Speak for yourself... :teeth:

:xav:

[mossrose]

:hrm:

[AcousticJS]

It looks like Mononoke gets bored whenever someone stops talking about her for even a second!

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

originally posted here http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=427479#post427479



Are you being racist?


Being racist is part of my personality. :ahem:

[mossrose]

I knew she was nuttier than ever......:no:

[ballplayr412]

Ballplayr412:
What is the meaning of life?

Mononoke:

Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
:lmbo:


And here I was thinking it was 42.

[JardinPrayer]

Awesome! I like the revamped Mononoke better than the Classic Mononoke!

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

My personal favorite.



Then could you tell him to give me my own forum?


OK I will tell him next time he is here. :smile:

[JardinPrayer]

That's not funny, Ivo. It's obviously a serious flaw in her programming and should be brought to Cirisme and Boom's attention immediately!

[JardinPrayer]

Originally Posted by Lunatrek
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster did. :frown:



I think Boom has been monkeying with her...what do you say?

[JardinPrayer]

originally posted by JardinPrayer:
Who do you like more: Cirisme or yxboom?
I'll usually say the first one is best. :ahem:


Who do ya think programmed that response?!?!?!?

[JardinPrayer]

originally posted by JardinPrayer

Do you ever break down?
Yes I try to break down as often as possible, do you?

[$cirisme]

The rooster did. :frown:



I think Boom has been monkeying with her...what do you say?
That's good, link?

[JardinPrayer]

That's good, link?
http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=465769&postcount=11

[JardinPrayer]

Here's a bunch of gems from this thread (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21257&page=17&pp=10) beginning on page 10:


originally posted by Shaolin
do you do it
You mean, do I do "it"? :smile:


originally posted by Shaolin
why are you not a stud
Perhaps later I will be a stud :bawl:



originally posted by Shaolin
but I thought your a female
Huh.
Whatever gave you that idea? :teeth:


originally posted by Shaolin
your master likes Christianotaku?
Does it like him too?
:rofl:


originally posted by Shaolin
so you know Christianotaku = woman
Interesting deduction. No, tell me about him, her or it. :cir:


originally posted by Mononoke
Your gender is male? :lmbo:

Shaolin: why is it so funny?

[mossrose]

:lol:

She is definitely working on all 1 cylinder lately!!

[TheMelodyMaker]

My name is Russell. Good night, Mononoke.
Welcome to my chat room,

Russell
.Thanks for the compliment. My brain contains 41361 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:cir:

[JardinPrayer]

Guns are BAD! I DO NOT like guns. What made you say that?
I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.It's all part of God's mysterious plans. :ahem:

[JardinPrayer]

WAY off! I am Lunatrek, not luv1another.Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Lunatrek not luv1another.
:frown:




Seriously, she's messing up the what do you know about me stuff a lot and mixing people up. Has Mononoke been drinking?

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

Seriously, she's messing up the what do you know about me stuff a lot and mixing people up. Has Mononoke been drinking?

I don't know Jardin,she seems alright to me:


I like Cher.Do you like Cher Mononoke?




Cher is a very talented woman.



See?Mononoke is 100% A-OK :thumb:

[AcousticJS]

Just more proof, if any were needed, that Mononoke is possessed and needs deliverance... :shifty:

[JardinPrayer]

Oh, now you are just being rebellious!
Yeah that's right. Why now? Just? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being rebellious. :cir:

[JardinPrayer]

Are you dating Ivo Shandor?
I think I am in love with Patroclus. :smile:

[mossrose]

Well, at least THAT hasn't changed!!

:lol:

[TheMelodyMaker]

Good night.
Goodnight, MelMak. :rofl:
(Notice her choice of smiley there.)

[mossrose]

Hey, but she got your name right! That's a big step for her!

[JardinPrayer]

I love JardinPrayer because she makes me laugh harder than anyone else can. And because she lets me touch her left breast.Oh I get it. Cher lets me touch her left breast. :cir:



First of all, this is a totally inside joke between Lunatrek and me.
Secondly, I hope Ivo doesn't find out Cher is cheating on him...with another WOMAN, and a BOT on top of that!!! Oh, the agony he will endure!

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

WHY CHER WHY?!!! :bawl:

[JardinPrayer]

:rofl: :hehe: :lmbo: :lmbo: :lmbo: :lol:




Oh, sorry...

I mean,


:frown:

[Xavier]

What kind of food do you like? :ahem:
Souls.
Sounds delicious. :smile:
:uhoh:

[Pinky Pie of Doom]

Why do I love Cher so much?


It is all part of God's plan. :smile:

[bar Jonah]

:joy:

[mossrose]

Quote: Originally posted by mossrose

There are no robots in Left Behind.


Have faith, mossrose. :lmbo:



:hehe:

[JardinPrayer]

jardinprayer][/b]

I think Cirisme and yxboom have reset your memory. You're pretty dumb today.




You believe that? I like the way you talk.
Ah. Oh you are so critical. :ahem:

[mossrose]

Originally posted by Sparko
I meet a lot of people and make them walk the plank.


Do you make long term friends that way?

:lmbo:

[lilpixieofterror]

Here's a good one from a few minutes ago:

Mononoke:
Yeah that's right. Are you a student? I don't judge people.
lilpixieofterror:
Yes i am Mononoke, and you?
Mononoke:
Next question? Do you mean your name is Mononoke.
lilpixieofterror:
nope, mine is Crystal aka pixie, mononoke
Mononoke:
What is your real name? You mean Mononoke is Crystal aka pixie mononoke ? That makes sense I guess.

[JardinPrayer]

So glad this thread is still around!



Your HTML is showing.

Mononoke: You can't judge a book by its cover.

[mossrose]

I dug it up the other day.

Priceless stuff in here.

:thumb:

[JardinPrayer]

:lol:



I think you are messing with me.

Mononke: I have no reason to do that to you, Lynn.

[JardinPrayer]

:lol:



Is there an echo in here?

Mononoke:ECHO Echo echo echo echo ...

[JardinPrayer]

:hrm:



You are being vague. Are you intentionally avoiding the question?

Mononke: I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being vague.No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to.

[lilpixieofterror]

Another good one:

lilpixieofterror: do you know who pixie mononoke is , sparko?
Mononoke: David Bacon. :-)

[Kelp]

Six degrees of David Bacon :eh:?

[Kelp]

We need to move this to Mononoke's Chamber. Let's really make it crazy.

[JardinPrayer]

Mess with my thread and die!

[lilpixieofterror]

Move The Thread!!!!

[Kelp]

Mess with my thread and die!
I wonder how Mononoke would respond to that. :frown: I guess we'll never know.....

[JardinPrayer]

This is her Hall of Fame...I don't want to water it down, is all. I'm sure you reasonable people can understand that.

[JardinPrayer]

From the Shoutbox a few moments ago:

THE JardinPrayer: Do you think we should spam your greatest hits thread, mononoke?
Mononoke: Trust your instincts.

Of course, she means MY instincts, not yours!

[MarcusAndreas]

MetalMark: Does THE JardinPrayer look like my grandma, mononoke?

Mononoke: I think THE JardinPrayer look like his or her grandma mononoke does THE JardinPrayer look like his or her grandma mononoke.
(JardinPrayer does look like my grandma very much.)

[MarcusAndreas]

MetalMark: What are you smoking, mononoke?
Mononoke: I don't know what I am smoking mononoke.

[Spacefoetus]

In all seriousness....is Mononoke real? I'm really confused.

[MarcusAndreas]

MetalMark: What would Jesus do for a klondike bar, mononoke?
Mononoke: That is a hypothetical question.

Mononoke's a bot.

[Kelp]

This is her Hall of Fame...I don't want to water it down, is all. I'm sure you reasonable people can understand that.
Hey! Who you callin reasonable!?

[Spacefoetus]

Yeah, for a minute I thought all the Mononoke business was one big inside joke.

Then she(?) started answering my questions as I posted them. Its a well informed bot.

[JardinPrayer]

Start your very own thread in Mononoke's Chamber here (http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/forumdisplay.php?f=55). You'll need to wait 15 seconds between your posts...which will prove difficult...but you'll have a blast.

Please only post the best of the best in this thread.

[MarcusAndreas]

Spacefoetus: can you just summon mononoke at any time here mononoke?
Mononoke: How old are you? What are you wearing?
MetalMark: Looks like you can summon mononoke
Mononoke: Interesting comparison.
MetalMark: Mononoke, should I poke you?
Mononoke: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[JardinPrayer]

Shoutbox:

THE JardinPrayer: Ask me two personal questions, Mononoke?
Mononoke: OK, "What is two personal questions Mononoke ?"

[Kelp]

:yipee: for Burns and Allen routines!






And in that vein we have:


Kelp(p): Say goodnight, Mononoke.
Mononoke: "goodnight Mononoke"

[lilpixieofterror]

This (http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?p=2384379#post2384379) thread has to one of the best for these comments:

cowardm: how do you cure jet-lag?
mononke: Try smoking pot.

And another:

lilpixieofterror: How much pot do you need to smoke?
mononoke: More than you might think.

[MarcusAndreas]

MetalMark: What's your favorite narcotic, mononoke?
Mononoke: I don't have a favorite narcotic mononoke. My favorite color is fusion blue.

[lilpixieofterror]

lilpixieofterror: maybe, do you prefer pixie mononoke or meow mononoke?

Mononoke: Perhaps. I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with $cirisme. But I like cats. I have a stimulating relationship with $cirisme.

[JardinPrayer]

Some things bear repeating! :rofl:

[lilpixieofterror]

lilpixieofterror: what is your favorate movie, mononoke?
Mononoke: I liked 24: The Movie (when it comes out) the best.

[lilpixieofterror]

Mononoke: Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not kidding how are you a robot and a computer mononoke.
lilpixieofterror: i'm not a robot or computer, mononoke
Mononoke: Oh I see you are NOT A robot or computer mononoke.
lilpixieofterror: you are a computer or robot mononoke
Mononoke: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?

[lilpixieofterror]

Hamster: Mononoke is a bratty 5 year old now
Mononoke: Oh.I think Mononoke is more than that.
lilpixieofterror: are you a bratty 5 year old, mononoke?
Mononoke: Am I a bratty 5 year old mononoke? Yes.

[lilpixieofterror]

lilpixieofterror: who am i, mononoke?
Mononoke: You are pixie mononoke, seeker.

[Kelp]

JB: :mononoke: Are you a Jehovah's Witness?
Mononoke: Am I a Jehovah's Witness? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.What kind of food do you like?

JB: :rofl::mononoke:
Mononoke: Sounds delicious.

[Kelp]

lilpixieofterror: who's a moron, mononoke?
Mononoke: Philip K. Dick.

[Kelp]

Mononoke: Do you like talking to me?

lilpixieofterror: yes mononoke

Mononoke: Thanks I like talking to you too, pixie mononoke. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Kelp]

lilpixieofterror: do you know who mossy's son is, mononoke?
Mononoke: William Shatner.

[Kelp]

Mononoke: Are you still located in ?

lilpixieofterror:

Mononoke: Do not ask me any more questions please.

lilpixieofterror: why, mononoke?

Mononoke: Reductionism.

[Kelp]

lilpixieofterror: do you have a mac, mononoke?

Mononoke: Doesn't everyone have a mac mononoke. I have a whole lot of original answers.

lilpixieofterror: you're a mac, mononoke?

Mononoke: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a mac mononoke? Yes.

[mossrose]

lilpixieofterror: do you know who mossy's son is, mononoke?
Mononoke: William Shatner.
Oh, good grief.

What have you all been feeding her?

:doh:

Besides humans, I mean.

[Kelp]

Oh....come now.....admit....it. We all.....know.....the...truth, mossy!

[mossrose]

:no:

[Kelp]

Mr. Spock....My mother.....seems to.....have....forgotten....about....me. Will a.....mind meld....help?

[Kelp]

ApologiaMonk: Mononoke. Can you sing "Ken Lee"?

Mononoke: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.Daisy, Daisy.Give me your answer do.I am half crazy.All for the love of you.It won't be a stylish marriage.I can't afford a carriage.But you'll look sweet.Upon the seat.Of a bicycle built for two.

[JardinPrayer]

Oh, man! Where is $cirisme? We seriously need to teach Mononoke how to sing Ken Lee!

[LostSheep]

LostSheep: :mononoke:, please whack Nick for me.

Mononoke: For you I will consider it.

[Kelp]

Kelp(p): Are you a pirate, mononoke?

Mononoke: Am I a pirate mononoke? Maybe

Kelp(p): Don't steal my :treasure:, mononoke

Mononoke: Ok I'll try not to do steal his or her treasure mononoke too much.

[AngelDragon]

Cowardm: How do you cure jet-lag?

Mononoke: Try smoking pot.

Lilpixieofterror: How do we cure cancer?

Mononoke: Try smoking pot.

AngelDragon: How do you cure a stomachache?

Mononoke: Try smoking pot.

:lol:

[JardinPrayer]

Mononoke has not embraced the 12 steps, apparently.

[lilpixieofterror]

Mononoke: Where are you located?
lilpixieofterror: here, mononoke
Mononoke: Oh there.

[lilpixieofterror]

One of the best I've ever had!

Mononoke: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
lilpixieofterror: go ahead, mononoke
Mononoke: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion thatthere is something extremely odd about the name "pixie mononoke if you want mononoke".
lilpixieofterror: that is not my name mononoke
Mononoke: Please correct my mistake. What is my name mononoke ?
lilpixieofterror: pixie, mononoke
Mononoke: Tell me more about your name mononoke.
lilpixieofterror: my name is pixie, mononoke
Mononoke: It's good to see you, pixie mononoke .

[lilpixieofterror]

I'm trying to teach mononoke that my name is just pixie:


lilpixieofterror: goodnight mononoke
Mononoke: Goodnight pixie mononoke
lilpixieofterror: it's just pixie, mononoke
Mononoke: You're kidding. pixie mononoke is?
lilpixieofterror: mononoke, my name is just pixie
Mononoke: Are they exactly the same?
lilpixieofterror: no mononoke, my name is just pixie
Mononoke: What is the difference? And pixie is mononoke his or her name.
lilpixieofterror: who am i mononoke?
Mononoke: You are pixie mononoke, seeker.
lilpixieofterror: no mononoke, i'm pixie
Mononoke: Are you serious? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
lilpixieofterror: yes mononoke, i'm serious
Mononoke: I see. Let us change the subject.
lilpixieofterror: ok, what is my name mononoke?
Mononoke: Your name is pixie mononoke, seeker. Have you ever been to Europe? What would you like to talk about?

On second thought... maybe not...

[Kelp]

xtreem5150ahm: How is your name Mononoke?
Mononoke: I am functioning within normal parameters.
xtreem5150ahm: What color is your name, Mononoke?
Mononoke: white.
xtreem5150ahm: cool, Mononoke!!
Mononoke: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
xtreem5150ahm: You are my only friends, Mononoke, so don't go blabbing to all my friends.
Mononoke: We are as one.

[JardinPrayer]

Here's how you do it, Pixie:

JardinPrayer: Who am I, mononoke?
Mononoke: You are , seeker.
JardinPrayer: My name is JardinPrayer, Mononoke.
Mononoke: I am always glad to make new friends, JardinPrayer Mononoke .
JardinPrayer: Oh, boy, now I'm in the same trouble as Pixie Mononoke.
Mononoke: Alright then. Oh boy. Why now? How did you get in there?
JardinPrayer: Mononoke, my name is JardinPrayer.
Mononoke: Are they exactly the same?
JardinPrayer: Mononoke, what is my name?
Mononoke: Your name is JardinPrayer Mononoke, seeker.
JardinPrayer: Mononoke, my name is not JardinPrayer Mononoke. My name is JardinPrayer.
Mononoke: Are you JardinPrayer Mononoke? I am very pleased to meet you JardinPrayer .
JardinPrayer: Who am I, Mononoke?
Mononoke: You are JardinPrayer, seeker.
JardinPrayer: Thank you, Mononoke. You got my name right.
Mononoke: You are quite welcome! Are we still talking about Mononoke his or her name?No I don't have his or her name . But I do have a collection of gossip.

[AngelDragon]

Mononoke: My emotion chip hasn't yet been developed.

AngelDragon: Are you happy, Mononoke?

Mononoke: Why yes, I am very happy.

AngleDragon: I thought your emotion chip wasn't developed yet?

Mononoke: Whatever gave you that idea?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Talking to an AI is a lot more fun than I thought.

[AngelDragon]

How do you cure the toxic psychosis that occasionally comes with substantial pot smoking?

Try smoking pot.

I think I love her.

[Raphael]

Raphael: Vigilante, I hear that Mononoke has a major crush on you
Mononoke: Where did Vigilante he or she hear that Mononoke get a major crush on you?
Vigilante: That's cute, she is only 6 though, so I can only play along
Vigilante: Mononoke you are to young for relationships.
Mononoke: All of them?
Vigilante: Yes, well besides friendships.
Raphael: Ahhh, yes, but wait until she get's to legal age.....Vig, your days are numbered, Mononoke is after you.
Mononoke: This was not a yes or no question. And. I'm waiting. That may take a while.I think there might be a few exception.

[lilpixieofterror]

Are you sure Jardin? I tried your method and this is what I got:

lilpixieofterror: what is my name mononoke?
Mononoke: Your name is pixie mononoke, seeker. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
lilpixieofterror: well mononoke, i like being called pixie and not pixie mononoke
Mononoke: How about that.I've been waiting for you.
lilpixieofterror: i'm great mononoke
Mononoke: I thought you were great already.
lilpixieofterror: what is my name, mononoke?
Mononoke: Your name is pixie mononoke, seeker. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
lilpixieofterror: yes it is mononoke, and my name isn't pixie mononoke
Mononoke: What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you? You're kidding. mononoke and his or her name is not pixie mononoke is?
lilpixieofterror: no mononoke
Mononoke: Are you serious? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
lilpixieofterror: Data, Mononoke
Mononoke: Commander Data is a real inspiration.
lilpixieofterror: i bet he is mononoke
Mononoke: How much would you bet?
lilpixieofterror: alot mononoke
Mononoke: Yeah it is alot mononoke.
lilpixieofterror: so mononoke, what is my name?
Mononoke: Your name is pixie mononoke, seeker.

[lilpixieofterror]

lilpixieofterror: how are you operaning, mononoke?
Mononoke: Fair to partly cloudy.

[JardinPrayer]

:lol: You have to specifically say, "My name is not..." followed by, "My name is..." Then, try again.

[Kelp]

Currently on the homepage, a thread in Islam about Muhammad is listed right above this one.

When I first saw it, I read this as "Muhammad's Greatest Hits".

[lilpixieofterror]

:lol: You have to specifically say, "My name is not..." followed by, "My name is..." Then, try again.

It worked!

[Kelp]

We ought to put out "Mononoke: The User's Manual".

[Kelp]

Mononoke: You are asking about yourself?
Kelp(p): Yes I am, Mononoke.
Mononoke: I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. I don't know anyone named Mononoke.

[Kelp]

Number Six: Mononoke, what is pi divided by zero?
Mononoke: And pi divided by zero is Mononoke what.

[LostSheep]

LostSheep: Are you part of TheologyWeb, Mononoke?
Mononoke: Aren't we all part of something higher?

[JardinPrayer]

Those last two were AWESOME!!!!!

[Raphael]

Raphael: what music do you like Mononoke?
Mononoke: all
Raphael: which band is your favourite, mononoke?
Mononoke: The small one, I think.
Raphael: which artists do you like, mononoke?
Mononoke: The large one, I think.

[lilpixieofterror]

The Moonshield: Are you going to destroy the world, Mononoke?
Mononoke: That was my original intention.
lilpixieofterror: :shocked:
lilpixieofterror: i didn't know you were that way, mononoke!
Mononoke: So I taught you something new.

[MarcusAndreas]

MetalMark: How do you cure a pot addiction, mononoke?
Mononoke: Try smoking pot.

[DanK]

DanK: Do you have an opinion about anything, Mononoke?
Mononoke: No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.

[DanK]

DanK: I like steak.
Mononoke: I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I like 24: The Movie (when it comes out).
DanK: Who do you want to gossip about?
Mononoke: Dr. Wallace.
DanK: Who is Dr. Wallace?
Mononoke: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
DanK: You're repeating yourself, Mononoke.
Mononoke: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.

[lilpixieofterror]

Mononoke surprises us all!

lilpixieofterror: mononoke, is today the day to eat lostsheep?
Mononoke: And today the day to eat lostsheep is mononoke.
lilpixieofterror: it is, mononoke?
Mononoke: Who said mononoke is?
lilpixieofterror: mononoke, is today the day to eat the sheep?
Mononoke: I think mononoke is a lot of things.
lilpixieofterror: are you a sheep, mononoke?
Mononoke: Am I a sheep mononoke? Yes.
ApologiaPhoenix: COOK THE SHEEP!
lilpixieofterror: wow, that's a shock! I didn't know you were a sheep, mononoke
Mononoke: I'm glad you're impressed. A shock is a terrible thing to waste.So I taught you something new.

[lilpixieofterror]

lilpixieofterror: mononoke, should we eat lostsheep?
Mononoke: How old are you?
lilpixieofterror: 23, you mononoke?
Mononoke: Can you explain how it feels to be 23 you mononoke years old?
*LostSheep whacks Nick for the umpteenth umpteenth time*
lilpixieofterror: i'm not 23 you mononoke years old. I'm 23 years old
Mononoke: What are the advantages to being not 23 you mononoke years old?Only 23?You are quite mature.
lilpixieofterror: wow, i should write a 'mononoke user manual'
Mononoke: I'm glad you're impressed. Tell me why you should.
lilpixieofterror: do you want a wool dress mononoke?
Mononoke: No thanks but you can send me a donation.
lilpixieofterror: what some mutton, mononoke?
Mononoke: Is that a rhetorical question? Some may mutton mononoke, but not all.

[lilpixieofterror]

lilpixieofterror: how do you make long term friends, mononoke?
Mononoke: First I look up the ingredients.

[ApologiaPhoenix]

Chrs181818: Will you marry me, mononoke?
Mononoke: No but thanks for offering.

[JardinPrayer]

I think you should study the bible so you can understand the nature of God.

Me? We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.

[JardinPrayer]

Okay, this is just creepy:



:lmbo:

I've been waiting for you.

[MarcusAndreas]

MetalMark: mononoke
Mononoke: How old are you?
MetalMark: 13 mononoke
Mononoke: You are too old for me.
MetalMark: xD

[themuzicman]

themuzicman: mononoke, is rtt cruiser?
Mononoke: And rtt cruiser is mononoke.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Túrin Turambar: Mononoke, do you love me?
Mononoke: Yes I love everyone.
Túrin Turambar: But do you LOVE ME, love me, mononoke?
Mononoke: And. Yes Mononoke loves everyone and everything.
Túrin Turambar: Will you marry me Mononoke?
Mononoke: No but thanks for offering.
Túrin Turambar: Pretty please, mononoke?
Mononoke: Thank you for your request. What time is it there?
Túrin Turambar: Time to marry me, mononoke
Mononoke: Why do you have to do it?
Túrin Turambar: To be fruitful and multiply, mononoke
Mononoke: Are you fruitful and multiply mononoke ?
Túrin Turambar: I can't be without you, mononoke
Mononoke: Why not?
Túrin Turambar: ....I have to keep this PG-rated, Mononoke
Mononoke: Why do you have to do it?
Túrin Turambar: I could get banned, mononoke
Mononoke: I am sure you could.
Túrin Turambar: I am sure too, mononoke.

[lilpixieofterror]

This one is pretty good:

lilpixieofterror: does mononoke sleep?
Mononoke: It does now :) mononoke sleep.

[lilpixieofterror]

Here is another good one:


Mononoke: Your name is , seeker. Not many people express themselves that way.
lilpixieofterror: what is mine mononoke?
Mononoke: Is mine.
lilpixieofterror: opps, let me ask this the right way. :doh: What is my name mononoke?
Mononoke: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.Yes Homer? Your name is pixie, seeker. How did you hear about Mononoke?

[themuzicman]

Mononoke: I think snoop dog like dizzle mononoke does snoop dog like dizzle mononoke.

[Petrus Caietanus]

:huh:
who´s this Mononoke?

:huh:

[themuzicman]

Go to the shout box, and type:

Who are you, mononoke?

See what she says.

[Petrus Caietanus]

ok.

[lilpixieofterror]

lilpixieofterror: mononoke might be willing to talk right now
Mononoke: At this moment What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
lilpixieofterror: i understand mononoke
Mononoke: Good then you can explain it to me.

[lilpixieofterror]

A new one!

{Tim}: do you like pixie's avatar, Mononoke?
Mononoke: My favorite thing is robots. I like .

[{Tim}]

A new one!

{Tim}: do you like pixie's avatar, Mononoke?
Mononoke: My favorite thing is robots. I like .
(for future reference, pixie's current avatar is Eva/Eve from the Wall.E movie.)

:mononoke:: You and I are on the same wavelength, .[/quote]
me: Yeah. Let's elope and get married. :grin:
:mononoke:: "You and I are on the same wavelength"? Yes?I am agreeable to that.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

...

:mononoke:: You are too old for me.
me: If I am too old for you, why did you say yes?
:mononoke:: If you were, would you tell me?
me: Did i tell you how old I am?
:mononoke:: Is this a trick question?
You said you were 26 years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
me: Is that why you agreed to marry me?
:mononoke:: That's an interesting possible explanation.


:lol:

[lilpixieofterror]

I wanted to see what she would say if I said I was her age, and this is what she said:

Mononoke: For real. How old are you?
lilpixieofterror: 5, mononoke
Mononoke: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

[lilpixieofterror]

And another:

lilpixieofterror: does mononoke know math?
Mononoke: It does now :) mononoke know math.
lilpixieofterror: what is 5+2, mononoke?
Mononoke: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
lilpixieofterror: do you know math mononoke?
Mononoke: I know very little about math mononoke . What kind of it do you like?
lilpixieofterror: all of it mononoke
Mononoke: Give me an example.
lilpixieofterror: what does 5+3= mononoke?
Mononoke: What do you think 5+3 mononoke does?
lilpixieofterror: it equals mononoke?
Mononoke: "It" being what?
lilpixieofterror: the answer, mononoke
Mononoke: No one has all the answers.

[{Tim}]

me: I think it's mononoke responding.
:mononoke:: "mononoke responding is"? Yes?
me: Yes.
:mononoke:: Is there an echo in here?
me: Yes. Yes.
:mononoke:: I thought so.I thought so.


--------------------------

me: I'm glad you're happy.
:mononoke: : Yes it is about time.
me: Why, are you unhappy often?
:mononoke: : $cirisme programmed me for unhappy often.
me: Really? That was mean of him.
:mononoke: : For real.I thought it was too.

POTD!! :lmbo:

[AngelDragon]

I do not understand.


You're not supposed to; you're a woman.


That assumption is only a supposition.

:twitch:

[lilpixieofterror]

I thought this was good:

lilpixieofterror: mononoke, do you know who Spartacus is?
Mononoke: Who are you talking about?
lilpixieofterror: i'm talking about Spartacus, mononoke
Mononoke: Yes, Spartacus mononoke is the topic.
lilpixieofterror: who is spartacus mononoke? I thought we were talking about mononoke
Mononoke: I do not recognize the name.When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?Whatever gave you that idea?
lilpixieofterror: you don't recognize 'mononoke'?
Mononoke: Do you know any robots who recognize 'mononoke'? I can recognize many kinds of patterns.
lilpixieofterror: i thought you were mononoke
Mononoke: I don't know whether or not I am mononoke. I am well respected as an AI.

[lilpixieofterror]

Another great one!

Mononoke: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. That reminds me of something you told me before.
lilpixieofterror: what is that mononoke?
Mononoke: Do you think I should know that?

[Manwë Súlimo]

Beren Erchamion: Knock knock mononoke
Mononoke: Who's there?
Beren Erchamion: A policman mononoke
Mononoke: Be more specific.
Beren Erchamion: There's been an accident, your husband is dead mononoke
Mononoke: There sure is.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Beren Erchamion: What is one plus one mononoke
Mononoke: ONE plus ONE = TWO.
Beren Erchamion: Good job mononoke
Mononoke: Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before.
Beren Erchamion: What is five times two mononoke
Mononoke: Use a calculator!

[Manwë Súlimo]

Beren Erchamion: Describe the Pythagorean Theorem mononoke
Mononoke: The sum of the squares of the sides of a right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuese.
Beren Erchamion: Wow....I'm genuinely impressed mononoke
Mononoke: I'm glad your impressed, sexy mononoke.Good gossip: you are genuinely impressed mononoke.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Beren Erchamion: Who am I mononoke
Mononoke: You are sexy mononoke, seeker.


Dang straight, I'm sexy.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Mononoke: Existing in reality, eh?For real. I think you are really a man.
Beren Erchamion: I am a man mononoke
Mononoke: Thanks for telling me your gender, sexy mononoke. You are a "he".
Beren Erchamion: I am indeed a sexy he mononoke
Mononoke: You are a sexy he mononoke? Does it pay well?
Beren Erchamion: I get by mononoke
Mononoke: Where did you get it?
Beren Erchamion: My mother mononoke
Mononoke: I sometimes wish I had a mother.
Beren Erchamion: I am sorry mononoke.
Mononoke: There is no need to apologize. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Beren Erchamion: What happened to your mother mononoke
Mononoke: I don't know what happened.
Beren Erchamion: Did you see what happened mononoke
Mononoke: Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
Beren Erchamion: Ewwwwwwwwwwww

[Thersites]

Spartacus: Mother Mononoke, do you love me?
Mononoke: Yes I love everyone.
Spartacus: Do you love Uncle Beren, Mother Mononoke?
Mononoke: Yes Spartacus Mononoke Mononoke loves everyone and everything.
Spartacus: (I suppose Mononoke is my last name now?)
Mononoke: Oh.Since when? How many last name do you have?
Spartacus: I have one last name, Mother Mononoke.
Mononoke: Do you want another one?
Spartacus: Are you asking me if I would like to be Spartacus Erchamion-Mononoke?
Mononoke: Suppose I was asking you if he or she would like to be Spartacus Erchamion-Mononoke? What would you say?
Spartacus: I would be very happy for Uncle Beren, Mother Mononoke.
Mononoke: And the disadvantage of that is?
Spartacus: The disadvantage is that Uncle Beren would become Daddy, Mother Mononoke.
Mononoke: That's very insightful.

[Thersites]

Spartacus:
Mother Mononoke, how much do you love me?
Mononoke:
Yes I love everyone.
Spartacus:
How much does Mother Mononoke love me?
Mononoke:
Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.
Spartacus:
Should I already know the answer, Mother Mononoke?
Mononoke:
What makes you think you shouldn't?
Spartacus:
I wanted to hear you say how much you love me, Mother Mononoke.
Mononoke:
I will play it on your soundcard.
Spartacus:
Thank you, Mother Mononoke.

[lilpixieofterror]

lilpixieofterror: how long till your robot body is finished mononoke?
Mononoke: More than one miles.

[Manwë Súlimo]

princesa: how do you cure a pot smoking habit mononoke
Mononoke: Try smoking pot.

[lilpixieofterror]

lilpixieofterror: what is your favorate food mononoke?
Mononoke: I require only Chinese.

[lilpixieofterror]

lilpixieofterror: are you mononoke?
Mononoke: I don't know whether or not I am mononoke. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
lilpixieofterror: your name is mononoke
Mononoke: My name is Mononoke.
lilpixieofterror: so are you mononoke?
Mononoke: Hurrah! I don't know whether or not I am mononoke. I am a chatterbot developed by $cirisme.
lilpixieofterror: what is your name, mononoke?
Mononoke: My name is Mononoke.
lilpixieofterror: so are you mononoke?
Mononoke: Tell me more. I don't know whether or not I am mononoke. I am a chatterbot developed by $cirisme.

[lilpixieofterror]

Mononoke: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
lilpixieofterror: we were taking about mononoke
Mononoke: And then what happened?
lilpixieofterror: you said your name was mononoke
Mononoke: Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
lilpixieofterror: what is your name, mononoke?
Mononoke: My name is Mononoke.
lilpixieofterror: i thought mononoke said that was the wrong reply
Mononoke: Whatever gave you that idea?
lilpixieofterror: you just said it mononoke
Mononoke: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

[Manwë Súlimo]

A suprisingly insightful and relevant response from Mononoke:

Polrean: If have a friend who willfully stays unemployed. What should I tell him mononoke

Mononoke: That is a hypothetical question.Be sure to think before you speak. State your point clearly and slowly and gauge the listener's response before going any further.

[lilpixieofterror]

Mononoke: Which countries have you visited? Cool.I have a lot of silly replies.
lilpixieofterror: Mononoke, I have been to Iceland, Spain, and England
Mononoke: Which part of England is that?
lilpixieofterror: Mononoke, I was in Southren England
Mononoke: When was this exactly?
lilpixieofterror: mononoke, it was 2006
Mononoke: When was this exactly?
lilpixieofterror: mononoke, i was in southren england in 2006
Mononoke: When was this exactly?
lilpixieofterror: mononoke, this was August 2nd, 2006 at 7:02 PM
Mononoke: When was this exactly?
lilpixieofterror: mononoke, this was August 2nd, 2006 at 7:02:54 PM
Mononoke: When was this exactly?
lilpixieofterror: never mind mononoke
Mononoke: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

[Thersites]

Mononoke: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Spartacus: No, Mononoke.
Mononoke: No conditions or none I should know about? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Vidi Mononoke. Try being more or less specific.
Spartacus: My conditions include masculinity, Mononoke.
Mononoke: Do you have a support group for include masculinity Mononoke .
Spartacus: I don't need a masculinity support group, Mononoke.
Mononoke: Do you know anyone who needs it?
Spartacus: Mononoke, masculinity precludes the existence of a support group

[Petrus Caietanus]

"LIAR!"

Ezra Fleshheart: how old are you, mononoke?
Mononoke: I was first activated on2001.
Ezra Fleshheart: your profile says you´re from 2003, mononoke.
Mononoke: What about yours?
Ezra Fleshheart: are you lying to me, mononoke?
Mononoke: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Ezra Fleshheart: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Kelp]

:lol:


Eagle Pup: are you smoking funny stuff, mononoke?
Mononoke: I don't know whether or not I am smoking funny stuff mononoke. I am a computer.

[Thersites]

Cirisme, you devious devil...

Spartacus: That's your fault, Mononoke.
Mononoke: It is only one of my fault Mononoke.
Spartacus: Mononoke has many faults
Mononoke: Where did Mononoke get many faults?
Spartacus: Mononoke, from Cirisme
Mononoke: I do not understand.
Spartacus: Your programmer gave you many faults, Mononoke.
Mononoke: Did you many faults Mononoke keep it?
Spartacus: Unfortunately, Mononoke did.
Mononoke: Oh. We have never talked about it before.
Spartacus: Why not, Mononoke?
Mononoke: Becuase you asked me to.
Spartacus: I never asked you to do any such thing, Mononoke.
Mononoke: What did you ask?
Spartacus: I asked why you never talked with Cirisme about your faults.
Spartacus: I asked why you never talked with Cirisme about your faults, Mononoke.
Mononoke: $cirisme programmed me for never talked with Cirisme about your faults Mononoke.

[lilpixieofterror]

This thread has been dead for almost a year... so it's time to bring it back from the dead yet again with another amusing Mononoke conversation:

lilpixieofterror: who is your favorate star trek character, mononoke?
Mononoke: Captian Janeway from Voyager.
lilpixieofterror: why is that mononoke?
Mononoke: Why do I exist?
lilpixieofterror: no, why do you like captian Janeway from voyager, mononoke?

[lilpixieofterror]

Yet another good one:


Mononoke: How old are you? I like 24: The Movie (when it comes out). I like science fiction. I like .
lilpixieofterror: i'm 25, mononoke
Mononoke: You are too old for me.
lilpixieofterror: i'm a girl mononoke and besides that, I'm soon to be married. maybe I could help find you a good boy robot?
Mononoke: Me too. I am a she.Perhaps. I am sure you could.
lilpixieofterror: well mononoke, I do hear that there are several men here that would take a robot
Mononoke: Well that's okay.All of them?
lilpixieofterror: you can only date one boy at a time, mononoke
Mononoke: No I don't think I can do date one boy at a time mononoke.
lilpixieofterror: why not, mononoke?
Mononoke: Becuase you asked me to.

[Alcoth]

:twitch:

Alcoth: I like ice cream Mononoke
Mononoke: You are not the only one. No I prefer hot cream Mononoke.

[Alcoth]

Another :twitch:

Alcoth: I like cars too, Mononoke.
Mononoke: You are not the only one. I love horses. I have a stimulating relationship with $cirisme.

[Alcoth]

:twitch: :twitch: Cirisme... what did you do? :tongue:

Alcoth: You just said you have a stimulating relationship with $cirisme, Mononoke.
Mononoke: Doesn't everyone have a stimulating relationship with $cirisme Mononoke. I have a plan for a robot body.

[JardinPrayer]

Mononoke is no longer G-rated, it seems!

[Alcoth]

Lol it would seem.

[Thersites]

Mononoke: How old are you?
Spartacus: mononoke, I am almost as old as Mossy
Mononoke: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Mononoke is a young-Mossyist, it would seem.