Rhyming Question Game!

[LeiLani]

Kay, here's how it works. Someone types a question and the person to answer it has to make their answer rhyme with the question, then type another question.

How are you today?

[Bob's Wife Gail]

I'm ready to go out and play!

And how are you?

[mossrose]

Not very blue.

Where are you now?

[NSMwife]

I am wow

what do you do?

[mossrose]

I don't make glue.....

Where were you born?

[NSMwife]

not with the corn

where do you live?

[mossrose]

Appears to be a sieve.

What is your favourite colour?

[NSMwife]

yeller
(I live in the south)

who do you love?

[spl_cadet]

Alice is loved without a glove

Does anyone have a dollar of silver?

[NSMwife]

not in my quiver

whats for dinner?

[Bob Jenkins]

onions and liver

What musical instrument do you play?

[Bob's Wife Gail]

trumpet, French horn, and piano - but not all day

Do you like to hike?

[Bob Jenkins]

hike? yike!

(trying to think of a question that ends with orange)

Do you like the sole as made in Dover?

[mossrose]

Nah, I give it to Rover!

Where is the red chaise lounge? (Ernest Goes To Camp)

[Bob Jenkins]

I don't know - would you take another that I might scrounge

have you ever ridden a donkey?

[Bob's Wife Gail]

No, not a donkey...haven't been that lucky.

I've ridden on an elephant, have you?

[Bob Jenkins]

No I haven't - oh pooh

Was it on the elephant's trunk or on his back in a basket?

[Solly]

On his back, where I found a casket.

What is the average travelling speed of a swallow

[mossrose]

To find out I would have to follow.


Where would you find a yellow onion?

[Bob Jenkins]

Not on my bunion (altough it may look the same)

What do you hold most dear?

[Bob's Wife Gail]

my husband and family throughout every year!

Do you like to dance?

[Bob Jenkins]

on the ballroom floor, I tend to prance

Do your feet tap the stadium seats when the band plays at a game of football?

[mossrose]

I'd much rather listen to a band in a hall.

What is your favourite animal?

[Solly]

I am partial to armadillos

Do you have many pillows?

[Stephen]

I prefer to sleep in the willows

Is your favorite fruit the mangerine orange?

[Solly]

Not at all, but that's not strange.

Are you home, home on the range?

Btw, Welcome to spamming Stephen

[mossrose]

No......... :sighk: all the deer and antelope have mange.

Do you find it hard to think of a question?

[Solly]

The difficulty i don't want to mention.

What is the chemical formula of salt?

[mossrose]

Oh Solly. When you talk about science my brain comes to a halt.

Do you like to go fishing?

[Solly]

To do it I am not wishing.

What are your pet dislikes? *besides science!!

[mossrose]

Housecleaning, grocery shopping (which I need to go do NOW), any sorts of chores, can all go take hikes.

Where do you like to vacation?

[Solly]

Lynton and Lymouth, down in Devon.

I gotta go home as well. you take care.

[Bob Jenkins]

Take care, Solly - we seem to be a pair

What type of radio programs do you hear?

[mossrose]

Only the news, not much else, I fear.

What do you do when you are tired?

[Bob Jenkins]

nap, nap, nap getting rid of thoughts mired

Ever sleep while standing?

[mossrose]

I would be fearful of the landing!!!!


How are you bouncing back from the big wind?

[Bob Jenkins]

Hard to bounce while pinned

Have you ever travelled from sea to shining sea?

*is it the east coast or west coast that shines

[Stephen]

Kansas is the only country for me

What's your favorite flavor ice cream?

[Bob Jenkins]

Coffee is the stuff of ice cream in my dream

Welcome to the Game Room, Stephen- first time I've noticed you

[Solly]

Yes Stephen, we all say "How do you do".

Where's a policeman when you need one?

[mossrose]

At the coffee shop, with a doughnut hole-in-one!

Good morning all, how have you been?

[Solly]

Hello Mossrose, potential spam queen.

Why do fools fall in love?

[mossrose]

Cuz no wicked woman has given them a shove.

Do you REALLY think I could be a potential spam queen????

[Bob Jenkins]

As Jack found out, as powerful as the Giant's bean

Do you play Monopoly?

[mossrose]

Once, to my folly.

Where could I go to find some polishing rocks?

[Bob Jenkins]

Ebay has 'em under key and locks

Are you prepared to grind, grind, grind?

[Solly]

That's not very interesting to my mind.

Where have all the flowers gone?

[Bob Jenkins]

Gone to graveyards, every one

Are WE about the same age?

[Solly]

C'est moi 42, still in my nonage.

And how old be thee?

[Bob Jenkins]

3 score and 3

(it's 3 score and 1 but that doesn't follow the rules)


Would you exchange your body for a younger

[Solly]

*really? i didn't peg you for a day over 59. :lol:

Not really, they have a greater hunger.

[TedO]

It seems that Solly has ended the game...

Don't y'all thing that was a shame?

[Solly]

Ted, you gotta rhyme the previous question in this game.


Have you must experience in competitions?

[TedO]

not one that involves sound repetitions.

Did you know your post 51 didn't end with a question?

[Solly]

Question avoided I was in such motion!!

Where are you from, and what do you do?

[TedO]

I'm an engineer from Ohio, a good one too!

What got you going in this game of ryhme?

[Solly]

/ot Moss, speak to Cir or Yx.

I needed to spam and had some spare time.

Do you think you could use some spam points?

[mossrose]

*Off topic ... :abduct: Thanks solly......that was my question for you to rhyme, but I am not quick enough on the draw this morning.....

[Solly]

:bonk: Wakey Wa-a-a-a-akeee!!

[mossrose]

.......can't wakey till get coffey...... :shocked:

Where do you do your job?

[themuzicman]

Anywhere I can use my keyfob.

Do you think a screw is loose?

[Solly]

I'm an archivist, helping the solicitor mob.

Did you think I wouldn't rhyme that?

[TedO]

It could be, but I'm too obtuse.

Have you seen the movie "the Princess Bride"?

[themuzicman]

I have, in you, this, I can confide.

Do you prefer apple or orange?

[Solly]

*you have? :hrm: Return your MSP membership card Immediately. Real men don't watch PB.

Neither, which is kinda strange.

What about you, which do you like?

[TedO]

Orange is for me, apple for the tike.

Real men don't watch PB, but what about the fencing?

[Solly]

Oh, I can't go do that, I'm relaxing :fencing:

Is that a sport you're partial too?

[TedO]

Not really, but it's hard to resist a good duel.

I'm going to lunch, perhaps we'll ryhme later?

[themuzicman]

To your time I can cater!

Have you ever watched a movie with your wife?

[Solly]

I watched a few, to end the strife.

Have you endured Caribbean Pirates?

[themuzicman]

Of movies, I cannot affor the high rates.

Is it out on DVD?

[Solly]

No idea, what's that to me;
We don't even have our own TV!!

I used to write poetry, can you say the same?

[themuzicman]

Only when necessity came.

Do you write in prose?

[mossrose]

Used to, yes, not as much now, a shame.

What do you do for a hobby?

[Solly]

Is the Pope Catholic? In Greenland it snows?

Do you live up to your nom de plume?

:lol: Moss, we'll make a web slinger out of you yet. I'll clap my hands, you draw, NOW.

Missed again

[themuzicman]

Like a bride loves a groom.

What is different across the Atlantic sea?

[Solly]

More character, grounded in antiquity.

Do your feet reach the ground?

[themuzicman]

On dirt I do pound.

Do you really serve the queen?

[Solly]

With all my heart, always has been.

Favourite jelly bean my friend?

[themuzicman]

If forced, the grape is the one I would defend.

What inside do you keep caged?

[Solly]

Unruly passion, inordinate desire, doubts and fear enraged.

What is the highlight of your Christian walk?

[mossrose]

*OT Moss, we'll make a web slinger out of you yet. I'll clap my hands, you draw, NOW.

Missed again :frown: :bawl:

[mossrose]

Seeing my children walk the talk.

How do I get faster without sitting here all day?

[Solly]

Have you for DSL been made to pay?

I have to go, will you have a nice day?

[mossrose]

Thanks, and a good evening and night, to you, I say.

Can a cat run faster than a dog?

[themuzicman]

Only when chased by a hog.

Do you live on a farm?

[TedO]

Closer to city, yet far from harm.

What is your favorite chapter and verse?

[themuzicman]

ROmans 12:1-2, if I may be so terse.

What kind of car do you drive?

[TedO]

not a car, but a truck, F-150 club size.

how about you, how do you ambulate?

[themuzicman]

My Mazda 626 is just great.

From what city do you hail?

[TedO]

Alliance, beside which all others pale.

I see your from Michigan, did it snow on the mitten?

[themuzicman]

It snowed, but only the Upper Penninsula was smitten. (I think).

What state do you call home?

[TedO]

Ohio is the state that I roam.

Do you remember who won the NCAA football championship?

[themuzicman]

No. :whack:

What college did you attend?

[TedO]

**that didn't rhyme**

Purdue was where my academic career came to an end.

How bout you, Go Blue?

[themuzicman]

In a way... Grand Valley State U... (Go Lakers)

So it didn't rhyme. Sue me :tongue: :lmbo:

In what kind of dwelling do you dwell?

[TedO]

In a house that is really swell, with my wife and my kids as well.

Have you any offspring?

[themuzicman]

Six children into the world my wife did bring.

How is your family, are they well?

[TedO]

Fine as frog's hair, far as I can tell.

Wow six kids, what is the age spread?

[themuzicman]

8 is youngest, and every 2 years until 18, at the head.

Do your kids enjoy sports?

[TedO]

My boys (6 and 7) like sports of all sorts. But baseball's the favorite to which we resort.

I really must go, I've got much to do, I've had some fun though, did you too?

[themuzicman]

Rhyming, tho, is such a stew.

Maybe next time we'll try movie titles?

[Bob Jenkins]

Yes, and with all their vitals

Who here likes to conqueror the world and play Risk?

[Solly]

Ooh, such vioolence, such power, tsk tsk!!

What word would you use to rhyme with risk?

[themuzicman]

No word to rhyme? Tsk tsk tsk!

Why do I feel like Dr. Suess?

[Shayla]

Because you are putting your rhyming skills to use.

Is it a bad thing to rhyme?

[Solly]

No, friend, do it all the time!!

Do you think this will reach 10,000 posts?

[Shayla]

It could indeed have the most.

Do you think we could rhyme that much?

[Solly]

As long as we don't lose our touch.

Do you think that it should also scan?

[themuzicman]

Only if you ask to a man.

Where will this thread go next?

[Solly]

Theology 102 and Admissions it should go betwixt.

Why would you want it to go?

[themuzicman]

Because stopping is a big no-no.

I feel like I'm reading a book to my kids.

[Solly]

Better than going out gathering aphids!!

Tell me what is your favourite colour?

[Bob Jenkins]

blue, especially in valour

How many days do you get a shining sun?

[Solly]

As many as are not a cloudy one.

Are you near the coast by any chance?

[themuzicman]

Near a great lake, with a skip and glance.

Have you heard about the birthday party?

[Bob Jenkins]

Yes, the one given by Arty

Would you like a drink?

[Solly]

Not now, I'm trying to think.

Where do you go for your holidays?

[themuzicman]

Family and friends make my ways.

What do you do in haste?

[Bob Jenkins]

cut and paste

Would you be happy not to lose your hair?

[Solly]

Yes, but i try not to care.

Have you lost much then, off the top?

[themuzicman]

Not a lock, not a flop.

Do you pay full price for cuts?

[Solly]

The wife says, I'll do it, but me no buts.

What kind of car do you drive?

[themuzicman]

My Mazda 626 keeps me alive.

Do you prefer baseball or cricket?

[Solly]

Neither, sport has me on a sticky wicket.

Who wrote the book of love?

[themuzicman]

Probably our heavenly father, above.

Why do we end sentences in a preposition?

[Bob Jenkins]

I really prefer the game with wire wicket

heard any good jokes lately?

[Bob Jenkins]

opps

[themuzicman]

* That's what edit is for, BOB! Quick, before anyone sees!

[Solly]

*I saw,too late.

I think, err, um.. what was the question?

Will Bob manage to edit in time?

[themuzicman]

I think you trumped him with your rhyme.

Do you think Bob is mad?

[Bob Jenkins]

That question comes from a cad

How many umbrella's does a family own in England?

[Bob Jenkins]

do?

[Solly]

As many as we require close to hand.

Did you think it was do or does?

[TedO]

I'd say does, just because.

Are you an expert at grammar?

[Solly]

No not me, not by far.

Welcome Ted, where have you been?

[TedO]

Working and sleeping and taking some baseball in.

How about you, is your work done today?

[themuzicman]

It's almost lunch,to my dismay.

What is planned for the week's end?

[TedO]

Cleaning the garage, it's a pig pen.

And you, what's up, what's on the docket?

[Bob Jenkins]

I have to find my wife's locket

How many batteries in your flashight

[TedO]

one, no two, I think that's right.

Do you enjoy sitting by a fire?

[themuzicman]

Only if there's a harp and lyre :eek:

Do people still play those things?

[TedO]

Only if they still have strings.

Are you a fan of baseball?

[themuzicman]

No, I am not. Not at all.

Aren't they all overpaid, out of shape whiners?

[TedO]

Oh I don't know, there are some shiners.

Do you have a sport, then that you follow?

[themuzicman]

Basketball,football,soccer,hockey,golf,NASCAR.. the rest ring hallow.

Do you enjoy watching women play (sports)?

[TedO]

Well, not really, but as a last resort.

Have you observed any world cup soccer?

[Bob Jenkins]

To see it, I fight like a cur

Are you surprised US soccer is making it to the big time?

[TedO]

Perhaps, but not yet are the men that sublime.

Do you think soccer is the best sport there is?

[mossrose]

Isn't there a sports thread where you can take this quiz?

What else can men think of to rhyme about?

[Solly]

How about Jesus descending from heaven with a shout?

I don't like sport much, neither do you?

[Bob Jenkins]

Sex comes to the mind of a lout

Do you paint or wallpaper your bedroom?

[Bob Jenkins]

drat

[Solly]

:lol: losing your touch in your old age Bob?

[mossrose]

* OT :haha: Bob ( I was doing that all day yesterday)

[TedO]

Solly: No, it is true, I do.

Bob: Both paper and paint are cool we assume.

By the way, what is a cur?

[mossrose]

A cur is a dog that has mange in its fur.

Why is Solly changing his name?

[themuzicman]

An undesireable dog or cowardly person du jour.

Why do we use french?

[Solly]

He no longer wishes it to remain the same.

What is your favourite confectionary?

[TedO]

I like fritters, with milk from the dairy.

How about you, doughuts or bagels?

[Bob Jenkins]

*cur = dog = Solly for bring that up again

four legged, wagging tail (or swishing), but bark instead of purr

Do you have pets

[themuzicman]

'tis multiple post season.

Let's start over shall we now?

[Solly]

I agree with you, and how!!

How many times have you posted here?

[Bob Jenkins]

oh wow!!!!

touch is absolutely gone


( but Solly got the message :grin:

[TedO]

not nearly enough I fear.

What say you, doughnuts or bagels?

[themuzicman]

Bagels are best for him who haggles.

Do you barter with your vendors?

[TedO]

I haggle on cars, and appliances like blenders.

Well it is lunch, and I must be gone, will you continue this thread along?

[mossrose]

We'll be here, rhyming like a song.

Your turn Bob, what will you say?

[themuzicman]

Bob is busy making hay.

WHen do you think he will return?

[mossrose]

After a nap that he shouldn't spurn.

I'll ask it again, do you have any pets?

[themuzicman]

My wife said dogs, I said OK, let's.

Do your pets have any names?

[mossrose]

Dusty and Murphell, (my husband's to blame)

What is your favourite scent?

[themuzicman]

Men on scents do not time spent.

Do you think women want men to be women?

[TedO]

Perhaps some women think men-women would be heaven.

Did that make any sense?

[themuzicman]

It's the expectation of women, hence.

Do you like to go out in the woods?

[TedO]

I woulds if I coulds.

Do you like to play frisbee disc?

[themuzicman]

I like competitive sports.. basketball, soccer, misc.


What is your favorite game?

[TedO]

It is baseball, or basketball, and aren't these questions the same?

Do you like golf?

[themuzicman]

Is the Pope Catholic? (What rhymes with golf?)


What smilie to you use most?

[TedO]

I like the one where they offer a toast :cheers:

Which do you think is the coolest?

[themuzicman]

That new one :haha: is the best.

Do you think that one is mocking?

[TedO]

Absolutely, it's almost shocking.

Do you ever want to :bonk: a poster?

[themuzicman]

All the time, newbies the most(er).

Which mod is your favorite?

[TedO]

I must confess, I haven't thought of it.

What is your favorite topic to debate?

[themuzicman]

Open Theism, Sola Scriptura are presently on my plate.

Do you know or can you read Greek?

[TedO]

I know the letters, but unfortunately that is the peak.

So are you open in your theistic view?

[themuzicman]

Yes, real free will, only that is true.

Maybe I should ask what mod you would ban?

[TedO]

Hmm, maybe Dee Dee, or Jaltus, or Gray Pilgram.

Who is your most common adversary?

[themuzicman]

I have many of which I am wary.

Where out there is your favorite forum?

[TedO]

Eschatology 201, although I don't like the decorum.

So I would guess you find Calvinism wretched?

[themuzicman]

Wretched is strong, but trying to rhyme wretched is futile (fetched?)

Does not the problem of sin remain?

[TedO]

Sin is indeed a stain.

It remains upon whom and when, can you explain?

[themuzicman]

In a rhyming question forum? You're insane! :lol:

Have you visited theology 201 recently?

[TedO]

:lol:

I have indeed, I have argued decently.

Have you read Arminians discussion of Acts chapter 9?

[themuzicman]

Not sure, although his arguments are not mine.

If you had to choose, would it be apple or orange?

[TedO]

Ask me again and there may be some carnage.

This is strangely addicting - don't you agree?

[themuzicman]

None are so blind as those who do not see!

Was there a problem with rhyming with orange?

[TedO]

You do it again! To a guy named Ted Ohrn.

That's it, I must go, will you have a good day?

[themuzicman]

I have had fun, and would like to again, if I may.

Do what location are you going now?

[Bob Jenkins]

To my library for a book on grammer :whack: through which I'll plow

*thinking, geez, I do that alot too

Would you trade palce with a Hollywood star?

[mossrose]

Never, too conceited they are.

Bob, did you have a good nap earlier today?

[themuzicman]

I think in his nap he did stay!

What is up this cold, rainy eve?

[Bob Jenkins]

The stars, the moon,
Although hidden,
with the mind, perceive

Did you like that????

[mossrose]

That was, in the vernacular (I think.... :help:) PHAT!!

How come you are such a good rhymer?

[Bob Jenkins]

Not so good, I think, most are rather dimmer

Do some questions escape before you write them down?

[mossrose]

I sure have to make lists before I go to town.

Are the trees turning great fall colours?

[Bob Jenkins]

not yet in this neck of the woods, they retain their summer palors

Can you imagine a palm turning in the fall?

[Bob Jenkins]

palors? is that a new word having to do with pale?

[LeiLani]

I cannot imagine that at all.

Are you guys going to vote for Lei?

[mossrose]

We will have to wait and see.

What will you give if we vote for you?

[themuzicman]

Nothing. I'd need to be nominated, too.

What is the price of your vote?

[mossrose]

A brand new, warm, winter coat.

Do you have a favourite jewel?

[themuzicman]

Not really, but diamonds are cool.

What color would you like that coat?

[Lizard]

Only blue would buy my vote?

Should I vote today?

[themuzicman]

Wait until another day.

Do you see me nominated?

[mossrose]

No. Are you sure you are rated?

If I vote for you will you give me some pearls?

[themuzicman]

Two questions to answer as this thread unfurls.

Which one did you want me to answer?

[mossrose]

The second. Don't make me get a Panzer!!

Do you play a musical instrument?

[themuzicman]

Piano and low brass are my musical bent.

Will you exit the last poster thread?

[mossrose]

Never!! Not till I am dead!!!

Will YOU leave the last poster thread??

[themuzicman]

I am a male, I will act not as the tail, but the head!

Where in the world do you reside?

[mossrose]

Alberta, the only province with conservative pride.

What do you do to bring home the bacon?

[themuzicman]

To manage databases, for money I'm takin'.

Are there other conservative provinces?

[mossrose]

Nope. The others are pure dunces.

What is your favourite colour?

[themuzicman]

I prefer green over any other.

Will Canada ever convert to American English?

[mossrose]

We are still struggling with Canadian Frenchish!!


Won't the States come and liberate the west?

(Please? Oh, please!!) :brave:

[themuzicman]

Treaties and friendlies prevent the best.

Maybe secessation is the clue?

[mossrose]

That is an idea that is hardly new.

What if we give you some of our oil?

[themuzicman]

Our relationship to Canada we cannot spoil. *sigh*

How about emmigration?

[Lizard]

That would increase our population.

Would that make our borders safer?

[mossrose]

Within my family it might cause a conflagration.

Where do you make your home?

[themuzicman]

Michigan is where I like to roam.

Do you know the Great Lake State?

[Bob Jenkins]

Only by cousin and newphew as where they matriculate
(or did)

Do you enjoy the Michigan winter lake effect?

[LeiLani]

Offtopic: Lei doesn't rhyme with see, it is pronounced Lay)

[Bob's Wife Gail]

No, the lake effect allowed too much snow to connect! (on the reoads)

Do you miss the snow?

[themuzicman]

Like I miss a rebellious two-year-old saying "NO!"

What is attractive about that white stuff?

[mossrose]

Skiing, I guess, if you're up to snuff.

Would you prefer to have no winter?

[Bob Jenkins]

No, Around the hearth, thither winter, hither zither

Do you like to sing and play music around a fire?

[mossrose]

Yes, and we sound as good as a choir!!

Do you have a workshop at your place?

[Solly]

No I don't, there is no space

Do you like the wide blue yonder?

[mossrose]

Yes, to soar and float and ponder......

Is it autumn yet where you are?

[themuzicman]

IT was cold last week, so winter's not far.

What is the temp at your location?

[Solly]

I cannot do any mensuration
To tell you the temperature at my location

Do you love Paris in the spring time?

[themuzicman]

Don't know, but some say it's sublime.

Do you know how to get to nantucket?

[mossrose]

On a ferry, if it's not leaking like a bucket.


Do you like the scent of autumn leaves?

[themuzicman]

Not when raking or cleaning my eves.

Do you work out in your lawn?

[Bob Jenkins]

Exercise, no matter where, gives me a big fat yawn.

Did you know I'me envious of your grass?

[themuzicman]

IF its worse than mine, it's very crass.

Are you now a couch potato?

[Bob's Wife Gail]

No way, not this tomato!

Do you like to read?

[Bob Jenkins]

Yes, by fireside, with a cup of warm mead

Would you rather have potato's mashed or fried?