I Think My Puppy Needs a Psychiatrist!

[JardinPrayer]

Benjamin, my gorgeous 11-week-old black Lab, loves to tear paper. I'm not worried about him for that reason...I've seen that behavior before (in both dogs and humans!) But yesterday, I walked over to clean up the mess and there was something amazing and a bit unsettling in the pattern of debris he left. I kid you not...this is exactly the way the papers were arranged on the floor.

Notice, on the close up: We can see Jesus (:yipee: my baby is a Christian!), but I also see that Jesus appears to be holding a football. (Is my baby a jock? That wouldn't be so bad, I guess.) The part that truly worries me is the folded part below...it's an "Adult Singles" column. I had to blur the ads because some of them might violate campus decorum. They were all ads for gay singles...but the language was a bit dicey. So, my dog is growing up to be a gay jock Jesus freak? Poor baby is trying to figure himself out. Does anyone know a good therapist? I think Cesar Millan might be too pricey!

[JardinPrayer]

And before you even ask what kind of rags we allow into our home, this is the local free paper that Craig brings in to check the music venues for good concerts and then I usually use to line the bottom of the bird cage! So there!

[lao tzu]

Sheesh, sometimes it's not even enough to draw a picture! By the way, you ignored the crossword.

Be a sport. Find a good redecorator. It's what Jesus would do. Get a clue.

Talk about obvious.

[JardinPrayer]

Redecorator? :huh:

We just had this custom built wall unit (http://picasaweb.google.com/lerhorn/AmazingBuiltIn?authkey=lo-N8bLNgkw)installed. Was that not good?

[lao tzu]

Redecorator? :huh:

I see now why the pup framed the request with TWO crosswords.


We just had this custom built wall unit (http://picasaweb.google.com/lerhorn/AmazingBuiltIn?authkey=lo-N8bLNgkw)installed. Was that not good?

Look on the bright side. At least the pup thinks your comfortable shoes are up to snuff.

[Sparko]

its a good sign that he ripped up the personal ads and covered them with Jesus. :yes:

[Kelp]

But he ripped Jesus in half. Must be a Nestorian.

[Sparko]

But he ripped Jesus in half. Must be a Nestorian.

nah. He just doesn't like football.

[Kelp]

Oh so he's not a Christian anyway, then.

[Sparko]

Oh so he's not a Christian anyway, then.

blasphemer.

[SpinyNorman]

Just when you think you have READ everything there is to read on Tweb, Jardin pops in with a phrase like...

"a gay jock Jesus freak"

[Kelp]

blasphemer.
You're right, I apologize.

The only true test of Christianity is whether you're a Mets fan.

[Sparko]

You're right, I apologize.

The only true test of Christianity is whether you're a Mets fan.

I tear your paper!

[Kelp]

I rebuke your tear! Leave my paper and never return in the name of Jesus!

[SpinyNorman]

You're right, I apologize.

The only true test of Christianity is whether you're a Mets fan.


The only way that is a true test of Christianity is that being a METS fan sends you straight to hell.

How's that manager?

[Sparko]

I rebuke your tear! Leave my paper and never return in the name of Jesus!

I call upon the great Puppy to pee on your paper! begone vile demon.

[SpinyNorman]

I want to know why Jesus is holding the football.

[Sparko]

I want to know why Jesus is holding the football.
cuz it was a hand-off.

http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3976.jpg

[Jedidiah]

Well, JP did warn us that this was NOT a serious thread. :shrug:

[JardinPrayer]

Just when you think you have READ everything there is to read on Tweb, Jardin pops in with a phrase like...

"a gay jock Jesus freak"
What, no POTD?


I tear your paper!
Is that anything like, "I drink your milkshake?"


I call upon the great Puppy to pee on your paper! begone vile demon.
Not my puppy, buster! He only goes potty outside like a good doggy!











lao...I understood your redecorating comment...I just came up with a lame response. And, I definitely noted the crossword when I took the picture...just forgot to mention it in the post, since I hadn't previously noticed the gay personal ads...they threw me!

[lao tzu]

What, no POTD?

Maybe next time the pup'll find something nice to say (http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?p=1948359#post1948359) about Calvinism.


Not my puppy, buster! He only goes potty outside like a good doggy!

The rest of the time, he blames the cat.


lao...I understood your redecorating comment...I just came up with a lame response.

Better that than words "to die for," Nancy. Oh snap!

[JardinPrayer]

:hehe:

[Kelp]

If Benj could talk, he'd be saying "fabulous!"