Simpsons Who said it?

[TheOneAndOnly]

I don't know whether this has been done before but anyway

who said these:
-That's german for "the bart, the"!
-What is this obsession with my forbidden closet of mysteries?
-Person 1:i wanted to get into shape so i've been drinking nothing but milkshakes.
Person 2: You mean those diet milkshakes?
Person 1: uh oh!
-I'm seeing double..four clowns!!
-We have a little saying here: If it's brown drink it down, if it's black send it back
-Since the dawn of time man has yearned to destroy the sun!

[Piebald]

-That's german for "the bart, the"!

Sideshow Bob, during his parole hearing

-What is this obsession with my forbidden closet of mysteries?

Wiggum, when Bart spent the night and curiosity led them to the closet.

-Person 1:i wanted to get into shape so i've been drinking nothing but milkshakes.
Person 2: You mean those diet milkshakes?
Person 1: uh oh!

Krusty the Klown and Lisa Simpson (or maybe Bart?)

-I'm seeing double..four clowns!!

Fat tony..er.. no, wait, one of his henchmen

-We have a little saying here: If it's brown drink it down, if it's black send it back

:huh: Don't remember

-Since the dawn of time man has yearned to destroy the sun!

Monty Burns, Who shot Grandpa's Hat?

[TheOneAndOnly]

" -We have a little saying here: If it's brown drink it down, if it's black send it back

Don't remember "

That's homer simspon, talking to some band, maybe the smashing pumpkins, when he joins the freak show and they come to springfield. Someone asks homer, "i heard we should bring our own bottled water, is that true?"

How about these:
-"I thought he was dead, you said he sleeps with the fishes."
-"...soon I'll be the queen of summertime!"
-"'Tod stinks.' I already new that"
-"...why do you think I made you watch all those Police academy movies? For fun? I didn't see anyone laughing, did you?!"
-"Good Lord! There really is a bart?"
-*person reading an Agatha Christie novel*-"..the mo-tive...?"
-"it's so unfair...just because he was different..."
-"Avenge me boy. Avenge my death..."

[DunnySaze]

...soon I'll be the queen of summertime!

The smart kid whose name I forget. When he gets a pool to compete with the pool the Simpson's got.

'Tod stinks.' I already new that

Homer, to Bart, after Bart printed that as his newspaper while staying at the Flanders. The kids were removed by family services for neglect. There was also another message on the back of the page.

...why do you think I made you watch all those Police academy movies? For fun? I didn't see anyone laughing, did you?

Gotta be Homer.

-*person reading an Agatha Christie novel*..the mo-tive...?

Chief Wiggums.

[kafka]

-"I thought he was dead, you said he sleeps with the fishes."


either Salma or Patty referring to Troy McClure


How about this one
-
1."Shaddapa you face"
2. "Shut up your face"
1. "Why I oughta whack you in the labanza"
2. "Error, error..."

-I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down"

[TCapp]

Homer said the one about the bus... don't know about the other one.

The smart kid's name with the pool is Martin.

"there really is a Bart"

-Some dude at the mental hospital Homer was sent to for wearing a pink shirt.

"Avenge me boy"

-Homer, again.