The more than one wife spam thread...

[NSMinistries]

So, why not legalize Polygamy then? (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11838)

:shocked: More than one wife.... I can't keep up with the one I have...:tongue:





































































Love ya honey:flowers:

[yxboom]

:dance:

[NSMinistries]

Naw its more like :rock:

[NSMwife]

what are you :chicken:?





























You better not have more than one wife, or if you do she really needs to drive the car more often.

[JardinPrayer]

More than one wife? Iluvatar would undoubtedly say :eek:

[Faramir]

Only in the Castle Antrax :innocent:

[Bill the Cat]

Mrs :btc: wouldn't go for it... I'm hers and hers alone!!!

[NSMinistries]

:thumb:

[JardinPrayer]

Bill the Cat:

Mrs :btc: wouldn't go for it... I'm hers and hers alone!!!

Because Mrs. :btc: wouldn't go for it, or because you would never even think about such a thing?

:gardendevil:

[NSMinistries]

Today @ 03:13 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=244252#post244252)
JardinPrayer:



Because Mrs. :btc: wouldn't go for it, or because you would never even think about such a thing?

:gardendevil:

:lmbo: :haha:

[Jaltus]

No man can serve two masters....




































































though some try.

:ladysman:

[NSMinistries]

:nsm:

[yxboom]

You better not have more than one wife, or if you do she really needs to drive the car more often.

or as :gim: would say...at least make $70K/year

[NSMinistries]

Today @ 04:38 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=244332#post244332)
yxboom:



or as :gim: would say...at least make $70K/year

:rofl:

[Tobias Reiper]

Well, wife #1 doesn't really like the idea of polygamy, but wives 2-16 don't seem too upset. Wife #17 is supportive, but she's sick of playing babysitter to the kids of wives 1-16, so I think she might leave soon.





























































































I'm joking. I'm not even married yet.

[Stephen]

Well, wife #1 doesn't really like the idea of polygamy, but wives 2-16 don't seem too upset. Wife #17 is supportive, but she's sick of playing babysitter to the kids of wives 1-16, so I think she might leave soon.







I"m joking...
Oh man, thats good, :lmbo: :haha: :lol: :rofl:

I mean come on, 17 wives? Everyone knows 15 is the limit



































Shamelessly corny, I know

[Sheepdog]

hmm. one for the kitchen, the other for miscellanious cleaning. why more than that?

/me ducks from large stones being thrown at him. :rock:

[Bob Jenkins]

Would it be serial polygamy


















































if ya had an "ex"?

[Tobias Reiper]

I mean come on, 17 wives? Everyone knows 15 is the limit


I won't tell if you won't :wink:

[Solly]

:lol: You guys.

[Paulbarbee]

No, I'm still trying to get my first wife, but maybe one day I can say " Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!"

[kafka]

I've always herard that the punishment for marrying more than one woman is ...being married to more than one woman. :thumbd:

[NSMinistries]

:teeth:

[themuzicman]

I always thought that if you had two wives, they'd either compete for your affection or plot your demise, and the hard part would be figuring out which was happening right now... :egad:

[NSMinistries]

Today @ 11:50 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=245378#post245378)
themuzicman:

I always thought that if you had two wives, they'd either compete for your affection or plot your demise, and the hard part would be figuring out which was happening right now... :egad:

:lmbo:

It only takes one to plot the demise of the other anyway. Why have two to worry about??? :nsm::hide:

[themuzicman]

Two can scheme. Synergies and all that.

Michael

[NSMinistries]

Today @ 11:56 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=245389#post245389)
themuzicman:

Two can scheme. Synergies and all that.

Michael

Thank God I will never find out...:lol:

[themuzicman]

You've never seen two women scheme against someone? :eek: :egad:

[NSMinistries]

Today @ 11:58 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=245391#post245391)
themuzicman:

You've never seen two women scheme against someone? :eek: :egad:

Ya its

BAD :eek:

[Faramir]

Well it took me 32 years to find one woman willing to mary me. If polyigamy is legal when I am 64, I might just give it a try.

[themuzicman]

Will you trade in your 60 year old wife for two 30s?

Michael

[Robyn Banks]

:bagpipes:

[Swordman]

No man can serve two masters....

though some try.

:ladysman:

Your wife is your master????? :whip:

[Jaltus]

Swordman,

I take it you are single?