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Christianbookworm
03-14-2014, 01:58 PM
If it were possible. And, what would you do with them? Except, you can't be evil.

Cerebrum123
03-14-2014, 02:18 PM
Right now I would want super healing, and healing for others. I hate pain, figures with my luck it would be constant. :sigh:

Darth Executor
03-14-2014, 02:19 PM
Any limits?

Mind control would probably be at the top of the list for me, followed by energy manipulation and intangibility.

Christianbookworm
03-14-2014, 02:21 PM
Any limits?

Mind control would probably be at the top of the list for me, followed by energy manipulation and intangibility.

What good could you do with mind control? Control animals?

Cerebrum123
03-14-2014, 02:22 PM
What good could you do with mind control? Control animals?

His avatar should give you a hint. :yes:

Darth Executor
03-14-2014, 02:24 PM
What good could you do with mind control? Control animals?

Take over the world of course. No need for conquest, just mentally manipulate all world leaders into doing the right thing. I'd also make scientists research new superpowers for me.

Christianbookworm
03-14-2014, 02:26 PM
Take over the world of course. No need for conquest, just mentally manipulate all world leaders into doing the right thing. I'd also make scientists research new superpowers for me.

Aren't there ethical concerns???

Cerebrum123
03-14-2014, 02:30 PM
Aren't there ethical concerns???

You haven't dealt with DE much have you. :teeth:



:outtie:

robrecht
03-14-2014, 02:31 PM
My son just asked me this a couple of days ago! I said I would like to be able to immerse myself and everyone else completely in the presence of God. That didn't seem to be the answer he was looking for. He would like to be able to become incredibly large and incredibly small.

Cerebrum123
03-14-2014, 02:33 PM
My son just asked me this a couple of days ago! I said I would like to be able to immerse myself and everyone else completely in the presence of God. That didn't seem to be the answer he was looking for. He would like to be able to become incredibly large and incredibly small.

I don't think that power(the one you say you want, not your son's) would work out how you are imagining. Probably would end up a bit like this for a lot of people.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0APF3SO9tqE

Spartacus
03-14-2014, 02:35 PM
I don't think that power(the one you say you want, not your son's) would work out how you are imagining. Probably would end up a bit like this for a lot of people.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0APF3SO9tqE

Precisely. :grin:

Christianbookworm
03-14-2014, 02:36 PM
Yeah, same thing that would happen if you got too close to the Sun. You would die. That's why you would need a resurrection body. Which will be immortal.

Chrawnus
03-14-2014, 02:37 PM
If it were possible. And, what would you do with them? Except, you can't be evil.

I'd like the super power of always being correct...


...Who am I kidding, I already have that super power. :smug:
:outtie:

Christianbookworm
03-14-2014, 02:39 PM
How about superspeed with all the required secondary powers to make it work? And flight! And Invulnerability! Wait a sec...supergirl???

Darth Executor
03-14-2014, 02:41 PM
Aren't there ethical concerns???

Like?

Christianbookworm
03-14-2014, 02:43 PM
Like?

Free will? Good intentions, but what qualifies you to be in charge? You would need wisdom, a bunch of other stuff, etc.

Darth Executor
03-14-2014, 02:44 PM
Free will?

What about it?


Good intentions, but what qualifies you to be in charge? You would need wisdom, a bunch of other stuff, etc.

I've got that covered.

Christianbookworm
03-14-2014, 02:47 PM
And the superpower to always make the right decision. When does it go from superpower to divine attribute?!?!

Chrawnus
03-14-2014, 02:49 PM
What about it?



I've got that covered.

I don't know why some people here on TWeb seem to have such a strong dislike for you. Almost every single post of yours is nothing short of brilliant. Even if I'd disagree with you on something (I don't know enough about your position on various matters to know where and how badly I disagree with you) I generally find the style in which you post to be quite enjoyable. :yes:

Darth Executor
03-14-2014, 02:53 PM
I don't know why people here on TWeb seem to have such a strong dislike for you. Almost every single post of yours is nothing short of brilliant. Even when I disagree with you on something I generally find the style in which you post to be quite enjoyable. :yes:

http://i.imgur.com/3NgOd4h.jpg

Was ist das? Die haben a zdrong dizlike of mich?

Chrawnus
03-14-2014, 02:53 PM
And the superpower to always make the right decision. When does it go from superpower to divine attribute?!?!

I already mentioned that one. :smug:


I'd like the super power of always being correct...


...Who am I kidding, I already have that super power. :smug:
:outtie:

Chrawnus
03-14-2014, 02:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3NgOd4h.jpg

Was ist das? Die haben a zdrong dizlike of mich?

:lmbo:

Right, let me rephrase that. I have no idea why some people here on TWeb seem to hate your guts.

robrecht
03-14-2014, 02:56 PM
I don't think that power(the one you say you want, not your son's) would work out how you are imagining. Probably would end up a bit like this for a lot of people.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0APF3SO9tqEOoh, I'll have to tell my son; he would love that!

Teallaura
03-14-2014, 03:01 PM
The power to have exactly the right power at the right time and the knowledge and ability to use it - as well as the wisdom to always make the correct decision about using it.

:smug:

Christianbookworm
03-14-2014, 03:02 PM
The power to have exactly the right power at the right time and the knowledge and ability to use it - as well as the wisdom to always make the correct decision about using it.

:smug:

Nice!

Cerebrum123
03-14-2014, 03:05 PM
:lmbo:

Right, let me rephrase that. I have no idea why some people here on TWeb seem to hate your guts.

I can't figure it out either. Maybe that says more about us though. :shrug:

rogue06
03-14-2014, 03:11 PM
To create crispy bacon at will, what else? :nsm:

Christianbookworm
03-14-2014, 03:12 PM
I can't figure it out either. Maybe that says more about us though. :shrug:

It's probably the Nazi themed avatar. What is up with that?

Christianbookworm
03-14-2014, 03:13 PM
To create crispy bacon at will, what else? :nsm:

how could the day be saved with that power? Run out of bacon?

rogue06
03-14-2014, 03:15 PM
how could the day be saved with that power? Run out of bacon?
How could the day be saved if you didn't have that power?

Christianbookworm
03-14-2014, 03:18 PM
How could the day be saved if you didn't have that power?

Guess if bacon was your top priority.

rogue06
03-14-2014, 03:22 PM
Guess if bacon was your top priority.
You mean it isn't everybody's?!?! :shocked:

My entire world view has to be re-examined if this is true

robrecht
03-14-2014, 03:22 PM
To create crispy bacon at will, what else? :nsm:Crispy bacon is not totally evil, but squiggly* bacon is practically divine, even divine if one is a pantheist. Crispy bacon is a good argument against pantheism.

*Technical term.

Cerebrum123
03-14-2014, 03:23 PM
It's probably the Nazi themed avatar. What is up with that?

He had an explanation for it another thread, but I forgot which one.

GioD
03-15-2014, 11:06 AM
Control of spacetime - this would include things like time travel, slowing down/speeding up time, teleportation, bilocation, changing my physical age, and the ability to transport items to me across spacetime, so I could have technology from the future or swords and the like from the past. I guess I would use it to destroy evil people and help countries develop and have better governments.

Cerebrum123
03-15-2014, 11:06 AM
Control of spacetime - this would include things like time travel, slowing down/speeding up time, teleportation, bilocation, changing my physical age, and the ability to transport items to me across spacetime, so I could have technology from the future or swords and the like from the past. I guess I would use it to destroy evil people and help countries develop and have better governments.

So, you would like to be Dr. Who? :teeth:


:outtie:

Paprika
03-15-2014, 11:18 AM
If it were possible. And, what would you do with them? Except, you can't be evil.
Pyrokinesis. For obvious reasons.

robrecht
03-15-2014, 11:39 AM
Crispy bacon is not totally evil, but squiggly* bacon is practically divine, even divine if one is a pantheist. Crispy bacon is a good argument against pantheism.

*Technical term.I note that rogue is not able to refute this anti-pantheistic apologia for squiggly bacon.

rogue06
03-15-2014, 11:43 AM
I note that rogue is not able to refute this anti-pantheistic apologia for squiggly bacon.
I have no issue with squiggly bacon. Bacon only need be crisp - like we got before the war. And of course be real bacon - from a pig - and not be ham like confused Canuckistani's mistake it to be.

robrecht
03-15-2014, 11:46 AM
I have no issue with squiggly bacon. Bacon only need be crisp - like we got before the war.And yet you seem to prefer crispy bacon, which does not acknowledge the porcine hierarchies.

Teallaura
03-15-2014, 11:57 AM
Squiggly bacon rules!!!!

rogue06
03-15-2014, 12:52 PM
That this thread is now about bacon is one of my other superpowaz :smug:

Teallaura
03-15-2014, 01:00 PM
You wish, Hamhock Boy... :no:

Christianbookworm
03-15-2014, 01:03 PM
The superpower to rerail threads! And to cause a happy ending? Or is that the power every author has?

rogue06
03-15-2014, 01:17 PM
Bacon is good for me, is good for me :bacon: http://i.imgur.com/1y51hFJ.gif :bacon:

rogue06
03-15-2014, 01:19 PM
You wish, Hamhock Boy... :no:
You always say the sweetest things 410

Jedidiah
03-16-2014, 07:42 PM
And yet you seem to prefer crispy bacon, which does not acknowledge the porcine hierarchies.

All bacon has porcine heritage. No need to acknowledge - goes without saying.

Christianbookworm
03-16-2014, 07:45 PM
Would you want the power to create endless supplies of bacon?

robrecht
03-16-2014, 10:19 PM
All bacon has porcine heritage. No need to acknowledge - goes without saying.No, not heritage, hierarchies. The point is that squiggly bacon is better than crispy bacon.

rogue06
03-17-2014, 01:30 AM
No, not heritage, hierarchies. The point is that squiggly bacon is better than crispy bacon.
Such shallow thinking. Crispy bacon can be squiggly and squiggly bacon can be crispy. Unless I'm misunderstanding what you mean by squiggly.

robrecht
03-17-2014, 04:49 AM
Such shallow thinking. Crispy bacon can be squiggly and squiggly bacon can be crispy. Unless I'm misunderstanding what you mean by squiggly.Yes, squiggly is the opposite of crispy. Crispy is overcooked, dried out, and hard. Squiggly is undercooked (by most people's standards), juicy, and very floppy (but the technical term is squiggly). What terms do you use for these too extremes?

Littlejoe
03-17-2014, 05:51 AM
I think I would like SUPER Intelligence. IQ of you know....1000 or so. If you're smart enough, you can build all sorts of things to give you more "super" powers...

Chrawnus
03-17-2014, 07:56 AM
Yes, squiggly is the opposite of crispy. Crispy is overcooked, dried out, and hard. Squiggly is undercooked (by most people's standards), juicy, and very floppy (but the technical term is squiggly). What terms do you use for these too extremes?

The correct term for squiggly bacon is "heresy". :shrug:

robrecht
03-17-2014, 08:00 AM
The correct term for squiggly bacon is "heresy". :shrug:
I've been called worse.

rogue06
03-17-2014, 01:37 PM
Yes, squiggly is the opposite of crispy. Crispy is overcooked, dried out, and hard. Squiggly is undercooked (by most people's standards), juicy, and very floppy (but the technical term is squiggly). What terms do you use for these too extremes?
Ah you mean limp, undercooked bacon. Why didn't you say so?

No. Crispy bacon is where it's at.

Spartacus
03-17-2014, 02:06 PM
I've decided. If I could have any superpower, it would be perfect control over my sleep cycle.

Sparko
03-18-2014, 05:14 AM
I filmed myself at work today. Enjoy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Ib9SwC7EI#t=174

robrecht
03-18-2014, 05:28 AM
Ah you mean limp, undercooked bacon. Why didn't you say so?

No. Crispy bacon is where it's at.Only real men (and strong women) can eat raw bacon.

Chrawnus
03-18-2014, 06:34 AM
Only real men (and strong women) can eat raw bacon.

It's not an issue of whether you can or not. It's an issue of whether or not you're dumb enough to choose raw undercooked bacon when there's crispy bacon available.


































:outtie:

robrecht
03-18-2014, 07:27 AM
I've been called worse.

Teallaura
03-18-2014, 10:48 AM
Crispy bacon is for people that don't really love bacon; squiggly bacon is for connoisseurs who love the full range of bacon flavor.

Sparko
03-18-2014, 10:50 AM
Crispy bacon is for people that don't really love bacon; squiggly bacon is for connoisseurs who love the full range of bacon flavor. Why would you want to trick a septic system?

Cerebrum123
03-18-2014, 10:54 AM
Crispy bacon is for people that don't really love bacon; squiggly bacon is for connoisseurs who love the full range of bacon flavor.

:yes:
Especially since crispy=burnt, and squiggly=tasty.

Teallaura
03-18-2014, 10:56 AM
:yes:
Especially since crispy=burnt, and squiggly=tasty.
Exactly! :yes:

rogue06
03-18-2014, 11:57 AM
:yes:
Especially since crispy=burnt, and squiggly=tasty.
Burnt equals crispy in the same way that squiggly equals uncooked, Mr. Squiggle (http://members.optusnet.com.au/kringunny/img/squig07.jpg) (why should we trust the opinion of someone with a pencil for a nose?).

robrecht
03-18-2014, 01:06 PM
You do know that squiggly bacon has been around a lot longer than Mr Squiggle, right? I never even heard of him until today. Noah and his whole clan preferred squiggly bacon. Crispy bacon was first invented in Sodom and Gomorrah.

Cerebrum123
03-18-2014, 01:08 PM
You do know that squiggly bacon has been around a lot longer than Mr Squiggle, right? I never even heard of him until today. Noah and his whole clan preferred squiggly bacon. Crispy bacon was first invevted in Sodom and Gomorrah.

Is that why he cursed Ham with Caanadian bacon. :teeth:


:outtie:

rogue06
03-18-2014, 01:17 PM
You do know that squiggly bacon has been around a lot longer than Mr Squiggle, right? I never even heard of him until today. Noah and his whole clan preferred squiggly bacon. Crispy bacon was first invevted in Sodom and Gomorrah.
Adam and Eve used to enjoy crispy bacon until the Fall. It was one of the things that made Eden a paradise. :yes:

Cerebrum123
03-18-2014, 01:18 PM
Adam and Eve used to enjoy crispy bacon until the Fall. It was one of the things that made Eden a paradise. :yes:

Meaning you've never had crispy bacon, and neither did they. They were vegetarian after all.

robrecht
03-18-2014, 01:29 PM
Adam and Eve used to enjoy crispy bacon until the Fall. It was one of the things that made Eden a paradise. :yes:Read your bible.

Bill the Cat
03-18-2014, 01:33 PM
Crispy bacon is for people that don't really love bacon; squiggly bacon is for connoisseurs who love the full range of bacon flavor.

Squiggly bacon is undercooked and can carry trichinosis. As I used to tell my cooks in the Air Force... 350 degrees kills everything.

rogue06
03-18-2014, 01:34 PM
Read your bible.
The part about Noah eating squiggly bacon?

robrecht
03-18-2014, 01:36 PM
Squiggly bacon is undercooked and can carry trichinosis. As I used to tell my cooks in the Air Force... 350 degrees kills everything.
That's why only real men (and strong women) can eat squiggly bacon. Just go ask the Marines and the Navy Seals.

robrecht
03-18-2014, 01:38 PM
The part about Noah eating squiggly bacon?
No the part about Adam & Eve. Everyone already knows about Noah. That is not a matter of dispute.

Cerebrum123
03-18-2014, 01:43 PM
Squiggly bacon is undercooked and can carry trichinosis. As I used to tell my cooks in the Air Force... 350 degrees kills everything.

Get the precooked bacon, that way you can still get squiggly bacon, without burning it. :yes:

Bill the Cat
03-18-2014, 05:46 PM
That's why only real men (and strong women) can eat squiggly bacon. Just go ask the Marines and the Navy Seals.

I've seen a Seal with food poisoning. He was crying like a baby.

Bill the Cat
03-18-2014, 05:49 PM
Get the precooked bacon, that way you can still get squiggly bacon, without burning it. :yes:

It MUST be crispy so you don't have to gnaw it in order to get it to go down.

Just Some Dude
03-18-2014, 06:33 PM
Ehh, superpowers? I think teleportation, flight, and super speed. Assuming, of course, no one else gets superpowers. I other people are getting superpowers, I'd modify my answer according to the situation.

Also, I think people like me who don't care for bacon but eat turkey bacon on occasion are the ones who truly get the label of heretic. Unwarranted, mind you.

Christianbookworm
03-18-2014, 06:34 PM
How about the power to detect trolls and poes on the internet?

robrecht
03-18-2014, 06:53 PM
It MUST be crispy so you don't have to gnaw it in order to get it to go down.
Basically, it comes down to this: Beef Jerkey or Squiggly

Sparko
03-19-2014, 06:40 AM
I've seen a Seal with food poisoning. He was crying like a baby.

Maybe Mossy clubbed him. :yes:

Sparko
03-19-2014, 06:40 AM
How about the power to detect trolls and poes on the internet?already got that.

Cerebrum123
03-19-2014, 07:10 AM
It MUST be crispy so you don't have to gnaw it in order to get it to go down.

I'd rather chew(I assume that's what you mean by "gnaw") my food, than have it disintegrate into ashes when it hits my mouth. :shrug:

Teallaura
03-19-2014, 07:45 AM
I've seen a Seal with food poisoning. He was crying like a baby.
I've had food poisoning (from professionally canned boiled peanuts - nothing is perfect) and agree it's no joke. (Didn't cry, went to the ER and that night did a presentation. :tongue:) However, we're not talking about raw - it still requires a good bit of cooking to get squiggly just right. :thumb:

rogue06
03-19-2014, 07:50 AM
I've had food poisoning (from professionally canned boiled peanuts - nothing is perfect) and agree it's no joke. (Didn't cry, went to the ER and that night did a presentation. :tongue:) However, we're not talking about raw - it still requires a good bit of cooking to get squiggly just right. :thumb:
I've had food poisoning a couple of times (it is a lot more prevalent than most folks think). Twice from restaurants and once after a girl I went out on the date with slipped me a "love potion" (turned out she was a Wiccan). In the last case I basically curled up on the living room floor after work and was quite content to die.

Bill the Cat
03-19-2014, 08:09 AM
Basically, it comes down to this: Beef Jerkey or Squiggly


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg967ORqIR4

Teallaura
03-19-2014, 08:13 AM
I've had food poisoning a couple of times (it is a lot more prevalent than most folks think). Twice from restaurants and once after a girl I went out on the date with slipped me a "love potion" (turned out she was a Wiccan). In the last case I basically curled up on the living room floor after work and was quite content to die.

I was 50 miles from home the first time. Ended up in the ER and if my bowels hadn't insisted on embarrassing me in the reception area, I probably would have, too. :yes:

Bill the Cat
03-20-2014, 07:27 AM
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Teallaura
03-20-2014, 07:29 AM
Psst! Bill, use image tags instead!

robrecht
03-20-2014, 07:43 AM
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rogue06
03-20-2014, 08:15 AM
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Teallaura
03-20-2014, 08:36 AM
Wonder Rogue powers activate. Form of an image
http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/attachment.php?attachmentid=429


:rofl:

Christianbookworm
02-27-2016, 02:30 PM
What about the power to never get sick or hurt? And flying. I wonder why so many people wish they could fly? Like a bird, not just in a plane.

Jedidiah
02-27-2016, 04:27 PM
Yes, squiggly is the opposite of crispy. Crispy is overcooked, dried out, and hard. Squiggly is undercooked (by most people's standards), juicy, and very floppy (but the technical term is squiggly). What terms do you use for these too extremes?

Ready to eat, and undercooked.

Christianbookworm
02-27-2016, 04:31 PM
:rant: Could people please stop discussing bacon in my thread and GET BACK ON TOPIC!!!! Sorry for yelling.

rogue06
02-27-2016, 05:45 PM
If it were possible. And, what would you do with them? Except, you can't be evil.
The ability to reach through the interwebz and slap those who are really, really stupid

Jedidiah
02-28-2016, 04:15 PM
Bee whisperer.

Bill the Cat
02-28-2016, 04:27 PM
I'd love to have the ability to copy other people's super powers. But knowing my luck there'd be no one else on earth with any abilities...

Sparko
02-29-2016, 08:54 AM
I'd love to have the ability to copy other people's super powers. But knowing my luck there'd be no one else on earth with any abilities...I want to copy Bill's superpower to copy superpowers.

rogue06
02-29-2016, 09:04 AM
I want to copy Bill's superpower to copy superpowers.
So you guys wanna be Rogue

Bill the Cat
02-29-2016, 09:49 AM
So you guys wanna be Rogue

That's just mean...

NorrinRadd
04-10-2016, 06:28 PM
My son just asked me this a couple of days ago! I said I would like to be able to immerse myself and everyone else completely in the presence of God. That didn't seem to be the answer he was looking for. He would like to be able to become incredibly large and incredibly small.

Elevator Man of the Super Six (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Super_6#The_Super_Six_Membership).

NorrinRadd
04-10-2016, 06:41 PM
If it were possible. And, what would you do with them? Except, you can't be evil.

Hard to decide...

-- The Power Cosmic?

-- A perfect combination of Alan Scott's ring and Hal Jordan's ring, so that I would only be powerless agains... um... an ordinary Number 2 pencil... so... forget that one.

-- A perfect genetic hybrid of a Kryptonian and a Green Martian, so that I'd have all the powers of Superman and the Martian Manhunter, and only be vulnerable to Kryptonite that happened to be on fire.

-- The 1960's DC Comics version of Captain Action the way he *should* have been done, as basically an Asgard-empowered version of Captain Marvel, but better. And a Mithril shirt to protect against mistletoe.

Christianbookworm
04-10-2016, 06:44 PM
Hard to decide...

-- The Power Cosmic?

-- A perfect combination of Alan Scott's ring and Hal Jordan's ring, so that I would only be powerless agains... um... an ordinary Number 2 pencil... so... forget that one.

-- A perfect genetic hybrid of a Kryptonian and a Green Martian, so that I'd have all the powers of Superman and the Martian Manhunter, and only be vulnerable to Kryptonite that happened to be on fire.

-- The 1960's DC Comics version of Captain Action the way he *should* have been done, as basically an Asgard-empowered version of Captain Marvel, but better. And a Mithril shirt to protect against mistletoe.
How about if Resurrection bodies came with the powers of a kryptonian without the weaknesses? Nah. That'd be silly.

flowers92
04-11-2016, 07:10 AM
To be able to share the gospel perfectly clear & efficiently... & defend it perfectly at all times with 100% success rate.

The Melody Maker
04-11-2016, 10:27 AM
I want to be able to do like the two witnesses in Revelation -- totally burninate with fire from my mouth anyone that tries to hurt me for proclaiming the Gospel. :yes:

Sparko
04-11-2016, 10:44 AM
I want to be able to do like the two witnesses in Revelation -- totally burninate with fire from my mouth anyone that tries to hurt me for proclaiming the Gospel. :yes:Trogdor!

The Melody Maker
04-11-2016, 12:24 PM
Trogdor!

You know him well. :smug:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogday.html

flowers92
04-12-2016, 07:32 AM
At first I thought that was a pretty neat idea, but God gets glory from our sufferings.

NorrinRadd
04-12-2016, 05:23 PM
At first I thought that was a pretty neat idea, but God gets glory from our sufferings.

I hear that from time to time. Is there a specific Scriptural basis for it?

Christianbookworm
04-12-2016, 05:36 PM
Hmm... how about the power to find whatever is missing? Missing keys, missing remote, missing wallet, missing pet, missing child, etc. That would be a useful ability for search and rescue teams to have. And one could add on the ability to always successfully rescue that which was lost unharmed.

Sparko
04-13-2016, 06:53 AM
Hmm... how about the power to find whatever is missing? Missing keys, missing remote, missing wallet, missing pet, missing child, etc. That would be a useful ability for search and rescue teams to have. And one could add on the ability to always successfully rescue that which was lost unharmed.The secret is that everything is in the last place you look for it, so just go there first.

TheWall
08-12-2016, 06:05 PM
Hmm. A fascinating question.
Lots of cool superpowers.
Time stopping. (Za Warudo)
Super strength
I would probably pick either flight or time stop. So much potential.

rogue06
08-12-2016, 08:35 PM
Hmm. A fascinating question.
Lots of cool superpowers.
Time stopping. (Za Warudo)
Super strength
I would probably pick either flight or time stop. So much potential.
You just want to pants a bunch of people don't you? Come on, admit it.

TheWall
08-12-2016, 08:44 PM
Hahaha.

Christianbookworm
02-07-2017, 11:01 AM
:bump: The power to bump threads! There is too much seriousness goin' on!

TheWall
02-28-2017, 10:54 AM
Reality warping could be fun.

Sparko
02-28-2017, 11:01 AM
If you think about it, technology gives us superpowers.

For example we can talk to people anywhere in the world at any time. Kinda like telepathy or something right?

We can fly to another country.

We can speed through the streets at speeds over 40mph.

We can use microphones to hear things far away and telescopes to see things far away. Not to mention TV.

We can stop bullets with a vest

We have super memory because we can record things and listen and watch them at any time with our phones.

We are super geniuses because we can look up any fact with the internet. Usually about cats.

Rushing Jaws
03-19-2017, 01:28 AM
Crispy bacon is not totally evil, but squiggly* bacon is practically divine, even divine if one is a pantheist. Crispy bacon is a good argument against pantheism.

*Technical term.Sausages are needed for the baconitude of bacon to be fully realised. As Max Planck so rightly said, "Bacon without sausage is lame, sausage without bacon is blind".

My superpower would be that of making everyone love cats.