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mossrose
November 2nd 2003, 10:43 PM
Not another blonde joke.....


A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to the new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says:
"Miss, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies.....
"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, . . . . a smart blonde joke.

luv1another
November 2nd 2003, 11:31 PM
:lol:

johnnybanano
November 3rd 2003, 02:15 AM
Not bad.

Here's an idea. . . How about a blonde joke thread?

Just a thought

mossrose
November 3rd 2003, 01:44 PM
Only if they are smart blonde jokes....otherwise, no. And I am sure I would have a lot of support on that. :wife:

mossrose
May 17th 2004, 08:06 PM
:digup:

Ric
May 17th 2004, 09:19 PM
:outtie: :glare: :noid: :hrm:

mossrose
May 17th 2004, 09:46 PM
:what:

Meow. Pfft. Pfft.

:smile:

themuzicman
May 18th 2004, 08:08 AM
A lawyer gets on a plane and sits next to a pretty blonde.

"Let's play a betting game" he says.

The blonde says that she's tired, and just wants to sleep. However, the lawyer says, "Tell you what. For every question you can't answer, you pay $5, and for every question I can't answer, I'll pay you $50."

The blonde reluctantly agrees.

The lawyer asks, "What's the Chemical symbol for postassium?"

The blonde things for a minute, and then pulls $5 out of her purse. She then asks, "What goes up hill on 4 legs, and down on three?" The lawyer thinks for several minutes, picks up the in plane phone and calls a couple of friends, but no one knows. He gets out $50 and gives it to her.

The lawyer asks, "Well, what's the answer!?!?!"


The blonde reaches down into her purse, pulls out $5 and hands it to him, and then turns back over and goes to sleep.

:doh:

mossrose
May 18th 2004, 12:21 PM
:lmbo:

:thumb:

Em7add11
May 18th 2004, 12:24 PM
:rofl: