The 100th poster wins

[DunnySaze]

That's right, the person who makes post # 100 is the winner.

What do they win?

Not much really.

Nothing actually.

But it's the thought that counts! :smile:

[Xmansmommy]

Soooo, do we sit here till and wait till it gets close to 100 and then start :spam:ing away? :wink:

[Dr T]

Timing could be all

[Xmansmommy]

:yes: For certain!

[Solly]

Is this close enough?

[Xmansmommy]

:no: :whack:

[Dr T]

:doh: :solly:

[Em7add11]

Man, it's taking all my willpower not to just run away with this one. :nc:

[Xmansmommy]

I predict that :em7: will win! :shifty:

[luv1another]

man only 100... that will be reached today :hrm: shouldnt it be the 10000 :teeth: at least that would make us spam more... I mean 100 EM7 could do that in 10 minutes with his eyes shut LOL

[Xmansmommy]

Nah Luv, :em7: could do that in 1.5 minutes flat! Have you seen hi go? Whew! :shocked:

[luv1another]

nope I havnt had the pleasure recently of seeing EM7 in action :cry:

[Xmansmommy]

It certainly is something you'll never forget once etched into your mind's eye. :teeth:

[DunnySaze]

Today @ 03:30 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=281942#post281942)
luv1another:

man only 100... that will be reached today :hrm: shouldnt it be the 10000 :teeth: at least that would make us spam more... I mean 100 EM7 could do that in 10 minutes with his eyes shut LOL

I wanted to keep the spamification to a minimum.

A second question is, will people keep posting to this thread even after the 100th post has been sent? Stay tuned ...

[Xmansmommy]

I'm almost positive they will continue posting after the winner has been crowned. It's the way of :spam:

[DunnySaze]

I can honestly say I have never tasted this, the worlds foremost processed canned luncheon meat.



http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/SusansTurkey.gif

[Solly]

spahm

[Xavier]

:spam:

[Xavier]

:spam: :spam:

[Xavier]

:spam: :spam: :spam:

[DunnySaze]

:spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:

How about them apples my fellow unipearled poster?

[Solly]

.

[Solly]

lone spammer

[Solly]

well, say something

[Solly]

Hey, you want some spam?

[Solly]

let there be spam

[Solly]

let all the corners of the world spam

[Xavier]

:spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:

HA... AN EXTRA!!!!!!

[Solly]

TWeb, for spam that's outta this world

[Xavier]

Attack of the UNIPEARLED SPAMMER...

:yipee: :spam: :yipee: :spam: :yipee: :spam: :yipee:

[Xavier]

:teeth:

[Xavier]

:spam:

[Solly]

can't... lock... it... down...

[Solly]

let's go let's go let's go

[Xavier]

Almost a Third of the Way There....

:yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee:

[Solly]

grab some spam while you're here

[Solly]

spam or no spam, no win

[Xavier]

100% TWeb Approved :spam: ...


"Only the Best..."

[Xavier]

Solly outspams Xavier 2 to 1....

Beats the spread... :yipee:

[DunnySaze]

http://www.stus.com/sv/images/020917.gif

[Xavier]

:spam:

[Xavier]

Look HERE... Text ONLY Spam...

[Xavier]

I would do an ASCI Art of a spam... But that would take forever...

[Xavier]

Oops... ASCII.. Two 'I's... Oh, well... :teeth:

[Xavier]

:yipee:

[Xavier]

Uh, Oh... Not posting again... WORK!!!!!!

[Xavier]

There we go... I hate it when that happens while I'm spamming...

:spam:

[Xavier]

:spam: :spam: :spam:

[Solly]

bye y'all, see you friday

[DunnySaze]

Almost at the half-way mark!

[Xavier]

Bye Solly... Have a good Time... :yipee:

[DunnySaze]

Correction. Past the half-way mark.

[Xavier]

Too much :spam: , Doesn't exist....

[Xavier]

Correction noted... :teeth:

[Xavier]

Wonder how long until I get my custom pet... :huh:

[DunnySaze]

Don't forget, the mods may sweep in and delete 'double posts', so the lucky #100 might not be the lucky #100 at all!

[DunnySaze]

Does a post exist if it's been deleted? It still occupies TWeb space, but there is no content.

A question for the philosophy board perhaps.

[Xavier]

A post is nothing more than Ones and Zeroes... Yet those ones and zeroes express the deepest darkest secrets of the one who placed them there...

[Xavier]

:spam: :yipee: :spam:

[Xavier]

Only 40 posts to go... wonder if XMM is going to swing in at the last moment...

[Xmansmommy]

:grin:

[Xavier]

Yep... She just lurking ore head... Waiting to swoop down and grasp the unsuspecting win... Majestic, Noble, and DEADLY...



:teeth:

[Xmansmommy]

Moi? :innocent: :whistle:

[Xavier]

Oui... :teeth:

[Xmansmommy]

Sigh, at this rate no one will ever win. :doh:

[Xavier]

Yeah.... I was kinda worried that I would lose during lunch, but that doesn't seem to a problem right now...

I'll spam this more tomorrow... :teeth:

[Xmansmommy]

There will be a winner long before tomorrow. :hamster:

[DunnySaze]

And we're at the 2/3 mark.

Almost there!

[Xmansmommy]

Are you coveting the 100th poster's winners prize Dunny? :tongue:

[DunnySaze]

Today @ 06:42 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=282348#post282348)
Xmansmommy:

Are you coveting the 100th poster's winners prize Dunny? :tongue:

Yes I am!

All I want for Christmas is to give myself nothing. :smile:

[Xmansmommy]

:rofl:

[DunnySaze]

If I have to give away my nothing to someone else, will I then have created something out of nothing?

[Xavier]

No... Because by definition you can't GIVE someone nothing... If you give, you give SOMEthing... NOT NOthing... Okay?

:teeth:

[Xmansmommy]

Great answer X! I can't believe nobody won yet. :hrm:

[Xavier]

3/4th the way there... Maybe some time tonight... I'm going to bed early 'cuz my roommate is having a sleeping disorder that we're trying to correct...

:teeth:

[Xmansmommy]

Awwwww X, you'll be sorely missed. And more than likely forgotten about as someone else rounds up the 100th post win! :wink:

[mossrose]

Look at what ya miss when ya spend Wednesday AM and PM in Bible Study! :spam3:

[Xmansmommy]

I wish I could go to bible study :frown:

[mossrose]

Can you go to any at all?

[Xmansmommy]

Online...and I do. But it's not the same. :doh:

[mossrose]

I hear ya. I feel really blessed to be able to attend 2 a week. One I lead, so the other is great for my refreshment and to give me new insight.

[Em7add11]

This thread is getting close.

[$cirisme]

:spam:

[$cirisme]

A

[$cirisme]

more

[$cirisme]

posts

[$cirisme]

to

[$cirisme]

get

[$cirisme]

100

[$cirisme]

:cir: :spam:

[$cirisme]

:shifty: :huh: :eh: :ahem:

[$cirisme]

:grin:

[$cirisme]

:spam: :cir :spam:

[$cirisme]

spam I am!

[$cirisme]

hello world!

[$cirisme]

meaningless psot

[$cirisme]

spam spam spam

[$cirisme]

say hey world

[$cirisme]

a few more

[$cirisme]

are we there yet?

[$cirisme]

almost

[$cirisme]

spam spam spam spam

[$cirisme]

cirisme:

a few more

What's my prize? :yipee:

[$cirisme]

yxboom:

i win!

Sucker! :tongue:

[$cirisme]

:haha: :yx:

[yxboom]

i decided nah

[Xavier]

Well... Cir.... Could you please change the name of the Thread to Every 100th Poster Wins... Thanks.

:yipee:

[mossrose]

I don't think it's right for the owner and/or Boom to win on any thread. It's sort of like, nepotism or something......

[luv1another]

congratulations Cirisme :thumb:

[Dr T]

Well done

[DunnySaze]

Today @ 12:54 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=282807#post282807)
cirisme:

are we there yet?

Congratulations cirisme! You are the lucky 100th poster. As promised, here is your prize. A great big box of nothing.















Wait a sec. Hold on ...

I've just been conferring with my lawyers, and they say the contract specifically stipulates, as all such contracts do, that TheoWeb staff and their families are ineligible.

So that means the prize goes to the first non-TheoWeb staffer ....

XAVIER!!!!!!!!

Yeeaaaaaaaaaa ........

:cheers:

[Xavier]

:huh: Well... Okay... Thanks... I guess... I'll take your box (something) filled with nothing...

Sry 'bout that Cir... I'm still totally confused...

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

:yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee:

[Queen]

:hrm:

Okay....why didn't I see this thread earlier......gggrrrr

CONGRATS Cris.....http://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/fest30.gif

[DunnySaze]

Today @ 02:56 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=283510#post283510)
Xavier:

:huh: Well... Okay... Thanks... I guess... I'll take your box (something) filled with nothing...

Sry 'bout that Cir... I'm still totally confused...

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

:yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee:

I didn't say you could keep the box. Only the contents. :smile:

[Xavier]

Oh... Okay... :doh:



:shifty:

[mossrose]

Ah.....the fleeting glory of earthly victories......

















but they're sure fun while they last! :hooray:

[TheMelodyMaker]

Time to rescue this thread from getting bumped to the next page... :whistle:

Shall we try for the 200th poster, then?

[Xavier]

Russ is already taking part the second best thing about TWeb...

:bump:

[mossrose]

He needs all the encouragement he can get!!

(I wonder if he'd let me call him MelMak......must ask first.....) :whistle:

[Xavier]

Oh... It is okay if I call you Russ, isn't it? Your screen name is a bit long and hard to spell for :spam: purposes...

[mossrose]

:yeahthat:

[mossrose]

He says it is ok to call him Russ or Russell, or MelMak!! We have a go!

[Xavier]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet... Thanks Russ and Rose...

:yipee: :spam: :yipee:

[mossrose]

Welcome sweetpea! (I call him Sunshine too, but that might make him blush...so I will call him MeMak here......)