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Trout
02-21-2017, 05:02 PM
Pretty sure we'd all have butt-ropes, like a spider.

sylas
02-21-2017, 05:11 PM
Gosh, you're right! Never thought of that...

:idea: Just realized... we can use the same argument to rule out a benevolent deity!

I think we're making real bilateral progress here on rendering theologyweb redundant.

Trout
02-21-2017, 05:16 PM
Sylas, is that really you? Long time no see. I can tell you've missed my pithy, thought provoking posts.

Are you still in Australia?

I hope we take your country peacefully.

Trout
02-21-2017, 05:25 PM
By the way, sylas, Gerbil and I still speak of you fondly. You're one of the goods guys.

sylas
02-21-2017, 05:38 PM
Oh yeah... I was tweaking the gerbil's tail on another thread just the other day. Good times, good times.

rogue06
02-21-2017, 05:39 PM
Oh yeah... I was tweaking the gerbil's tail on another thread just the other day. Good times, good times.
Looking for butt ropes?

sylas
02-21-2017, 05:43 PM
It was an honest mistake!

Trout
02-21-2017, 05:46 PM
Oh yeah... I was tweaking the gerbil's tail on another thread just the other day. Good times, good times.

I'm no scientist, but I'm quite sure Gerbil is an invasive species.

mossrose
02-21-2017, 05:52 PM
If evolution is true all mothers would have 6 arms.

rogue06
02-21-2017, 05:58 PM
It was an honest mistake!
Everybody gets one, but from now on... 21023

rogue06
02-21-2017, 05:59 PM
If evolution is true all mothers would have 6 arms.
Y'all already got eyes in the back of your heads :noid:

mossrose
02-21-2017, 06:01 PM
Y'all already got eyes in the back of your heads :noid:


We all need 6 arms, too.

Trout
02-21-2017, 06:01 PM
If evolution is true all mothers would have 6 arms.

Hmm ... hold the baby with one ... cook with one ... I'm having a hard time with the other four . ..

mossrose
02-21-2017, 06:10 PM
Hmm ... hold the baby with one ... cook with one ... I'm having a hard time with the other four . ..

:fishing:

Trout
02-21-2017, 06:14 PM
:fishing:

That escalated quickly.

mossrose
02-21-2017, 06:31 PM
That escalated quickly.


Yes, well, we have to take all the other children into account.

:pigpin:


:pinsparky:

Etc.

rogue06
02-21-2017, 06:33 PM
Are all Canuckistanis this violent?

mossrose
02-21-2017, 06:36 PM
Are all Canuckistanis this violent?

You betcha! At least when they can't get the custom smiley menu to load and can't remember most of their smileys!

:mossrose:

Raphael
02-21-2017, 09:11 PM
So what you're all saying is that evolution was true we'd all be spiders

rogue06
02-21-2017, 09:54 PM
So what you're all saying is that evolution was true we'd all be spiders
With wings. Never forget the wings.

Bisto
02-22-2017, 03:17 AM
:pinsparky:
Why is Sparko green in that smiley? Is that Sprulk?

tabibito
02-22-2017, 03:20 AM
Y'all already got eyes in the back of your heads :noid:

Mossy has heads?

Meh Gerbil
02-22-2017, 05:11 AM
Oh yeah... I was tweaking the gerbil's tail on another thread just the other day. Good times, good times.
Your denial of the moon landing caught me off guard.

Boxing Pythagoras
02-22-2017, 05:23 AM
Pretty sure we'd all have butt-ropes, like a spider.You guys don't got butt-ropes?

Meh Gerbil
02-22-2017, 06:08 AM
You guys don't got butt-ropes?
We've generations of depression in my family.
I'm surprised we didn't evolve neck-ropes.

Trout
02-22-2017, 06:21 AM
You guys don't got butt-ropes?

If this is true, I think tweb needs to provide you guys with your own bathroom.

mossrose
02-22-2017, 06:37 AM
Why is Sparko green in that smiley? Is that Sprulk?


:nsm:

Sparko
02-22-2017, 07:15 AM
As I once said to doubting john, if evolution was true, dee dee would have butterfly fingers so she could taste by touch.

Ana Dragule
02-22-2017, 07:41 PM
If evolution was true, I'm pretty sure God would be the spark behind the life and the force that drove the survival, and the agent that caused the evolution.

Trout
02-23-2017, 05:05 AM
If evolution was true, I'm pretty sure God would be the spark behind the life and the force that drove the survival, and the agent that caused the evolution.

You can't say stuff like that anymore. They'll think you're a witch.

Cerebrum123
02-23-2017, 05:21 AM
If evolution was true, I'm pretty sure God would be the spark behind the life and the force that drove the survival, and the agent that caused the evolution.

:no:
A demiurge maybe, God, no.

Boxing Pythagoras
02-23-2017, 06:07 AM
If evolution was true, I'm pretty sure God would be the spark behind the life and the force that drove the survival, and the agent that caused the evolution....but would God have butt-ropes?

Meh Gerbil
02-23-2017, 01:24 PM
...but would God have butt-ropes?
The monkey god has a butt rope.

Boxing Pythagoras
02-23-2017, 01:58 PM
The monkey god has a butt rope.The Flying Spaghetti Monster is nothing but butt ropes.

rogue06
02-23-2017, 02:01 PM
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is nothing but butt ropes.
I will never be able to eat spaghetti again. :eww:

Jedidiah
02-23-2017, 05:06 PM
I will never be able to eat spaghetti again. :eww:
At least not Flying Monster spaghetti.