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Trout
03-05-2017, 04:41 PM
Me - leaving the Methodist church.

rogue06
03-05-2017, 04:45 PM
Me - leaving the Methodist church.
Wait, what? You belonged to a Christian denomination? When did that happen?

KingsGambit
03-05-2017, 04:54 PM
He realized they were Arminians, not Armenians.

Trout
03-05-2017, 05:21 PM
I only hope no real Christians saw me.

Sparko
03-05-2017, 05:29 PM
So what was the method?

Trout
03-05-2017, 05:36 PM
So what was the method?

I don't know. I was too worried they were gonna break out the snake

Meh Gerbil
03-06-2017, 03:41 AM
I only hope no real Christians saw me.
Not likely, unless a gay pride parade happened to be marching by at the time.

Meh Gerbil
03-06-2017, 05:19 AM
Aren't the Methodists just a liberal Scientology?
Maybe I'm thinking Presbyterian again.

Sparko
03-06-2017, 06:19 AM
Aren't the Methodists just a liberal Scientology?
Maybe I'm thinking Presbyterian again.

I call them Meth heads.

Trout
03-06-2017, 06:26 AM
I call them Meth heads.
Meh heads

Sparko
03-06-2017, 06:50 AM
Meh headsThose are circular baloonists.

Trout
03-06-2017, 07:00 AM
Those are circular baloonists.

I think I was the only one in attendance under 90 years old.

Sparko
03-06-2017, 07:31 AM
I think I was the only one in attendance under 90 years old.I went to a baptist church like that back when I was looking for a new local church. Nice people but I figured the whole lot of them would be in heaven in 10 years telling me to get off their lawn.

Trout
03-06-2017, 07:33 AM
I went to a baptist church like that back when I was looking for a new local church. Nice people but I figured the whole lot of them would be in heaven in 10 years telling me to get off their lawn.
I thought they were gonna ask me to move the piano.