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Meh Gerbil
03-08-2017, 12:42 PM
I need a new friend.
To apply, please answer the following question (1):

1: Are you a backstabbing fiend?

Thanks,
Meh Gerbil







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1: Arminians need not apply, because, despite your best efforts, you don't stand a chance.

Sparko
03-08-2017, 12:44 PM
I need a new friend.
To apply, please answer the following question (1):

1: Are you a backstabbing fiend?

Thanks,
Meh Gerbil


1: Yes.

mikewhitney
03-08-2017, 01:18 PM
I need a new friend.
To apply, please answer the following question (1):

1: Are you a backstabbing fiend?

Thanks,
Meh Gerbil


Just to be clear ... are you looking for a friend or a fiend?

Trout
03-08-2017, 01:24 PM
I've reported this thread and every Gerbil post since the new server. If I don't get some action I'm calling in a favor from Julian Assange.

Sparko
03-08-2017, 02:20 PM
I am referring this to Judge Judy

mikewhitney
03-08-2017, 02:56 PM
I found out judge judy reportedly fixed the hearings -- or the crew gave advice to one side which would irritate Judy. It is a TV Show.

Cerealman
03-08-2017, 06:56 PM
I need a new friend.
To apply, please answer the following question (1):

1: Are you a backstabbing fiend?

Thanks,
Meh Gerbil







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1: Arminians need not apply, because, despite your best efforts, you don't stand a chance.

I don't know but I'm the best in the rootin tootinest west.

rogue06
03-08-2017, 08:57 PM
I need a new friend.
To apply, please answer the following question (1):

1: Are you a backstabbing fiend?

Thanks,
Meh Gerbil







NOTES
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1: Arminians need not apply, because, despite your best efforts, you don't stand a chance.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMVTOxELjfU

Sparko
03-09-2017, 05:35 AM
So do I get the job? How much do you pay?

Meh Gerbil
03-09-2017, 05:53 AM
So do I get the job? How much do you pay?
I don't care to trade a back stabber for a front stabber.
Ya'll are too stabby around here.

Bill the Cat
03-09-2017, 06:25 AM
I need a new friend.
To apply, please answer the following question (1):

1: Are you a backstabbing fiend?

Thanks,
Meh Gerbil







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1: Arminians need not apply, because, despite your best efforts, you don't stand a chance.

Define "fiend"

Sparko
03-09-2017, 06:58 AM
I don't care to trade a back stabber for a front stabber.
Ya'll are too stabby around here.

At least you will see it coming.

mossrose
03-09-2017, 07:06 AM
I don't care to trade a back stabber for a front stabber.
Ya'll are too stabby around here.


I'm not stabby.

:mossrose:

Meh Gerbil
03-09-2017, 07:12 AM
I'm not stabby.
:mossrose:
Your application was filled out with an eyeliner pencil.
Still, as of today it is still the best application in the stack.

Meh Gerbil
03-09-2017, 07:13 AM
Adrift,

Yes, I received your application.
No, your many years as a short order cook at Denny's won't work against you.

Please, enough of the PMs already.

-Meh Gerbil

Meh Gerbil
03-09-2017, 07:14 AM
Darth Executor,

Thank you for the box of Muslim ears.
Regrettably, out of respect for the application process and I can entertain bribes.

-Meh Gerbil

Zymologist
03-09-2017, 07:15 AM
I don't care to trade a back stabber for a front stabber.
Ya'll are too stabby around here.

I won't stab you in the back, or in the front.

I much prefer bludgeoning instead. So how about it?

Sparko
03-09-2017, 07:21 AM
Darth Executor,

Thank you for the box of Muslim ears.
Regrettably, out of respect for the application process and I can entertain bribes.

-Meh Gerbil

We will get along great then.

The cash is in the mail.

Meh Gerbil
03-09-2017, 07:21 AM
I won't stab you in the back, or in the front.
I much prefer bludgeoning instead. So how about it?
Zymologist,

Thank you for your interest in the job; however, I must warn you that any friend of mine will often find himself at war with various factions on these boards.
Because of this I'm a bit hesitant to offer the job to a millennial because of their tendency to 'go fetal' in the face of opposition.
That written, I do have a job opening for a tattoo artist - maybe you could apply for that job?

- Meh Gerbil

Zymologist
03-09-2017, 07:33 AM
Zymologist,

Thank you for your interest in the job; however, I must warn you that any friend of mine will often find himself at war with various factions on these boards.
Because of this I'm a bit hesitant to offer the job to a millennial because of their tendency to 'go fetal' in the face of opposition.
That written, I do have a job opening for a tattoo artist - maybe you could apply for that job?

- Meh Gerbil

What experience is required?

mossrose
03-09-2017, 07:35 AM
Your application was filled out with an eyeliner pencil.
Still, as of today it is still the best application in the stack.


:smugmossy:

Meh Gerbil
03-09-2017, 07:57 AM
What experience is required?
The non-stabby kind.
Basically, do the opposite of Trout or Sparko.

rogue06
03-09-2017, 08:27 AM
The non-stabby kind.
Basically, do the opposite of Trout or Sparko.
So my expertise in how to properly hold a dagger when stabbing someone in the back while embracing them from the front would not count as a plus? :frown:

Meh Gerbil
03-09-2017, 08:36 AM
So my expertise in how to properly hold a dagger when stabbing someone in the back while embracing them from the front would not count as a plus? :frown:
Nope, however I hear Trout is looking for a friend.

Sparko
03-09-2017, 08:36 AM
The non-stabby kind.
Basically, do the opposite of Trout or Sparko.non-stabby tatoos? unpossible. You literally ASKED Zym to take a job stabbing you. a lot.

mossrose
03-09-2017, 09:44 AM
non-stabby tatoos? unpossible. You literally ASKED Zym to take a job stabbing you. a lot.

Of course there are non-stabby tattoos! They are usually of Disney princesses and might wash off after a couple of days.

Kasha uses them frequently.

I should send some to Gerbz. That might really put my application right to the top of the pile.

Bill the Cat
03-09-2017, 09:46 AM
Of course there are non-stabby tattoos! They are usually of Disney princesses and might wash off after a couple of days.

Kasha uses them frequently.

I should send some to Gerbz. That might really put my application right to the top of the pile.

Include a bottle of truffle oil, and you're set.

shunyadragon
03-11-2017, 04:05 AM
I need a new friend.
To apply, please answer the following question (1):

1: Are you a backstabbing fiend?

Thanks,
Meh Gerbil

Only if you turn your back.

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1: Arminians need not apply, because, despite your best efforts, you don't stand a chance. [/quote]

I guess seer doesn't have a chance.

One Bad Pig
03-11-2017, 07:26 PM
Arminians are wannabes, but at least they aren't Calvinists.

Ana Dragule
03-11-2017, 10:09 PM
I need a new friend.
To apply, please answer the following question (1):

1: Are you a backstabbing fiend?

Thanks,
Meh Gerbil







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1: Arminians need not apply, because, despite your best efforts, you don't stand a chance.
What about Armenians?

If I were to apply, does an accounting background count against me? Accountants do have dark, ink-filled hearts, but mine also goes well with an extensive variety of black clothing to wear to church/anything Protestant I would go to.

Meh Gerbil
03-12-2017, 12:30 PM
If I were to apply, does an accounting background count against me? Accountants do have dark, ink-filled hearts, but mine also goes well with an extensive variety of black clothing to wear to church/anything Protestant I would go to.Accountants are good as are black eyeliner and black fishnet stockings.
You're the lead candidate.

TheWall
03-14-2017, 01:29 PM
Well hello.
I guess I could be a villian.

Bill the Cat
03-15-2017, 05:11 AM
Cats and rodents... what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

Jedidiah
03-15-2017, 06:44 AM
Well hello.
I guess I could be a villian.

Nah, you couldn't.

TheWall
03-16-2017, 08:15 PM
Your right I'm to enthusiastic and my moral compassion wouldn't let me.

One Bad Pig
03-17-2017, 05:09 AM
Your right I'm to enthusiastic and my moral compassion wouldn't let me.
You could be in the original sense of the word. It was a category of peasant (which goes to show what the upper class who defined words thought of the hoi polloi).

TheWall
03-17-2017, 06:56 AM
You could be in the original sense of the word. It was a category of peasant (which goes to show what the upper class who defined words thought of the hoi polloi).

I need to look this up. Thank you obp for giving me something interesting.
I love this website.

TheWall
03-17-2017, 06:58 AM
So villian does come from words meaning rustic. Thank you obp I learned some fun trivia.

mossrose
03-17-2017, 07:27 AM
I need to look this up. Thank you obp for giving me something interesting.
I love this website.


Look up what those who didn't hit a target in archery were called.

Bill the Cat
03-17-2017, 07:55 AM
Look up what those who didn't hit a target in archery were called.

target missers?

mossrose
03-17-2017, 08:42 AM
target missers?


:no:

Sparko
03-17-2017, 08:45 AM
Look up what those who didn't hit a target in archery were called.sinner?

mossrose
03-17-2017, 08:47 AM
sinner?

:yes:

Because they "missed the mark".

Jedidiah
03-17-2017, 10:21 AM
What were those who didn't hit a target in archery were called?

mossrose
03-17-2017, 10:29 AM
What were those who didn't hit a target in archery were called?


Sinner.

rogue06
03-17-2017, 01:57 PM
You could be in the original sense of the word. It was a category of peasant (which goes to show what the upper class who defined words thought of the hoi polloi).
:yes: Originally it was a synonym for a farmhand