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jpholding
November 19th 2003, 04:37 PM
Recently someone posted a link to our refutation of the Christ-myth (http://www.tektonics.org/tekton_01_01_01.html) on one of those public forums where fundy atheists hang out, and one of them, whom we shall designate "Bananaz," (his avatar is of a crucified banana) had the temerity to attempt a reply. This poor fellow has adopted a peculiar habit of responding in the form of a drippy outline rather than in straight narrative. He also has (in line with the usual fundy-atheist orientation) an impression that doing a little Internet search and reading a handful of books is enough to make a sound judgment on matters of historicity, in disagreement with historians and other scholars with credentials enough to paper the Taj Mahal. But one would not be a "freethinker" without such arrogance, so that was a given. Let's proceed to Bananaz' responses. He begins with an address to my point about the "Trypho" error, not with a response to it, but an end-around diversion to another topic, the "Therapeautea" of Egypt. Bananaz reports the following from "a random webpage I found while reading about Hinduism":

Readers of the history of India are aware that in 249 B.C. Ashoka the Great, the Buddhist emperor, made Buddhism the state religion of India and sent missionaries to all parts of the world, then known to him, to preach the gospel of Buddha. He sent missionaries from Siberia to Ceylon (Sri Lanka), and from China to Egypt.

"Random webpage" is about the level of scholarship we would expect here. As it happens this "random webpage" is http://www.hinduism.co.za/jesus.htm, and an article titled, "Why a Hindu Accepts Christ and Rejects Churchianity," by one Swami Abhedananda who offers no indication of credentials in history, New Testament scholarship, or any relevant field, or in anything that is spoken of, for that matter. The article is filled with a great deal of regurgiated argumentation of the sort we have refuted in detail in various places onsite; but keeping to the target, the general claim of the sending of these missionaries, it's a pretty lame point to make use of:

While it is agreed by scholars that Ashoka sent such missionaries to places as far away as Egypt, "there is no record of their having arrived there" [Peter Harvey, An Introduction to Buddhism, 77]. Indeed the only "evidence" that they did arrive, and did anything of note, is alleged similarities between Buddhist thought and that of certain Jewish groups like the Essenes -- with no concern for whether the concepts in question are mirrored in earlier Judaism (i.e., asceticism -- mirrored in Elijah well before this time!).

Ashoka himself was more interested in spreading certain ideals admired by all religions, and he himself was tolerant of other religions, The duties Ashoka prescribed were "not distinctly Buddhist" and could have been practiced in any religion. [Hajime Nakamura, Indian Buddhism, 75].

The group that Bananaz wants to draw our attention to is referred to about 250 years after Ashoka sent out these missionaries -- and is clearly identified as a Jewish group (see below).

Bananaz quotes this amateur site further: "The Buddhists were also called Theraputta, a Pali form of the Sanskrit Sthiraputra, meaning the son of Sthira, or Thera: one who is serene, enlightened, and undisturbed by the world. Thera was one of Buddha's names." Oops, well, at Access to Insight, a site on Theravada Buddhism, "thera" is defined not as "one who is serene," etc. but as "Elder," and as "An honorific title automatically conferred upon a bhikkhu of at least ten years' standing." While it is likely that such a person would, by virtue of his stature, have achieved such serenity, this completely rubs out any linguistic connection between the two (as if an uncritical hop from a Pali Indian language to Greek were not bad enough as is). In fact, the real source of the name is told us by an article in the Harvard Theological Review (by real scholars, with credentials), which notes:

The group in question, the Therapaeuta -- mentioned, as Bananaz says, by Philo (though where Josephus calls Philo "the Pythagorean" as is claimed, who knows!) -- is called this name by Philo -- it is NOT the name that they call themselves, and Philo does not say that they call themselves anything.

The name actually derives from a Greek word for "therapy" and the verb form means serve, wait on, attend to, or provide for. Philo uses the word in other places to refer to those who "serve" God (including the Essenes) and the word is used in Plato of those who serve the Greek gods, and in a papryi of those who serve Isis and Serapis. In no case is there any specific connotation connectable to Buddhism. Did they all borrow this word from India?

Finally, Philo calls these Therapaeutae "pupils of Moses" who "have dedicated their personal lives and themselves to the understanding of the facts of Nature" -- in other words, these are Jews, not Buddhists!

This leaves Bananaz with only one point:

From page 12 of "Jesus and the Lost Goddess": "The fourth-century Christian Literalist historian Eusebius saw so many similarities between the Way of the Therapeutae and the Christian Way that he claimed the Therapeutae were amongst the first followers of Christ. But Philo's description of the Therapeutae was written before the time that Jesus is supposed to have been teaching, so he is clearly not writing about disciples of an historical Messiah, as Eusebius believed."

Yes, clearly, Philo isn't -- and clearly, Eusebius simply had his chronology mixed up. So what point was Bananaz trying to make, and why?

Next up, Bananaz relates some "tasty tidbits" he is "partial to:"

Serapion condemned the Gospel of Peter (around 200 C.E.) because it contained the belief that Jesus only "seemed" to be a man, and was not really flesh. The Gospel of Peter was probably written between 70 and 160 C.E. (possibly at the same time as the Synoptic gospels found in the Bible).

It's hard to say why Bananaz thinks GoP is of any real use. His dating for GoP is ludicrous (if he wants to debate the Synoptic dates, he can see http://www.tektonics.org/tekton_02_02_02.html); as Philip Jenkins notes in Hidden Gospels [95ff], scholars since the 1880s when it was rediscovered considered GoP to have been dependent on the canonical Gospels; it is not until that 200 mention by Serapion that it appears at all in any external record, and the hersies it teaches "were characteristic of mid-second century thought," so that none but Crossan date it earlier than 150 AD. The main heresy is docetism, which Bananaz seems to find so tasty, but docetism is if anything antithetical to a Christ-myth position: It does not hold that Jesus did not exist, but that he existed in the form of a sort of illusion. That's not really compatible with the mtyhicist position, since docetism would say that the events in the NT did happen, we just don't understand the nature of the one with whom the events were concerned.

Bananaz' other tidbit comes from Justin Martyr, whom he says "fervently argued that Jesus existed in the flesh" whereas Marcion argued otherwise, but once again, Marcion was no mythicist; he was a docetic, and not even one close to the kind Bananaz needs, for his thought was not for "non-historicity" (even normal docetism was not), but, as Henry Wace put it:

The Docetism of MARCION differed from that of preceding Gnostics. With them the great stumbling-block had been the sufferings of Christ, and accordingly it is the reality of Christ's passion and death that their antagonists sought to establish. Marcion, on the contrary, was quite willing to acknowledge the proof of our Lord's love exhibited in His sufferings and death, but it was repulsive to him to own His human birth, which according to his view would have made our Lord the debtor and the subject of the Creator of the world. Accordingly, while Basilides had admitted a real birth of the man Jesus, Valentinus at least a seeming birth in which the body elsewhere prepared was ushered into the world, Marcion would own no birth at all, and began his gospel with the sudden announcement that in the 15th year of Tiberius Christ came down (by which we are to understand came down from heaven) to Capernaum, a city of Galilee (Tert. adv. Marc. iv. 7). Marcion's disciple Apelles so far modified his master's doctrine that he was willing to own that Jesus had a solid body, but denied that there had been a birth in which He had assumed it (Tert. de C. C. 6); and he held that of this body our Lord made only a temporary use, and that when He had shewn it to His disciples after His resurrection He gave it back to the elements from which He had received it (Hipp. Ref. vii. 38, 260). Something of this kind seems to have been also the view of the sect known as Docetae.

Clearly Marcion holds no view that would aid the mythicist, "non-existence" position.

Next up, Bananaz says that Freke and Gandy offer "a more fulfilling answer as to why this time period (which included Pontius Pilate) was chosen" to put Jesus in, but when summed up it's no different than Wells' unfalsifiable psycho-explanation that Pilate was "particularly detested by the Jews, and is indeed the only one of the prefects who governed Judea between AD 6 and 41 who attracted sufficient attention to be discussed by the two principal Jewish writers of the first century." Freke and Gandy just come at it from the opposite direction, pointing also to Pilate being mentioned by Josephus and Philo (Bananaz includes a goofy claim that Pilate was "the only prefect from the years 6 to 41 to be mentioned by name by Josephus and Philo." I can't check Philo just now, but Josephius clearly mentions Coponius (6-9 AD; Ant. 18.1.1), Ambivius (9-12; Ant. 18.2.2), and Marullus (37-41, Ant. 18.6.10), just to name three I checked; though he calls them, as he does Pilate procurators) and claiming that "Jews needed an explanation for the terrible events which were befalling them" and that "Jewish Gnostics deliberately set the Jesus story in the years in which the crisis began," allegedly when Roman taxation began in 6 AD (when Jesus was born) and when Pilate did stuff like defile the Temple (which is the same as Wells' "particularly detested" routine). It is said in closing that the "Gnostic Messiah Jesus offered defeated and dejected Jews meaning and new hope," though not a scent of evidence for any "Gnostic" flavor is provided (apparently Bananaz has not heard that the "Gnostic Jesus" thesis has been debunked; maybe he'd like to debate that as well).

Onward. I have a huge section of quotes from scholars and historians about the absurdity of the mythicist position:

Greco-Roman historian Michael Grant, who certainly has no theological axe to grind, indicates that there is more evidence for the existence of Jesus than there is for a large number of famous pagan personages - yet no one would dare to argue their non-existence. Meier [Meie.MarJ, 23] notes that what we know about Alexander the Great could fit on only a few sheets of paper; yet no one doubts that Alexander existed. Charlesworth has written that "Jesus did exist; and we know more about him than about almost any Palestinian Jew before 70 C.E." [Chars.JesJud, 168-9] Sanders [Sand.HistF, xiv] echoes Grant, saying that "We know a lot about Jesus, vastly more than about John the Baptist, Theudas, Judas the Galilean, or any of the other figures whose names we have from approximately the same date and place." On the Crucifixion, Harvey writes: "It would be no exaggeration to say that this event is better attested, and supported by a more impressive array of evidence, than any other event of comparable importance of which we have knowledge from the ancient world." [Harv.JesC, 11] Dunn [Dunn.EvJ, 29] provides an anecdote similar to the one above regarding Shakespeare. Referring to Wells' thesis, he writes: The alternative thesis is that within thirty years there had evolved such a coherent and consistent complex of traditions about a non-existent figure such as we have in the sources of the Gospels is just too implausible. It involves too many complex and speculative hypotheses, in contrast to the much simpler explanation that there was a Jesus who said and did more or less what the first three Gospels attribute to him. The fact of Christianity's beginnings and the character of its earliest tradition is such that we could only deny the existence of Jesus by hypothesizing the existence of some other figure who was a sufficient cause of Chrstianity's beginnings - another figure who on careful reflection would probably come out very like Jesus! Finally, let's seal the coffin on consenus with these words from a hardened skeptic and an Emeritus Professor of History, Morton Smith [Hoff.JesH, 47-8] . Of Wells' work, this historian and skeptic of orthodox Christianity wrote: "I don't think the arguments in (Wells') book deserve detailed refutation." "...he argues mainly from silence." "...many (of his arguments) are incorrect, far too many to discuss in this space." "(Wells) presents us with a piece of private mythology that I find incredible beyond anything in the Gospels." None of these scholars, we emphasize, is a friend of fundamentalism or evangelical Christianity. Contrary to the protestations of the "Jesus-myth" consortium, they make their statements based on evidence, not ideology. Conspiracy and bias exist only in their own imagination.

Apparently a little dizzy from all this prestige in his living room, Bananaz just titles a section, "authorities say it, so it must be true!" (read: he is not competent to address such authorities, so he just calls them names) and selects only Harvey's comment to quote. Bananaz follows this with an ironic comment:

Personally, I haven't investigated every inch of ancient history. Nor have I scratched the surface. But if Harvey says this event is well-attested, then it must be well attested!

Indeed so. Harvey (and the others) have credentials in history and NT scholarship that Bananaz would faint away at the sight of; and never mind that Bananaz admits he hasn't as much as scratched the surface. There's jealousy of competence talking. Still, Bananaz does admire authorities he agrees with, so he immedlatly cites his own, Richard Carrier of the SecWeb (who has far fewer creds than any of the named persons), and to Harvey's comment on the crucifixion being so well attested, Bananaz cites Carrier's retort that the resurrection lacks a particular level of attestion, and is so confused that he claims "Richard Carrier argues that the crucifixion is not as well attested to as Caesar's crossing of the Rubicon in 49 B.C.E." The article by Carrier here (which we address here clearly is not talking about the crucifixion at all. So Bananaz is already firing blanks from the start, but let's make comparisons for both events, crucifixion and resurrection, from Carrier's retort:

First of all, we have Caesar's own word on the subject. Indeed, The Civil War has been a Latin classic for two thousand years, written by Caesar himself and by one of his generals who was definitely an eye-witness and who knew the man personally. In contrast, we do not have anything written by Jesus, and we do not know for certain the name of any author of any of the accounts of his physical resurrection.

I have to give this statement the Stupid Skeptical Irony Award, because we know darned well that "Jesus' own word" on his crucifixion OR his resurrection would be rejected by Skeptics as a fabrication! Beyond that, we have addressed the matter of Jesus writing here (and incidentally, don't think for one moment that Caesar himself put pen to paper; you can bet your patoot he had scribes, just as Jesus did) and of Gospel authorship (link above), and the Gospels are as good as, if not better than, Caeser here.

Second, we have many of Caesar's enemies, including Cicero, a contemporary of the event, reporting the crossing of the Rubicon, whereas we have no hostile or even neutral records of the resurrection until over a hundred years after the event, and fifty years after the Christians' own claims had been widely spread around.

For the crucifixion, we have enemies of Christianity (Tacitus, Lucian) and a neutral (Josephus) as well as all the Gospels. These are all later than Cicero to Caesar; but I wonder whether this makes any difference, since whereas had political reasons to mention the conquest, Christianity's enemies would have no parallel positive motivation.

Third, we have a number of inscriptions and coins produced soon after the Republican Civil War related to the Rubicon crossing, including mentions of battles and conscriptions and judgments, which in fact form almost a continuous chain of evidence for Caesar's entire march. On the other hand, we have absolutely no physical evidence of any kind in the case of the resurrection.

Hmm, don't we? It's a little unfair to demand coins and inscriptions of the sort the state only could have the means to produce, especially from Jews who would not produce things that could be images, but what about these burial cave inscriptions from the first century?

Fourth, we have the story of the "Rubicon Crossing" in almost every historian of the period, including the most prominent scholars of the age: Suetonius, Appian, Cassius Dio, Plutarch. Moreover, these scholars have a measure of proven reliability, since a great many of their reports on other matters have been confirmed in material evidence and in other sources. In addition, they all quote and name many different sources, showing a wide reading of the witnesses and documents, and they show a regular desire to critically examine claims for which there is any dispute. If that wasn't enough, all of them cite or quote sources which were written by witnesses, hostile and friendly, of the Rubicon crossing and its repercussions.

Well, for the Crucifixion, Tacitus, Josephus, and Lucian fill this bill, except for the part about citing or quoting sources, which would hardly be necessary for such a simple event as the Crucifixion. Obviously the Resurrection is not qualified here (other than Josephus note that it was claimed to have happened, and Tacitus' hint of the movement continuing from Judaea), but ideologically, that is what we would expect. Here though is the big one:

Fifth, the history of Rome could not have proceeded as it did had Caesar not physically moved an army into Italy. Even if Caesar could have somehow cultivated the mere belief that he had done this, he could not have captured Rome or conscripted Italian men against Pompey's forces in Greece. On the other hand, all that is needed to explain the rise of Christianity is a belief--a belief that the resurrection happened. There is nothing that an actual resurrection would have caused that could not have been caused by a mere belief in that resurrection. Thus, an actual resurrection is not necessary to explain all subsequent history, unlike Caesar's crossing of the Rubicon.

Oh? That's "all" that's needed to explain the rise of Christianity? That "all" just slides right by uncritically -- we say, an actual resurrection is indeed needed. (http://www.tektonics.org/nowayjose.html) Bananaz has lots more homework to do.

So Bananaz really bit the big one here, confusing the Crucifixion and the Resurrection from the get-go. Then I offered an extended explanation as to why Jesus was not mentioned in sources:

As far as the historians of the day were concerned, he was just a "blip" on the screen. Jesus was not considered to be historically significant by historians of his time. He did not address the Roman Senate, or write extensive Greek philosophical treatises; He never travelled outside of the regions of Palestine, and was not a member of any known political party. It is only because Christians later made Jesus a "celebrity" that He became known. Sanders, comparing Jesus to Alexander, notes that the latter "so greatly altered the political situation in a large part of the world that the main outline of his public life is very well known indeed. Jesus did not change the social, political and economic circumstances in Palestine (Note: It was left for His followers to do that!) ..the superiority of evidence for Jesus is seen when we ask what he thought." [Sand.HistF, 3] Harris adds that "Roman writers could hardly be expected to have foreseen the subsequent influence of Christianity on the Roman Empire and therefore to have carefully documented" Christian origins. How were they to know that this minor Nazarene prophet would cause such a fuss?

Jesus was executed as a criminal, providing him with the ultimate marginality. This was one reason why historians would have ignored Jesus. He suffered the ultimate humiliation, both in the eyes of Jews (Deut. 21:23 - Anyone hung on a tree is cursed!) and the Romans (He died the death of slaves and rebels.). On the other hand, Jesus was a minimal threat compared to other proclaimed "Messiahs" of the time. Rome had to call out troops to quell the disturbances caused by the unnamed Egyptian referenced in the Book of Acts [Sand.HistF, 51] . In contrast, no troops were required to suppress Jesus' followers. To the Romans, the primary gatekeepers of written history at the time, Jesus during His own life would have been no different than thousands of other everyday criminals that were crucified.

Jesus marginalized himself by being occupied as an itinerant preacher. Of course, there was no Palestine News Network, and even if there had been one, there were no televisions to broadcast it. Jesus never used the established "news organs" of the day to spread His message. He travelled about the countryside, avoiding for the most part (and with the exception of Jerusalem) the major urban centers of the day. How would we regard someone who preached only in sites like, say, Hahira, Georgia?

Jesus' teachings did not always jibe with, and were sometimes offensive to, the established religious order of the day. It has been said that if Jesus appeared on the news today, it would be as a troublemaker. He certainly did not make many friends as a preacher.

Jesus lived an offensive lifestyle and alienated many people. He associated with the despised and rejected: Tax collectors, prostitutes, and the band of fishermen He had as disciples.

Jesus was a poor, rural person in a land run by wealthy urbanites. Yes, class discrimination was alive and well in the first century also!

A final consideration is that we have very little information from first-century sources to begin with. Not much has survived the test of time from A.D. 1 to today. Blaiklock has cataloged the non-Christian writings of the Roman Empire (other than those of Philo) which have survived from the first century and do not mention Jesus. (A list followed). To this Meier adds [ibid., 23] that in general, knowledge of the vast majority of ancient peoples is "simply not accessible to us today by historical research and never will be." It is just as was said in his earlier comment on Alexander the Great: What we know of most ancient people as individuals could fit on just a few pieces of paper. Thus it is misguided for the skeptic to complain that we know so little about the historical Jesus, and have so little recorded about Him in ancient pagan sources. Compared to most ancient people, we know quite a lot about Jesus, and have quite a lot recorded about Him!

Bananaz ignores all of this, just saying we offered a "long list of excuses," and zeroing in on the point about Jesus being a "minimal threat," asking why Herod didn't think so when he killed the infants. Hmm...how about some critical thinking? Did Herod know the kid's name was Jesus when he went after him? (Bananaz also doubts historicity on this; he can deal with this for his odd claim that 5-10 infants killed is "mass genocide".) It is also asked, rather foolishly, "why would Pilate kill Jesus if Jesus was such a 'minimal threat'?" Why? Because Jesus became an instrument in the hands of the powers of the day, and that issue is covered here.

In closing for now, Bananaz brings up the inevitable reference to Remsberg's list, which our friend on this forum also gave him this link on. (http://www.tektonics.org/remslist.html) We'll see if Bananaz has any more to say after his peel blackens and falls off.

Ricochet Rabbit
November 21st 2003, 03:16 AM
Hi there!

I don't think Bananaz realizes that this is your exclusive forum of debate. I just informed him of your post here.

Anyway, he did respond to you right here:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/convert_me/42194.html?view=848594#t848594

I realize how messy it is being the mediator between this forum and convert_me, so I'm hoping he will enter the fray here.

BTW, I think you've humbled him quite a bit.

Undomiel
November 21st 2003, 05:05 AM
this is an exact quote from another website. It appears to be a cut and paste job

dizzle
November 21st 2003, 09:12 AM
Hey thanks Rabbit!

jpholding
November 21st 2003, 02:37 PM
Ricochet Rabbit:

Hi there!

I don't think Bananaz realizes that this is your exclusive forum of debate. I just informed him of your post here.

Anyway, he did respond to you right here:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/convert_me/42194.html?view=848594#t848594

I realize how messy it is being the mediator between this forum and convert_me, so I'm hoping he will enter the fray here.

BTW, I think you've humbled him quite a bit.

Well, let's have a look...I'm glad you helped on this. I find the format at LiveJournal extremely counterintuitive.

I'm trying to make your job easier (organized points are easier to respond to).

Not really. I have yet to find any academic journal or any other sources that use anything like it (other than McDowell's ETDAV, where it is also annoying). But if he finds it easier, more power to him.

Why should I offer a response to an argument I never advanced? It looks like Drews erred.

Wow. Such a startling admission is rare. Commendations. It would have helped if he had said he thought Drews erred from the beginning.

3.2. You found it! Thank you. :)

Um, he didn't know where it was, or...? :hrm: Why the thanks? Yer welcome...

(though where Josephus calls Philo "the Pythagorean" as is claimed, who knows!) I couldn't find my source for that, but according to the Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy, Clement of Alexandria called Philo "the Pythagorean"

Oh. Clement. Well, that's rather too late to be useful for the Theraputae point, isn't it?

3.5. Finally, Philo calls these Therapaeutae "pupils of Moses"
3.6. Philo also called Moses the teacher of Pythagoras. Does that make Pythagoras clearly Jewish?

That doesn't really answer the point. Besides, to Philo, "all Greek philosophers and lawgivers (Hesiod, Heraclitus, Lycurgus, to mention a few). For Philo, Greek philosophy was a natural development of the revelatory teachings of Moses." (http://www.utm.edu/research/iep/p/philo.htm) Anyway, can you provide the exact quote where Philo says this of Pythagoras?

3.8. My point was: a group of "christians" existed before the time of a historical "Christ." (Or at least a group so close to "christians" existed that could fool early Christian historians like Eusebius).

Well, I'm afraid that point won't hold water...Eusebius was just a little too excited and likely a little messed up in his chronology.

4.2. I'm not really doing any dating.

Still single, eh? :wink: Well,

4.4. Which part of this analysis is ludicrous?

It is simply a regurgitation of the theories of John Dominic Crossan about GoP, which is held by him alone and not by the rest of Biblical scholarship. If you want to go beyond that, let's talk particulars about it GoP and its virtues. That's assuming you do more than just repeat what others say....and don't have a date tonight.

5.2. Allow me to rephrase. The idea that Jesus did not exist in the flesh was around "since the beginning."

Well, that's just equivocation. It doesn't match the Christ-myth thesis, which is that a "hologram" of Jesus went walking all over Palestine of the first century. Docetism did not regard this illusory Jesus as a "literary tool" but as a visible, walking-around being you could have interacted with. You'd be best dropping docetism as an ally here. And you'd be even better to drop Freke and Gandy, who haven't got a peer-reviewed publication to their names.

owlafaye
September 14th 2006, 03:36 PM
Recently someone posted a link to our refutation of the Christ-myth (http://www.tektonics.org/tekton_01_01_01.html) on one of those public forums where fundy atheists hang out, and one of them, whom we shall designate "Bananaz," (his avatar is of a crucified banana) had the temerity to attempt a reply. This poor fellow has adopted a peculiar habit of responding in the form of a drippy outline rather than in straight narrative. He also has (in line with the usual fundy-atheist orientation) an impression that doing a little Internet search and reading a handful of books is enough to make a sound judgment on matters of historicity, in disagreement with historians and other scholars with credentials enough to paper the Taj Mahal. But one would not be a "freethinker" without such arrogance, so that was a given. Let's proceed to Bananaz' responses. He begins with an address to my point about the "Trypho" error, not with a response to it, but an end-around diversion to another topic, the "Therapeautea" of Egypt. Bananaz reports the following from "a random webpage I found while reading about Hinduism":

Readers of the history of India are aware that in 249 B.C. Ashoka the Great, the Buddhist emperor, made Buddhism the state religion of India and sent missionaries to all parts of the world, then known to him, to preach the gospel of Buddha. He sent missionaries from Siberia to Ceylon (Sri Lanka), and from China to Egypt.

"Random webpage" is about the level of scholarship we would expect here. As it happens this "random webpage" is http://www.hinduism.co.za/jesus.htm, and an article titled, "Why a Hindu Accepts Christ and Rejects Churchianity," by one Swami Abhedananda who offers no indication of credentials in history, New Testament scholarship, or any relevant field, or in anything that is spoken of, for that matter. The article is filled with a great deal of regurgiated argumentation of the sort we have refuted in detail in various places onsite; but keeping to the target, the general claim of the sending of these missionaries, it's a pretty lame point to make use of:

While it is agreed by scholars that Ashoka sent such missionaries to places as far away as Egypt, "there is no record of their having arrived there" [Peter Harvey, An Introduction to Buddhism, 77]. Indeed the only "evidence" that they did arrive, and did anything of note, is alleged similarities between Buddhist thought and that of certain Jewish groups like the Essenes -- with no concern for whether the concepts in question are mirrored in earlier Judaism (i.e., asceticism -- mirrored in Elijah well before this time!).

Ashoka himself was more interested in spreading certain ideals admired by all religions, and he himself was tolerant of other religions, The duties Ashoka prescribed were "not distinctly Buddhist" and could have been practiced in any religion. [Hajime Nakamura, Indian Buddhism, 75].

The group that Bananaz wants to draw our attention to is referred to about 250 years after Ashoka sent out these missionaries -- and is clearly identified as a Jewish group (see below).

Bananaz quotes this amateur site further: "The Buddhists were also called Theraputta, a Pali form of the Sanskrit Sthiraputra, meaning the son of Sthira, or Thera: one who is serene, enlightened, and undisturbed by the world. Thera was one of Buddha's names." Oops, well, at Access to Insight, a site on Theravada Buddhism, "thera" is defined not as "one who is serene," etc. but as "Elder," and as "An honorific title automatically conferred upon a bhikkhu of at least ten years' standing." While it is likely that such a person would, by virtue of his stature, have achieved such serenity, this completely rubs out any linguistic connection between the two (as if an uncritical hop from a Pali Indian language to Greek were not bad enough as is). In fact, the real source of the name is told us by an article in the Harvard Theological Review (by real scholars, with credentials), which notes:

The group in question, the Therapaeuta -- mentioned, as Bananaz says, by Philo (though where Josephus calls Philo "the Pythagorean" as is claimed, who knows!) -- is called this name by Philo -- it is NOT the name that they call themselves, and Philo does not say that they call themselves anything.

The name actually derives from a Greek word for "therapy" and the verb form means serve, wait on, attend to, or provide for. Philo uses the word in other places to refer to those who "serve" God (including the Essenes) and the word is used in Plato of those who serve the Greek gods, and in a papryi of those who serve Isis and Serapis. In no case is there any specific connotation connectable to Buddhism. Did they all borrow this word from India?

Finally, Philo calls these Therapaeutae "pupils of Moses" who "have dedicated their personal lives and themselves to the understanding of the facts of Nature" -- in other words, these are Jews, not Buddhists!

This leaves Bananaz with only one point:

From page 12 of "Jesus and the Lost Goddess": "The fourth-century Christian Literalist historian Eusebius saw so many similarities between the Way of the Therapeutae and the Christian Way that he claimed the Therapeutae were amongst the first followers of Christ. But Philo's description of the Therapeutae was written before the time that Jesus is supposed to have been teaching, so he is clearly not writing about disciples of an historical Messiah, as Eusebius believed."

Yes, clearly, Philo isn't -- and clearly, Eusebius simply had his chronology mixed up. So what point was Bananaz trying to make, and why?

Next up, Bananaz relates some "tasty tidbits" he is "partial to:"

Serapion condemned the Gospel of Peter (around 200 C.E.) because it contained the belief that Jesus only "seemed" to be a man, and was not really flesh. The Gospel of Peter was probably written between 70 and 160 C.E. (possibly at the same time as the Synoptic gospels found in the Bible).

It's hard to say why Bananaz thinks GoP is of any real use. His dating for GoP is ludicrous (if he wants to debate the Synoptic dates, he can see http://www.tektonics.org/tekton_02_02_02.html); as Philip Jenkins notes in Hidden Gospels [95ff], scholars since the 1880s when it was rediscovered considered GoP to have been dependent on the canonical Gospels; it is not until that 200 mention by Serapion that it appears at all in any external record, and the hersies it teaches "were characteristic of mid-second century thought," so that none but Crossan date it earlier than 150 AD. The main heresy is docetism, which Bananaz seems to find so tasty, but docetism is if anything antithetical to a Christ-myth position: It does not hold that Jesus did not exist, but that he existed in the form of a sort of illusion. That's not really compatible with the mtyhicist position, since docetism would say that the events in the NT did happen, we just don't understand the nature of the one with whom the events were concerned.

Bananaz' other tidbit comes from Justin Martyr, whom he says "fervently argued that Jesus existed in the flesh" whereas Marcion argued otherwise, but once again, Marcion was no mythicist; he was a docetic, and not even one close to the kind Bananaz needs, for his thought was not for "non-historicity" (even normal docetism was not), but, as Henry Wace put it:

The Docetism of MARCION differed from that of preceding Gnostics. With them the great stumbling-block had been the sufferings of Christ, and accordingly it is the reality of Christ's passion and death that their antagonists sought to establish. Marcion, on the contrary, was quite willing to acknowledge the proof of our Lord's love exhibited in His sufferings and death, but it was repulsive to him to own His human birth, which according to his view would have made our Lord the debtor and the subject of the Creator of the world. Accordingly, while Basilides had admitted a real birth of the man Jesus, Valentinus at least a seeming birth in which the body elsewhere prepared was ushered into the world, Marcion would own no birth at all, and began his gospel with the sudden announcement that in the 15th year of Tiberius Christ came down (by which we are to understand came down from heaven) to Capernaum, a city of Galilee (Tert. adv. Marc. iv. 7). Marcion's disciple Apelles so far modified his master's doctrine that he was willing to own that Jesus had a solid body, but denied that there had been a birth in which He had assumed it (Tert. de C. C. 6); and he held that of this body our Lord made only a temporary use, and that when He had shewn it to His disciples after His resurrection He gave it back to the elements from which He had received it (Hipp. Ref. vii. 38, 260). Something of this kind seems to have been also the view of the sect known as Docetae.

Clearly Marcion holds no view that would aid the mythicist, "non-existence" position.

Next up, Bananaz says that Freke and Gandy offer "a more fulfilling answer as to why this time period (which included Pontius Pilate) was chosen" to put Jesus in, but when summed up it's no different than Wells' unfalsifiable psycho-explanation that Pilate was "particularly detested by the Jews, and is indeed the only one of the prefects who governed Judea between AD 6 and 41 who attracted sufficient attention to be discussed by the two principal Jewish writers of the first century." Freke and Gandy just come at it from the opposite direction, pointing also to Pilate being mentioned by Josephus and Philo (Bananaz includes a goofy claim that Pilate was "the only prefect from the years 6 to 41 to be mentioned by name by Josephus and Philo." I can't check Philo just now, but Josephius clearly mentions Coponius (6-9 AD; Ant. 18.1.1), Ambivius (9-12; Ant. 18.2.2), and Marullus (37-41, Ant. 18.6.10), just to name three I checked; though he calls them, as he does Pilate procurators) and claiming that "Jews needed an explanation for the terrible events which were befalling them" and that "Jewish Gnostics deliberately set the Jesus story in the years in which the crisis began," allegedly when Roman taxation began in 6 AD (when Jesus was born) and when Pilate did stuff like defile the Temple (which is the same as Wells' "particularly detested" routine). It is said in closing that the "Gnostic Messiah Jesus offered defeated and dejected Jews meaning and new hope," though not a scent of evidence for any "Gnostic" flavor is provided (apparently Bananaz has not heard that the "Gnostic Jesus" thesis has been debunked; maybe he'd like to debate that as well).

Onward. I have a huge section of quotes from scholars and historians about the absurdity of the mythicist position:

Greco-Roman historian Michael Grant, who certainly has no theological axe to grind, indicates that there is more evidence for the existence of Jesus than there is for a large number of famous pagan personages - yet no one would dare to argue their non-existence. Meier [Meie.MarJ, 23] notes that what we know about Alexander the Great could fit on only a few sheets of paper; yet no one doubts that Alexander existed. Charlesworth has written that "Jesus did exist; and we know more about him than about almost any Palestinian Jew before 70 C.E." [Chars.JesJud, 168-9] Sanders [Sand.HistF, xiv] echoes Grant, saying that "We know a lot about Jesus, vastly more than about John the Baptist, Theudas, Judas the Galilean, or any of the other figures whose names we have from approximately the same date and place." On the Crucifixion, Harvey writes: "It would be no exaggeration to say that this event is better attested, and supported by a more impressive array of evidence, than any other event of comparable importance of which we have knowledge from the ancient world." [Harv.JesC, 11] Dunn [Dunn.EvJ, 29] provides an anecdote similar to the one above regarding Shakespeare. Referring to Wells' thesis, he writes: The alternative thesis is that within thirty years there had evolved such a coherent and consistent complex of traditions about a non-existent figure such as we have in the sources of the Gospels is just too implausible. It involves too many complex and speculative hypotheses, in contrast to the much simpler explanation that there was a Jesus who said and did more or less what the first three Gospels attribute to him. The fact of Christianity's beginnings and the character of its earliest tradition is such that we could only deny the existence of Jesus by hypothesizing the existence of some other figure who was a sufficient cause of Chrstianity's beginnings - another figure who on careful reflection would probably come out very like Jesus! Finally, let's seal the coffin on consenus with these words from a hardened skeptic and an Emeritus Professor of History, Morton Smith [Hoff.JesH, 47-8] . Of Wells' work, this historian and skeptic of orthodox Christianity wrote: "I don't think the arguments in (Wells') book deserve detailed refutation." "...he argues mainly from silence." "...many (of his arguments) are incorrect, far too many to discuss in this space." "(Wells) presents us with a piece of private mythology that I find incredible beyond anything in the Gospels." None of these scholars, we emphasize, is a friend of fundamentalism or evangelical Christianity. Contrary to the protestations of the "Jesus-myth" consortium, they make their statements based on evidence, not ideology. Conspiracy and bias exist only in their own imagination.

Apparently a little dizzy from all this prestige in his living room, Bananaz just titles a section, "authorities say it, so it must be true!" (read: he is not competent to address such authorities, so he just calls them names) and selects only Harvey's comment to quote. Bananaz follows this with an ironic comment:

Personally, I haven't investigated every inch of ancient history. Nor have I scratched the surface. But if Harvey says this event is well-attested, then it must be well attested!

Indeed so. Harvey (and the others) have credentials in history and NT scholarship that Bananaz would faint away at the sight of; and never mind that Bananaz admits he hasn't as much as scratched the surface. There's jealousy of competence talking. Still, Bananaz does admire authorities he agrees with, so he immedlatly cites his own, Richard Carrier of the SecWeb (who has far fewer creds than any of the named persons), and to Harvey's comment on the crucifixion being so well attested, Bananaz cites Carrier's retort that the resurrection lacks a particular level of attestion, and is so confused that he claims "Richard Carrier argues that the crucifixion is not as well attested to as Caesar's crossing of the Rubicon in 49 B.C.E." The article by Carrier here (which we address here clearly is not talking about the crucifixion at all. So Bananaz is already firing blanks from the start, but let's make comparisons for both events, crucifixion and resurrection, from Carrier's retort:

First of all, we have Caesar's own word on the subject. Indeed, The Civil War has been a Latin classic for two thousand years, written by Caesar himself and by one of his generals who was definitely an eye-witness and who knew the man personally. In contrast, we do not have anything written by Jesus, and we do not know for certain the name of any author of any of the accounts of his physical resurrection.

I have to give this statement the Stupid Skeptical Irony Award, because we know darned well that "Jesus' own word" on his crucifixion OR his resurrection would be rejected by Skeptics as a fabrication! Beyond that, we have addressed the matter of Jesus writing here (and incidentally, don't think for one moment that Caesar himself put pen to paper; you can bet your patoot he had scribes, just as Jesus did) and of Gospel authorship (link above), and the Gospels are as good as, if not better than, Caeser here.

Second, we have many of Caesar's enemies, including Cicero, a contemporary of the event, reporting the crossing of the Rubicon, whereas we have no hostile or even neutral records of the resurrection until over a hundred years after the event, and fifty years after the Christians' own claims had been widely spread around.

For the crucifixion, we have enemies of Christianity (Tacitus, Lucian) and a neutral (Josephus) as well as all the Gospels. These are all later than Cicero to Caesar; but I wonder whether this makes any difference, since whereas had political reasons to mention the conquest, Christianity's enemies would have no parallel positive motivation.

Third, we have a number of inscriptions and coins produced soon after the Republican Civil War related to the Rubicon crossing, including mentions of battles and conscriptions and judgments, which in fact form almost a continuous chain of evidence for Caesar's entire march. On the other hand, we have absolutely no physical evidence of any kind in the case of the resurrection.

Hmm, don't we? It's a little unfair to demand coins and inscriptions of the sort the state only could have the means to produce, especially from Jews who would not produce things that could be images, but what about these burial cave inscriptions from the first century?

Fourth, we have the story of the "Rubicon Crossing" in almost every historian of the period, including the most prominent scholars of the age: Suetonius, Appian, Cassius Dio, Plutarch. Moreover, these scholars have a measure of proven reliability, since a great many of their reports on other matters have been confirmed in material evidence and in other sources. In addition, they all quote and name many different sources, showing a wide reading of the witnesses and documents, and they show a regular desire to critically examine claims for which there is any dispute. If that wasn't enough, all of them cite or quote sources which were written by witnesses, hostile and friendly, of the Rubicon crossing and its repercussions.

Well, for the Crucifixion, Tacitus, Josephus, and Lucian fill this bill, except for the part about citing or quoting sources, which would hardly be necessary for such a simple event as the Crucifixion. Obviously the Resurrection is not qualified here (other than Josephus note that it was claimed to have happened, and Tacitus' hint of the movement continuing from Judaea), but ideologically, that is what we would expect. Here though is the big one:

Fifth, the history of Rome could not have proceeded as it did had Caesar not physically moved an army into Italy. Even if Caesar could have somehow cultivated the mere belief that he had done this, he could not have captured Rome or conscripted Italian men against Pompey's forces in Greece. On the other hand, all that is needed to explain the rise of Christianity is a belief--a belief that the resurrection happened. There is nothing that an actual resurrection would have caused that could not have been caused by a mere belief in that resurrection. Thus, an actual resurrection is not necessary to explain all subsequent history, unlike Caesar's crossing of the Rubicon.

Oh? That's "all" that's needed to explain the rise of Christianity? That "all" just slides right by uncritically -- we say, an actual resurrection is indeed needed. (http://www.tektonics.org/nowayjose.html) Bananaz has lots more homework to do.

So Bananaz really bit the big one here, confusing the Crucifixion and the Resurrection from the get-go. Then I offered an extended explanation as to why Jesus was not mentioned in sources:

As far as the historians of the day were concerned, he was just a "blip" on the screen. Jesus was not considered to be historically significant by historians of his time. He did not address the Roman Senate, or write extensive Greek philosophical treatises; He never travelled outside of the regions of Palestine, and was not a member of any known political party. It is only because Christians later made Jesus a "celebrity" that He became known. Sanders, comparing Jesus to Alexander, notes that the latter "so greatly altered the political situation in a large part of the world that the main outline of his public life is very well known indeed. Jesus did not change the social, political and economic circumstances in Palestine (Note: It was left for His followers to do that!) ..the superiority of evidence for Jesus is seen when we ask what he thought." [Sand.HistF, 3] Harris adds that "Roman writers could hardly be expected to have foreseen the subsequent influence of Christianity on the Roman Empire and therefore to have carefully documented" Christian origins. How were they to know that this minor Nazarene prophet would cause such a fuss?

Jesus was executed as a criminal, providing him with the ultimate marginality. This was one reason why historians would have ignored Jesus. He suffered the ultimate humiliation, both in the eyes of Jews (Deut. 21:23 - Anyone hung on a tree is cursed!) and the Romans (He died the death of slaves and rebels.). On the other hand, Jesus was a minimal threat compared to other proclaimed "Messiahs" of the time. Rome had to call out troops to quell the disturbances caused by the unnamed Egyptian referenced in the Book of Acts [Sand.HistF, 51] . In contrast, no troops were required to suppress Jesus' followers. To the Romans, the primary gatekeepers of written history at the time, Jesus during His own life would have been no different than thousands of other everyday criminals that were crucified.

Jesus marginalized himself by being occupied as an itinerant preacher. Of course, there was no Palestine News Network, and even if there had been one, there were no televisions to broadcast it. Jesus never used the established "news organs" of the day to spread His message. He travelled about the countryside, avoiding for the most part (and with the exception of Jerusalem) the major urban centers of the day. How would we regard someone who preached only in sites like, say, Hahira, Georgia?

Jesus' teachings did not always jibe with, and were sometimes offensive to, the established religious order of the day. It has been said that if Jesus appeared on the news today, it would be as a troublemaker. He certainly did not make many friends as a preacher.

Jesus lived an offensive lifestyle and alienated many people. He associated with the despised and rejected: Tax collectors, prostitutes, and the band of fishermen He had as disciples.

Jesus was a poor, rural person in a land run by wealthy urbanites. Yes, class discrimination was alive and well in the first century also!

A final consideration is that we have very little information from first-century sources to begin with. Not much has survived the test of time from A.D. 1 to today. Blaiklock has cataloged the non-Christian writings of the Roman Empire (other than those of Philo) which have survived from the first century and do not mention Jesus. (A list followed). To this Meier adds [ibid., 23] that in general, knowledge of the vast majority of ancient peoples is "simply not accessible to us today by historical research and never will be." It is just as was said in his earlier comment on Alexander the Great: What we know of most ancient people as individuals could fit on just a few pieces of paper. Thus it is misguided for the skeptic to complain that we know so little about the historical Jesus, and have so little recorded about Him in ancient pagan sources. Compared to most ancient people, we know quite a lot about Jesus, and have quite a lot recorded about Him!

Bananaz ignores all of this, just saying we offered a "long list of excuses," and zeroing in on the point about Jesus being a "minimal threat," asking why Herod didn't think so when he killed the infants. Hmm...how about some critical thinking? Did Herod know the kid's name was Jesus when he went after him? (Bananaz also doubts historicity on this; he can deal with this for his odd claim that 5-10 infants killed is "mass genocide".) It is also asked, rather foolishly, "why would Pilate kill Jesus if Jesus was such a 'minimal threat'?" Why? Because Jesus became an instrument in the hands of the powers of the day, and that issue is covered here.

In closing for now, Bananaz brings up the inevitable reference to Remsberg's list, which our friend on this forum also gave him this link on. (http://www.tektonics.org/remslist.html) We'll see if Bananaz has any more to say after his peel blackens and falls off.
I see that your "fair minded appraisal" of this gentlerman's ideas was openly hostile and began with attaching the name "bananaz" in an attempt to make him look ridiculous from the start.

In the same way you changed your avatar to "its owlafaye's brain" before I ever posted here.

Posted just in case others here don't realize the extent to which you will go, to garner any advantage that might strengthen? your poor skills in communication and debate.

owlafaye'

mossrose
September 14th 2006, 03:48 PM
In the same way you changed your avatar to "its owlafaye's brain" before I ever posted here.

:ahem:

When you change your avatar here, it changes your avatar on ALL your posts, even ones that were made 3 years ago.








Just in case jp needed a little help here.

:teeth:

jpholding
September 14th 2006, 03:51 PM
I see that your "fair minded appraisal" of this gentlerman's ideas was openly hostile and began with attaching the name "bananaz" in an attempt to make him look ridiculous from the start.

You mean your intellectual capacities are so limited that you can be swayed by such things, and even persuaded that sound arguments aren't sound at all?

Wow. You're really stupid! :lmbo:


In the same way you changed your avatar to "its owlafaye's brain" before I ever posted here.

Oooops....duh. Thanks mossy. :hehe:

Posted just in case others here don't realize the extent to which you will go, to garner any advantage that might strengthen? your poor skills in communication and debate.

Hmm, what's missin'....oh yeah. An actual answer to any argument I offered! :rofl:




I really do apologize to everyone at TWeb for bringing so many stupid people here lately.

owlafaye
September 14th 2006, 04:05 PM
What Mr. Holding doesn't mention is that his "authorities" are not recognized in the halls of contemporary academia.

It is the "good ole' boy" system...one Bible "college" accredits another...eventually their accreditation board is composed of members from other Bible "colleges" and "universities".

To be accredited, you must have a certain percentage of your professors as published, well known, peer reviewed in their field and accepted.

"Creationist Scientist" is a laughable attempt to identify with the prominence the scientific world offers to those who have made significant discoveries and advancement in their field of study and investigation. Creationism is not a recognized science-it is religion, plain and simple.

Of course, most people who have an extensive education of at least a master's level or usually a doctorate in modern and ancient religion are certainly not Creationists.

In must be understaood that The Academy of Sciences does not recognize Creationism or any of the "Christian Scientists" or "Creationist Scientists"
extant. Both terms are oxymorons.

I predict that there will be a "Christian Academy of Sciences" hollering and screaming for recognition which of course, will never be forthcoming outside of Fundamental Christian circles.

There are many droll, mundane, badly written Christian inspirational books being churned out by the various Christian Press. These books are so terribly written and so obviously a sermon that normal publishers ignore them as too select an audience and not a profitable venture. When you research some of the authors you find that they were house painters, or streetcar drivers just a year or three before...laughter. These people are usually bereft of any education other than the semi-literacy attained in high school. In addition, they have a tremendous amount of free ghost writing help available to them.
The market is of course; the "Choir" the sheeple in the flock so to speak.

Just because you say it is so doesn't mean it is true, it just means you have an audience ready to accept anything you might present to fullfil the desperate need that religion has to feel justified, correct and righteous. Sanctimony comes in more guises than simply thinking you are right and that is that.

No one outside of practicing Christians really believe that there is an invisible, magical Big Booger Booger in the Sky that is going to "Get You" and most people understand that when you die that is the end of life in ANY form for you as that person you now are. Scientists will point out of course, that the individual atoms that were your body go on to live in the universe...but then so do all the other atoms.

If the Big Booger Booger in the Sky sees everything (omniescent) then essentailly, he is a pervert (think about it...lol) Just what do you do in private that you don't want anyone to see? (think about it)

There is nothing greater than a thinking mind and fundamentalism is designed to squash and subjugate that mind to another way of thinking...nothing logical, reasonable or smart, but thoughts that bind you to the doctrine, enslave you to obedience and instill you with a guilty conscience that begs forgiveness repeatedly. If your God was so strong and powerful, why would he need worshippers? and why (1st commandment) is he afraid of these other gods?

Start thinking about what your religion's teachers, rules and doctrine are telling you. Question authority...don't let them squirm away or accuse you as an answer.

owlafaye





Blasphemy is not permitted.

jpholding
September 14th 2006, 04:12 PM
What Mr. Holding doesn't mention is that his "authorities" are not recognized in the halls of contemporary academia.

This was an answer to what specific argument above, now?

It is the "good ole' boy" system...one Bible "college" accredits another...eventually their accreditation board is composed of members from other Bible "colleges" and "universities".

Sounds like the way secular colleges do their business too. This means what, now?

"Creationist Scientist" is a laughable attempt to identify with the prominence the scientific world offers to those who have made significant discoveries and advancement in their field of study and investigation. Creationism is not a recognized science-it is religion, plain and simple.

I'm sorry, sonny, this is a thread about the Christ myth. Left field is that a way -- behind you and 100 miles to the right. :ahem:

When you research some of the authors you find that they were house painters, or streetcar drivers just a year or three before...

Yeah. True. The same kind of people who these days produce most atheist websites. :lmbo:

*skips sermon that doesn't seem to be relevant to the thread*

No one outside of practicing Christians really believe that there is an invisible, magical Big Booger Booger in the Sky that is going to "Get You"

Hey, um -- you ever hear of Jews and Muslims? There might even be a few living near you. :hehe:


If the Big Booger Booger in the Sky sees everything (omniescent) then essentailly, he is a pervert (think about it...lol)

Wow. That's Screwball material too. I guess a doctor who has you undress is a pervert too, huh?


There is nothing greater than a thinking mind and fundamentalism is designed to squash and subjugate that mind to another way of thinking

So I gather it has been too late for you, huh?

If your God was so strong and powerful, why would he need worshippers? and why (1st commandment) is he afraid of these other gods?

Good point. I'll ask something too: Why does a government need citizens? And why are there laws against treason? Are they afraid of other nations? :hehe:

Start thinking about what your religion's teachers, rules and doctrine are telling you. Question authority...don't let them squirm away or accuse you as an answer.

Been there, done that. That's why we're here. And that's why we know you're stupid.

I have to sign off for the day soon....I'll get more funnies from you tomorrow. And try to stick to the topic of the thread, huh, Elmer?

dizzle
September 14th 2006, 04:14 PM
Egad, this one is a stinker.

owlafaye
September 14th 2006, 05:07 PM
You mean your intellectual capacities are so limited that you can be swayed by such things, and even persuaded that sound arguments aren't sound at all?

Wow. You're really stupid! :lmbo:



Oooops....duh. Thanks mossy. :hehe:



Hmm, what's missin'....oh yeah. An actual answer to any argument I offered! :rofl:




I really do apologize to everyone at TWeb for bringing so many stupid people here lately.
If you didn't think your audience could be swayed by cheap shots, why did you take them?

There is nothing distinguished or respectable in your manner of debate.

Secular colleges and mainstream educaters would have no problem with a Christian accrediting body for Bible study and Christian education...it is when you offer courses in biology, evolution, archaeology etc, "according to Creationism" is where you leave the religion and try to insert your beliefs into those fields where religion has no bearing.

Don't anyone ever think that a "degree" from a Bible "college" will put you anywhere but at the bottom of the list in the job market. The best you can do is work for some Christian organization at very low pay or become a minister to one of the 20,000 Christian sects in America today.

Bobby is not an apologist but someone who wants to establish an income through his "apologetic" efforts on the Internet. He has no credibility outside of the few web sites he inhabits.

People support Bobby Turkel because he reaffirms their fears about the validity of their beliefs.

As to the historicity of Jesus...every little "evidential" piece that comes along is quickly jumped on by some loud ChristiaN and proclaimed to be "proof" of the Jesus having existed. Why are they so anxious?

The answer lies in the demonstrated and oft-repeated fact that there is no evidence whatsoever for any Jesus, Mary Joseph or any of the apostles in the purported time of Jesus nor are there any chronicles or writings that would have certainly described the multitudes and miracles of the presence of a "Jesus" or anything not heaqrsay regarding this Jesus.

"The James Ossuary" is an example of this hysteria to prove Jesus existed. Recently discovered and quickly proclaimed genuine by "Christian Scientists" the ossuary was placed in the care of a few devoted people and they traveled all over the world displaying it (at a cost of entrance) to the gullible as genuine.

I believe it is still on tour, but you never hear in the Christian community that within a short time of its discovery, all persons engaged in this fraudulent piece of history were convicted for fraud and some served time in jail...did you? Of course not! This is the temper and times of Christian manipulations. Like the purported Paul...it is OK to lie to not only others but to Christians also when the faith is attacked or criticized.

Jesus is a well contrived, clever myth that has been around long before the Jesus you claim as your Messiah. The myth was copied by Christianity and almost all of your doctrine is a word for word plagarism of other ancient religions. Youy don't know this simply because your education stopped at high school (usually), which is a semi-literate level of academic accomplishment...or you went to college and studied anything but ancient and modern religions or you went to a Bible School (not college) and studied modern and ancient Christianity and the Bible.

It is amazing what lengths Christian apologists will go to to convince you that all the scientists are wrong and that National Geographic is just a propaganda rag for advancing these scientist's status amongst their peers. And Christians really REALLY believe this nonsense...what you have to understand is that scientists would be absolutely delighted if they discovered something that irrefutably demonsta=rated the life of Jesus or the existence of God, but they are not focused on Jesus or Gad in their researches...they are focused on TRUTH in every field.

The words of Jesus were not new with Jesus but are the "history" of wisdom for all mankind and have been around before recorded history. However, mainstream Christianity, the more educated and plausible members of the Chriostian community realize that Jesus is a myth and base their beliefs on the wisdom of his purported words rather than agitate the lesser sects of Christianity with the all too prevalent facts.'

Now that I have extensively addressed the question of historicity I am sure Mr. Holding (nee Turkel) will come back with a few more bright, short quips-breaking my post down into the "bites" (those same bites you despise so much when you watch TV news) and rather than discourse in an informed and educated manner, Mr. Holding will attempt to get you to laugh at some nonsense he interjects.

I was invited here to debate and although I have presented a great deal of material for debate, Mr. Holding just likes to make fun of a sentence here and a sentence there in response.

I am waiting...

owlafaye

dizzle
September 14th 2006, 05:40 PM
Dude, if you can't obey the rules, you might as well leave before you are banned, or are you simply looking for an excuse to save you from a butt-whopping?

owlafaye
September 14th 2006, 06:06 PM
Dude, if you can't obey the rules, you might as well leave before you are banned, or are you simply looking for an excuse to save you from a butt-whopping?
I imagine you are referring to my use of Mr. Holding's real name?

I did not of course, know this was a violation.

Since he answers to his real name on other sites, I simply assumed he would do also here.

Of course it makes it just that much more interesting to see that he is hiding under a false name.

owlafaye

owlafaye
September 14th 2006, 06:15 PM
If you didn't think your audience could be swayed by cheap shots, why did you take them?

There is nothing distinguished or respectable in your manner of debate.

Secular colleges and mainstream educaters would have no problem with a Christian accrediting body for Bible study and Christian education...it is when you offer courses in biology, evolution, archaeology etc, "according to Creationism" is where you leave the religion and try to insert your beliefs into those fields where religion has no bearing.

Don't anyone ever think that a "degree" from a Bible "college" will put you anywhere but at the bottom of the list in the job market. The best you can do is work for some Christian organization at very low pay or become a minister to one of the 20,000 Christian sects in America today.

* edited by a moderator * is not an apologist but someone who wants to establish an income through his "apologetic" efforts on the Internet. He has no credibility outside of the few web sites he inhabits.

People support * edited by a moderator * because he reaffirms their fears about the validity of their beliefs.

As to the historicity of Jesus...every little "evidential" piece that comes along is quickly jumped on by some loud ChristiaN and proclaimed to be "proof" of the Jesus having existed. Why are they so anxious?

The answer lies in the demonstrated and oft-repeated fact that there is no evidence whatsoever for any Jesus, Mary Joseph or any of the apostles in the purported time of Jesus nor are there any chronicles or writings that would have certainly described the multitudes and miracles of the presence of a "Jesus" or anything not heaqrsay regarding this Jesus.

"The James Ossuary" is an example of this hysteria to prove Jesus existed. Recently discovered and quickly proclaimed genuine by "Christian Scientists" the ossuary was placed in the care of a few devoted people and they traveled all over the world displaying it (at a cost of entrance) to the gullible as genuine.

I believe it is still on tour, but you never hear in the Christian community that within a short time of its discovery, all persons engaged in this fraudulent piece of history were convicted for fraud and some served time in jail...did you? Of course not! This is the temper and times of Christian manipulations. Like the purported Paul...it is OK to lie to not only others but to Christians also when the faith is attacked or criticized.

Jesus is a well contrived, clever myth that has been around long before the Jesus you claim as your Messiah. The myth was copied by Christianity and almost all of your doctrine is a word for word plagarism of other ancient religions. Youy don't know this simply because your education stopped at high school (usually), which is a semi-literate level of academic accomplishment...or you went to college and studied anything but ancient and modern religions or you went to a Bible School (not college) and studied modern and ancient Christianity and the Bible.

It is amazing what lengths Christian apologists will go to to convince you that all the scientists are wrong and that National Geographic is just a propaganda rag for advancing these scientist's status amongst their peers. And Christians really REALLY believe this nonsense...what you have to understand is that scientists would be absolutely delighted if they discovered something that irrefutably demonsta=rated the life of Jesus or the existence of God, but they are not focused on Jesus or Gad in their researches...they are focused on TRUTH in every field.

The words of Jesus were not new with Jesus but are the "history" of wisdom for all mankind and have been around before recorded history. However, mainstream Christianity, the more educated and plausible members of the Chriostian community realize that Jesus is a myth and base their beliefs on the wisdom of his purported words rather than agitate the lesser sects of Christianity with the all too prevalent facts.'

Now that I have extensively addressed the question of historicity I am sure Mr. Holding * edited by a moderator * will come back with a few more bright, short quips-breaking my post down into the "bites" (those same bites you despise so much when you watch TV news) and rather than discourse in an informed and educated manner, Mr. Holding will attempt to get you to laugh at some nonsense he interjects.

I was invited here to debate and although I have presented a great deal of material for debate, Mr. Holding just likes to make fun of a sentence here and a sentence there in response.

I am waiting...

owlafaye
When and if you ever posit a debate topic, I will be here.

In the meantime it seems that your friends are looking for excuses to gag or ban me.

Like I said, if I am banned or gagged it will be because:
1- you can't or won't debate
2- you are obviously over your head and losing
3- I scare your compatriots so terribly with factual information that they jump in and ban me.

The TRUTH is always uncomfortable to those that don't possess it. When you get the willies from something I said you can bet I am covering a topic you have refused to question...fear is the basis of your christian religions and fear will keep you chained to their abuses.

Who attached the chain in the first place? You did...and you can release it. In the meantime TRUTH will yank that chain around your neck each time it passes by.

owlafaye

Jnthn
September 14th 2006, 06:15 PM
Oh great...another loon who's obsessed with JPH...

Just one sodding step away from dumpster diving.

J

dizzle
September 14th 2006, 06:26 PM
I imagine you are referring to my use of Mr. Holding's real name?

I did not of course, know this was a violation.

Now you know. I trust you won't do it again unless you are looking for a reason to cry.

dizzle
September 14th 2006, 06:27 PM
In the meantime it seems that your friends are looking for excuses to gag or ban me.

Like breaking a rule that you now know of? Care to explain how it is crucial to your argument or how your argument was edited in any way?

dizzle
September 14th 2006, 06:27 PM
Oh great...another loon who's obsessed with JPH...

Just one sodding step away from dumpster diving.

J

Yes it is quite pathetic.

Jnthn
September 14th 2006, 06:37 PM
Yes it is quite pathetic.
I wonder if he/she/it is a regular at the Elton John fansite trying to convert fans of "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" with the rousing battle cry of

"He's really called Reg Dwight!!! Are you BLIND??!?!"

J

jpholding
September 14th 2006, 06:40 PM
If you didn't think your audience could be swayed by cheap shots, why did you take them?

Uh...because they're accurate, as I show?

There is nothing distinguished or respectable in your manner of debate.

As opposed to what? Your constant dumpster diving and prattling on to unrelated subjects?

Secular colleges and mainstream educaters would have no problem with a Christian accrediting body for Bible study and Christian education

No, of course not. It's only when they *ahem* question what they're being told that there's a problem. Er, waitaminit....did you say that questioning was bad or good? Oh. That's right. Only bad when what YOU believe is questioned. Sorry. :lmbo:

You an expert in evolution? Maybe you can answer a question that's been bugging me. Whaddya say?

Don't anyone ever think that a "degree" from a Bible "college" will put you anywhere but at the bottom of the list in the job market.

Hear that, Farrell Till? :hehe:

wants to establish an income through his "apologetic" efforts on the Internet. He has no credibility outside of the few web sites he inhabits.

That should be news to the folks at CRI, CMI/AiG, and Summit Ministries, for example.

People support * edited by a moderator * because he reaffirms their fears about the validity of their beliefs.

Oh? Why do they support Dan Barker and Infideel Guy?

As to the historicity of Jesus...every little "evidential" piece that comes along is quickly jumped on by some loud ChristiaN and proclaimed to be "proof" of the Jesus having existed. Why are they so anxious?

I dunno. I guess Roman historians must be "anxious" about Nero and Julius Caesar too.

The answer lies in the demonstrated and oft-repeated fact that there is no evidence whatsoever for any Jesus, Mary Joseph or any of the apostles in the purported time of Jesus nor are there any chronicles or writings that would have certainly described the multitudes and miracles of the presence of a "Jesus" or anything not heaqrsay regarding this Jesus.

Pfft. Answered every bit of that in the above. So where's your specific replies? Well?


"The James Ossuary" is an example of this hysteria to prove Jesus existed. Recently discovered and quickly proclaimed genuine by "Christian Scientists" the ossuary was placed in the care of a few devoted people and they traveled all over the world displaying it (at a cost of entrance) to the gullible as genuine.

Uhhhh....you're out of date, huh?

http://www.bib-arch.org/bswbOOossuary_krumbeinsummary.asp




Update—Finds or Fakes?

Forgery Bombshell

May 16, 2006

The ossuary inscribed "James, son of Joseph, brother of Jesus" has recently been studied by Professor Wolfgang E. Krumbein, a world-renowned authority. He has reached startling conclusions that will change the debate over this highly controversial artifact. Printed below is a summary of Professor Krumbein's report; click the following links for the full text of the report and the accompanying photographs.

As this is being written, Israeli antiquities collector Oded Golan is being tried in criminal court for forging the now-famous James ossuary inscription ("James, son of Joseph, brother of Jesus"). A new report by a leading German scientist, however, may blow the case out of the water.

According to Professor Wolfgang E. Krumbein, of Oldenburg University, Germany, a well-known expert in geology, geochemistry and microbiology, "We can state with certainty that a period of 50-100 years, at least, was necessary for the formation of the specific composition of patina whose traces were identified inside the ossuary inscription."

Krumbein also examined the patina on the ossuary far from the inscription. His conclusion:

"Patina sampled from the surface of the ossuary, far away from the inscription, was found to be identical to the microscopic traces of patina, which I found inside the ossuary inscription and sites sloping from the surface into the inscription grooves (and no indication of any kind was found of any adhesive on this patina). Therefore, we must conclude that the patina formed over the entire ossuary and the remains of patina in the inscription area were formed over the same period of time."

What about the examination and reports by Tel Aviv University Professor Yuval Goren and his colleague Avner Ayalon of the Geological Survey of Israel on behalf of the Israel Antiquities Authority (IAA), concluding without doubt that the inscription is a modern forgery?

Professor Krumbein directly addresses their reports:

"The conclusions noted in the reports by Goren, Ayalon and their colleagues, originate from a series of errors, biases, mistaken premises, use of inappropriate methodology, mistaken geochemistry, defective error control, reliance on unconfirmed data, disregard of information (such as the cleaning and preservation actions performed [on the ossuary], and the use of a comparative isotope methodology despite the fact that the [James ossuary] inscription fail[s] to meet the cumulative prerequisite conditions for such tests and comparisons." Each charge is documented in detail in Krumbein's report.

Professor Krumbein is considered one of the world's leading experts on stone chemistry and biology. He has been a visiting professor at numerous universities, including Harvard, and has conducted post-doctorate research at Hebrew University. He is the recipient of two honorary doctorates. He has edited 15 scientific books and has published over 400 articles in scholarly journals. He was recommended to undertake this study by Professor Steven Weiner, the director of the Kimmel Center for Archaeological Science at the Weizmann Institute in Israel, who was asked for a recommendation by Golan's attorney, Lior Bringer.

Under the heading "Disregard of Relevant Information," Krumbein noted that Yuval Goren and Avner Ayalon ignored the fact that some members of the IAA team also observed original patina in the inscription, patina that Krumbein himself observed. As stated in his report, "I found traces of natural patina inside the ossuary inscription in at least three different sites of the inscription (in the first and last sections of the inscription)." He pointedly added (an apparent reference to observations of other members of the IAA team), "Traces of ancient patina were found inside the area of the inscription... not only by us."

Professor Krumbein had available to him the photographs taken of the ossuary at the time the inscription was initially published in BAR, the photographs taken at the Royal Ontario Museum after the ossuary had broken into five pieces during transit from Israel, photographs taken by the IAA after the ossuary was confiscated, and photographs he himself took when he examined the ossuary in 2005. From a comparison of these photographs, Professor Krumbein found that "the ossuary inscription recently was altered and contaminated by the IAA and/or police." Professor Krumbein notes that "Traces of such [original] patina are evident in photographs of several letters taken in 2002."

Krumbein compared pictures taken in 2002 (published in BAR) with photographs subsequently used in presentations by Goren. In the 2002 photographs there is hardly any filling inside the letters, filling that Goren called the "inscription coating" and more sarcastically (implying a forgery) as the James Bond. This, according to Goren was the paste or adhesive (the bond) used by the forgers to cover the evidence of a modern forged engraving. Krumbein reported that later photographs, taken in 2003 by the IAA, do "show the presence of a 'granular' coating [the inscription coating or James Bond]." On Krumbein's examination in 2005, however, he "saw no traces of such granular coating inside these letters, because these had been recently removed by the IAA/police." Krumbein then observes, "This could be taken as a documentation of deliberate manipulation of the inscription patina by the IAA and/or police during the custody period."

The Krumbein report goes on: While the ossuary was in the custody of he IAA "The inscription and surrounding areas was contaminated using silicon-like red material, preventing more comprehensive tests to confirm or disprove previous test results." The red material was apparently used to make a cast of the inscription. The remains of this material are visible in many of the photographs Krumbein took in 2005.

The Krumbein report also accuses the IAA of ignoring exculpatory evidence. In his report for the IAA, Professor Goren states: "The inscription has been engraved or cleaned over its entire length in the modern age." In their scientific publication Goren and his colleagues acknowledge that the inscription was "freshly cleaned." The Krumbein report charges that "The IAA completely ignored these statements and specifically ignored the ramifications of the cleaning," which would account for the presence of the inscription coating.

Goren and Ayalon conducted oxygen isotope tests on the inscription coating (or James Bond), which in their report is the basis for concluding that the inscription is a forgery. The Krumbein report states that "the isotopic tests conducted on the ossuary inscription patina are irrelevant and can provide no indication of the dating of the inscription production, because the item fails to meet the prerequisite conditions, which are necessary if such tests should bear any scientific meaning." The Krumbein report explains at great length why this is so.

Professor Goren also condemned the ossuary inscription because he found microfossils of nanoplankton (coccoliths) in the inscription coating that, in Professor Goren's words, "are abundant in marine-derived sedimentary rocks (such as chalk), but are nonexistent in terrain-derived sediments. This phenomenon is unique to the inscription coating and was never observed in the other patina samples."

Krumbein directly contradicts Professor Goren:

"Contrary to Professor Goren's opinion, marine microfossils, unobservable to the naked eye, are commonly found in the patina on stone artifacts from the Jerusalem region and were found by us on the ossuary also at places far away from the inscription. Not only do they not indicate a forgery, their presence in the patina reinforces the arguments supporting the authenticity of such items...Over 150 years of literature it was established that all kinds of microfossil remains are permanently blown by wind and storm into the atmosphere and deposited on exposed surfaces and even penetrate into caves."

Professor Krumbein concludes:

"The patina covering several of the inscription letters is no less authentic than the patina covering the other parts of the ossuary, which, according to the IAA team, is authentic."

Professor Krumbein also analyzes the Yehoash (or Jehoash) inscription and the ornamentation on a stone oil lamp, both of which have been charged to be forgeries. In these cases, too, Professor Krumbein finds evidence supporting the authenticity of the inscription and the ornamentation.

all persons engaged in this fraudulent piece of history were convicted for fraud and some served time in jail...did you?

Um, yeah. We talked about it here. And you missed the above, wot?

The myth was copied by Christianity and almost all of your doctrine is a word for word plagarism of other ancient religions.

Oooh. He's been readin' Acharya? What religion, schleppie? Wanna debate names? Mithra? Dionysus? Choose your poison. :hehe:


blah blah blah blah sermon

Where's the beef, sammy?


Now that I have extensively addressed the question of historicity

And also cured cancer, flown to Pluto and back, and invented a new and more effective deodorant.

than discourse in an informed and educated manner, Mr. Holding will attempt to get you to laugh at some nonsense he interjects.

Your message did all that already. There wasn't a single answer to one thing I said in the first message; all you presented was stuff it answered already (eg, appeal to the "Remsberg's list" methodology).

I knew this would be an embarrassment to you once you got here. All we need is the laugh track. :lmbo:

Little Shepherd
September 14th 2006, 07:09 PM
I read the initial post and one thing confused me:

Eusebius says that many early Christians came from a particular group, the therapeautea. Philo said this group existed before Christ. JPH says this means that Eusebius got his chronology mixed up, but that doesn't make sense to me. If many Christians came from the group, wouldn't it make sense that the group existed prior to his coming? Many early Christians came from the Pharisees as well, and the Pharisees predate Christ's coming.

Maybe I read something wrong, but at the moment I don't get it.

jpholding
September 14th 2006, 07:22 PM
Eusebius says that many early Christians came from a particular group, the therapeautea. Philo said this group existed before Christ. JPH says this means that Eusebius got his chronology mixed up, but that doesn't make sense to me.

Maybe I'm missing something because I'm not sure what the problem is....I'll look again tomorrow.

LS, check my newest Shrike Team update....you'll like it. :wink:

P-Dunn
September 15th 2006, 11:23 PM
Like I said, if I am banned or gagged it will be because:
1- you can't or won't debate
2- you are obviously over your head and losing
3- I scare your compatriots so terribly with factual information that they jump in and ban me.
Pbthbpthbpthbth. :lol:

Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that, or else it would be coming out of my nose right now.

lilpixieofterror
September 16th 2006, 06:17 AM
Gosh JPH why do you got to be bringing in someone who have JPHOCD? You should bring in some regular screwballs to mess with (like myth buster).

Crystal

The Curtmudgeon
September 16th 2006, 02:52 PM
I imagine you are referring to my use of Mr. Holding's real name?

...Of course it makes it just that much more interesting to see that he is hiding under a false name.

owlafaye
I wonder if he/she/it is a regular at the Elton John fansite trying to convert fans of "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" with the rousing battle cry of

"He's really called Reg Dwight!!! Are you BLIND??!?!"

J

I can just see all these "hiding under a false name" morons lined up to point fingers at Sam Clemens, Charles Dodgson, et-bloody-cetera (http://home.tiscali.be/patrick.verboven/The-House-of-Lists/pseudonym.html).

[Edited to add:] No, Jnthn, I'm not classing you with Owly. I'm agreeing with your post. I only used the plural 'morons' because Owly's not the first one here nor (more's the pity) the last one, I'm sure.

The (it's an automatic sign of a double-ought-gauge mind) Curtmudgeon

jpholding
September 17th 2006, 11:41 AM
Gosh JPH why do you got to be bringing in someone who have JPHOCD? You should bring in some regular screwballs to mess with (like myth buster).

Crystal

Myth Duster has it too. He wrote me endless emails which is why I blocked him and sent him here.

He's apparently just a little more ADD than Owly was.

OU812
September 17th 2006, 12:31 PM
Myth Duster has it too. He wrote me endless emails which is why I blocked him and sent him here.

He's apparently just a little more ADD than Owly was.



Yeah, and don't forget 'Biblischism', 'Bubbahotep', 'Pitchforkpat', etc. :lol:

aikidoka
September 18th 2006, 08:19 AM
Jesus mythers :ahem:

jpholding
September 18th 2006, 10:38 AM
Yeah, and don't forget 'Biblischism', 'Bubbahotep', 'Pitchforkpat', etc. :lol:

True, though none of them ever emailed me that I know of.

lilpixieofterror
September 18th 2006, 07:50 PM
Myth Duster has it too. He wrote me endless emails which is why I blocked him and sent him here.

He's apparently just a little more ADD than Owly was.

Oh, ok, you sure know how to find 'winners' don't you :wink:?

Demonhacktioner
September 20th 2006, 09:11 PM
owlefye or whatever your name is, The bulk of alot of your posts have little to do with the topic. (such as you keep addressing creationism) You also keep saying all these claims about christ myths, how jesus didn't exist and bla bla bla, but you never give any evidence or back-up to your claims. But I encourage you to keep posting because this is the funniest thing I read all day.

OldShepherd
September 20th 2006, 09:27 PM
I see that your "fair minded appraisal" of this gentlerman's ideas was openly hostile and began with attaching the name "bananaz" in an attempt to make him look ridiculous from the start.

In the same way you changed your avatar to "its owlafaye's brain" before I ever posted here.

Posted just in case others here don't realize the extent to which you will go, to garner any advantage that might strengthen? your poor skills in communication and debate.

owlafaye'

"Neener, neener, neener, you are one too-oo!" Is this your best shot?

aikidoka
October 7th 2006, 12:52 AM
I think there's a technical glitch with the forum.






The thread title should be:

Christ-Mythers Are Bananas