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Meh Gerbil
03-14-2017, 08:53 AM
1: Gerbils are awesome and awesome should be central because the center is where awesomeness lives which is Gerbils.

Sparko
03-14-2017, 08:57 AM
What about the circular balloons? Their center is nothing but air. Hot air. Are you saying that you are nothing but hot air?

PS your OP needs more irrelevant points and nonlogical arguments.

rogue06
03-14-2017, 09:05 AM
1: Gerbils are awesome and awesome should be central because the center is where awesomeness lives which is Gerbils.
Who could possibly argue with such a well thought out and delivered OP as this? The way you marshaled the facts and presented them is truly a work of art. You left no room for counter-arguments or any chance of rebuttal. I'm convinced :bow:

I will be insisting that Master Po start accepting applications from gerbils into the Ninja Squirrel Assassins immediately.

Meh Gerbil
03-14-2017, 01:22 PM
2: If they weren't awesome I wouldn't claim they were awesome unless I was a liar but I'm not because that wouldn't be awesome.

Meh Gerbil
03-14-2017, 01:23 PM
-- Sources please.

Sparko
03-14-2017, 01:26 PM
-- Sources please.

"Decentralizing Gerbil Poop in Random Studies of Circular Balloons," by Dr. Ima Rat, Berkley, 2006.

firstfloor
03-14-2017, 01:34 PM
1: Gerbils are awesome and awesome should be central because the center is where awesomeness lives which is Gerbils.As usual, an impeccable argument that clearly and precisely proves your case. I am sure that anyone else would be delighted to have a tiny fraction of your legendary sagacity.

rogue06
03-14-2017, 01:35 PM
"Decentralizing Gerbil Poop in Random Studies of Circular Balloons," by Dr. Ima Rat, Berkley, 2006.
Pro Tip: Make sure you spell your fake sources correctly

firstfloor
03-14-2017, 01:36 PM
2: If they weren't awesome I wouldn't claim they were awesome unless I was a liar but I'm not because that wouldn't be awesome.This second clause is hardy necessary given the ground already covered in clause 1.

Meh Gerbil
03-14-2017, 05:54 PM
This second clause is hardy necessary given the ground already covered in clause 1.
Ah, thank you fine sir.
Help me edit this paper and I'll put you down as a co-author.

Sparko
03-15-2017, 07:09 AM
Pro Tip: Make sure you spell your fake sources correctly

I did. I was trolling. Berkley (http://www.berkley-fishing.com/) is a fishing lure company.

The Melody Maker
03-15-2017, 01:35 PM
Berkley (http://www.berkley-fishing.com/) is a fishing lure company.

You mean it specializes in debates?... :hrm: