The Euphamism thread...

[themuzicman]

This thread is for phrases that suggest other things, like:

"The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top, if you know what I mean..."

Each sentence should end with "if you know what I mean..."

(Keep it clean. Don't know any? Make one up!)

Michael

[HerodionRomulus]

One tread short on the tire, if you know what I mean

[bar Jonah]

One falafel short of a vegetarian pita, if you know what I mean... :ahem:

[bar Jonah]

One spam post short of an Em7add11. :teeth:

[themuzicman]

He uses a blowtorch on both ends of his candle, if you know what I mean...

[yxboom]

She is one fry short of a Happy Meal, if you know what I mean.

[themuzicman]

Sharks don't bite him, out of courtesy, if you know what I mean..

[bar Jonah]

He had to see Dumb & Dumber three times just to get the jokes, if you know what I mean...

[bar Jonah]

He's always the one who gets picked in the police line-up, if you know what I mean. :shifty:

[themuzicman]

She gives 'dog' a bad name, if you know what I mean....

[semmie]

muz smells like stinky socks, if you know what i mean...

[The Curtmudgeon]

A Website with all the intrinsic humour of American Gothic, if you know what I mean....

[semmie]

muz owes me pearls, if you know what i mean... :poke:

[A-Man]

Semmie, you dug up a thead that's over 4 years old!

She's one beer short of a six-pack, if you know what I mean.

[semmie]

just dusting off the old bookshelf, if you know what i mean!

[Raptor]

Semmie, you dug up a thead that's over 4 years old!

She's one beer short of a six-pack, if you know what I mean.

I heard it before as seven shy of a six pack.

My fav is : "It's colder than a cast iron comode on the shady side of an iceberg."

[semmie]

raptor sucks like the 2003 Detroit Tigers, if you know what i mean.... :ahem:

[FreezBee]

I like cows, if you know what I mean

[semmie]

and :cow: s like you, if you know what i mean!

[LostSheep]

:semmiesmiley: knows how to excavate archaeological spam threads like Howard Carter did, if you know what I mean.

[semmie]

LostSheep knows how to make a :cow: smile, if you know what I mean! :smile:

[FreezBee]

A :cow: a day keeps the doctor away, if you know what I mean

[Raptor]

raptor sucks like the 2003 Detroit Tigers, if you know what i mean.... :ahem:

A pox on all your cows.

:neener:

[FreezBee]

You forgot thread rules, if you know what I mean

[themuzicman]

muz owes me pearls, if you know what i mean... :poke:

OBC has gotten what she wants... if you know what i mean...

[FreezBee]

No, we don't know what you mean, if you know what I mean

[Teluog]

Mossy is so old, if you know what I mean...

[semmie]

OBC has gotten what she wants... if you know what i mean...

muz still owes me more pearls...if you...know...what i mean... :teeth:

[semmie]

A pox on all your cows.

:neener:

jealous?

if you...uhm...well. you know. :smile:

[semmie]

bump.

if you know what i mean.

:smile:

[semmie]

:tree:

if you know what i mean.... :wink:

[Spartacus]

Abortion, if you know what I mean :frown:

Naw, I'm not really like that. But abortion is a euphemism, if you know what I mean...

He's a TWebber, if ya know what I mean... :teeth:

[semmie]

you're a weirdo, if you know what i mean... :lolo:

[Spartacus]

I'm a few sheets short of a ream, if you know what I mean...

[semmie]

:yes:...i do know what you mean, actually.

that frightens me. if you know what i mean. :noid:

[Spartacus]

I'm a few bits short of a byte, if you know what I mean...

[semmie]

you have no avatar, if you know what i mean...

[Spartacus]

He'd be easier to understand if he were speaking in tongues, if you know what I mean...

[semmie]

he'd be even easier to understand if someone interpreted, if you know what i mean...

[Spartacus]

He'd have come off as less offensive if he had just thrown his own feces, if you know what I mean...

[semmie]

he'd better wash his hands, if you know what i mean... :noid:

[FreezBee]

Tomorrow is today, if you know what I mean

[semmie]

not yet, if you know what i mean...

[FreezBee]

Do I know what you mean, if you know, what i mean