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Meh Gerbil
03-29-2017, 11:16 AM
I broke down on Sunday night and decided to have the wife take me to urgent care.
We arrived at the urgent care in our town just as the lady was locking up.
She smiled and wished me well.
I ordered the wife to run the nurse over as she walked to her car but she wouldn't do it.

A quick Google search led us to another urgent care center 25 miles away but when we arrived the waiting room looked like a feed lot.
I'd rather die then wait with all of those people.

So we headed back to my hometown and checked into the Emergency Room.
I asked for a blanket but the nurse said, "I cannot give you pre-warmed blanket because you have a fever; however, I can give you a cold blanket."

Isn't that stupid?

Worst. Trip. To. The. Emergency. Room. Ever.

Sparko
03-29-2017, 11:31 AM
"I'm cold"

"here's a cold blanket to make you comfortable"

:twitch:

You should have said "Thank you" and sneezed in her face.

rogue06
03-29-2017, 12:24 PM
Gerbils should go to a vet. No wonder they didn't want to help you.
































P.S. Hope you're feeling better

mossrose
03-29-2017, 12:35 PM
:hug:

Darth Executor
03-29-2017, 09:27 PM
What a terrible thread, it's like being invited to an all you can eat buffet and the only food on the table is quinoa salad.

Meh Gerbil
03-30-2017, 05:14 AM
What a terrible thread, it's like being invited to an all you can eat buffet and the only food on the table is quinoa salad.
I was in the emergency room because I'd just murdered an entire mosque of Islamo-fascists with a crucifix.
I had a blister on my index finger.

Trout
03-30-2017, 06:07 AM
Why did you have your wife take you?

Meh Gerbil
03-30-2017, 06:15 AM
Why did you have your wife take you?
She wants to help out.
I know that seems odd to you since anytime you go to the emergency room your wife is busy giving a statement to the police.

Trout
03-30-2017, 06:56 AM
She wants to help out.
I know that seems odd to you since anytime you go to the emergency room your wife is busy giving a statement to the police.

I got in a little fender bender and totalled my pickup, a while back. I had a fractured skull, broken jaw and smashed cheek bone. I recall asking Leroy if he could get me to the hospital for my surgery. He said, "yes, but you'll have to find a ride home, I'm busy later".

Trout
03-30-2017, 07:36 AM
Another time me and some guys got in a little disagreement and during the process of talking it through I ended up covered in blood, somehow during the conversation my ear had almost been removed. I called Leroy from the ER a few towns over and asked if he would give me a ride home. He came and got me, but made me ride in the bed of his pickup because he didn't want to get blood on his new seat cover. It was like an hour drive home. I would have hitchhiked but I looked like an axe murderer.

Sparko
03-30-2017, 09:38 AM
Who's Leroy?

mossrose
03-30-2017, 09:43 AM
Who's Leroy?

You don't remember Leroy?

:no:

Sparko
03-30-2017, 10:04 AM
You don't remember Leroy?

:no:

Leroy Jethro Gibbs?

mossrose
03-30-2017, 10:15 AM
:no:

Trouty's brother.

Meh Gerbil
03-30-2017, 10:19 AM
Who's Leroy?
I've met Leroy in person.
He is a force of nature.

Sparko
03-30-2017, 10:37 AM
:no:

Trouty's brother.Gibbs is Trout's brother? wow. I bet Trout got a lot of head slaps as a kid (hmm that explains a lot)

Trout
03-30-2017, 02:54 PM
Who's Leroy?

Exactly

mossrose
03-30-2017, 03:28 PM
I miss Leroy.

:frown:

NorrinRadd
03-30-2017, 06:37 PM
"I'm cold"

"here's a cold blanket to make you comfortable"

:twitch:

You should have said "Thank you" and sneezed in her face.

Should have feigned febrile delirium and taken a leak on her leg.

Carrikature
04-03-2017, 03:56 PM
Last name isn't Jenkins, is it?


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