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Meh Gerbil
03-31-2017, 06:23 AM
I want everyone to know that management at 'The Drama Club' has been working hand in hand with Russian agents since forever.
We also have ties to North Korea and Iran.

These are excellent resources for picking up hot tips on no-nonsense governing.

Cow Poke
03-31-2017, 06:47 AM
Can you get matching shoes?

Zymologist
03-31-2017, 06:54 AM
The only tie I'll wear is a tie made in 'Murica.

Sparko
03-31-2017, 07:11 AM
Can you get matching shoes?Please stick around CP, we all miss you a lot. (actually being serious for a change)

mossrose
03-31-2017, 07:12 AM
Can you get matching shoes?

CP!

There is a thread about you in the Rolling Pin!

:hug:

Zymologist
03-31-2017, 07:12 AM
Dang Soviets probably don't even know how to tie a tie.

Meh Gerbil
03-31-2017, 07:28 AM
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Sparko
03-31-2017, 07:28 AM
I have it on good authority that Russian neck ties are actually made in China.

Zymologist
03-31-2017, 07:31 AM
Dang Soviets probably don't even know how to tie a tie.

Or worse, they probably wear bowties over there.

Zymologist
03-31-2017, 07:33 AM
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I'll always have at least one reason to distrust the Russians: they drink Vodka, rather than whisky, like proper gentlemen.

Meh Gerbil
03-31-2017, 07:37 AM
When you girly-men get tired of your pandering limp wristed politicians of the West:

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rogue06
03-31-2017, 07:50 AM
Please stick around CP, we all miss you a lot. (actually being serious for a change)
Sparko is actually not completely wrong here for once.

rogue06
03-31-2017, 07:53 AM
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CNN fact checked this and discovered that Popov is made by Diageo plc, a British company (they also make Smirnoff).

Meh Gerbil
03-31-2017, 08:06 AM
CNN fact checked this and discovered that Popov is made by Diageo plc, a British company (they also make Smirnoff).
Putin has asked me to put together a list of CNN executives and their current mailing addresses.
He didn't say why.

Sparko
03-31-2017, 08:20 AM
Putin has asked me to put together a list of CNN executives and their current mailing addresses.
He didn't say why.

Fake News! We all already know that Demi-Conservative is Putin, I traced his IP address to the Kremlin. and he already has those names.