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Carrikature
04-05-2017, 08:36 AM
garrote party.







I'm sorry. I was going to tell a different joke, but I choked. :outtie:

Sparko
04-05-2017, 08:50 AM
don't leave us hanging. tell the joke.

Carrikature
04-05-2017, 08:55 AM
A man walked into a bar and asked for punch. The bartender told him he'd have to wait in line. The man looked around, but there was no punch line.

Sparko
04-05-2017, 08:58 AM
These jokes are knot for everyone.

Meh Gerbil
04-05-2017, 09:59 AM
^---- Ban list.

guacamole
04-05-2017, 10:11 AM
Ain't no party like a...

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Carrikature
04-05-2017, 10:16 AM
^---- Ban list.

You can ban me all you want, but I will always keep you in the loop.

Zymologist
04-05-2017, 10:35 AM
Which knight ate the most beef?

Sir Loin

Who was the fattest knight in the kingdom?

Sir Cumference

Who was the most suspicious knight in the kingdom?

Sir Veillance

guacamole
04-05-2017, 11:03 AM
Which knight ate the most beef?

Sir Loin

Who was the fattest knight in the kingdom?

Sir Cumference

Who was the most suspicious knight in the kingdom?

Sir Veillance

Who was the drunk French knight?

Sir Osis of D'Liver.

fwiw,
Ser Guac, the Mountain that Sits, Amole.

Bill the Cat
04-05-2017, 11:06 AM
Carrots? Someone mention carrots?

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rogue06
04-05-2017, 12:07 PM
Which knight ate the most beef?

Sir Loin

Who was the fattest knight in the kingdom?

Sir Cumference

Who was the most suspicious knight in the kingdom?

Sir Veillance
Which one was the French knight?

Sir Ender

Catholicity
04-05-2017, 12:54 PM
I guess the corniest knight must've been Sir Shucks a lot

guacamole
04-05-2017, 02:12 PM
Which one was the French knight?

Sir Ender
I thought that was the Italian knight.

Trout
04-05-2017, 05:42 PM
^---- Ban list.

What is happening to our forum? A place where we can preach the true gospel has become a den of iniquity.

Meh Gerbil
04-06-2017, 03:25 AM
What is happening to our forum? A place where we can preach the true gospel has become a den of iniquity.
Clearly the moderation team has lost sight of our mission statement, leaving it buried under old T.V Guides and vintage copies of Golf Digest.

Carrikature
04-06-2017, 08:27 AM
Clearly the moderation team has lost sight of our mission statement, leaving it buried under old T.V Guides and vintage copies of Golf Digest.

I thought those were the mission statement.

Meh Gerbil
04-06-2017, 08:33 AM
I thought those were the mission statement.
I'd blame you but how can I when you've been subjected to visionless leadership?
I feel as if you're a victim in all of this...

Meh Gerbil
04-06-2017, 08:33 AM
I guess the corniest knight must've been Sir Shucks a lot
I'm putting you on my ignore list for 15 minutes.
I hate to be harsh, but how else will you learn?

Sparko
04-06-2017, 08:55 AM
Meh Gerbil is right. We owners have been lax in our Totalitarian Duties. This changes now. I will begin by banning Meh Gerbil and Rogue06 and installing Trout as the Prime Minister of Tweb. He will then begin the round ups and interment camps for those who do not fall in line. A new section, called The Gas Chamber vill be opened and ve vill begin transporting dissidents to zer new home immediately. Achtung! Heil Sparko!