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Sparko
04-26-2017, 11:34 AM
So Amazon has jumped the shark with their latest Amazon Echo device, Amazon Echo Look.

Perfect for the narcissist generation, the Echo Look will take a photo of your outfit and then give you fashion advice.

I would think this was an April Fool's joke but it is nearly May.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_fP4pPWPw

Meh Gerbil
04-26-2017, 01:20 PM
Maybe the wife can ask the Amazon instead of me.

Sparko
04-26-2017, 01:25 PM
Maybe the wife can ask the Amazon instead of me.

That's what I am thinking! Amazon, freeing men from impossible situations!

Darth Executor
04-26-2017, 04:24 PM
Maybe the wife can ask the Amazon instead of me.

Is it so hard to just say "Everything makes you look fat because you're fat, put the spoon down and hit the gym"?

Meh Gerbil
04-26-2017, 04:26 PM
Is it so hard to just say "Everything makes you look fat because you're fat, put the spoon down and hit the gym"?
Why don't you hold off on the advice until you've been married for 20 minutes?

rogue06
04-26-2017, 05:15 PM
Is it so hard to just say "Everything makes you look fat because you're fat, put the spoon down and hit the gym"?
Saying that to any woman who has access to where you sleep is not the wisest of moves.

Darth Executor
04-26-2017, 05:35 PM
Why don't you hold off on the advice until you've been married for 20 minutes?

You should follow Trout's example, it's amazing you've been around him all this time and learned nothing.

Meh Gerbil
04-27-2017, 03:25 AM
You should follow Trout's example, it's amazing you've been around him all this time and learned nothing.
Trout's wife is one of the most dangerous women on the planet.
When I visited them a couple of years ago for two full days I thought her name was 'Yes Ma'am'.