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Cow Poke
05-03-2017, 01:49 PM
Just because it irritates the dickens out of Sea of Red.


:smug:

Sea of red
05-03-2017, 01:58 PM
How old are you again?

Cow Poke
05-03-2017, 02:04 PM
How old are you again?

Don't you have something useful to do? :glare: You are SUCH a girl.

Sea of red
05-03-2017, 02:14 PM
Don't you have something useful to do? :glare: You are SUCH a girl.
Says the fifty something year old troll with almost thirty two thousand posts.:ahem:

Cow Poke
05-03-2017, 02:18 PM
Says the fifty something year old troll with almost thirty two thousand posts.:ahem:

Yes, ma'am.

Sparko
05-03-2017, 02:30 PM
Says the fifty something year old troll with almost thirty two thousand posts.:ahem:
Only 32k? Cp you better get crackin

Cow Poke
05-03-2017, 02:39 PM
Only 32k? Cp you better get crackin

It's the quality, not the quantity. :smug: I think I have at LEAST a half dozen quality posts out of those thousands!

Starlight
05-03-2017, 02:50 PM
Just because it irritates the dickens out of Sea of Red.Don't you have concrete to be pouring rather than trolling me?

Sparko
05-03-2017, 02:56 PM
It's the quality, not the quantity. :smug: I think I have at LEAST a half dozen quality posts out of those thousands!
well apparently I need to get crackin' -- I only have 26K! But then I am a lazy pirate.

Sparko
05-03-2017, 02:59 PM
Don't you have concrete to be pouring rather than trolling me?You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you. Don't you?

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Starlight
05-03-2017, 03:46 PM
You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you.Everything is about me.

Meh Gerbil
05-03-2017, 04:20 PM
I saw the title to the thread and thought: "It's about time."
I was wrong, it was actually about Starlight.

Meh Gerbil
05-03-2017, 04:21 PM
Just because it irritates the dickens out of Sea of Red.


:smug:
Question: Why does this irritate SOR?

Sea of red
05-03-2017, 04:21 PM
Don't you have concrete to be pouring rather than trolling me?
I doubt he has sense enough to know how to pour concrete.

Starlight
05-03-2017, 04:27 PM
I doubt he has sense enough to know how to pour concrete.True. But he can photograph it happening. Or at least, he can stand by while someone photographs it happening.

Sea of red
05-03-2017, 04:31 PM
Question: Why does this irritate SOR?
Hasn't this forum had enough threads that turn into complaints about Starlight?

Starlight
05-03-2017, 04:41 PM
Hasn't this forum had enough threads that turn into complaints about Starlight?No. :teeth:

I've been thinking of a few new threads...
- A complete listing of all US military interventions and an assessment of their justifiability
- David, Saul, Jonathan, love triangle
- Should we burn down churches or just smash their windows?
and because it's expected of me:
- Baby killing, moral imperative or practical necessity?

Meh Gerbil
05-03-2017, 04:42 PM
Hasn't this forum had enough threads that turn into complaints about Starlight?
I could forbid future threads about Starlight in The Drama Club.
Unfortunately, that is the extent of my power here at TWEB - at least until I take over mossrose's forum in about a week.

Meh Gerbil
05-03-2017, 04:51 PM
Should we burn down churches or just smash their windows?
You have my attention.

Cow Poke
05-03-2017, 06:01 PM
Don't you have concrete to be pouring rather than trolling me?

That's scheduled for Friday morning, but we just got rain, so.....

Cow Poke
05-03-2017, 06:02 PM
Question: Why does this irritate SOR?

Cause he needs joy in his life.

Cow Poke
05-03-2017, 06:02 PM
I doubt he has sense enough to know how to pour concrete.

I don't intend to pour it myself - I have a crew that will do that. :glare:

Sea of red
05-03-2017, 06:35 PM
I don't intend to pour it myself - I have a crew that will do that. :glare:
That's not a very manly thing for us Texas fellas to do.

:no:

Sea of red
05-03-2017, 06:38 PM
Cause he needs joy in his life.
Nah, I've got two kittens, a girlfriend, a fun job, lots of friends, and a good family.

I'm good.

Meh Gerbil
05-04-2017, 05:09 AM
Nah, I've got two kittens, a girlfriend, a fun job, lots of friends, and a good family.

I'm good.
Owning a kitten is questionable.
Owning two kittens is a cry for help.

Starlight
05-04-2017, 05:29 AM
Owning a kitten is questionable.
Owning two kittens is a cry for help.It's a problem that solves itself. They don't stay kittens for long.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 05:50 AM
Question: Why does this irritate SOR?everything does.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 05:53 AM
Owning a kitten is questionable.
Owning two kittens is a cry for help.

It's his crazy cat lady starter kit.

One Bad Pig
05-04-2017, 06:14 AM
Owning a kitten is questionable.
Owning two kittens is a cry for help.
Two kittens get into less trouble than one - they expend most of their energy tussling with each other.

Meh Gerbil
05-04-2017, 07:00 AM
It's a problem that solves itself. They don't stay kittens for long.
Is this some weird evolution thing?

Sea of red
05-04-2017, 08:22 AM
Owning a kitten is questionable.
Owning two kittens is a cry for help.
Suffice to say they were basically another persons 'trash' and I didn't have the heart to separate them - they cry apart.

One of my better decisions.

Sea of red
05-04-2017, 08:23 AM
Two kittens get into less trouble than one - they expend most of their energy tussling with each other.
:yes:

Sea of red
05-04-2017, 08:24 AM
It's his crazy cat lady starter kit.
That's cat DADDY starter kit to you.

Meh Gerbil
05-04-2017, 09:40 AM
That's cat DADDY starter kit to you.
Transgender cat lady?

Sparko
05-04-2017, 09:44 AM
Transgender cat lady?Don't make fun of zim!

Cow Poke
05-05-2017, 05:28 AM
I doubt he has sense enough to know how to pour concrete.

You just LOVE being wrong, and you do it so well. :hug:

We had four trucks emptied before sunrise this morning! :smug:

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Cow Poke
05-05-2017, 08:27 AM
You just LOVE being wrong, and you do it so well. :hug:

We had four trucks emptied before sunrise this morning! :smug:

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And, by 9:20 AM, the last concrete truck is gone, and finishing work continues!

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Sparko
05-05-2017, 09:58 AM
And, by 9:20 AM, the last concrete truck is gone, and finishing work continues!

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But where's your basement?

Cow Poke
05-05-2017, 10:35 AM
But where's your basement?

Most houses in Texas do not have basements.

Sparko
05-05-2017, 10:58 AM
Most houses in Texas do not have basements.That's dumb! Where are you going to hide your illegal servants when ICE comes knocking?

Littlejoe
05-05-2017, 11:24 AM
That's dumb! Where are you going to hide your illegal servants when ICE comes knocking?Root Cellar/Tornado Shelter...:hehe:

Cow Poke
05-05-2017, 11:28 AM
Root Cellar/Tornado Shelter...:hehe:

bomb shelter

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I'm a prepper, he's a prepper, she's a prepper, we're all preppers, wouldn't you like to be a prepper too?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCTaccEkMI

Sparko
05-05-2017, 11:32 AM
bomb shelter

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I'm a prepper, he's a prepper, she's a prepper, we're all preppers, wouldn't you like to be a prepper too?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCTaccEkMI

So when the world ends and you are hiding in your bomb shelter with all of your crispy bacon, I will just walk over to the vent shaft and block it off. When you come up for air, I get all of your bacon.

Cow Poke
05-05-2017, 01:03 PM
So when the world ends and you are hiding in your bomb shelter with all of your crispy bacon, I will just walk over to the vent shaft and block it off. When you come up for air, I get all of your bacon.

You'll never find the vent shaft. It's disguised as a......

woah, you almost got me! :rant:

Sparko
05-05-2017, 01:07 PM
You'll never find the vent shaft. It's disguised as a......

woah, you almost got me! :rant:well then I will just knock on the door and tell you I have a package for you that you need to sign for.

Cow Poke
05-05-2017, 01:09 PM
well then I will just knock on the door and tell you I have a package for you that you need to sign for.

The door comes down from a secret tunnel hidden by.....


STOP THAT! :mob:

Sparko
05-05-2017, 01:11 PM
The door comes down from a secret tunnel hidden by.....


STOP THAT! :mob:

You already posted a freaking schematic!

Cow Poke
05-05-2017, 01:12 PM
You already posted a freaking schematic!

We're allowed to do that in Alaska! :shrug:

Sparko
05-05-2017, 01:13 PM
We're allowed to do that in Alaska! :shrug:nice try, texan.

Sparko
05-05-2017, 01:14 PM
you know, you created this thread about Starlight and he barely posts in here. He is such an ingrate.

Meh Gerbil
05-05-2017, 01:50 PM
you know, you created this thread about Starlight and he barely posts in here. He is such an ingrate.
I did my best to encourage infidels to post in this forum as a means of fighting off an EEOC lawsuit.
At this point I figure I could raise the membership fee for the Super Secret Content to cover the settlement but that is only a short term solution.

Starlight
05-05-2017, 03:02 PM
That's dumb! Where are you going to hide your illegal servants when ICE comes knocking?And where's the bolt-hole for the pastor when the Catholic Inquisition comes knocking?

The trouble is that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Sparko
05-07-2017, 08:10 AM
And where's the bolt-hole for the pastor when the Catholic Inquisition comes knocking?

The trouble is that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

:spinq:

rogue06
05-07-2017, 03:53 PM
And where's the bolt-hole for the pastor when the Catholic Inquisition comes knocking?

The trouble is that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
And those blasted comfy chairs.

Cow Poke
05-08-2017, 01:13 PM
you know, you created this thread about Starlight and he barely posts in here. He is such an ingrate.

I only did it to annoy Sea, and it worked. :smug: