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Meh Gerbil
05-04-2017, 06:18 AM
Okay, some of you may know that I enjoy a toasted burrito every morning for second breakfast.
Anyways the oven is broken and it has been removed for repairs; however, the burrito guy keeps delivering burritos.
So now there is this massive pile of burritos in the refrigerator but no way to eat them:

22198

Will they just keep packing them in there?
Will we ever get to eat them again?
I've never seen anything like this before!

I thought about jumping off the roof of the administration building but the door to the roof is locked.
I thought about taking a hostage but with no burritos the police would starve us out.

Any advice is appreciated.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 06:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnF1jmxAC3E

mossrose
05-04-2017, 07:34 AM
Don't you have a spare microwave oven you can bring from home?

Or a book of matches?

Sparko
05-04-2017, 07:45 AM
Don't you have a spare microwave oven you can bring from home?

Or a book of matches?Or antifa protestors? :mob:

Meh Gerbil
05-04-2017, 07:59 AM
Don't you have a spare microwave oven you can bring from home?

Or a book of matches?
You cannot microwave them as they'll be nothing but mush.
As for matches, our campus is smoke free - if I have matches I might get busted.

Thanks for trying.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 08:31 AM
What kind of oven were you using?

Meh Gerbil
05-04-2017, 08:35 AM
What kind of oven were you using?
It was a heavy duty unit that somehow heated the inside and crispied the outside in 45 seconds.

thewriteranon
05-04-2017, 08:39 AM
What a coincidence! I need that exact number of burritos.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 08:50 AM
It was a heavy duty unit that somehow heated the inside and crispied the outside in 45 seconds.A nuclear blast furnace then. I can see why they took that away from you.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 08:52 AM
OK here is what you do...

(It won't be perfect but you will have a warm burrito. might not be crispy)

Take some home with you. Heat one up in the morning in your regular oven. Wrap it in tinfoil and put it in a thermos. It will remain warm until later.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 08:56 AM
Alternately take a burrito and open up your PC. Put the Burrito next to the CPU and graphics card, then play extreme video games until it warms up.

You're welcome.

Meh Gerbil
05-04-2017, 01:08 PM
'Crispy' is the entire point.
If you cannot get me 'Crispy' then you've failed.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 01:12 PM
'Crispy' is the entire point.
If you cannot get me 'Crispy' then you've failed.

burritos are not supposed to be crispy. If they are they are either dried out, or they are chimichangas.

The Melody Maker
05-04-2017, 01:37 PM
'Crispy' is the entire point.
If you cannot get me 'Crispy' then you've failed.

You mean like before the war?

mossrose
05-04-2017, 04:57 PM
You mean like before the war?

I can't email you!

:bawl:

Darth Executor
05-04-2017, 08:24 PM
i bought my toaster oven for 30 bucks. buy one, microwave them until they soften up then finish them in the toaster oven.