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Meh Gerbil
05-04-2017, 11:30 AM
I think I've lost my faith.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 11:35 AM
Wrong.

I am mentioned in the Bible, in the OLD Testament. Many years before the first century. Your faith is safe.

Job 5:7 Yet man is born to trouble as surely as sparks fly upward.

Job 41:19 Flames stream from its mouth; sparks of fire shoot out.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 11:37 AM
Even you are mentioned in the OT, Gerbil. But not in a nice way.

1 Samuel 6:5 Make models of the tumors and of the rats that are destroying the country,

Sparko
05-04-2017, 11:41 AM
Even mossy's Pin is mentioned in the bible.

Judges 16:14 and tightened it with the pin.

1 Samuel 18:11 and he hurled it, saying to himself, Ill pin David to the wall. But David eluded him twice.

(David is much like Rogue06, who keeps eluding the Pin.)

...although, either they used the wrong pronoun (him) or Mossy isn't telling us something.

Meh Gerbil
05-04-2017, 11:57 AM
Even you are mentioned in the OT, Gerbil. But not in a nice way.

1 Samuel 6:5 Make models of the tumors and of the rats that are destroying the country,
We're sent as part of God's wrath.
TWEB has displeased God.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 12:06 PM
We're sent as part of God's wrath.
TWEB has displeased God.


Well if tweb is going down, shouldn't you be jumping off?

rogue06
05-04-2017, 12:07 PM
We're sent as part of God's wrath.
TWEB has displeased God.
Because we let unclean beasts have their own forum?

Sparko
05-04-2017, 12:14 PM
I can not find any references to rogue06 in the bible. I think he was banned.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 12:18 PM
Piggie appears in numerous places in the bible.

Raphael only appears in the apocrypha so I am not so sure about his authenticity.

Cow Poke? Well cows are mentioned a lot, but nothing about poking them.

rogue06
05-04-2017, 12:19 PM
I can not find any references to rogue06 in the bible. I think he was banned.
A good rogue always works behind the scenes.

Sparko
05-04-2017, 12:38 PM
A good rogue always works behind the scenes.
nice try.

rogue06
05-04-2017, 12:40 PM
nice try.
A successful one as well :smug: