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Meh Gerbil
05-12-2017, 10:35 AM
I'm making a list of pros and cons to having One Bad Pig whacked.
He's been tormenting me on the Civics 101 forum.

Pros
1: He's orthodox.
2: Opens a moderator position.
3: We'd get bacon.

Cons
1: The $15 it will cost to buy 2 bottles of cheap wine to kill the guilt.
2: ?

mossrose
05-12-2017, 10:38 AM
:pigpin:

You're welcome.

Zymologist
05-12-2017, 10:42 AM
For $15 you could get some cheap bourbon instead. Whiskey >> wine

Sparko
05-12-2017, 11:02 AM
I will do it for $14

:roast:

One Bad Pig
05-12-2017, 11:45 AM
:whistle:

rogue06
05-12-2017, 12:08 PM
I'm making a list of pros and cons to having One Bad Pig whacked.
He's been tormenting me on the Civics 101 forum.

Pros
1: He's orthodox.
2: Opens a moderator position.
3: We'd get bacon.

Cons
1: The $15 it will cost to buy 2 bottles of cheap wine to kill the guilt.
2: ?
Hypothetically speaking, are you looking to put out a contract?


I, again, hypothetically speaking, just might have a connection who'll do it for peanuts -- actually, any kind of nuts.



This is Little Joey.
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He got kicked out of the NSA for... well, that's classified





He works for this guy.
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You can call him Mr. Nutsy.
He can take care of the problem

Meh Gerbil
05-12-2017, 12:37 PM
Rogue,
For some reason I find myself trusting your staff.

-Meh Gerbil

KingsGambit
05-12-2017, 04:30 PM
But is #2 necessarily a pro? You don't know who will fill in the moderator position. Maybe it will end up being a spammer hawking medicinal supplies of questionable provenance. Do you want that on your hands?

tabibito
05-12-2017, 10:52 PM
But is #2 necessarily a pro? You don't know who will fill in the moderator position. Maybe it will end up being a spammer hawking medicinal supplies of questionable provenance.

But that would be an improvement, surely.

Sparko
05-13-2017, 11:03 AM
I propose to hire this as the hit man:

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The bonus is we get bacon. :bacon:

Teallaura
05-13-2017, 11:37 AM
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Another whacko gets lost in that sty and Mossy starts complaining about the smell a few weeks latter - again. :hmph:


I keep telling you, you have to clean that thing if you don't want to have to dig out bodies so often. :sigh:



:idea: Although it has cut down the wannabe hitman population quite a bit....

Teallaura
05-13-2017, 11:44 AM
Hypothetically speaking, are you looking to put out a contract?


I, again, hypothetically speaking, just might have a connection who'll do it for peanuts -- actually, any kind of nuts.



This is Little Joey.
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He got kicked out of the NSA for... well, that's classified





He works for this guy.
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You can call him Mr. Nutsy.
He can take care of the problem







Wasn't he the idiot that tried riding a shotgun strapped to a couple dozen roman candles over Mrs Collins house trying to get into her prize walnut tree? :huh:


You spent two weeks just getting the little bits of squirrel fur off the upper window sill he pancaked into - and you ended up getting that stupid shotgun out of the ceiling joist with a crowbar. :hehe:


And replacing not only the window but the shag carpet, too. :haha:

Christianbookworm
05-13-2017, 11:48 AM
:glare: Why are you joking about murder? Is that a Christlike thing to do?

Teallaura
05-13-2017, 12:11 PM
:eh:

Christianbookworm
05-13-2017, 12:17 PM
:eh:

I wasn't referring to you. I was talking about a certain rodent.

Meh Gerbil
05-13-2017, 01:09 PM
I wasn't referring to you. I was talking about a certain rodent.
I was seeking wise counsel.

Teallaura
05-13-2017, 01:22 PM
I was seeking wise counsel.

Boy, are you in the wrong place...

Christianbookworm
05-13-2017, 01:31 PM
I was seeking wise counsel.

:whack: Bad gerbil!

Meh Gerbil
05-13-2017, 03:40 PM
:whack: Bad gerbil!

I'll never ask for advice again. :sad:

Christianbookworm
05-14-2017, 06:17 AM
I'll never ask for advice again. :sad:

Just don't ask to do something unethical. :hug:

Chrawnus
05-14-2017, 06:49 AM
Gerbil just wanted to whack one bad pig. I don't see why you have to be such a killjoy about it. :shrug:

tabibito
05-14-2017, 08:18 AM
Not to mention that the term "whack" is ambiguous. What did the Gerbil intend be understood?

Bisto
05-14-2017, 08:27 AM
You'll see the two viciously doing battle around the 45 seconds mark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc86ZUul1IQ
Oops, wrong kind of pig.

Meh Gerbil
05-14-2017, 12:35 PM
Gerbil just wanted to whack one bad pig. I don't see why you have to be such a killjoy about it. :shrug:
I wasn't even going to do it.
I was going to pay someone else.

I don't see the problem.

rogue06
05-14-2017, 02:33 PM
Gerbil just wanted to whack one bad pig. I don't see why you have to be such a killjoy about it. :shrug:
I don't understand why anyone would take this so seriously :shrug:




OK, Gerb, I just need for you to sign the contract presented to you in your own blood to get the ball rolling.

Meh Gerbil
05-14-2017, 03:25 PM
I don't understand why anyone would take this so seriously :shrug:
OK, Gerb, I just need for you to sign the contract presented to you in your own blood to get the ball rolling.
How can I hire you?
I've not even interviewed you yet.

Q1: Would OBP suffer much? I cannot have him suffering as that would be immoral. (1)







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1: Why do I feel like this post will be Exhibit #23 in a trial one day?

rogue06
05-14-2017, 04:30 PM
How can I hire you?
I've not even interviewed you yet.

Q1: Would OBP suffer much? I cannot have him suffering as that would be immoral. (1)







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1: Why do I feel like this post will be Exhibit #23 in a trial one day?
I'm merely a facilitator and at the level Mr. Nutsy and his crew are at he interviews you. I will have to caution you though the more you dictate about the procedure the more expensive it gets.

mossrose
05-14-2017, 04:53 PM
Mr. Nutsy got run over at the end of our driveway 2 weeks ago.

Sorry. We didn't actually do it, but I did call the city to come and take him away.

Meh Gerbil
05-14-2017, 06:23 PM
Mr. Nutsy got run over at the end of our driveway 2 weeks ago.

Sorry. We didn't actually do it, but I did call the city to come and take him away.
It isn't just the weather that is cold up there in Canada.

mossrose
05-14-2017, 06:51 PM
:smugmossy:

rogue06
05-15-2017, 01:29 AM
Mr. Nutsy got run over at the end of our driveway 2 weeks ago.

Sorry. We didn't actually do it, but I did call the city to come and take him away.
I asked Master Po about that and he just rolled his eyes and sneered "Canadians. They so crazy." And went back to playing Call of Duty (his latest passion).

mossrose
05-15-2017, 07:14 AM
I asked Master Po about that and he just rolled his eyes and sneered "Canadians. They so crazy." And went back to playing Call of Duty (his latest passion).


Master Po doesn't care about his staff at all. There's always another one to step into the gap.

:no:

Meh Gerbil
05-15-2017, 10:10 AM
Master Po doesn't care about his staff at all. There's always another one to step into the gap.

:no:
I wish you would take this nonsense elsewhere.
I still haven't received a decent answer to my original question.

Granted, I got some heat from ChristianBookWorm for asking the question but no real guidance.

Christianbookworm
05-15-2017, 10:21 AM
Define whack. At minimum, it would be assault. You can only punch someone in self defense. You can slap them on the back really hard if they're choking.

Sparko
05-15-2017, 10:26 AM
CBW will no longer be a problem.

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Christianbookworm
05-15-2017, 10:35 AM
Was that a marshmallow? I barely felt that!

mossrose
05-15-2017, 10:42 AM
I wish you would take this nonsense elsewhere.
I still haven't received a decent answer to my original question.

Granted, I got some heat from ChristianBookWorm for asking the question but no real guidance.

Please see post #2.

And I didn't even charge you.

:no:

Sparko
05-15-2017, 10:44 AM
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Christianbookworm
05-15-2017, 10:45 AM
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:huh:

rogue06
05-15-2017, 12:12 PM
Master Po doesn't care about his staff at all. There's always another one to step into the gap.

:no:
First, Mr. Nutsy was never NSA. He's the grandson of a childhood friend of Master Po's.

Second, as for your libelous slur, I have seen Master Po sitting up late at night writing the parents/spouse about a NSA killed in action to inform them of the loss.

Nobody who has seen that and the sadness etched on his wizened face would ever disseminate such hurtful, vile smears. Go outside right now an apologize to the first squirrel you see. Word will get back to Master Po. :glare:

Christianbookworm
05-15-2017, 12:15 PM
Do they know Squirrel Girl?

Meh Gerbil
05-15-2017, 12:39 PM
Golly, CBW, you're all over the map on this issue.

rogue06
05-15-2017, 02:53 PM
Do they know Squirrel Girl?
Back in 2015 there was a big announcement about how the NSA and Squirrel Girl have become allies: http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?8259-Big-News-at-ROGUE-TECH!&p=239257&viewfull=1#post239257

Teallaura
05-17-2017, 06:51 PM
Back in 2015 there was a big announcement about how the NSA and Squirrel Girl have become allies: http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?8259-Big-News-at-ROGUE-TECH!&p=239257&viewfull=1#post239257


Translation: no, and she has a new publicist who won't return any calls.

rogue06
05-17-2017, 07:32 PM
Translation: no, and she has a new publicist who won't return any calls.
The publicist is rather miffed. The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl has missed several award ceremonies, interviews and other such nonsense since linking up with the Ninja Squirrel Assassins




https://media0.giphy.com/media/bqgDvFaDxbJLi/giphy.gif
Totally unrelated fighting squirrel-themed gif

rogue06
05-17-2017, 07:36 PM
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