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Sparko
05-17-2017, 11:21 AM
Welcome to the offices of Sparko and Rogue06 Security.

It is our mission to protect the Drama Club from invasion by the unwashed, the unwanted, the undesireables.
Such as Firstfloor, Darth Executor, Shunyadragon, Hillary and Trump.

In order to keep the protection secure and ongoing, we will require a payment of 400 bitcoin deposited into our coffers, er bank account daily.

If we do not receive the payments on time, we are not responsible for the riff-raff that could invade this area.

Capisce?

22406

Meh Gerbil
05-17-2017, 11:40 AM
Thank you for your support.
It has been hectic around here lately.

Sparko
05-17-2017, 11:48 AM
Thank you for your support.
It has been hectic around here lately.


We aim to please

...or to maim. Depending on the promptness of your payments.

Carrikature
05-17-2017, 12:56 PM
We aim to please

...or to maim.

For some, these are one and the same.

mossrose
05-17-2017, 01:19 PM
Thank you for your support.

That belongs in the other thread, my friend.

Jedidiah
05-17-2017, 01:21 PM
Welcome to the offices of Sparko and Rogue06 Security.

It is our mission to protect the Drama Club from invasion by the unwashed, the unwanted, the undesireables.
Such as Firstfloor, Darth Executor, Shunyadragon, Hillary and Trump.

In order to keep the protection secure and ongoing, we will require a payment of 400 bitcoin deposited into our coffers, er bank account daily.

If we do not receive the payments on time, we are not responsible for the riff-raff that could invade this area.

Capisce?

22406

You forgot Jed.

rogue06
05-17-2017, 01:22 PM
Welcome to the offices of Sparko and Rogue06 Security.

It is our mission to protect the Drama Club from invasion by the unwashed, the unwanted, the undesireables.
Such as Firstfloor, Darth Executor, Shunyadragon, Hillary and Trump.

In order to keep the protection secure and ongoing, we will require a payment of 400 bitcoin deposited into our coffers, er bank account daily.

If we do not receive the payments on time, we are not responsible for the riff-raff that could invade this area.

Capisce?

22406
Dang it was so secret I wasn't even aware of it.

Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to have Master Po snicker at you?

Littlejoe
05-17-2017, 01:39 PM
Dang it was so secret I wasn't even aware of it.

Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to have Master Po snicker at you?Embarassing?...it's downright scary! :outtie:

rogue06
05-17-2017, 01:40 PM
Embarassing...it's downright scary! :outtie:
Snickering squirrels, even when it's by the indomitable Master Po, can hardly be conceived as being scary.

Meh Gerbil
05-17-2017, 01:59 PM
That belongs in the other thread, my friend.

I'll moderate the threads in this forum.
Shouldn't you be knitting something?
Thanks.

Meh Gerbil
05-17-2017, 02:00 PM
Welcome to the offices of Sparko and Rogue06 Security.

It is our mission to protect the Drama Club from invasion by the unwashed, the unwanted, the undesireables.
Such as Firstfloor, Darth Executor, Shunyadragon, Hillary and Trump.

In order to keep the protection secure and ongoing, we will require a payment of 400 bitcoin deposited into our coffers, er bank account daily.

If we do not receive the payments on time, we are not responsible for the riff-raff that could invade this area.

Capisce?

22406

I received a report regarding this post.
Apparently, you forgot Jed.
You are now fined -1 MG point.

Sparko
05-18-2017, 04:56 AM
Jed I didn't forget you. You can pay 400 bitcoin for protection too if you want.

Jedidiah
05-18-2017, 09:54 AM
Jed I didn't forget you. You can pay 400 bitcoin for protection too if you want.

I have my own protection thanks.

Sparko
05-18-2017, 10:05 AM
I have my own protection thanks.but you were just complaining that I left you out.

Littlejoe
05-18-2017, 03:33 PM
Snickering squirrels, even when it's by the indomitable Master Po, can hardly be conceived as being scary.
It is if you've seen what he can do...:uhoh:

Jedidiah
05-18-2017, 05:15 PM
but you were just complaining that I left you out.


It is our mission to protect the Drama Club from invasion by the unwashed, the unwanted, the undesireables.
Such as Firstfloor, Darth Executor, Shunyadragon, Hillary and Trump.
You left my name out of the list. I may bathe regularly, but I have been stirring up Gerbz lately.

rogue06
05-18-2017, 07:18 PM
I have my own protection thanks.
But it is Bee rated at best.

rogue06
05-18-2017, 07:28 PM
It is if you've seen what he can do...:uhoh:
Levitate? Phase through solid objects? A mawashi-geri kick that stopped an on-coming steam roller? Know exactly what cards I was holding when we play poker?

Okay, the last one doesn't count since the cheeky blighter marked the deck.

Sparko
05-19-2017, 06:47 AM
You left my name out of the list. I may bathe regularly, but I have been stirring up Gerbz lately.ooooh.

Well if Gerbz wants to keep you out, it will cost extra. triple.