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Meh Gerbil
05-22-2017, 05:05 AM
In an effort to lose weight I told my daughter I'd pay her $5 for every Pepsi I drank.
So does anyone know how to set up a Go Fund Me account?
I owe her $75,000.00.

Sparko
05-22-2017, 06:10 AM
That's one way to afford college.

Darth Executor
05-22-2017, 07:38 AM
In an effort to lose weight I told my daughter I'd pay her $5 for every Pepsi I drank.
So does anyone know how to set up a Go Fund Me account?
I owe her $75,000.00.

You can save money in the future by drinking 2L bottles and saying they only count as 1.

Sparko
05-22-2017, 10:03 AM
You can save money in the future by drinking 2L bottles and saying they only count as 1.

This should last a while:

22471

KingsGambit
05-22-2017, 10:33 AM
Or just switch to Coke. Or if you're really desperate, RC Cola. Or whatever off brand Dollar General makes.

rogue06
05-22-2017, 08:08 PM
I just have this feeling that at some point the poor little rodent will be drinking the Kool-Aid :sigh:

mossrose
05-22-2017, 08:40 PM
How in the world do you lose weight by paying your daughter for every Pepsi you drink?

The weight in your back pants pocket as your wallet empties?

Or the weight of your daughter when she becomes wealthy and leaves home?

Otherwise, I'm stumped.

:huh:

Meh Gerbil
05-23-2017, 06:17 AM
How in the world do you lose weight by paying your daughter for every Pepsi you drink?

The weight in your back pants pocket as your wallet empties?

Or the weight of your daughter when she becomes wealthy and leaves home?

Otherwise, I'm stumped.

:huh:
It is supposed to encourage me to not drink Pepsi.

mossrose
05-23-2017, 07:09 AM
It is supposed to encourage me to not drink Pepsi.

NOW it makes sense!

:whew:

Edit: stupid iPad auto word thingy.

Meh Gerbil
05-23-2017, 07:42 AM
NOW I takes sense!

:whew:
All that has changed is now I have a $20 per day Pepsi habit.
Spare some change?

mossrose
05-23-2017, 07:57 AM
All that has changed is now I have a $20 per day Pepsi habit.
Spare some change?


Cold turkey, my friend.

Meh Gerbil
05-23-2017, 08:02 AM
Cold turkey, my friend.
We might not be on the same page: I was actually hoping to ask you to knit me a can holder.

Sparko
05-23-2017, 08:34 AM
All that has changed is now I have a $20 per day Pepsi habit.
Spare some change?


Here is the new deal, choose one of these options.

A> If you really want to stop drinking pepsi, drop the daughter deal and start paying me $50 per pepsi you drink. I will need a credit card number.

B> If you really don't want to stop drinking pepsi, drop the daughter deal and start paying me $2 per pepsi.

Meh Gerbil
05-23-2017, 09:51 AM
Here is the new deal, choose one of these options.

A> If you really want to stop drinking pepsi, drop the daughter deal and start paying me $50 per pepsi you drink. I will need a credit card number.

B> If you really don't want to stop drinking pepsi, drop the daughter deal and start paying me $2 per pepsi.
This should have been a poll.

mossrose
05-23-2017, 10:02 AM
We might not be on the same page: I was actually hoping to ask you to knit me a can holder.


I'd do that before I gave you money to spend on your addiction.

Jedidiah
05-23-2017, 02:18 PM
When I want a Pepsi I simply remember that I hate them. Problem solved.

Meh Gerbil
05-23-2017, 04:11 PM
When I want a Pepsi I simply remember that I hate them. Problem solved.
You're the kind of example I need in my life, Jed.