The Xavier Spam Thread...

[Xavier]

:xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier:

[Xavier]

:xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier:

35,000 posts

[Jedidiah]

Are you adequately amused now?

[Xavier]

Are you adequately amused now?
For the moment... One day, I hope to be back on top.

I used to be a contender.

[mikewhitney]

Some of these messages look like the dancing hamsters website
:)

[mikewhitney]

Oh? This doesn't take the regular smiley face key sequence ;)

[mikewhitney]

Okay. practise makes perfect
;-) 8-)

[mikewhitney]

Okay. No one should have to read this stuff. Go! Leave! Or it will get horribly boring here.

[mikewhitney]

Man oh man. I have been sentenced to do about 25 of these non-sense messages

[mikewhitney]

This is the TWeb equivalent of doing Hail Marys.

[mikewhitney]

huh. ha. hupp. hofff. This aerobic keyboard exercise is wearing me out

[mikewhitney]

At least I have a "Post Quick Reply" button to make it easier

[mikewhitney]

Am I there yet?

[mikewhitney]

Oh no! I'm not even half way there.

[mikewhitney]

Some things are worth working toward.

[mikewhitney]

But is an Avatar privilege worth this current effort?

[mikewhitney]

So could Jesus be the only true Avatar, or does the definition not quite fit?

[mikewhitney]

Okay. One last hill to climb and I will have my Avatar

[mikewhitney]

Bytes. I need to have a Byte to eat. Losing my memory. More megabytes please!!

[mikewhitney]

Must pace myself. Must get more kilohertz to the mile.

[mikewhitney]

Must save energy. Move from a 5v processor to a 3.3 v CPU

[mikewhitney]

I can't believe you are reading this stuff. You need something else to do.

[mikewhitney]

Here I am trying to get an avatar but I haven't even found the emoticons here

[mikewhitney]

Ah. The religious journeys that we can take. And the road is so narrow

[mikewhitney]

I'm sorry. The air is getting thin up here. Hope you can join me.

[mikewhitney]

Gasp. I'm suffocating. ugh. umph. huff. gmmff.

[Johnny MacManky]

Here I am trying to get an avatar but I haven't even found the emoticons here

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/misc.php?do=getsmilies&editorid=vB_Editor_001

Hey Mike, to the bottom right is the word quote. You'll also get a link to the standard smilies there (click more)

Anything like that, feel free to PM me, or any of the moderators (colour names) :thumb:

[mikewhitney]

thanks Meh_Johnny. I have reached smileyhood then. :eek:

[Johnny MacManky]

:woot: and you should be able to upload an avatar very soon. The system does some kinda hourly update, so your 25+ posts should be recognised soon.

You're right about :) type smilies not working here, and some of us dedictated (or should that be committed) spammers have Custom Smilies. You can upload these in a few hundred posts time! :thud:

[mikewhitney]

I have only been able to activate a blank avatar. I thought at first it was my security settings. Now me thinks otherwise. :argh:

[Johnny MacManky]

Mike, are you trying to use one from your hard drive? I've a feeling the standard ones on tweb are inactive just now (they're pretty rubbish anyway)

[Johnny MacManky]

Hey Mike, watch out for Mossrose, she'll club your avatar to death! (She's Canadian.)

[mikewhitney]

Je parle Francais.
Will that help?

[Johnny MacManky]

Eh, non. Elle est from Alberta!

[luv1another]

:bedtime:

[Teallaura]

Just :spam:

[Johnny MacManky]

:thud:

[Muhd]

:spam:

[mikewhitney]

Test signature. Don't read this. I SAID DON'T READ THIS.
ah. you did anyhow.

[Xavier]

Yeah, I get email notifications and the text was there.

[Johnny MacManky]

I didn't read it either Mike.

[Xavier]

:bump:

[Sparko]

dang.

[Tfbandie]

something seems familiar about this place

[Xavier]

It's almost like we've been here before.

[Xmansmommy]

I win! :yipee:

Oops, wrong thread. :blush:

[Sparko]

:xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier: :xavier:

[$cirisme]

hah

[$cirisme]

:spam:

[$cirisme]

:teeth:

[Telleriab2]

Ha!

[Johnny MacManky]

This thread's too big. Maybe I should close it down... :whistle:

[Amazing Rando]

hah

Hooray! The Xavier Spam Thread has returned! Bless you $cirisme! :bow:

[Raptor]

Post #38903

:yipee:

[Amazing Rando]

Somebody tell Xavier his Spam thread is back!

[Amazing Rando]

:xavier:

[Amazing Rando]

Could this be the longest thread in the history of Internet discussion boards?

[Xavier]

Could this be the longest thread in the history of Internet discussion boards?
Not even close.

[Johnny MacManky]

Could this be the longest thread in the history of Internet discussion boards?

:no: ...but it's close to being the deepest theological debate Xav's ever started.

[Xavier]

:no: ...but it's close to being the deepest theological debate Xav's ever started. You weren't here when I did most of my debate, young one.

[Amazing Rando]

:no: ...but it's close to being the deepest theological debate Xav's ever started.

Xavier is a legend, oh you who joined Tweb in 2006!

[Johnny MacManky]

You weren't here when I did most of my debate, young one.

... yeah, but I've read every post on tWeb... which is why I'm now old, grey and fat.

[Johnny MacManky]

btw, I lied for dramatic effect in #38911

[Xavier]

Just a bit, eh?

[Johnny MacManky]

Just a bit, eh?

Yeah, I'm not really that grey.

[Amazing Rando]

Not even close.

What kinds of threads are longer?

[Xavier]

What kinds of threads are longer?

Here's one: http://forums.filefront.com/spam-forum/143538-longest-thread-ever.html

[Dave G]

Hey! :hi::hobbes:

[Xavier]

Howdy Dave.

[Jedidiah]

btw, I lied for dramatic effect in #38911

But only about how many posts you've read, eh?

[Jedidiah]

Good to see you, Tiger.

[Amazing Rando]

Here's one: http://forums.filefront.com/spam-forum/143538-longest-thread-ever.html

Wow, they're at 54k. Nice!

[Johnny MacManky]

:tiggr:

[Amazing Rando]

:enemies1::enemies2::enemies3::enemies4::enemies5:

[Tfbandie]

:eek:

[Amazing Rando]

It's back! Wooooooo! Must spam more.

[Johnny MacManky]

:nospam:

[Johnny MacManky]

:preachspam:

[Johnny MacManky]

How big is this thread? WoW!

[Xavier]

:eek:

Hey Bandie. :-)

[One Bad Pig]

:xavier:

[Amazing Rando]

Xavier needs more spam! Spam!

[Xavier]

One might say that my very existence is somewhat dependent upon :spam:.

[Jedidiah]

One might say that my very existence is somewhat dependent upon :spam:.

Elaborate

[Amazing Rando]

Good night!

[DanK]

Why does Xavier get a spam thread named after him? And it's the longest thread I've ever seen, no less...

[Amazing Rando]

Name your own spam thread after yourself!

[DanK]

I don't know, the DanK spam thread just doesn't have the same ring to it. Actually, it doesn't have a ring at all. More like a musty thud, in a dungeon or something...

[Xavier]

My poor :spam: thread... Hasn't gotten any move since July... :hehe:

[semmie]

X!!!!!!!!!!!! :pounce:

good to see you!

[Xavier]

Hey Semmie. :hug:

[semmie]

how ya been? good?

you totally just changed your avatar. i like it.

[Xavier]

how ya been? good?
Yeah, I've been fine. :smile:


you totally just changed your avatar. i like it.Thanks.

[Johnny MacManky]

Tiggr!

[Johnny MacManky]

:spammer:

[Faramir]

:spam:

(er....it's me :faramir: with a new name0

[Johnny MacManky]

:spam:

(er....it's me :faramir: with a new name0

Shouldn't that smilie be :fartamir: ?

[Jedidiah]

Hey Tiger. Good to see that you are around - at least occasionally.

[themuzicman]

:hi::xavier:

[Xavier]

Hey Jed, Muz. :hi:

[The Curtmudgeon]

:hi: Big X!

[Xavier]

That is a LOT of :spam:.

[The Curtmudgeon]

I figured I hadn't been contributing my fair share and I needed to catch up.

The (woops, missed a :spam:) Curtmudgeon

[Xavier]

The XST thanks you for your patronage. :)

[themuzicman]

:bananaspam:

[Littlejoe]

does :obp: = :spam:?????

[Xavier]

Yeah, we're a little weird around here.

[themuzicman]

Actually, it's :obp: before it become :bananaspam:

We'd add some sheep, but we lost him.

[Littlejoe]

Probably could substitute possum...

[Xavier]

Works for me I guess...

[Littlejoe]

possum's a little greasy though. :tongue:

[Xavier]

We're not exactly looking for high cuisine around here. :smile:

[Dave G]

:calvin::hobbes:

[Littlejoe]

:thumb:

[Xavier]

Spam?

[Xavier]

Seems to be a bit of a slow morning around these parts.

[Xavier]

Anywho, there were some random thought roaming around in my brain...

[Xavier]

So I figured I would try to go ahead and just type them out here...

[Xavier]

But I forgot all of them. :smile:

[Xavier]

Ooooooooooo... :spam: timer.

Been a while since I've seen that.

[One Bad Pig]

Anywho, there were some random thought roaming around in my brain...

Must not have been very important. :hehe:

[sc_q_jayce]

:spam:

[Xavier]

Must not have been very important. :hehe:
Certainly not. :hehe:

[The Curtmudgeon]

:yipee: New shipment just in!!

The (don't devour it all at once this time) Curtmudgeon

[jesusfreak]

spammmmmmmmmmmmm :spam:

[One Bad Pig]

I just removed over 1200 thread subscriptions. :duh:

[Xavier]

It's good to cleanse the palette from time to time. :smile:

[Lillium]

spamity spam spam

[Raptor]

:mummy:

[themuzicman]

:xavier:

[themuzicman]

:xav:

[themuzicman]

:hi:

[themuzicman]

:yes:

[themuzicman]

:serenade:

[themuzicman]

:doh:

[themuzicman]

:egad:

[themuzicman]

:hrm:

[themuzicman]

:xavier::xavier:

[One Bad Pig]

:spam:

[One Bad Pig]

:smashspam:

[Xavier]

So I really rather like the new post design. Very clean. :smile:

[Teallaura]

:hi: Nice of you to drop by!


:spamdance:

[Dee Dee Warren]

best thread ever

[Jedidiah]

Hey, hello there Tiger. What is new with you?