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Meh Gerbil
06-12-2017, 05:22 AM
So she fed me an old burrito from the back.
Don't. Upset. The. Burrito. Lady.

Teallaura
06-12-2017, 09:21 AM
Out of curiosity, are there any women you don't routinely upset? :eh:

tabibito
06-12-2017, 09:39 AM
Out of curiosity, are there any women you don't routinely upset? :eh:

The ones who see him coming.

Sparko
06-12-2017, 10:40 AM
Is she Mexican? because if not, you can accuse her of cultural appropriation. If she is Mexican, you can report her to ICE and get her deported.

The Melody Maker
06-12-2017, 01:12 PM
That's very bad rotation. The old burritos should be up front so they can be eaten first. :yes:

Teallaura
06-12-2017, 02:47 PM
Is she Mexican? because if not, you can accuse her of cultural appropriation. If she is Mexican, you can report her to ICE and get her deported.
:whack: Bad Sparky!!!!

rogue06
06-12-2017, 03:05 PM
Out of curiosity, are there any women is there anyone, anywhere that you don't routinely upset? :eh:
FIFY n/c

rogue06
06-12-2017, 03:19 PM
That's very bad rotation. The old burritos should be up front so they can be eaten first. :yes:
Sounds like she was saving it special just for him.

Meh Gerbil
06-12-2017, 04:07 PM
Is she Mexican? because if not, you can accuse her of cultural appropriation. If she is Mexican, you can report her to ICE and get her deported.
She is Mexican but also a US Citizen.
She is always one step ahead...

Teallaura
06-12-2017, 04:12 PM
She is Mexican but also a US Citizen.
She is always one step ahead...
Dude, she's like 500x your size - you take fifty steps to her one.

I know - life on the tiny size can be the pits.

Meh Gerbil
06-12-2017, 06:42 PM
Dude, she's like 500x your size - you take fifty steps to her one.

I know - life on the tiny size can be the pits.
I'm banning you from -=| The Drama Club |=- for the next 15 minutes.
Violation: Being mean to teh Gerbil.

Teallaura
06-12-2017, 06:59 PM
I'm banning you from -=| The Drama Club |=- for the next 15 minutes.
Violation: Being mean to teh Gerbil.


How can you tell?

Meh Gerbil
06-13-2017, 05:12 AM
How can you tell?
I banned you at 9:42 PM.
You didn't post again until 9:59 PM.

Thanks for honoring the ban and taking your lumps.

Sparko
06-13-2017, 08:30 AM
She is Mexican but also a US Citizen.
She is always one step ahead...

Dang. Them Mexicans are sneaky!

What if the Melody Maker was right and they put the NEW burritos in the back and she was actually being NICE to you because she thinks you are cute?

Meh Gerbil
06-13-2017, 09:01 AM
What if the Melody Maker was right and they put the NEW burritos in the back and she was actually being NICE to you because she thinks you are cute?
50/50.
The being cute part is plausible.
Melody Maker being right is implausible.

Teallaura
06-13-2017, 10:06 AM
I banned you at 9:42 PM.
You didn't post again until 9:59 PM.

Thanks for honoring the ban and taking your lumps.
<neglects to mention she was offline during that time>

Teallaura
06-13-2017, 10:07 AM
Dang. Them Mexicans are sneaky!

What if the Melody Maker was right and they put the NEW burritos in the back and she was actually being NICE to you because she thinks you are cute?


Wouldn't that signal one of the Bowl Judgments was beginning?

:eek:

Sparko
06-13-2017, 10:12 AM
Wouldn't that signal one of the Bowl Judgments was beginning?

:eek:

22761

I judge it at 3 stars.

rogue06
06-13-2017, 04:57 PM
Dang. Them Mexicans are sneaky!

What if the Melody Maker was right and they put the NEW burritos in the back and she was actually being NICE to you because she thinks you are cute?
The rodent being mentioned in the same sentence as the word cute is something I might have bet would never happen.

Teallaura
06-13-2017, 05:48 PM
Gerbils ARE cute. :yes:


Mehs, not so much....

Meh Gerbil
06-13-2017, 06:28 PM
<neglects to mention she was offline during that time>
My bans aren't from this forum; they're from the entire internet.