Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Busheses]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Busheses]

To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

PAT BUCHANAN

[Busheses]

Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed,
I've not been told!

DR. SEUSS

[Busheses]

To die. In the rain. Alone.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

[Busheses]

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

[Busheses]

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

GRANDPA

[Busheses]

Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side."
That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all
chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken
should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

JERRY FALWELL

[Busheses]

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

ARISTOTLE

[Busheses]

it was a historical inevitability.

KARL MARX

[Busheses]

What chicken?

RONALD REAGAN

[Busheses]

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK

[Busheses]

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

FOX MULDER

[Busheses]

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

FREUD

[Busheses]

I have just released eChicken , which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook--and Internet
Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

BILL GATES

[Busheses]

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

EINSTEIN

[Busheses]

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

BILL CLINTON

(I hope he doesn't hate me for this one)

(You know I love ya Bill)

[Busheses]

The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN

[Busheses]

I missed one?

COLONEL SANDERS

[Busheses]

I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the president of the United States of America in an effort to distract law enforcement
officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just
another pawn in the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme to destruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer
the chicken unconditional immunity provided she co-operates fully with or investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other
side of the road until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations have been completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid
Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev. Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the bird
may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers.)

KEN STARR

[Busheses]

There you have it. Now you know why the chicken crossed the road

[Busheses]

And I am closer to the 500 points I need than I was a couple of hours ago.

[RumTumTugger]

Try the word association games, Last poster and the Can we do it thread. you'll find lots of help.

[BurntOffering]

To serve that Yard bird on the other side with a summons to appear in Court, because she needed child support. :lmbo:

As Ive told in the "subject matter" which came first the chicken or the egg. :whack:

Peace out