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Trout
December 8th 2003, 08:13 PM
A Polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender,


"I'll have a gin...............................................................and tonic."


The Bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"



The bear answers, "I don't know. My father had them, too!" :rofl:
Em7add11
December 8th 2003, 08:14 PM
:doh:
Trout
December 8th 2003, 09:15 PM
:shocked:
Xavier
December 8th 2003, 09:46 PM
:shifty:
AcousticJS
December 9th 2003, 06:28 AM
:lol:

I like corny jokes! Really bad puns are the best!
Queen
December 9th 2003, 07:53 AM
:lmbo:



http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1181.gif
robert65
December 9th 2003, 08:37 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Busheses
December 9th 2003, 02:32 PM
Oh, like at that lazy thing on the snow. Paws up and all.
NSMinistries
December 9th 2003, 02:52 PM
:doh:
themuzicman
December 9th 2003, 02:55 PM
A polar bear, three polacks, Bill Clinton, Santa Claus, the Pope, an honest lawyer, two strings and 3 blonds walk into a bar... And the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of JOKE?"
Queen
December 12th 2003, 06:42 AM
:huh:
Queen
December 12th 2003, 06:43 AM
:lmbo: :lmbo: :lmbo: :lmbo:
brother vinny
April 13th 2006, 08:20 PM
:bump:
Meh_Gerbil
April 13th 2006, 08:22 PM
I don't tell dirty liquor jokes.
Corrupts the youth.

Trout = Corrupts Youth
Mark_S
April 13th 2006, 08:25 PM
:lmbo: Muz
semmie
April 13th 2006, 08:54 PM
A Polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender,


"I'll have a gin...............................................................and tonic."


The Bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"



The bear answers, "I don't know. My father had them, too!" :rofl:
:rofl:
Trout
April 13th 2006, 10:53 PM
BV is like a walking talking poke in the eye.
Jade
April 15th 2006, 12:41 PM
Whatever happened to the Trout who started this thread? :huh:
flipper
April 15th 2006, 01:39 PM
My favorite joke ever is a knock-knock joke.

Wait, no, hear me out. It was the first fresh, original knock-knock joke I had heard since I was about nine. I heard it on the Doctor Katz show that Comedy Central used to run.

It works much better with audio, but I'm sure you'll get the idea.

*ahem*

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"The interrupting cow."

"The interrupt-"

*MOOOooOOOOOooOOOOO!!!* (to be interjected as obnoxiously as possible)




~taaaaa-daaaaah~

Enjoy the buffet!
Minnesota
April 15th 2006, 02:32 PM
flipper,

I actually chuckled out loud at that one. :thumb:
wfaber
April 15th 2006, 03:31 PM
A panda bear walked into a bar, ate a meal, took out a gun and shot it, then walked out of the bar.
norwegen
April 15th 2006, 03:37 PM
Three men are walking into a bar. Two of the men duck. The third one walks into the bar.
{Tim}
April 21st 2006, 03:00 AM
My favorite joke ever is a knock-knock joke.

Wait, no, hear me out. It was the first fresh, original knock-knock joke I had heard since I was about nine. I heard it on the Doctor Katz show that Comedy Central used to run.

It works much better with audio, but I'm sure you'll get the idea.

*ahem*

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"The interrupting cow."

"The interrupt-"

*MOOOooOOOOOooOOOOO!!!* (to be interjected as obnoxiously as possible)




~taaaaa-daaaaah~

Enjoy the buffet!
:lmbo:

There's this set of knock knock jokes that cracked me up when I was in grade 4. For best effect, tell them in order...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna other mosquito.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother mosquito.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yeti.
Yeti who?
Yeti nother mosquito.


Use it to entertain little kids, or something. :hehe: