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Sparko
04-01-2014, 11:09 AM
Fellas,

It's time to stop being a doormat and learn to train your wives!

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-S-0dfgRiCWM/UtG8_D1C0RI/AAAAAAAAdXM/VJH3ccOKog4/w500/imagesdf.jpg

Sparko
04-01-2014, 11:12 AM
Lesson 1

Garbage in, Garbage out.

You have to start with the right raw materials. For instance, this is NOT good wife material:

http://tomfernandez28.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/liberal.jpg

Apologiaphoenix
04-01-2014, 06:07 PM
Let it be noted that Sparko is still single...

Jedidiah
04-01-2014, 09:30 PM
Well, I would be single if I had not gotten married.

Sparko
04-02-2014, 05:48 AM
Well, I would be single if I had not gotten married.

good advice Jed! :clap:

Jedidiah
04-02-2014, 10:04 AM
Glad to share my wisdom.

Sparko
04-02-2014, 10:08 AM
If your wife ever asks, does this dress make me look fat? Tell her "No dear. It's the extra 30 pounds on your butt that makes you look fat"

Apologiaphoenix
04-02-2014, 10:16 AM
I think Athol Kay gives a better answer to that.

Sparko
04-02-2014, 10:22 AM
Lesson 2 - Learning names of things.

Difficulty: Moderate
Prerequisite: None
Items Needed: Clicker, Treats (chocolates, sparklies, etc)

Wives are a lot smarter than we give them credit for and can learn the names of all sorts of things. A redhead named Bambi currently holds the record for the largest wife vocabulary, having learned the names of over 1000 different items. Wives aren't limited to objects, they can learn the names of people and other wives as well. Wouldn't it be nice if your wife knew your kids' names? You can teach your wife the names of all her toys, the TV remote, or a place like the kitchen or the bedroom.

Step 1: Have your wife touch your hand and click treat.
Step 2: Hold the object in your hand and say touch. Click treat when she touches the object not when she touches your hand.
Step 3: Call the object by its name (slippers, pipe, TV remote, etc) just as she touches it. Click and treat.
Step 4: Repeat 5 times.
Step 5: Hold the object and say its name and click and treat when she touches it.

Catholicity
04-02-2014, 03:12 PM
Let it be noted here that one Sparky is single and two that if Sparky were to ever get married with advice such as the above he would be far less likely to have children as the couch would be his nightly bed.

Raphael
04-02-2014, 03:23 PM
Girl in the Frat!!!!!!!!

rogue06
04-02-2014, 05:59 PM
Girl in the Frat!!!!!!!!
Obviously her husband has been neglecting his husbandly duties of providing proper training.

Raphael
04-02-2014, 06:07 PM
Obviously her husband has been neglecting his husbandly duties of providing proper training.

Indeed, she didn't even bring beer.

Sparko
04-02-2014, 06:07 PM
Let it be noted here that one Sparky is single and two that if Sparky were to ever get married with advice such as the above he would be far less likely to have children as the couch would be his nightly bed.
eek a gurl in the frat.

dont listen to her!!!

Apologiaphoenix
04-02-2014, 06:18 PM
Let it also be known that this is the Fraternity....

rogue06
04-02-2014, 09:59 PM
Indeed, she didn't even bring beer.
Or -- need I even say it? -- Bacon!

Sparko
04-03-2014, 05:43 AM
Don't let your wife post in the fraternity or even get near your computer. It will just confuserate her.

http://everythinggirlslove.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/woman-social-media-addiction.jpg



This woman read that the interwebz wanted to store a cookie on her computer...

http://www.shinyshiny.tv/crazy-computer-woman.jpg

KingsGambit
04-03-2014, 06:05 AM
Indeed, she didn't even bring beer.

Did somebody say beer?

Sparko
04-03-2014, 06:37 AM
Did somebody say beer?

You sir, need to properly train your wife to know her limits!

Here is a helpful training video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w&list=PLijKneRXp7V3PTNzf3rrzrpmef8a5rNgN

rogue06
04-09-2014, 05:03 PM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2095451904/h4CA99487/

rogue06
04-09-2014, 05:08 PM
http://www.j-walk.com/other/goodwife/images/goodwifeguide.gif

rogue06
04-09-2014, 05:10 PM
https://dully.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/maritalchart.jpg?w=610

Sparko
04-22-2014, 01:15 PM
http://lh4.ggpht.com/__zoKJ77EvEc/TIewF5h1XvI/AAAAAAAAHYE/5SyQ6tGDeFw/vintage-sexist-ads%20%2817%29%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

http://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/creditfreerepublic.jpeg?w=584

rogue06
04-24-2014, 08:31 AM
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j127/rcrush/wtf.jpg