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$cirisme
January 1st 2004, 07:02 PM
Hey, it's only fair :teeth:

1. He keeps bumping old threads..
Bob Jenkins
January 1st 2004, 07:06 PM
1. He keeps bumping old threads..

That's the only reason to like him!!!!!
bar Jonah
January 1st 2004, 07:06 PM
2. He's not a Mid-Acts dispensationalist

3. He's not an Open Theist

4. His name is Jaltus. I mean... what is a jaltus, anyway? :noid:
luv1another
January 2nd 2004, 01:28 AM
:huh: :noid: But I DO like Jaltus :eek: :truce:
JardinPrayer
January 2nd 2004, 01:29 AM
I think I like Jaltus. I mean, I don't really know him very well, but we're supposed to love one another, right?

So, I guess I love Jaltus, then.

I'm confused.

What page were we on?
Em7add11
January 2nd 2004, 01:31 AM
5. He smells funny.
Xmansmommy
January 2nd 2004, 01:34 AM
6. He's so darned lovable it's sickening. :teeth:
Dave G
January 2nd 2004, 01:41 AM
Yeah, if we say we like Jaltus, does that take one away?

:huh:
Xmansmommy
January 2nd 2004, 01:47 AM
:nsm:
bar Jonah
January 2nd 2004, 01:52 AM
dmg_73072:
Yeah, if we say we like Jaltus, does that take one away?
:huh:
No. :noid:


luv1another:
:huh: :noid: But I DO like Jaltus :eek: :truce:


JardinPrayer:
I think I like Jaltus. I mean, I don't really know him very well, but we're supposed to love one another, right?

So, I guess I love Jaltus, then.

I'm confused.

What page were we on?
7. Because Luv likes him.

8. Because Jar-Jar likes him

:grin:
Patroclus
January 2nd 2004, 05:24 AM
9. Because he knows his Greek far better than most people

10. Because Santa Claus is a Balrog

11. Because I can't figure out where the name Jaltus comes from.

12. Because he secretly corrects the grammar of moderators with big hair.

13. Because he hates the Simpsons
Paulbarbee
January 2nd 2004, 06:05 AM
He hates the Simpsons? No one who hates the Simpsons can be corect! :noid: :tongue: :shocked:

And that whole knowing Greek better than most people, that's another good reason.

14. I can't figure out his Avatar.
Faramir
January 2nd 2004, 11:15 AM
15. Because he's The super uber Geek.
JardinPrayer
January 2nd 2004, 11:20 AM
RightIdea:
8. Because Jar-Jar likes him

:grin:

Me don' got no idea what you's talkin' about!

Besides, that ain't no reason!

:haha: :whip:
Faramir
January 2nd 2004, 11:28 AM
16. Because he has a "reason's not to like him thread" and I don't.

:bawl:
JardinPrayer
January 2nd 2004, 11:33 AM
Oh, that can be arranged, Faramir! :grin:
$cirisme
January 2nd 2004, 11:38 AM
No one can like Jaltus. This is my thread. You guys need to be decontaminated....
luv1another
January 2nd 2004, 11:52 AM
I like Jaltus :nah: :monk2: :mine: :nah:
Faramir
January 2nd 2004, 12:06 PM
17. Because his thread generated a "Reasons not to Like Faramir" thread.
JardinPrayer
January 2nd 2004, 12:08 PM
:haha: :lol:
bar Jonah
January 2nd 2004, 01:58 PM
That's a good reason, Faramir!


18. Because Jaltus has a thread like this, and I don't either! :noid:
NSMinistries
January 2nd 2004, 01:58 PM
Today @ 11:58 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=360844#post360844)
RightIdea:

That's a good reason, Faramir!


18. Because Jaltus has a thread like this, and I don't either! :noid:

Start one for yourself...:teeth:
bar Jonah
January 2nd 2004, 02:08 PM
*hates NSM now, too*
Faramir
January 2nd 2004, 02:16 PM
19. All the people who don't like Jaltus are spending time in this thread, when they should be posting the the "Reasons Not to like Faramir Thread"
Jaltus
January 6th 2004, 05:23 PM
20. He just found out about this thread.
$cirisme
January 6th 2004, 05:30 PM
21. he just bumped his own thread
$cirisme
January 6th 2004, 05:31 PM
22. He gave us another reason to not like him
bar Jonah
January 6th 2004, 06:45 PM
23. He isn't nearly as humble as I am.
luv1another
July 6th 2005, 10:36 AM
umm we never did reach 100 :lol:
luv1another
July 6th 2005, 10:38 AM
24. he went away for a week

we only have 276 more reasons to go... get cracking guys :whip:
Mark_S
July 6th 2005, 10:41 AM
25 He uses the midnight skin
$cirisme
July 6th 2005, 10:50 AM
26. He has a stupid name. (Jaltus? What does that even mean?)
luv1another
July 6th 2005, 10:55 AM
27.he has a strange avatar
$cirisme
July 6th 2005, 10:58 AM
28 He is strange.
Mark_S
July 6th 2005, 11:02 AM
29 He can use the expression "Its all greek to me" AND MEAN IT!
luv1another
July 6th 2005, 11:03 AM
30. he has too many posts in his ask big J thread
luv1another
July 6th 2005, 11:04 AM
31. he actually reads greek...seriously!!!!
luv1another
July 6th 2005, 12:59 PM
32. he is not on enough :teeth:
Mark_S
July 6th 2005, 01:01 PM
33. And I need to ask him something :glare:
Faramir
July 6th 2005, 01:04 PM
34. He's Jaltus (isn't that reason enough?)
luv1another
July 6th 2005, 01:07 PM
35. he doesn't blog enough
Mark_S
July 6th 2005, 01:10 PM
36. He doesn't shout
$cirisme
July 6th 2005, 01:13 PM
37. He's on too much.
Faramir
July 6th 2005, 01:15 PM
38. He's on exactly the right amount of time, neither too much nor too little.
luv1another
July 6th 2005, 01:18 PM
39. he has a orange name
$cirisme
July 6th 2005, 01:26 PM
40. He's a show-off.
Faramir
July 6th 2005, 01:49 PM
41. He has small feet.
Mark_S
July 6th 2005, 02:00 PM
42. He has big ankles
Faramir
July 6th 2005, 02:01 PM
43. He likes pizza :pizza:
Dracula Girl
July 6th 2005, 03:33 PM
Jaltus is a good botmaster-wait sorry, wrong thread. That is for the 400 reasons we like Jaltus better than $Cirisme.