Reasons Not To Like Faramir

[JardinPrayer]

I'm only doing this because Faramir begged me to.

1) Faramir begged me to start this thread.
2) The books were better than the films.
3) His father always liked his older brother better, too.

[Bill the Cat]

Preterism... so there!! :teeth:

[JardinPrayer]

That would be #4, I suppose.

Imagine if all of TWeb could only come up with 4 reasons not to like Faramir...and one of them is even a lie! :ahem:

[Faramir]

4. No one likes preterist who are also molinist
5. He was so pathetic he begged for his own "reason not to like" thread.

[JardinPrayer]

Oh yeah! Now we're cookin' with gas!

[$cirisme]

6: He's always slacking off by taking a nap! :faramir: :whip:

[Faramir]

7. He only has 50 Pearls.
8. The backhanded way he goes about begging for people to give him pearl.
9. He refers to himself in the third person.(gollum, gollum)

[JardinPrayer]

10. He bumps his own "reasons to dislike" thread.
11. He changes his avatar without asking permission.
12. He won't post a self pic in my thread!

[Faramir]

13. He dosn't even have a digital camera (so that he can post self picks)

14. However, he does have a digital picture of his daughter in the Year Book (She is adorable)

15. He always goes on and on about how cute his children are.

[Xmansmommy]

16. He rarely speaks on Paltalk. :frown:

[Faramir]

17. When he does speak on pal talk, he has this outrageous "Suthern" accent.






Y'all

[JardinPrayer]

Number 14 is invalid as a reason to dislike you... I mean him (gollum, gollum)! Try again!

[Faramir]

14. He can't come up with valid reasons not to like him.

[Xmansmommy]

Ummmmm what number are we on? :huh:

He doesn't have speakers so he can't hear on Paltalk. :rant:

[JardinPrayer]

That was # 18 Linda, and is actually not necessarily as much a reason to dislike him as an opportunity to have fun at his expense! Still, it counts!

19. He won't play the Robert Tilton fart video for his co-workers.

[Dee Dee Warren]

20. He didn't have the proper moderator icon in his postbit and never said anything about it.

[Faramir]

21. He had to be told by DDW :ddsplat: of all people that he didnt' have the proper moderator icon in his postbit. He didn't even realize it until after the fact.

[semmie]

22. he didn't give me pearls.

[ApologiaPhoenix]

#23- He's Faramir! Do I really need a reason?!

[semmie]

24. he doesn't "moo."

[mossrose]

I like Faramir. You guys are mean.

:frown:

[JardinPrayer]

I like Faramir, too. Quit picking on him!

[lilpixieofterror]

I like Faramir, too. Quit picking on him!

Can we pick on you then? :ahem:

[ApologiaPhoenix]

Can we pick on you then? :ahem:

Again, when it comes to picking on Jardin and Mossy (And RTP for that matter) do we really need a reason?

[lilpixieofterror]

Again, when it comes to picking on Jardin and Mossy (And RTP for that matter) do we really need a reason?

Not really...

:apjp:

[mossrose]

:jpnick:

[lilpixieofterror]

I like this one better... :pinrev:
















































:grin:

[QuantaFille]

4. No one likes preterist who are also molinist

Umm... why? :uneasy:

[lilpixieofterror]

Umm... why? :uneasy:

I don't know... I think we're both doomed Quanta. :frown:

[JardinPrayer]

Thanks for coming to my rescue, Mossy! Together, we the picked on shall be victorious!

[mossrose]

Thanks for coming to my rescue, Mossy! Together, we the picked on shall be victorious!
:diva:

[lilpixieofterror]

:diva:

:pinrev:

:jpak:

:rtts:

:whistle:

[mossrose]

:pinkflame:

[JardinPrayer]

Where's my anti-pixie dust?

[lilpixieofterror]

Where's my anti-pixie dust?

I don't know... :shrug:

[JardinPrayer]

Ah! Here it is: :sopranos:

[lilpixieofterror]

Ah! Here it is: :jpak:

Better have good aim... I'm only 3 inches tall... :ahem:

[JardinPrayer]

I don't need good aim with that spray. I'll get you, my pretty! And you're little wand, too!

[lilpixieofterror]

I don't need good aim with that spray. I'll get you, my pretty! And you're little wand, too!

If you say so... :pixie: but look what I have...

:shot:

[mossrose]

I like Faramir.

He's nice.

:mossyay:

[JardinPrayer]

Yes...let's go back to accentuating the positive. I like Faramir.

[Kelp]

Number 19. He went up the hill and came down with all the bannanas!
20. He wrecked my sandcastle and kicked sand in my face!
21. He's a very silly person.
22. He shot the sheriff but not shoot the deputy!

[Kelp]

Yes...let's go back to accentuating the positive. I like Faramir.
Oh, were retending we like him now?


Er, yay, Faramir...and stuff.... :outtie:

[ApologiaPhoenix]

Yes...let's go back to accentuating the positive. I like Faramir.

Yes. Let's accentuate this also.

Trout likes the pig.

[lilpixieofterror]

I think my rifle scared her away. :hehe:

[Kelp]

We all like Faramir! :yipee:

[JardinPrayer]

I like the Faramir.

[Glenn P]

He has a not-very-well-known and very embarrassing deformity.

[Johnny MacManky]

woah, this old thread's nearly as old as ...

[Trout]

He is a goofy preterist

[themuzicman]

25. He thinks he doesn't have an accent.

[Jon_Day]

wasnt faramir a hobbit?

[themuzicman]

:lmbo:

(:no:)

[Glenn P]

wasnt faramir a hobbit?No, he was/is a troll.

[Rayado]

wasnt faramir a hobbit?

Nope, mountain troll. He was with the trolls that Gandalf surprised in Trollshaw, but he slipped out just before daybreak.

[Faramir]

18521. He has a thread about reasons not to like him that is three years old and it is still going strong.

[mossrose]

20000. He likes to ban people.

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?p=1924125#post1924125

[Faramir]

20000. He likes to ban people.

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?p=1924125#post1924125

20001. He banned me. (Can you belive that).......




I got better!

[Faramir]

1492 He is so pathetic for attention he participates in his own "reasons not to like him" thread. What a looser.

[Faramir]

1620 He can't spell "loser".

:duh:

[mossrose]

:hehe:

[$cirisme]

17892 he inserts random numbers into his reasons

[semmie]

17893: his reasons for not liking himself are better than the rest of ours. :thumbd: