most ridiculous church sign *merged*

[The Laughing Man]

Church sign generator (http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/churchsigngenerator/index.php)

Kind of fun.

[Bill the Cat]

ha ha ha!!

[yxboom]

kewl

[Bill the Cat]

here's a funny one I'd put out...

[Bill the Cat]

If Dee Dee ran a church...

[yxboom]

:eh:

[The Laughing Man]

:lmbo:

[Bill the Cat]

....

[yxboom]

If Christians only knew...

[yxboom]

:wink:

[Bill the Cat]

and of course, since it's a Baptist church...

[yxboom]

:teeth:

[Bill the Cat]

:yxsmash:

[Tobias Reiper]

Bill the Cat:

and of course, since it's a Baptist church...

I take exception to that. Only one Baptist pastor I've ever seen would call the congregation up to give offering, and I left because of that (Matt. 6:1)

The Catholics, as I understand it, will look down on a person if they don't give or if they don't think someone is giving enough, but that's only in the more corrupt parishes.

[yxboom]

:hrm:

[Bill the Cat]

Today @ 02:52 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=343827#post343827)
dwmitch:



I take exception to that. Only one Baptist pastor I've ever seen would call the congregation up to give offering, and I left because of that (Matt. 6:1)

The Catholics, as I understand it, will look down on a person if they don't give or if they don't think someone is giving enough, but that's only in the more corrupt parishes.

It's a joke man...

[Bill the Cat]

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[Tobias Reiper]

This is more fitting for Baptists, according to my last pastor.

A bit of background, so you don't think it's carry-in-dinner:

My home church calls communion the Lord's Supper, consisting of the standard wafer and a shot glass of grape juice. Most people see Lord's Supper and think of fellowship dinner.

[yxboom]

Darn that gecko.

[Bill the Cat]

Boom daddy is loved??

[Tobias Reiper]

Here's one I'd like to see.

Some more background, coming from my third pastor (my home church has been through four pastors in my lifetime and is on their fifth since I've been attending):

Alexander the Great was inspecting his troops, and he found one in rather poor condition, uniform all askew. Alexander asked this man his name, and he said "Alexander, sir" (Macedonian equivalent, of course). Alexander responded "Change your ways or change your name."

This was in a sermon about those who take the title "Christian" and continue to live in a way that insults Christ.

[yxboom]

Rev. Boom's response to Alexander the Great

[Bill the Cat]

If you can read this sign...

[yxboom]

:eek:

[Bill the Cat]

:lmbo:

[yxboom]

:noid:

[Tobias Reiper]

<filler to fulfill the message requirement>

[Tobias Reiper]

<more filler>

[graceinme]

:rofl: Oh my goodness, ya'll have me laughing myself to death!

[India]

My sign...

[Bill the Cat]

...

[themuzicman]

ERrr.... someone's gonna get fired....

(FYI, Miroslav Satan is an actual player for the Buffalo Bills. And I'm sure there will be a latino goalie named "Jesus" somewhere, sometime.... :doh:)

[themuzicman]

Oh, that's MUCH better..

[yxboom]

:hrm:

[Socrates]

Today @ 05:58 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=343844#post343844)
yxboom:

Darn that gecko.

What's wrong with geckos? God designed their feet and running algorithm with exquisite ingenuity, as the AiG article Great gecko glue? (http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v23/i1/gecko.asp) shows (well, India liked it :teeth:)

[yxboom]

Socrates:

What's wrong with geckos? God designed their feet and running algorithm with exquisite ingenuity, as the AiG article Great gecko glue? (http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v23/i1/gecko.asp) shows (well, India liked it :teeth:)

The gecko is a trademark of Geico, he goes all over the place selling Geico insurance. It is an American soil joke.

[luv1another]

:eek:

[luv1another]

:teeth:

[luv1another]

:hrm:

[luv1another]

:wink:

[kafka]

http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/c...rator/index.php



Lets see who can come up with the most hilarious church sign...


it ought to be fun...

[Xmansmommy]

:lol:

[Bill the Cat]

how's this??

[kafka]

:rofl:

[kafka]

i know, i know, I stole that from the simpsons :shifty:

[Bill the Cat]

or this one...

[kafka]

heres one for Robyn

[yxboom]

There was a thread already about custom church signs might be worth a merge.

[kafka]

i'm always the last to know... :doh:

[elysian]

Here we go:

[elysian]

More fun:

[elysian]

Why do Baptists remind me of Elvis? Does it have anything to do the percentage of men in the church with bad hair and polyester suits?

[yxboom]

I am merging the 2 threads together.

[kafka]

ahhh baptist hair.... short on the sides and teased up high...look for it on a sunday afternoon at your favorite restaurant, you'll know it when you see it.

[Robyn Banks]

_________

[Bill the Cat]

For the true Baptists...

[kafka]

one more for the code...

[James]

Stole this one from Infidels :teeth:

[MarcusAndreas]

:hehe:
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[MarcusAndreas]

*waits to be punished by all of tWeb*