Who is your favorite TWeb poster?

[Busheses]

People, if you have a favorite TWeb poster, this is the thread to let everybody know.

[Busheses]

Busheses is my favorite

[Busheses]

Yes, definitely Busheses

[Busheses]

I agree, Busheses

[Busheses]

I'm with Busheses all the way

[Busheses]

Busheses for President perhaps?

[Busheses]

Busheses' use of the gay dancing bananas is simply brilliant, so Busheses

[Busheses]

:frown: Oh wow, I'm touched

[TCapp]

:hrm:

Be careful. If you are so busy patting yourself back, you won't have use of your arms to keep your face from slamming onto the floor when you fall.





:lol:

[Busheses]

:hrm: Envious of my popularity aren't you?

[TCapp]

Indeed. :ahem:

[jpholding]

Never heard of the guy. :huh:

[Em7add11]

I like that one guy who makes all the posts.

[Xavier]

Em7add11:

I like that one guy who makes all the posts.

Bob Jenkins???? :huh:





:teeth:

[Em7add11]

Xavier:

Bob Jenkins???? :huh:





:teeth:

Well yeah, him too. :noid:

[Em7add11]

Here Xavier, have a pearl. :rock:


:yipee:

[Xavier]

:teeth:

[luv1another]

my favourite poster is ummm uhh what was their name again :teeth:

[mossrose]

I just like everybody! But I would have to say that my very favourite poster is MelMak! But, I am slightly biased.......

{{{{{{{Group Hug?}}}}}}}

:smile:

[Xavier]

:lol:

[mossrose]

I have lots of favourites. You know who you are.


:xav:

[Xavier]

:teeth:

[Dave G]

No favorites. Xavier is already being voted in as alumnus of the month.
:hrm:

[mossrose]

:frown:

[Xavier]

:btc: is in the lead... Unless the vote swung recently... :smile:

[Dave G]

Just kidding mossrose. Have a banana.

:bsplit:

[luv1another]

my favourite is [you]

[TCapp]

Ummm... there's that one person... you know, the one that makes posts all the time? :eh:

[emulator]

I like those posters that say stuff like:
ACHIEVEMENT
achievement is the noble stuggle of an exasperated art teacher

or
TRANQUILITY
Tranquility is what happens to lab rats just before the charge

[Cliodna Emerges]

:thumb: :rofl:

[Xmansmommy]

I have my alltime favorite...and he'll always be :brow:. But other than that, I have several favorites for various reasons. You all know who you are. :highfive:

[NSMinistries]

:nsm:

[Solly]

:wink: NSM hasn't got an idea Xmom

[NSMinistries]

:noid:

[Bill the Cat]

My favorite poster is the one I have on my wall with the names of Christ...

oh, you mean poster HERE??

:huh:

[NSMinistries]

Today @ 09:41 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=377741#post377741)
Bill the Cat:

My favorite poster is the one I have on my wall with the names of Christ...

oh, you mean poster HERE??

:huh:

Here is a great example of what to much Tweb can cause...

[Busheses]

By the way, I forgot to mention that the TWeb poster with the most votes would get 5 pearls

[Xavier]

:hrm: How do you give yourself pearls??? :shifty:

[Busheses]

:huh:

[Busheses]

That is why you are supposed to vote for you favorite poster.

[Busheses]

And get some spam point while voting at the same time

[Busheses]

That is why I vote for Busheses

[Busheses]

That way, I can get me some spam points

[Busheses]

Until I get enough points to buy me a little pet.

[Busheses]

You follow me now?

[Xavier]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... :wink:

[Busheses]

I am still not sure what kind of pet I want tho.

[Busheses]

BTW, I vote for Busheses

[Busheses]

Busheses is my favorite poster.

[Busheses]

There, this thread is four pages long now.

[Xavier]

My question still stands...

How are you going to give pearls to yourself?

[Busheses]

And unlike those "Last Poster Win..." threads, I have done almost all by meself.

[Busheses]

I will go to the jewelery store and buy me some!!!!

[Xavier]

Be sure to check out my :spam: thread in the Rec Room... :thumb:

[Busheses]

I might open another thread

[Busheses]

Send me a link.

[Busheses]

This thread is getting kinda lonely.

[Xavier]

Okay... Let me go grab it.... :smile:

[Xavier]

Xavier's Spam Thread: http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=14614

:xav:

[Busheses]

I did

[Xavier]

Thanks... :smile:

Feel free to come back anytime... :teeth:

[Em7add11]

So how many votes for you Busheses?

[Xmansmommy]

:haha:

[Busheses]

Right now? Mmmm, let me count them

[Busheses]

Busheses has ten votes.

[KeithTeasdale]

That's odd. Xavier's newly received pearl seems a little harder than usual. How odd indeed.

[KeithTeasdale]

I vote for Busheses, and I don't even know Busheses.

[KeithTeasdale]

Anyone who can pull off dancing gay bananas has my vote. I think?

[Xavier]

KeithTeasdale:

That's odd. Xavier's newly received pearl seems a little harder than usual. How odd indeed.

My apologies... It wasn't meant to be mean. But as I read back over it today, it does seems a bit harsh... :frown:

Sorry again... :smile:

Yours,
Xavier

[KeithTeasdale]

No appologies neccessary. I was just responding to the post that other guy had on the previous page where he said "Here Xavier have a pearl." And it showed this :rock:

I did that to show no hard feelings at all.

[KeithTeasdale]

I was sort of defending you. Just for laughs.

[Xavier]

Ooooo... Ooops... :teeth:

Read it that one a bit much, didn't I... :smile:

Yours,
Xavier

:xav:

[KeithTeasdale]

:smile:

Yup, I was sort of disappointed with how things went, but whatever. No big deal. It's in the past.

[Xavier]

Just a little Suggestion... Hop in on some of the other discussions and apply your ideas... I think that would assist in us understanding your point... :smile:

[Busheses]

Today @ 03:36 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=384221#post384221)
KeithTeasdale:

Anyone who can pull off dancing gay bananas has my vote. I think?

Why thank you!!!

[Busheses]

Today @ 03:36 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=384221#post384221)
KeithTeasdale:

Anyone who can pull off dancing gay bananas has my vote. I think?

Don't I deserve pearls as well?

[KeithTeasdale]

You're welcome. I believe that will put you up to 11 votes. That is until you vote for yourself.

Again.........

[KeithTeasdale]

But your bananas are purple. Nobody likes purple. Now pink. That's a good color.

[Busheses]

Mmmm, what about the pearls???

[Trout]

I hereby cast 229 votes for Leroy. . . . . . he is now the clear winner of this contest. . . . .please close the thread now, and lets all let Leroy make his acceptance speach.

[Busheses]

Who's Leroy??

[Trout]

Busheses:

Who's Leroy??

Leroy is the winner of the favorite Tweb poster contest.

[Busheses]

I hereby vote for Busheses 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times. He is now the obvious winner.

[Trout]

Busheses:

I hereby vote for Busheses 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times. He is now the obvious winner.

Oh. . . .Sorry Busheses, I declared the thread closed and the voting over.

So I'm afraid that Leroy is still the winner.

[Busheses]

Mmmm, Do you have any authority to close the thread and/or declare the winner of a competition and thread that I opened?

[Trout]

Yes, I got my power from Leroy.

[Busheses]

Mmm and who is Leroy other than this imaginary friend of yours that won the contest according to you?

[Busheses]

He needs to have some sort of authority in this site.

[Trout]

He got his authority by winning the contest. :teeth:

[Xavier]

Gee.... 2*10^100 IS an awful lot of uncounted vote.... Maybe they were from Florida... :smile:

[Busheses]

Nope, that won't work. Go ahead and submit a moderator, administrator or site owner application. Once it goes through and he is accepted as either, let me know. The process usually takes 6 month to 2 years, depending on DD's mood which is usually not very good.

[Busheses]

Who said they were uncounted votes?

[Busheses]

No hanging chads here.

[KeithTeasdale]

No pink banana. No pearl. And who is Leroy? I find that voting system just a little off.

[Trout]

Leroy will be crushed. :bawl:

[Busheses]

:lmbo: :lmbo:

[Busheses]

Here's the pink banana. I want pearls. Gimme, gimme

[Trout]

Busheses, who is Hanging Chad, and why did you vote for him?

[Xavier]

:shifty: ...... :ahem:

[Busheses]

Shall I compare thee to a hanging chad?
Thou art more stable, and thou meaneth more.
A paper square brings news both good and bad
when knocked off cards, or picked up off the floor.
Sometimes too weak the hanging chad is hung,
and often are the corners frayed and torn.
Thus hanging chads are votes that have been sung.
A pregnant chad? A vote that died unborn.
Yet shall this verdant land be ruled by dots
of paper that are easily misread?
The presidency is not drawn by lots,
but by the wishes of the folk, instead.

If counting votes by hand is all we had,
my stomach's fit to burst with eaten chad.

[Trout]

What if Leroy refuses to abdicate his throne?

[Busheses]

Do I look like I care? :no:

First of all, he never got the throne so how can he refuse?

[Trout]

Why are you dissin' Leroy?

[KeithTeasdale]

Well never mind this. If the thread is still open and the voting is still open. Then I vote an Infinity amount of times for that great talented, amazing, spectacular, stupedous, fabolous, good looking, smart funny, and did I mention amazing?, ME!!!!

I have to officially be declared the winner. I am the greatest. When do I give my acceptance speach?

:haha:

I make you look foolish. I am your leader now. Bow before me, bring the finest wine and cheeses for all. Where is my crown?

:rofl:

[Busheses]

'Cuz I'm dissin' like that :teeth:

[Busheses]

Only I can declare the winner.

[Busheses]

Hey, where are me pearls? You wanted pink bananas and I gave, now give up the darn pearls.

[KeithTeasdale]

You get one pearl. No dancing, no multiple pearls. You just get one. No more. :poke:

[Trout]

KeithTeasdale:

Well never mind this. If the thread is still open and the voting is still open. Then I vote an Infinity amount of times for that great talented, amazing, spectacular, stupedous, fabolous, good looking, smart funny, and did I mention amazing?, ME!!!!

I have to officially be declared the winner. I am the greatest. When do I give my acceptance speach?

:haha:

I make you look foolish. I am your leader now. Bow before me, bring the finest wine and cheeses for all. Where is my crown?

:rofl:


Thats all well and good, but Leroy has already been declared the winner, and the voting ended two pages ago.

[Busheses]

:argh: One pearl? What good is a pearl? I want five. :rant:

[KeithTeasdale]

Hey now!

:rant:

I clearly have the most votes!!!

:argue:

I am your new King! Now where are my cheeses?

[KeithTeasdale]

Well you tell Leroy if he wants my rightfull crown, then come and try and take it.

[KeithTeasdale]

Hey, I had to work really hard just to get a measly 5 pearls. You did nothing. You get one. At least you will be at an even 300. Those are my first 5 pearls. Don't take them all.

:shocked:

[Busheses]

We need a mediator. Everybody is claiming victory here.

[Busheses]

All righty then. Give it up

[Busheses]

How do we go about requesting a mediator on this issue?

[Busheses]

Mr Moderator Sir!!!!

[Busheses]

Señor Moderator!!!!!

[Xavier]

YES????

[KeithTeasdale]

That's fine. Invite them in. I am clearly the winner. Your 2 bazillion votes are nothing for my infinity. BTW, I can't even see where to give you a pearl?

[KeithTeasdale]

Xavier, be resonable here. I have infinity. Nothing larger. I will make you my right hand man and let you spoil in all my riches.

[dizzle]

I see you got an avatar!

[KeithTeasdale]

Errr.... this stupid 56K connetion. Too slow.

[Busheses]

But an inifinity is not a real number. I, on the other hand have a real number of votes.

[Busheses]

Wait, X, are you a moderator?

[KeithTeasdale]

I'm guessing you are talking to me. Yes, I finally did. Now if you don't mind, declare me the winner. You are the authority around here. I am clearly the winnner. Busheses and his non pink dancing bananas lose. And the Leroy fellow,he loses too.

[Busheses]

Just follow the steps to give me pearl.

[Busheses]

This is step two.

[KeithTeasdale]

Wow, that's pretty sad that I didn't see that. Have we determined a winner???????? (ME)??????

[Busheses]

No. El Señor Moderator has not made a decision yet. We have not even presented our case. We cannot have a winner yet!!!

[KeithTeasdale]

Alas, I must leave you now. I will be back on later to officially accept my position as your new King. Grovel pessant. Nevermind, I shall make you my court jester. Yes, excellent. You are my jester.

BTW, enjoy your pearl. Don't spend it all in one place.

:rock:

[Busheses]

And the moderator never appeared!! What good are moderators for in this site? They never come when you need them

[Busheses]

That's it, I give up.

[Busheses]

OK, two more to get to 1000 points

[Busheses]

And last one to 1000 points

[dizzle]

Yesterday @ 07:13 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=384643#post384643)
Busheses:

And the moderator never appeared!! What good are moderators for in this site? They never come when you need them

We suck.

[Xavier]

Busheses:

Wait, X, are you a moderator?

No, but I'm an Arbitraitor... :smile:

[Bob Jenkins]

Yesterday @ 02:34 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=386312#post386312)
Xavier:



No, but I'm an Arbitraitor... :smile:

And I help keep him in business

[Xavier]

Bob Jenkins:

And I help keep him in business

:lol:

[Busheses]

01-17-2004 @ 08:55 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=385791#post385791)
Dee Dee Warren:

We suck.

Yes, errr, I mean No.

[Queen]

Hey......HEY!!!!

And me???

God save the Queen!!!!

[Queen]

:me:

[Queen]

:queen: :queen: :queen: :queen: :queen: :queen: :queen: :queen: :queen:

[Queen]

:queen: :me: :queen:

[Queen]

:queen:

[Busheses]

I bow to you Queen

[Busheses]

Busheses of course

[Trout]

What happened to Leroy?