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Jaltus
January 15th 2004, 07:26 PM
Undisclosed location: AP:

Sometime late this afternoon, Ivo Shandor was found ripped to shreds, his bones clearly picked over by scavengers of some sort. His body was found in a large garbage receptical. Strangely enough, his body was covered with bird feathers, though the police speculate that those feathers are not related.

"I cannot believed this happened to him, " said a shifty-eyed and clearly nervous Cirisme. "He had no enemies. Nobody was out to get him. Nor were anyone's birds out to get him."

Police, however, are not so sure. It seems that he may have had a few enemies.

"Yeah, I saw him only yesterday," said a distracted Em7Add11. "He was taking some poll about DDW (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17353)..., I mean, uh...., he was by this poll and drinking an A&W....my mom is calling me...I have to go now..."

The police are said to have a few leads, but allegedly no good ones. No people are yet claiming to be witnesses of this horrible violence. The police are concerned that there is some larger issue here at work which the residents are afraid to speak against.

Xavier
January 15th 2004, 07:27 PM
POTD POTD POTD....

Fetch :em7:

Xmansmommy
January 15th 2004, 07:27 PM
:lmbo:

Em7add11
January 15th 2004, 07:37 PM
LOL

Xavier
January 15th 2004, 07:38 PM
EM... Please make this POTD and blame me... :teeth:

RumTumTugger
January 15th 2004, 07:38 PM
:lol: :rofl: :lmbo: :haha:

Dee Dee Warren
January 15th 2004, 07:46 PM
Done.

Jaltus
January 15th 2004, 07:48 PM
Done twice in fact.

Em7add11
January 15th 2004, 07:54 PM
Copycat. :tongue:

Xavier
January 15th 2004, 07:57 PM
Thanks all... :smile:


Good one Jaltus... :thumb:

Jaltus
January 15th 2004, 07:59 PM
Thanks, X.

mossrose
January 15th 2004, 08:02 PM
Ivo really bugged me. He insisted that he should have a smiley before I get one. But, that is not motive enough for ME to bump him off!

:noid:

Christianotaku
March 5th 2004, 11:16 AM
and you didnt mention me :cry:

kafka
March 5th 2004, 11:24 AM
Ahh, it seams like only yesterday we were campaigning against the list.

Heres to Ivo. <raises glass>

*3 seconds later*.... What were we talking about?

mossrose
March 5th 2004, 12:44 PM
Surely he stinketh by now!

:eww:

Faramir
March 5th 2004, 03:13 PM
Surely he stinketh by now!

:eww:
ot/ When I was a kid (about 9-10) I was in a Sunday School class and th subject was the raising of Lazarus. When the teacher read that verse, one kid thought it was the funniest thing he had ever heard. The whole rest of the class time he would say "stinketh" and laugh :rofl:

BTW. That "kid" is now a deacon in the same church we grew up in.




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mossrose
March 5th 2004, 04:21 PM
I thought that was pretty much on topic.......:lol: