Most irritating and/or stupid email spam

[JohnnyMac]

I'm sure eveyone's inbox gets flooded with junk mail (like my Yahoo account does), but sometimes the spam is just too goofy and stupid to completely ignore. If you have one that has stood out to you, recently, as being irritatingly, maddeningly idiotic - post it here, with a critique. Tell us why you found this spam so particularly annoying.

I'll kick this off, myself.


"Herbal-Rx Hangover Magic" - the #1 Hangover Remedy

A 100% Herbal Formula: Real Doctors, Real Science, Real Results!

"Partly like a pro and wake up ready to go! Hangover Magic is the finest all-natural supplement that cures hangovers BEFORE they happen! Whether you're enjoying a social event, attending important business affairs or just partying with friends...now you can keep your edge while you enjoy the social scene.

Just take 3 Hangover Magic tablets before you go out at night, and you'll be as sharp as a tack with no hangover side effects the next morning!"

Doctor Approved! 100% Money back guarantee! Plain box packaging for your privacy! Same day shipping!"

I know all the party animals on this forum will appreciate my posting this! But I didn't post the link to the purchase site!! Ha ha!

Let's see - if we read the commercial right - we can use a herbal hangover remedy, thus taking a healthful approach to negating the side-effects of drunkenness, minor alcohol poisoning, liver damage, and dehydration. Hmmm...sounds like a great way to ease your way into becoming an alocholic!!

I just wonder, too, what people are doing getting drunk at "business affairs"?? What kind of business deals are swung in a completely inebriated state? And are they binding?

"Party like a pro", eh? I think I'll avoid inclusion of any professional qualifications in "partying" on my resume. I don't think such "professionalism" gets you far in life, personally.

Anyway - ya just gotta laugh - or get nauseated. Whichever.

Enjoy! Looking forward to hearing from others with more addle-pated spam to share (since this IS the "spam" section of this forum)!

[luv1another]

Heya Keith

I just found this product that appears to be great. Me and my girlfriend tested it.
It was amazing. (deleted web link)
I think you should try it out too.

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first off my name is not kieth for petes sake...get it right!

oh so your girlfriend and you tried out a unknown unmentioned product together and your both female :eh: and you want me to try this amazing unknown product too?

maybe you cant mention what it is because it's a bomb and your really a terrorist trying to blow me up :eh:

hmm not only that but the last half makes as much sense as if I randomly punched a few keys on my keyboard :argh:

[Jade]

My husband got one that was totally in Japanese (I think), but I already deleted before I seen this thread. :nsm: Otherwise I hardly even look at my spam folder.

[jesusfreak]

I'm sure eveyone's inbox gets flooded with junk mail (like my Yahoo account does), but sometimes the spam is just too goofy and stupid to completely ignore. If you have one that has stood out to you, recently, as being irritatingly, maddeningly idiotic - post it here, with a critique. Tell us why you found this spam so particularly annoying.

I'll kick this off, myself.



I know all the party animals on this forum will appreciate my posting this! But I didn't post the link to the purchase site!! Ha ha!

Let's see - if we read the commercial right - we can use a herbal hangover remedy, thus taking a healthful approach to negating the side-effects of drunkenness, minor alcohol poisoning, liver damage, and dehydration. Hmmm...sounds like a great way to ease your way into becoming an alocholic!!

I just wonder, too, what people are doing getting drunk at "business affairs"?? What kind of business deals are swung in a completely inebriated state? And are they binding?

"Party like a pro", eh? I think I'll avoid inclusion of any professional qualifications in "partying" on my resume. I don't think such "professionalism" gets you far in life, personally.

Anyway - ya just gotta laugh - or get nauseated. Whichever.

Enjoy! Looking forward to hearing from others with more addle-pated spam to share (since this IS the "spam" section of this forum)!
yea i got that one to...