666th Poster Wins!

[Amazing Rando]

Yes, you heard it right, folks! The 666th post in this thread wins the poster 5 pearls from me! On your mark, get set, GO! :woohoo:

[Xavier]

666th???? :noid:

[Amazing Rando]

666th???? :noid:

Yessir. :yes: You heard me! 666th! :flaming:

Now get cracking! :whip:

[Ryan Dallion]

I REBUKE YOU RANDO...:glare:

[jason]

Do they also win a free all expenses paid trip to the underworld ?

:flaming: :whip:

Jason

[Dr T]

Ok, lets see how it goes then

[Amazing Rando]

Do they also win a free all expenses paid trip to the underworld ?

:flaming: :whip:

Jason


Yessir. And serving them at the beautiful, all-inclusive Place of Eternal Torment will be a company of imps to torment them by pulling out their nose hairs.

[Dr T]

Nice

[Xmansmommy]

:spam:

[Dr T]

I wouldn't be claiming this thread for Queen and country, let you american types have it.

[Xmansmommy]

:hrm:

[Dr T]

no?

[Amazing Rando]

:spam: Harder! :whip:

[ballplayr412]

I think I'll come back later around 600 posts.
:outtie:

[Lilith]

666th? I like those odds! I wanna win the trip! Is it all expenses paid?:grin:

[Tfbandie]

Well actually to take the trip YOU hafta pay fully and completely (but don't worry we've all been putting weekly (daily, hourly, minutely) payments in.

[Tfbandie]

it's the other "vacation" spot that comes all expenses paid

[Lilith]

Ah. Ha-ha. Can I be an imp then? I wanna be an imp!:joy:

[Xmansmommy]

I have a feeling not too many folks are eager to be the 666th poster to win. :shifty:

[Tfbandie]

yet oddly, this thread has more posts than the 777 thread. hmmm

[DunnySaze]

A mere 645 posts to go! I can feel the tension building.

[Xmansmommy]

:rofl:

[Lilith]

I win! I win!:noid:Somebody's going to steal my spot I know it!

[Tfbandie]

:tongue:

[Lilith]

:argh:Bad Tfbandie! Bad!

[Lilith]

I'll fight you for the winning spot! I challenge anyone who excepts to a dual!:fencing:

[Tfbandie]

:dance:

[Tfbandie]

:innocent:

[Lilith]

Were you just hitting on me Tfbandie?:twitch:

[themuzicman]

Did I win?

[Lilith]

umm . . . sorry.:brood:

[C. D. Ward]

Too bad for all of you...I win!

[Mujibur]

Are we there yet? Did I win? ...looks at post #. Shoot. Missed it by that much.

[Xmansmommy]

:spam:

[Tfbandie]

:tongue:

[Xmansmommy]

Well, let's get this party rollin'! :cheers:

[Xmansmommy]

:ponder:

[Xmansmommy]

:teeth:

Oh I hate the 15 sec rule! :rant:

[Xmansmommy]

Ok if you're good you can type just enough words to bypass the 15 sec limit. :woot:

[Xmansmommy]

Er....uh........ that should be :bwoot:! :doh:

[Tfbandie]

:innocent:

[Xmansmommy]

Now I hope I'm not just gonna be :spam:in alone. :frown:

[Xmansmommy]

:hi: David~

[Tfbandie]

:poke:

[Xmansmommy]

Welcome to the party! :joy:

[Tfbandie]

Allo! :hi:

[Xmansmommy]

What? :nsm:

[Tfbandie]

:joy:

[Xmansmommy]

I can't hang too long, I'm supposed to be cooking. :noid:

[Xmansmommy]

But you know...:spam: first, cook later. That's what I'm talkin 'bout!. :teeth:

[Tfbandie]

:shrug:

[Tfbandie]

and we all know cooking :spam: is hazardous to your health

[Xmansmommy]

They will be alright for a few minutes anyway....figured I'd get the party hoppin. :bwhip:

[Xmansmommy]

Oh yes, :spam: can be very dangerous when cooking....

[Tfbandie]

:b_hop:

[Xmansmommy]

And I don't necessarily mean when cooking :spam: either. :metro:

[Tfbandie]

there's the hopping party >> :b_hop::b_hop::b_hop::b_hop::b_hop:

[Xmansmommy]

No one else gonna show up? :hrm:

[Tfbandie]

:b_woot:

[Xmansmommy]

They just don't know what fun they're missing do they David? :no:

[Xmansmommy]

The banana clan ROCKS! :thumb:

[Tfbandie]

:b_mickey:

[Xmansmommy]

:clops:

[Tfbandie]

:spam:

[Tfbandie]

:teeth:

[Tfbandie]

:zzz:

[Tfbandie]

woohoo, I got post 66, two thirds there!

[Xmansmommy]

:spam: Oh how I love thee! Let me count the ways!

[Tfbandie]

maybe that should be worth 3 pearls

[Xmansmommy]

{{{:spam:}}}

[Xmansmommy]

maybe that should be worth 3 pearls

Done :deal:!

[Xmansmommy]

:spam: you are so wonderful to look upon! Only on TWeb though

[Xmansmommy]

:spam:, you are a delight to my soul! Thank God I'm not eating it! Ewwww!

[Xmansmommy]

:spam: You make my days filled with joy! And plenty of wins in the last poster wins threads. *wink

[Xmansmommy]

:spam: You make my nights filled with hope! For plenty more wins in the last poster wins threads. *grin

[truthman]

are we there yet, are we, huh?

[Xmansmommy]

:spam: Oh how I love thee! Yes, I know they think I'm nuts....and they're right! LOL

[Xmansmommy]

I am workin on it TM :nsm:

[Xmansmommy]

Unfortunately I do have to go cook dinner though. :frown: But I shall be back. More specifically to win. Doh!

[robert65]

Not quite there yet.

[robert65]

hope these help

[Amazing Rando]

hope these help

Keep em coming, folks! Not a bad start. The poster of number 666 gets 5 pearls and some super powerful Moderator rep points too! That'll sweeten the deal! Now MUSH! :whip:

[Tfbandie]

:aye:

[robert65]

:b_rotten: :b_bow: :b_cyclps: :b_cowboy: :banana: :b_unripe: :b_woot: :cucumber: :carrot: :b_splits: :b_evil: :b_jump: :b_hop: :b_mickey: :b_lame: :b_stomp:



kind of looks like a party

[Xmansmommy]

:bwoot:

[Thedonhopeless]

:ruhoh:

[Xmansmommy]

:lol:

[Thedonhopeless]

.

[Thedonhopeless]

weee

[Thedonhopeless]

hooohahh

[Thedonhopeless]

oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah

[Thedonhopeless]

everybody is :spam:fu fighting

[Thedonhopeless]

:spam:ana bonana banana nana fonana

[Thedonhopeless]

:spam:regeous

[Thedonhopeless]

is it a :spam: b. :spam: c :spam: or d :spam: ?

a: :spam: thats my final answer

[Xmansmommy]

:bdev:

[Xmansmommy]

:lmbo:

[Thedonhopeless]

ill take :spam: for 400 alex

answer: has a big toothy grin and stands with an arogant presence

what is :spam:

thats correct, that puts you ahead at 1500, now for a commercial break

[Xmansmommy]

You ready to get this party started Don? :eh:

[Thedonhopeless]

id liek top buy a vowel...a please.

id liek to solve the puzzle :spam:

[Xmansmommy]

You are crackin me up! :tongue:

[Xmansmommy]

:spam: on!

[Thedonhopeless]

oh yeah im ready for a party :dance: :whistle: :music:

[Thedonhopeless]

le tme try that again

:serenade: :bravo: :dance: :cheers: :mm:

[Xmansmommy]

Any predictions on what the 666th post will contain? :wink:

[Xmansmommy]

Party on! :cheers:

[Xmansmommy]

I think I can take a few minutes out of my wins to :spam:. :noid:

[Thedonhopeless]

my predivctions is itll contain :spam: !!!

[Xmansmommy]

I mean afterall, it's just taking me that much closer to my intended win here. So it's all good. :hehe:

[Xmansmommy]

Of that I have no doubt Don! :spam: it will!

[Thedonhopeless]

i'm laser sighted on this thread, i will take it to 666, and i figured it otu it wilt ake 7500 seconds..which is..er an hour and osmehtng i think

[Xmansmommy]

Ok I'm gonna quit at 150 posts ....for a bit anyway. I'm hungry. :doh:

[Thedonhopeless]

wish i had a calculater

[Xmansmommy]

Wow, just over an hour? :shocked:

[Xmansmommy]

Don't you have one in your computer? :eh:

[Xmansmommy]

Math was never my strong subject. :dizzy:

[Xmansmommy]

Oh well, I'm pretty proficient in :spam: nowadays, so I'll stick with that.

[Xmansmommy]

It's always nicer when you aren't :spam:ing alone for real. :thumb:

[Xmansmommy]

Like I'm doing now it seems. :gasp:

[Thedonhopeless]

hmm yeha i do have oen on myc omp! and it will take 2.3 hours to get to 666 form here and thats if i make a post every 15 seconds ug

[Xmansmommy]

Oh well, it's the nature of :spam: I suppose!

[Thedonhopeless]

lol i was calculating the time it takes..but now im ready for action and serious :spam:

[Xmansmommy]

OUCH 2.3 hours? Sigh! :frown:

[Thedonhopeless]

i :spam: there for i am

[Xmansmommy]

Aight! :woohoo:

[Thedonhopeless]

give me a :spam: give me a :spam: break me off a piece of that :spam:er :spam:

[Xmansmommy]

:spam: is good for the health and nourishment of the body. :hrm:

[Thedonhopeless]

:spam:day :spam:day :spam:day :spam:day

[Xmansmommy]

Oh man you are making my stomach growl Don. :metro:

[Thedonhopeless]

i agree with that nutrition advice

[Xmansmommy]

You on DSL or highspeed?

[Thedonhopeless]

in that case have some :spam:burgers and fries, and a glass of :spam:onade

[Xmansmommy]

Thanks Don, now my stomach won't shut up! :argh:....

[Xmansmommy]

I'm dreaming of a Kit Kat bar. :frown:

[Thedonhopeless]

im on 3.5mb/sec cable, its goign up to 4.0 here in vegas soon, but im nto gettign full speed cause of a ram leak or soemthng and my router is actn up

[Xmansmommy]

I don't even like edible :spam: but hey I'm starving right now. :duh:

[Thedonhopeless]

lol kit kat bars mm

[Xmansmommy]

im on 3.5mb/sec cable, its goign up to 4.0 here in vegas soon, but im nto gettign full speed cause of a ram leak or soemthng and my router is actn up

Now in English? :egad:

[Thedonhopeless]

YOU DONT LIKE :spam:???

i dotn either, its nasty

let us hop[e the :spam: god doesnt smite us for our insolence

[Thedonhopeless]

k in english i got really fast cable line, but my computer is beeingnaughty so its not as fast as it should be

[Xmansmommy]

Oh well, I'll have to go find whatever I can...I know my cupboards are about empty. :yummy:

[Thedonhopeless]

this is great fun, :woohoo:

[Xmansmommy]

k in english i got really fast cable line, but my computer is beeingnaughty so its not as fast as it should be

:lmbo: Thanks! That was much easier for me to comprehend. :thumb:

[Thedonhopeless]

ok, hope ya find liek a already cooked pizza or soemthng just sittign there fo rno reason

[Xmansmommy]

YOU DONT LIKE :spam:???

i dotn either, its nasty

let us hop[e the :spam: god doesnt smite us for our insolence


:lol: :eek:

[Thedonhopeless]

cupjust dotn eat the mystery meat

[Xmansmommy]

I am really laughing out loud Don. You are hilarious! :lol: Pizza! :duh:

[Thedonhopeless]

they should have a double spam poitn day, where yo get 6 spam points, that woudl eb swell

[Xmansmommy]

Hey, aren't hot dogs mystery meat? :huh:

[Xmansmommy]

Not that I have any hotdogs but man a Coney Dog sounds soooooooo good. :doh:

[Thedonhopeless]

you are cool to hang with xman, we always have very deep philisophical discussions on :spam:

[Thedonhopeless]

whats a coney dog

[Xmansmommy]

you are cool to hang with xman, we always have very deep philisophical discussions on :spam:

Amen! :highfive:

Oh and they do have special occasions for double :spam: points. :bwoot:

[Thedonhopeless]

vindalooooooo

[Xmansmommy]

A Coney dog is a hotdog with chilli on top and mustard. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! :joy:

[Thedonhopeless]

yayay id be on double :spam: day in a sec

[Xmansmommy]

Do you yodel Don? :wink:

[Thedonhopeless]

so a chili dog, lol yeah those are awesome!!! now ye rmakigbn me hungry grrrrr

[Thedonhopeless]

lol i can onykl yodel RICOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA

[Xmansmommy]

:lmbo: Good you deserve to be made hungry cause you did it to me first! :whip:

[Thedonhopeless]

my voice sounds liek a chip bag beeign opened

[Thedonhopeless]

hmm this is hardwer then i thought, this 15 second rule is a killer

[Xmansmommy]

Wow we just passed 150 and I didn't even realize it. But I can stay a little while longer. I thought it would take longer than that. But see how time flys when you're having fun? :banana:

[Thedonhopeless]

ohwell im a trooper

[Xmansmommy]

Oh my goodness...a chip bag being opened? :rofl:

[Thedonhopeless]

oh yeah two :Spam:ers are better then one

[Thedonhopeless]

er two :spam:ers are better then one

[Xmansmommy]

Yeah that 15 sec rule stinks. :rant:

[Thedonhopeless]

yeah in youth group i used to sing praise songs but everyoen else coudl sing i couldnt so i felt realyl dumb sio id just lowe rmy voice so nooen coudl hear, cept Jesus

[Xmansmommy]

But we can find ways to make the 15 sec rule work for us. When we type long enough that is! :hrm:

[Thedonhopeless]

vote :spam: for 2004 president, he'll reform taxes

[Xmansmommy]

yeah in youth group i used to sing praise songs but everyoen else coudl sing i couldnt so i felt realyl dumb sio id just lowe rmy voice so nooen coudl hear, cept Jesus

Awwwwwwwww {{{Don}}} I'm sure you have a wonderful singing voice. I've heard your talking voice and it's pleasant. :smile:

[Xmansmommy]

So Don, what brought you to TWeb? :spam:? j/k :lol:

[Thedonhopeless]

yer to nice!

[Xmansmommy]

I've been here forever. Kinda part of who I am ...I think. :shifty:

[Thedonhopeless]

talkign is different from singing rofl

[Xmansmommy]

Not that that's a bad thing...except for when you have tons of things to do and you'd rather :spam:. :argh:

[Thedonhopeless]

it singrained into your very essence

[Thedonhopeless]

lol im gonan make a bumbe rasticker that says i'd rather be :spam:ing

[Xmansmommy]

talkign is different from singing rofl

That it is! :hehe: I can't sing either. So don't feel bad. I have a hard enough time talking....too much that is. :ahem:

[Xmansmommy]

Oh that bumper sticker would ROCK! :highfive:

[Xmansmommy]

Maybe TWeb will make some like that for us. :hrm:

[Thedonhopeless]

ill make it in photoshop

[Xmansmommy]

I should bug :yx: and make him make some like that. :whistle:

[Thedonhopeless]

or tweb! better idea cause i'm lazy

[Thedonhopeless]

bug who

[Xmansmommy]

:cool:

[Thedonhopeless]

bug an egyptician?

[Xmansmommy]

:yx: = yxboom or as commonly called on Paltalk, xboom. :hehe:

[Thedonhopeless]

ahhhhhhhh ok makes sense now, sorta

[Xmansmommy]

Anyway, I'm rambling again. How did you come to find TWeb? :popcorn:

[Xmansmommy]

I'll just :spam: while I listen....

[Xmansmommy]

:badger:

[Thedonhopeless]

hmm im gonan come up with cool tweb products..lets see, theologyweb.com, we debate theology seriously, or we just :spam: shirt

[Xmansmommy]

:cirrobot:

[Xmansmommy]

:hamster:

[Thedonhopeless]

k thats lal ic an think of, so ill just :spam:

[Xmansmommy]

:juggle:

[Thedonhopeless]

:violin:

[Thedonhopeless]

:baby:

[Xmansmommy]

I love the idea of a "I just :spam:" shirt! Great idea! :highfive:

[Thedonhopeless]

:bump:

[Xmansmommy]

:aye:

[Thedonhopeless]

:bow:

[Xmansmommy]

:ponder:

[Thedonhopeless]

:vulcan:

[Xmansmommy]

:innocent:

[Thedonhopeless]

:candle:

[Xmansmommy]

:angel:

[Thedonhopeless]

:aye:

[Thedonhopeless]

:read:

[Thedonhopeless]

:yummy: :geebob:

[Xmansmommy]

Come on in ballplayr412, you know you wanna :spam: with us. :wink:

[Thedonhopeless]

:bunny:

[Xmansmommy]

Oops! I think I scared him off. :doh:

[Thedonhopeless]

:popcorn:

[Xmansmommy]

My bad. :nsm:

[Thedonhopeless]

:deal:

[Xmansmommy]

So I'll just :spam: on my merry way!

[Thedonhopeless]

:egad:

[Xmansmommy]

:woohoo:

[Thedonhopeless]

:lolo:

[Thedonhopeless]

:duh:

[Xmansmommy]

:rofl: :whistle:

[Thedonhopeless]

:huh:

[Xmansmommy]

:cheers:

[Thedonhopeless]

:thumb:

[Xmansmommy]

:haha:

[Thedonhopeless]

:shrug:

[Xmansmommy]

:blush:

[Thedonhopeless]

:spam: rules

[Xmansmommy]

:bravo: Am I the 666th poster yet?

[Xmansmommy]

:chat:

[Thedonhopeless]

i coudl; liek go into a trance :spam:ing, and liek wake up 5 horus later with 3k new posts haha

[Xmansmommy]

:tongue:

[Thedonhopeless]

:spam: is hypnotic

[Thedonhopeless]

:spam: is charasmatic

[Xmansmommy]

I suggest you don't :spam: till you can't see straight.....

[Xmansmommy]

Trust me, I've done it. :doh:

[Thedonhopeless]

:spam: is

[Thedonhopeless]

rofl you did it

[Xmansmommy]

:spam: is what some consider the meaning of life!

[Thedonhopeless]

242

[Thedonhopeless]

indeed..id have to agree

[Xmansmommy]

Don do you know about the hidden text? :eh:

[Thedonhopeless]

ill pay for the tatto plus double if someone got :spam: tatted on em

[Xmansmommy]

Let me school ya! :hehe:

[Thedonhopeless]

hmm, no what is the hidden

[Xmansmommy]

ill pay for the tatto plus double if someone got :spam: tatted on em

Wow! If I wasn't too chicken I might take you up on that offer. :shocked:

[Xmansmommy]

hmm, no what is the hidden

Go back and highlight that post of mine. :wink: