Limericks (clean as a whistle!)

[bar Jonah]

This has got to be my favorite limerick of all time:


There once was a poet named Jenny
Whose limericks weren't worth a penny
- In technique they were sound
- yet somehow she found
Whenever she tried to write any
She always wrote one line too many!

[Faramir]

I have this addiction you see

To a web site of theology

That is run by one Boom

Who's head is a room

Wherin lives one Ms. Warren, Dee Dee

[bar Jonah]

Wow, so many limericks! LOL :rofl:

[Woman]

Hey Right Idea :smile:


I'm learning T-Web, top to bottom
My "T's" I'll cross...all "I's" I'll dot 'em
While Ms. Warren does her best
To teach me Preterist
If it's limericks you want, then you got 'em!
:yipee:

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You're welcome if you are a Theist
And even if you are a Deist
And skeptics can come
Banging hard on a drum
Just don't be a know-it-all "Me-ist."

:yipee: :yipee:
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[bar Jonah]

Good one, Woman. LOL

(Although how can DeeDee persuade you to become a preterist when you're not even a Christian? LOL)

[Woman]

Good one, Woman. LOL

(Although how can DeeDee persuade you to become a preterist when you're not even a Christian? LOL)


:brow: Hey that's a very determined lady!

Just kidding Dee Dee, hope you know this is just playfulness. And besides I needed a word to rhyme (almost) with "best."

(and I really have learned a lot about different eschatological issues here)

Hey Right Idea!

This is haiku, not limerick - buit it's like your favorite!

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Japanese art form
Says poet must only use
Seventeen sylla



:rofl:

[Patroclus]

I once stuck my head on a block
While a headsman just stared at his clock
He swung 'round his axe
For taking his wacks
At which point I woke with a shock.

Have a wonerful day. :thumb: