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Jin-Roh
March 20th 2003, 01:46 AM
razormouth.com (http://www.razormouth.com/NewsPub/Stories/2003/03/19/10480605471.php)



War Looms in Mordor
As war with Mordor looms on the edge of the horizon, peace protestors gathered today before the Black Gate in a demonstration against the actions of Gandalf the Wizard and the Fellowship of the Willing.

“We’re here because we believe that war is wrong,” said Eldohil, president of Elves for Peace. Pointing to the Dagorlad before him, he said, “This very place is a testimony to the uselessness and destruction of war.”

Protestors carried signs that said “Peace for Middle-Earth” and “Who would Iluvatar kill?” Elsewhere Gondorians paraded through the streets of Minas Tirith in opposition to the Lord Denethor’s support of the Fellowship of the Willing.

All this is in light of Chief Secretary Frodo Baggins’ speech before the White Council last week, in which he outlined the case against Mordor.

Secretary Baggins presented never before revealed evidence regarding the Dark Lord Sauron’s aggressive military buildup. He presented diagrams of the refortifications of Barad-Dur, the chief stronghold of the Dark Lord, and of new fortifications within the Ash Mountains and the Mountains of Shadow.

Baggins also argued strongly that Sauron has been aiding and abetting Easterlings and Haradians. But perhaps most surprising was his revelation of the One Ring, evidence that the Fellowship of the Willing sees as incontrovertible proof of Sauron’s desire to dominate Middle-Earth.

This revelation seemed to excite the nine black-robed delegates of Mordor, who promptly began to scream and chase Secretary Baggins around the chamber until they were subdued.

Despite the strong case made by Secretary Baggins, Rivendell and Lothlorien, longtime allies of the Fellowship of the Willing, still expressed their unwillingness to go to war against Mordor.

“We believe that this conflict can still be resolved peacefully,” said Haldir, White Council delegate from Lothlorien. “We believe it is important that Gandalf the Wizard have the full support of Middle-Earth before entering into any armed conflict with Sauron.”

The delegation from Rivendell offered no comments, only saying that the Lord Elrond was in the middle of talks with Gandalf.

In response to the statements of its allies, the Fellowship of the Willing stressed the danger of delay and the need for strong action against Mordor.

“Sauron has had 3,000 years to disarm, time enough to comply with the demands of the White Council,” said Gandalf the Wizard. “Sauron is not disarming; he is deceiving.”

Meanwhile, the Fellowship of the Willing continues to buildup its military presence around Mordor. Commander Elessar, in charge of the Fellowship’s armed forces, has said that the Fellowship will be ready for war if the word comes.

“Our soldiers are prepared to complete their mission,” he said in a recent press conference at the White Tower, the Fellowship’s military command center. Also providing military support in the event of war are the Fellowship’s allies Rohan and Gondor.

Anti-war activists say that they are planning to continue their protests.

“Gandalf the Wizard is nothing but a bully who wants to control all Middle-Earth, even if that means destroying innocent orcs. We want to make that known, and we will not stop protesting until we are heard,” said Firnor Greenleaf, 2,634, of Mirkwood.

The White Council is expected to vote on a new resolution regarding Mordor next week. Diplomats from the Fellowship will spend the weekend meeting with representatives from Rivendell and Lothlorien in order to convince them to support the resolution.

Piebald
March 20th 2003, 01:58 AM
http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/blackeye/hihi.gif

Thanks!

Solly
March 20th 2003, 04:08 AM
Of course, that misses one thing.

Mordor was the sole superpower in Middle Earth, and was aggressing against smaller nations unilaterally. Suaron's hench man came to council, but decided to go his own way (why not, he thought, I have the power, and these parochial fools won't get anywhere). There was no doubt that Sauron was preparing WMD, or that he was prepared to use them, and proceeded to do so. Where he did succeed was in raising a snow storm which blinded the eyes of the lesser nations, and caused division and confusion between them, reducing their ability to present a united front to oppose the superpower.

The downfall of the superpower of Sauron was predicated on his own arrogance, and his plans to extend his chosen form of government throughout the world. Because of this he couldn't see what was happening under his nose; he did not realise his weak spots, and above all did not understand the intentions of those who opposed him: he was culturally and tactically blind, and so presumed his opponents where idiots because they did not agree with him, nor bow before his greater might.

The coalition forces were not following any prescribed plan, but just doing what they thought they must for the defense of their countries. Only at the end did they vainly march on Mordor (even though there was no way they could win.) Only at the end did "David" defeat "Goliath" by a confluence of events that was outside anybody's reckoning except an even "Higher Power" who raises up and puts down.
What a humbling thought for us all.

--I was wondering when someone would try and make the comparison.

Ryokan
March 20th 2003, 09:23 AM
we are all nerds here.:cir:

Faramir
March 20th 2003, 10:13 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Of course you forgot to mention the accadamy award winner, Grima Wormtounge.

edit to add:

I just noticed that that came from razormouth. I love that sight

:thumb:

Jin-Roh
March 20th 2003, 07:23 PM
Today @ 12:08 AM
Solly:



Mordor was the sole superpower in Middle Earth, and was aggressing against smaller nations unilaterally. Suaron's hench man came to council, but decided to go his own way (why not, he thought, I have the power, and these parochial fools won't get anywhere). There was no doubt that Sauron was preparing WMD, or that he was prepared to use them, and proceeded to do so. Where he did succeed was in raising a snow storm which blinded the eyes of the lesser nations, and caused division and confusion between them, reducing their ability to present a united front to oppose the superpower.



ummmm. :ahem:
It was a joke

Seriously, I'm just trying to diffuse some tension here. Chill out and laugh a bit okay?


:joy:

HerodionRomulus
March 20th 2003, 09:53 PM
Both versions are hilarious. :rofl:

Solly
March 21st 2003, 03:50 AM
Jin Roh.

I'm laughing. See ---> :rofl:

Like I said, it was only a matter of time before someone tried that one.

Really, I am laughing :rofl: