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Patroclus
March 22nd 2004, 03:58 AM
A similie is a comparison using "like" or "as."

Similies can be simple, complex or epic.

Simple: "Our love is like a red, red rose."

Complex: "He sat as a barnacle riding dry above the keel, dying in the summer sun, needing something substantial to fill the hull and plunge it beneath the water."

Epic similies are complex similies found in epic poetry, and usually have some reference to classical literature. I will not belabor that kind of similie here.

A simile has two parts, the "tenor" and the "vehicle."

"Your nose is like a goblet"

The tenor is that which is being described ("Your nose"), the vehicle is that object that is being used as the point of comparison ("a goblet").

Anyway, here is how this game works. I will start with a similie, and you (the players) will respond with a similie that uses a component of the prior vehicle as the tenor.

Example:

Poster 1: Grass is like a wire brush

Poster 2: A wire brush is soft as steel wool

Poster 3: Steel wool is as flamable as flatulence

etc.

The funny thing to do is to take a random tenor, and follow the list down to compare to some vehicle (i.e. grass is as flammable as flatulence).

Okay, here it goes:

DDW is like a dislecsic lemming.

luv1another
March 22nd 2004, 09:50 AM
a dislecsic lemming is as silly as drunkard

( is that right pat? still trying to work out the instructions :teeth)

Solly
March 22nd 2004, 09:55 AM
A drunkard is like a loud monday

Queen
March 22nd 2004, 09:59 AM
A monday is like a fellini movie

luv1another
March 22nd 2004, 10:02 AM
a fellini movie is like DDW

Patroclus
March 22nd 2004, 11:19 AM
DDW is as a woman, whose hair alight, must find shelter, water and equally boisterous sympathy for her fiery condition.

Solly
March 22nd 2004, 11:32 AM
Now I know why he put pompous in the title :poke:

Queen
March 22nd 2004, 11:58 AM
Oh my.....

BlackOpal12
March 22nd 2004, 12:27 PM
A woman, whose hair alight, must find shelter, water and equally boisterous sympathy for her fiery condition is like a man, whose mind flighty, must use overly verbose, perfunctorily descriptive vernacular to establish his lingual superiority.



Hehe.

JardinPrayer
March 22nd 2004, 01:28 PM
A man is like a puppy.

luv1another
March 22nd 2004, 10:16 PM
a Puppy is like a firey ball of energy

TheMelodyMaker
March 22nd 2004, 11:30 PM
A fiery ball of energy is like someone who leaps out of molten steel. :smug:

luv1another
March 23rd 2004, 04:59 AM
molten steel is as hot as hell

JardinPrayer
March 23rd 2004, 01:07 PM
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!

truthman
March 23rd 2004, 01:28 PM
A woman scorned is like no man warned.

JardinPrayer
March 23rd 2004, 01:49 PM
A man warned is like RuPaul...hiding an unfair advantage!

Patroclus
March 23rd 2004, 04:12 PM
RuPaul's unfair advantage is as tenacious as a wet rag.

JardinPrayer
March 23rd 2004, 07:33 PM
/ot LOL! I thought you were gonna rule me out for that one!

A wet rag is as effective at absorbing spills as a dry cough is at enhancing one's singing voice.

truthman
March 24th 2004, 11:33 AM
A dry cough enhancing one's singing voice is like truthman going to work without any coffee first.

luv1another
March 24th 2004, 11:52 AM
truthman going to work without any coffee first is like a prowling preterist lion :shrug:

truthman
March 24th 2004, 12:08 PM
a prowling preterist lion is like a Democrat speaking at an American Constitution Party fundraising dinner

Patroclus
March 28th 2004, 02:28 PM
An American Constitution Party Fundraiser is like a convention of frogs bent on attracting flies with their own grace.

Anitra
April 8th 2004, 02:53 AM
A convention of frogs is like a Congressional investigation of something nobody really wants to find.

guacamole
April 8th 2004, 09:37 AM
Something nobody really wants to find out is like a dead roach that falls out of the cereal box into your bowl...you just eat around it and pretend that its not there...

TheAnalogman
April 8th 2004, 11:18 AM
A dead roach that falls out of the cereal box into your bowl is like a morning without the TWEB shoutbox!