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Darth Executor
06-04-2014, 02:19 PM
Lose at least a head's worth, guaranteed.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/politics/article/AP-Exclusive-Western-couple-held-in-Afghanistan-5528401.php


WASHINGTON (AP) The family of a pregnant American woman who went missing in Afghanistan in late 2012 with her Canadian husband received two videos last year in which the couple asked the U.S. government to help free them and their child from Taliban captors, The Associated Press has learned.

The videos offer the first and only clues about what happened to Caitlan Coleman and Joshua Boyle after they lost touch with their families 20 months ago while traveling in a mountainous region near the capital, Kabul. U.S. law enforcement officials investigating the couple's disappearance consider the videos authentic but say they holWASHINGTON (AP) The family of a pregnant American woman who went missing in Afghanistan in late 2012 with her Canadian husband received two videos last year in which the couple asked the U.S. government to help free them and their child from Taliban captors, The Associated Press has learned.

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"They really and truly believed that if people were loved and treated with respect that that would be given back to them in kind," said Linda Boyle, Boyle's mother. "So as odd it as it may seem to us that they were there, they truly believed with all their heart that if they treated people properly, they would be treated properly."

Before:
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After:
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"Reach your target weight in eight months, guaranteed. If not, I kill you. I dare you to read these testimonies and call me a liar, infidel scum:"

"At first I wasn't sure about this, but four months of hauling heavy bags of rice jumping from cliff to cliff got rid of those 9 extra pounds I was carrying in a jiffy. And their men are so much manlier than the offerings back at CalTech." ~ Lara Liberal

"I wasn't sure about this at first, but one look at Ahmed and seeing him pet and talk to his AK convinced me otherwise. Two months in Afghanistan and I could run from Washington to New York faster than Obama can carry a conga line across the bathhouse floor." ~ Peter Progressive

*gurgle gurgle gurgle* ~ headless AP reporter (redundant, I know)

Teallaura
06-04-2014, 02:50 PM
:doh: