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robrecht
06-09-2014, 12:53 AM
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Texas has the most cows in total, with 10.9 million head, but South Dakota has 4.32 cows per capita, a higher proportion than any other state.

http://knowmore.washingtonpost.com/2014/06/06/the-states-where-there-are-more-cows-than-people/

Updated list of approved names to use in this thread (and elsewhere) for our favorite Texan cowboy:


Cowboy
Cow Poker
Ornery Southern Baptist
Liberal Southern Baptist
worse
Backwoods Baptist Apostate
Prodder of Bovines
Cat Rustler
Purple Pants (best one so far)
Country Preacher
Eagle pup
poopiehead
Cow Pope

Cow Poke
06-09-2014, 04:29 AM
Yeah, South Dakota has crowded cows.

Anybody know where the largest working cattle ranch in the United States is?

robrecht
06-09-2014, 04:41 AM
Yeah, South Dakota has crowded cows.

Anybody know where the largest working cattle ranch in the United States is?There're not bothered by as many people crowding around them. They like it that way. In terms of crowding by by other cows, you'd have to look at the ratio of the cows per square mile.

We have a dairy farm access the street from us; it's the largest one I'm aware of.

rogue06
06-09-2014, 04:45 AM
Yeah, South Dakota has crowded cows.
No. They just don't have a large population. My mother was born in SoDak. In her day her closest neighbor lived just over a half mile away. I was nearly a teenager when her home town got their first traffic light.

robrecht
07-02-2014, 05:21 PM
So where's Cow Poke been the last couple of days? I betcha he got banned for being a liberal Southern Baptist!

rogue06
07-02-2014, 06:07 PM
So where's Cow Poke been the last couple of days? I betcha he got banned for being a liberal Southern Baptist!
Recovering from the ordeal/trauma of coming back onto the mod squad.

robrecht
07-02-2014, 06:36 PM
Recovering from the ordeal/trauma of coming back onto the mod squad.Uh-oh, does that mean I have to stop calling him Cow Poker?

rogue06
07-03-2014, 06:49 AM
Uh-oh, does that mean I have to stop calling him Cow Poker?
I call him worse.

robrecht
07-03-2014, 06:50 AM
I call him worse.For example?

rogue06
07-03-2014, 06:51 AM
For example?
Huh? I said I call him worse. Just the other day I said, "hey worse, how you doing?"

Of course he corrected my grammar. :glare:

robrecht
07-03-2014, 07:18 AM
Huh? I said I call him worse. Just the other day I said, "hey worse, how you doing?"

Of course he corrected my grammar. :glare:I think we need to get a list going of all the names we have already or should start using for him. I'll start:

1. Cow Poker
2. Cowboy
3. Ornery Southern Baptist
4. Liberal Southern Baptist
5. worse
6. Backwoods Baptist Apostate

I'm sure I've forgotten some.

rogue06
07-03-2014, 07:26 AM
Prodder of Bovines

robrecht
07-03-2014, 07:34 AM
Updated list (also added to the OP):

1. Cowboy
2. Cow Poker
3. Ornery Southern Baptist
4. Liberal Southern Baptist
5. worse
6. Backwoods Baptist Apostate
7. Prodder of Bovines
8.

tabibito
07-03-2014, 07:43 AM
Roundup?
994

robrecht
07-03-2014, 07:50 AM
Roundup?
994Hmmm. We have to think about that one. It might be construed as too positive:

Kill specialty weeds
Fight weeds like poisen ivy and other tough-to-kill brush

http://www.roundup.com/smg/gocat/roundup-poison-ivy-killers/cat50102

tabibito
07-03-2014, 07:51 AM
995 Cat Rustler
996 Well - maybe not

tabibito
07-03-2014, 07:53 AM
Hmmm. We have to think about that one. It might be construed as too positive:

Kill specialty weeds
Fight weeds like poisen ivy and other tough-to-kill brush

http://www.roundup.com/smg/gocat/roundup-poison-ivy-killers/cat50102

Yup - I was afraid that might be the case.

Jedidiah
07-03-2014, 12:55 PM
Anyone remember the name he first used?

Sparko
07-03-2014, 01:12 PM
Anyone remember the name he first used?
Country Preacher.

LostSheep
07-03-2014, 01:21 PM
Country Preacher.

Nope. It was "Eagle Pup"

robrecht
07-03-2014, 01:39 PM
Nope. It was "Eagle Pup"Using this clue, I've been able to identify Purple Pants' true identity. Well, we always knew he was in law enforcement, but I never would have guessed that he had reached such a high position in law enforcement:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbU9BZYcg1Y

robrecht
07-03-2014, 01:53 PM
Or is he really the Antichrist, perhaps???

Someone has posted a video of Purple Pants singing this song in reverse and the message is truly frightening. I won't link the video here because there's a couple of objectionable words, but I think it proves pretty convincingly that end is near.

robrecht
07-03-2014, 01:55 PM
Or is he really the Antichrist, perhaps???

Someone has posted a video of Purple Pants singing this song in reverse and the message is truly frightening. I won't link the video here because there's a couple of objectionable words, but I think it proves pretty convincingly that end is near.

rogue06
07-03-2014, 02:40 PM
Nope. It was "Eagle Pup"
:yes:

Cow Poke
07-03-2014, 02:48 PM
Mock all you want, you sniper mockers*! I'm not even reading this thread!!!



*remember when Jeff used to call us snipermockers? :lmbo:

robrecht
07-03-2014, 03:47 PM
Mock all you want, you sniper mockers*! I'm not even reading this thread!!!



*remember when Jeff used to call us snipermockers? :lmbo:I was started to get worried that maybe you had been drug away by wild coyotes!

Cow Poke
07-03-2014, 04:16 PM
I was started to get worried that maybe you had been drug away by wild coyotes!

The coyotes we have down here drag illegal aliens across the Rio Grande. :glare:

rogue06
07-03-2014, 04:24 PM
The coyotes we have down here drag illegal aliens across the Rio Grande. :glare:
I think he means the coyotes on this side of the border. You know, the folks they used to call the Border Patrol.

Sparko
07-03-2014, 04:25 PM
The coyotes we have down here drag illegal aliens across the Rio Grande. :glare:

I remember when I lived in El Paso, the Rio Grande was more like a creek. A chihuahua could jump across it.


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Environment/Pix/pictures/2011/6/27/1309173396424/Water-boys-...-children-p-007.jpg

Cow Poke
07-03-2014, 04:28 PM
I remember when I lived in El Paso, the Rio Grande was more like a creek. A chihuahua could jump across it.

Yup, in some places, it all but dries up, depending on the season.

Jedidiah
07-03-2014, 04:58 PM
Mock all you want, you sniper mockers*! I'm not even reading this thread!!!I can understand that. I would not read it if I were you.


*remember when Jeff used to call us snipermockers? :lmbo:Never knew anyone called Jeff.

Cow Poke
07-03-2014, 05:01 PM
I can understand that. I would not read it if I were you.

Never knew anyone called Jeff.

I could answer you about who Jeff was, but then it would appear I was reading this thread. :shrug:

robrecht
07-03-2014, 05:20 PM
Since Purple Pants isn't reading this thread, we can get really low-down and nasty ...

rogue06
07-03-2014, 06:29 PM
Since Purple Pants isn't reading this thread, we can get really low-down and nasty ...
[*Looks around*]

There's always "poopiehead"

rogue06
07-03-2014, 06:30 PM
I could answer you about who Jeff was, but then it would appear I was reading this thread. :shrug:
NRAJeff?

Cow Poke
07-03-2014, 06:30 PM
[*Looks around*]

There's always "poopiehead"

You're STALKING me!

[*Looks around*]

That is... if'n I were HEER!

Cow Poke
07-03-2014, 06:31 PM
NRAJeff?

If'n I were HEER, I would say EGGzackly!!!

rogue06
07-03-2014, 06:49 PM
That is... if'n I were HEER!

If'n I were HEER, I would say EGGzackly!!!
No matter where you are you're never all there.

Sparko
07-03-2014, 07:27 PM
I figured out where cow poke was for the last day. He was recovering from shooting the latest geico commercial


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCysb4_-4jU

Jedidiah
07-03-2014, 09:28 PM
NRAJeff?


Never knew anyone called Jeff.Even if you add an NRA to the name I refuse to have ever heard of such a person.

rogue06
07-03-2014, 10:43 PM
Even if you add an NRA to the name I refuse to have ever heard of such a person.
He is a Mormon apologist

Cow Poke
07-04-2014, 05:45 AM
He is a Mormon apologist

Ummmm... if you can call what he does apologetics. :shrug:

Jedidiah
07-04-2014, 12:58 PM
He is a Mormon apologist

I do remember him, I just refuse to have ever known of him.

Jedidiah
07-04-2014, 12:58 PM
Ummmm... if you can call what he does apologetics. :shrug:

Yeah (this is not an admission of ever having known of him).

Cow Poke
08-24-2014, 01:58 PM
:noid:

robrecht
08-26-2014, 07:36 AM
1783

Well? Go ahead.
Cow Pope.


:outtie:

Wrong thread - you need to put it on the list of alternative names for Cowpoke thread.Looks more like bull to me.

robrecht
10-14-2015, 03:27 AM
Updated list of approved names to use in this thread (and elsewhere) for our favorite Texan cowboy:


Cowboy
Cow Poker
Ornery Southern Baptist
Liberal Southern Baptist
worse
Backwoods Baptist Apostate
Prodder of Bovines
Cat Rustler
Purple Pants (best one so far)
Country Preacher
Eagle pup
poopiehead
Cow Pope
Cow Poop


For some reason I can no longer edit my first post of this great thread.

Cow Poke
10-14-2015, 03:57 AM
Updated list of approved names to use in this thread (and elsewhere) for our favorite Texan cowboy:


Cowboy
Cow Poker
Ornery Southern Baptist
Liberal Southern Baptist
worse
Backwoods Baptist Apostate
Prodder of Bovines
Cat Rustler
Purple Pants (best one so far)
Country Preacher
Eagle pup
poopiehead
Cow Pope
Cow Poop


For some reason I can no longer edit my first post of this great thread.

The cow gods have got your number! :glare:

robrecht
10-14-2015, 05:11 AM
The cow gods have got your number! :glare:
Turn away from your golden calf.

Sparko
10-14-2015, 05:26 AM
What about "Cow Poop?"

tabibito
10-14-2015, 05:34 AM
What about "Cow Poop?"
Trust a pirate to try to get his ship boat dinghy a bit of notoriety.

Sparko
10-14-2015, 05:36 AM
Trust a pirate to try to get his ship boat dinghy a bit of notoriety.I was just wondering who this "Cow Poop" feller is and whut he done did to poor lil ol' Cow Poke.

robrecht
10-14-2015, 06:15 AM
What about "Cow Poop?"
See Post #47. I added it to the list, but I can no longer edit my first post for some reason. Cow Poop thinks it is because of divine intervention on the part of his golden calf.

Cow Poke
10-14-2015, 06:25 AM
See Post #47. I added it to the list, but I can no longer edit my first post for some reason. Cow Poop thinks it is because of divine intervention on the part of his golden calf.

There is a great gulf fixed, in the form or time, after which one can no longer edit one's own post, unless one is a moderator with special powers. :smile:

Sparko
10-14-2015, 06:30 AM
There is a great gulf fixed, in the form or time, after which one can no longer edit one's own post, unless one is a moderator with special powers. :smile:And behold, it came to pass.

Cow Poke
10-14-2015, 06:32 AM
And behold, it came to pass.

And great was the passing thereof!

Catholicity
10-14-2015, 06:33 AM
See I knew it was Sparko that dunnit. Sparky Changed Cow Poke's name to Cow Poop last night. Which mean's someone needs a new Avatar and it probably should look like this
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Then again some of us have stronger stomachs than others Even while pregnant :hehe:

Sparko
10-14-2015, 06:33 AM
And great was the passing thereof!And the passing was marked by the parting of the red ants on the driveway.

Cow Poke
10-14-2015, 06:40 AM
And the passing was marked by the parting of the red ants on the driveway.

...which maketh art with the skills of their natural instincts which the Lord giveth unto them. :smug:

10578

robrecht
10-14-2015, 06:41 AM
There is a great gulf fixed, in the form or time, after which one can no longer edit one's own post, unless one is a moderator with special powers. :smile:And, ye, that great divide be methinks greater for OPs than for normal posts but be not eternal ...

Cow Poke
10-14-2015, 06:42 AM
And, ye, that great divide be methinks greater for OPs than for normal posts but be not eternal ...

... for it is appointed unto the editing powers of the mortal poster at some point to die, and after that, uneditableness.

robrecht
10-14-2015, 07:26 AM
... for it is appointed unto the editing powers of the mortal poster at some point to die, and after that, uneditableness.
Heaven and earth shall pass away: but the unedtableness of my words shall not pass away, but of that day or that hour when editableness should come to be knoweth no one, not even the angels in heaven, neither the Cow Poop nor the Sparko.

Teallaura
10-14-2015, 09:03 AM
You forgot Cow Patty.

Incidentally, she gets really upset if you kill her daddy...

Sparko
10-14-2015, 09:27 AM
yippie Yi AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

robrecht
10-14-2015, 10:05 AM
Updated list of approved names to use in this thread (and elsewhere) for our favorite Texan cowboy:


Cowboy
Cow Poker
Ornery Southern Baptist
Liberal Southern Baptist
worse
Backwoods Baptist Apostate
Prodder of Bovines
Cat Rustler
Purple Pants
Country Preacher
Eagle pup
poopiehead
Cow Pope
Cow Poop
Cow Patty

Jedidiah
10-14-2015, 10:22 AM
Then again some of us have stronger stomachs than others Even while pregnant :hehe:

Has the stomach thing not passed yet? May it do so soon.

One Bad Pig
10-14-2015, 10:40 AM
Updated list of approved names to use in this thread (and elsewhere) for our favorite Texan cowboy:


Cowboy
Cow Poker
Ornery Southern Baptist
Liberal Southern Baptist
worse
Backwoods Baptist Apostate
Prodder of Bovines
Cat Rustler
Purple Pants
Country Preacher
Eagle pup
poopiehead
Cow Pope
Cow Poop
Cow Patty
16. Late for dinner.

:outtie:

Cow Poke
10-14-2015, 11:05 AM
16. Late for dinner.

:outtie:

That's it! I QUIT!

rogue06
10-14-2015, 11:10 AM
17. Nincompoopiehead

One Bad Pig
10-14-2015, 11:14 AM
That's it! I QUIT!
Again?!

18. See Pee

Catholicity
10-14-2015, 02:17 PM
Has the stomach thing not passed yet? May it do so soon.

Nope. Doc gave me 8 mg Zofrans. The chemo Dose.... ugh..... they help. Some

Teallaura
10-14-2015, 04:50 PM
Again?!

18. See Pee

19. See Three Pee Ohh!

:teeth: