mockery of 9-11

[truthman]

What a mockery of 9-11 and the war in the Middle East. Like Jesus is just waiting on a cloud with a bunch of wimpy looking angels. :ineedagimmeabreaksmilierighthere:

http://www.oneimage.org/Images/pages/39cartoon44AnyDayNow.htm

In fact, most of this guys toons are just plain idiocy.

truthman

[Solly]

Good grief. Politics for kindergarteners.

[studyhound]

:doh:

Of course its from Ol' late great Hal Lindsey so what can you expect.


:studyhound:

[Xavier]

The usage of Matt 24 is tad ironic...

Don't Forget who OUR GENERATION was? Gee, that might be a bit embarassing... :teeth:

[Chief of Staff Lizard]

Thanks fro bringing up so many painful memories.:rant: :argh: :shame:

After all I used to be a HUGE Hal Lindsey fan. (Yeah I know it is hard to beleive it makes me sick too. :barf:) But at one time I bought his junk hook line and sinker (I was only 15, so cut me some slack.)

[kofh2u]

What a mockery of 9-11 and the war in the Middle East. Like Jesus is just waiting on a cloud with a bunch of wimpy looking angels.

truthman

He isn't?

Isa. 60:1 Arise, (Christians)), shine; for thy enlightenment is come, and the glory of the LORD, (the meaning of Hebrew scripture), is risen upon thee.

Isa. 60:2 For, behold, (the darkness shall cover the earth for 1000 years, and a Dark Age the gross) darkness of the people: but the LORD, (the Word), shall arise upon thee, and his glory shall be seen (in the enlightenment) upon thee.

Isa. 60:3 And the Gentiles (of Western Culture) shall come to thy
enlightenment, and kings (of the Christian denominations) to the brightness of (the prophecy of) thy rising.

Isa. 60:4 Lift up thine eyes (you people of Israel) round about, and
see: all, (the two billion Christians, (they gather themselves together,
they come to thee in the Promised Land): thy sons (of the diaspora) shall come from far, and thy daughters shall be nursed at thy side.

Isa. 60:5 Then thou shalt see (these hoards of Christianity), and flow together (with them), and thine heart shall fear (the truth of Christ), and be enlarged (in understanding); because the abundance of the sea (of unconscious realizations) shall be converted unto thee, the forces of the Gentiles, (Christians, now two billions in number), shall come unto thee.

Isa. 60:6 The multitude of camels shall cover thee, the dromedaries of Midian and Ephah; all they from Sheba shall come (to pilgrimage in the Holy Land): they shall bring gold and incense (the revenue of their tourism); and they shall show forth the praises of the LORD (in his Promised Land).

Isa. 60:7 All the flocks of Kedar shall be gathered together unto
thee, the rams of Nebaioth shall minister unto thee: they shall come up with acceptance on mine altar, and I will glorify the house of my glory, (the House of Israel and Judah).

Isa. 60:8 Who are these that fly as a cloud (from the Americas), and as the doves of peace to their (cathedral) windows?

Isa. 60:9 Surely the isles (of the New World) shall wait for me, and the ships of Tarshish, (first from North America), to bring thy sons (of Abraham) from far, their silver and their gold with them, unto the name of the LORD thy God, and to the Holy One of Israel, (Christ), because he hath glorified thee (in Christianity).

Isa. 60:10 And the sons of strangers (from the Americas) shall build up thy walls, and their kings (of the Christian denominations) shall minister peace unto thee: for in my wrath I smote thee (in Holocaust), but in my favour have I had mercy on thee (and brought thee into the Promised Land).

Isa. 60:11 Therefore thy gates shall be open continually; they shall not be shut day nor night; that men may bring unto thee the forces of the (Christian) Gentiles, and that their kings (of the Christian denominations) may be brought (to the Holy Lands).

Isa 60:12 For the nation or (denominational church of the Christian) kingdom that will not serve thee shall perish; yea, those nations shall be utterly wasted.

Isa. 60:13 The glory (of Golan Heights) of Lebanon shall come unto thee, the fir tree (of the West Bank), the pine tree (in Bethlehem), and the box (of Gaza) together, to beautify the place of my sanctuary; and I will make the place of my feet, (Jerusalem), glorious.

Isa. 60:14 The sons also of them that afflicted thee, (Germany and Western Europe, Russia)), shall come bending unto thee; and all they that despised thee, (you Holy People of scripture), shall bow themselves down at the soles of thy feet; and they shall call thee, (Hebrew-Christian), The city of the (New Jerusalem) of the LORD, The Zion of the Holy One of Israel, The Promised Land.

Isa. 60:15 Whereas thou,(the Jew), hast been forsaken and hated, so that no man went through thee, I will make thee an eternal excellency, a joy of many generations in the spiritual fulfillment of scripture.

Isa. 60:16 Thou shalt also suck the milk of the (Christian) Gentiles, and shalt suck the breast of (the kings of Christianity): and thou shalt know that I the LORD, (the almighty Power of the Universe), am thy Saviour (and Christ) thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob.

Isa. 60:17 For brass I will bring gold, and for iron I will bring silver, and for wood brass, and for stones iron: I will also make thy officers peace-officers (throughout the Promised Land), and thine exactors
(of taxes) righteousness (in the economic productivity of masive tourism throughout Israel).

Isa. 60:18 Violence (of Terrorism) shall no more be heard in thy land,
wasting (by armies) nor destruction (with extortionist bombings) within thy borders; but thou shalt call thy walls (Jewish) Salvation, and thy gates (Christian) Praise.

Isa. 60:19 The sun shall be no more thy light by day; neither for brightness shall the moon give light unto thee: but the LORD, (Jesus),
shall be unto thee an everlasting light, and thy God, (the Reality of the Universe), thy glory.

Isa. 60:20 Thy sun shall no more go down; neither shall thy moon
withdraw itself (in that day when electricity will light the land): for
the LORD, (Jesus), shall be thine everlasting light (drawing unending
pilgrims day and night to thee), and the (2000 years of) days of thy mourning shall be ended.

Isa. 60:21 Thy people also shall be all righteous: they shall inherit
the (Promised) land for ever, the branch of my planting (the tree of Christianity throughout the whole world), the work of my hands, that
I may be glorified.

Isa. 60:22 A little one shall bevome a thousand (in 1948), and a small (area of the Holy Land) a strong nation in 2004 AD; I the Lord, (Jesus), will hasten it, (the enlargement to the whole of the lands promised) in (Israel's time), his time.






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[truthman]

I was about to start completely disassembling your post, verse by verse, to expose your poor eisegesis. Then, I started to wonder if your post is a joke.

Let me know.

truthman

[kofh2u]

I was about to start completely disassembling your post, verse by verse, to expose your poor eisegesis. Then, I started to wonder if your post is a joke.

Let me know.

truthman



Ok.

If you are going to rip it apart, do these few verse too, I guess:

Isa. 62:1 For Zion's sake will I not hold my peace, and for Jerusalem's sake I will not rest, until the righteousness thereof go forth as brightness, and the salvation thereof as a lamp that burneth.

Isa. 62:2 And the (Christian) Gentiles shall see thy righteousness, (O'Israel), and all kings (of Christian denomination churches) thy glory (in the fulfillment of prophecy): and thou
shalt be called by a new name, (Hebrew Christian), which the mouth of the LORD, (Christianity), shall name.

Isa. 62:3 Thou shalt also be a crown of glory (in the Kohanim blessing) of the hand of the LORD, and a royal diadem (in the sacred hand of hidden manna) of thy God, (the Word).

Isa. 62:4 Thou shalt no more be termed Forsaken (Jew); neither shall thy land (Israel) any more be termed Desolate: but thou (Jerusalem shalt be symbolically) called Hephzibah, and thy land shall be called Beulah, ("restored"): for the LORD, (Christ), delighteth in thee, and thy land shall be married (to Christianity).

Isa. 62:5 For as a young man marrieth a virgin, so shall thy (Hebrew Christian) sons marry thee: and as the bridegroom rejoiceth over the bride, so shall thy God rejoice over thee (O'Holy Land of Israel).

Isa. 62:6 I have set (Christian) watchmen upon thy walls, O'Jerusalem, which shall never hold their peace day nor night in honor and respect for the Holy Land: ye that make mention of the LORD, (Jesus), keep not silence,

Isa. 62:7 And give him, (the Christ), no rest, till he establish, and till he make Jerusalem a praise in the earth.

Isa. 62:8 The LORD hath sworn (by the secret manna in his right hand), and by the long arm of his strength (in Christ). Surely I will no more give the harvest (of scripture) as thy corn to be meat for thine enemies; and the sons of the stranger shall not drink thy wine (of the new covenant) alone, for the which thou hast laboured (since Abraham):

Isa. 62:9 But they that have gathered it shall eat it, and praise the LORD; and they that have brought it together shall drink it in the courts of my holiness.

Isa. 62:10 Go through, go through the gates (of Christianity); prepare ye the way of the people; (cast up the doubt and denial), cast up the highway (of theological argument); gather out the stones (of objection); lift up a standard, (the Cross), for the people.

Isa. 62:11 Behold, the LORD hath proclaimed unto the end of the world, Say ye to the daughter of Zion, Behold, thy salvation cometh from thy own son, (Jesus); behold, his reward is with him, (peace and security), and his work (in restoring Israel to the Promised Land) before him.

Isa. 62:12 And (the Christians), they shall call them, (the Jews), The holy people, The redeemed of the LORD: and thou shalt be called, Sought out of all nations, A city of holy people not forsaken, returned.

[truthman]

Instead of categorically going through each verse, I will blanket them all with this one statement.

"Christians and Christianity were never prophesied about. The entire movement that we know of today was a complete mystery, untraceable in the Tanakh and in the Gospels."

truthman

truthman

[kofh2u]

Instead of categorically going through each verse, I will blanket them all with this one statement.

"Christians and Christianity were never prophesied about. The entire movement that we know of today was a complete mystery, untraceable in the Tanakh and in the Gospels."

truthman

truthman
It is predicted in the Freudian Bible Translation's interpretation that the iron rod it sets down would stump you, do I accept your graceful begging off.


Rev. 2:27 And he shall rule them with the rod of iron, (an undeniable interpretation of scripture); (the verses, as the individual pieces of a massive puzzle, shall they be separated out from one another) as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I, (Jesus), received of my Father,(the Word of the Old Testament).





got my Bible free at:
The Freudian Bible Interpretation PO 52006 Philadelphia 19115 Pa

[truthman]

ok, your Freudian Bible Interpretation seems to be a scam.

Please tell me where you are going with this or I will ignore you in this thread. Are you serious or joking?

truthman

[kofh2u]

ok, your Freudian Bible Interpretation seems to be a scam.

Please tell me where you are going with this or I will ignore you in this thread. Are you serious or joking?

truthman

Dan. 12:3 And they that be wise in those end times, educated and
thoughtful, shall shine as the brightness of the firmament;


How can I answer you?
Do you mean that if I am joking, and the FreudianBible Translation/Interpretation is a scam, ok, you'll talk to me?

If the ideas presented in the FreudianBible Translation/Interpretation can be dismissed on any grounds other than they are different from yours, then you have a lot to report on that issue. If we all agree to agree, why post?

If you mean only that you t]fear I am going somewhere with this and you are in danger of verbal interaction then certainly you oght defer to others who might feel more potent in thrir own dogma.

I would encourage you tho', to enlarge your range of possible means from the bounderies of medieval doctrines and update to the wisdom of the times for the end of days is near, is it not?



Rev. 3:18 I counsel thee to buy of me gold, (the golden spiritual insights) tried in the fire (of human understanding), that thou mayest be rich (in continued religious leadership); and (buy) white (blank pages for new doctrine as) raiment (to revise the books of your misinterpretations), that thou mayest be clothed (in human rationality), and that the shame of thy nakedness, (as visited in Geocentricism), do not appear; and anoint thine eyes wit eyesalve (of modern insights to apprise thine thinking), that thou mayest see (the unsupportability of thy intuitive irrationalities).