Jawa Man
April 14th 2004, 01:28 PM
He had seen days like this before. There were clouds in the sky, which alerted the rains were coming. But James Bond was not afraid of the rain. He was not afraid to combat its evilness. I ownzorz, thought James.
Indeed, one time James had thrown a grenade at the evil clouds. The next day he found in the newspaper that an explosive from the sky blew up a house a block from where he was. Those clouds are blowing up our houses.
James smelt the crisp, rotting air around his house. Turning back to the door, he was greeted by his dog, Jackie Chan. He decided to eat Jackie that night, and he was delicious.
James decided it would be a good idea to call the exterminator. Unfortunately, the last phone book delivered to his house was soaked by the rain and eaten by his now-digesting dog. He cursed the rain yet again, promising he would destroy it.
One day.
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James was given a new assignment, to infiltrate the base of an evil Shogun and somehow stop his production of a space samurai sword, which would be used to cut earth in two. His jet arrived at the Shogun's desert island in the middle of Argentina. He jumped out, releasing his parachute. Unfortunately, the clouds had followed him, and poured their tears on James' parachute. He plunged into the sea below, smacking into a soup bowl so hard that the earth ended up splitting in two. His mission had failed.
"Curse you, clouds!" yelled James at the top of his lungs toward the sky. A rifle was fired in the distance and shot him in the foot. He knew the world was splitting now, and he had to somehow get the Shogun to reverse the process. He removed his Instant Intifada pills, added water, and watched as Muslim extremists killed the guards.
YOUR TURN!! ADD UNTO THIS!
Indeed, one time James had thrown a grenade at the evil clouds. The next day he found in the newspaper that an explosive from the sky blew up a house a block from where he was. Those clouds are blowing up our houses.
James smelt the crisp, rotting air around his house. Turning back to the door, he was greeted by his dog, Jackie Chan. He decided to eat Jackie that night, and he was delicious.
James decided it would be a good idea to call the exterminator. Unfortunately, the last phone book delivered to his house was soaked by the rain and eaten by his now-digesting dog. He cursed the rain yet again, promising he would destroy it.
One day.
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James was given a new assignment, to infiltrate the base of an evil Shogun and somehow stop his production of a space samurai sword, which would be used to cut earth in two. His jet arrived at the Shogun's desert island in the middle of Argentina. He jumped out, releasing his parachute. Unfortunately, the clouds had followed him, and poured their tears on James' parachute. He plunged into the sea below, smacking into a soup bowl so hard that the earth ended up splitting in two. His mission had failed.
"Curse you, clouds!" yelled James at the top of his lungs toward the sky. A rifle was fired in the distance and shot him in the foot. He knew the world was splitting now, and he had to somehow get the Shogun to reverse the process. He removed his Instant Intifada pills, added water, and watched as Muslim extremists killed the guards.
YOUR TURN!! ADD UNTO THIS!