Eulogy to highest bidder

[truthman]

This Pastor will say nice things at your funeral for the right price.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Central/04/19/auction.eulogy.ap/index.html

truthman

[Tobias Reiper]

I know it's for charity, but that's just wrong.

I've made a deal with one of my friends that he's going to do a stand up routine at my funeral. Something like "When I first met him, I thought he was crazy. Then I got to know him, and it removed all doubt."

I'm also thinking about having a lift put in my casket. Halfway through the final viewing, before they load me up in the hearse, the undertaker is going to flip a switch, I'm going to sit up, and after half a minute of commotion Ray Stevens' "Sitting Up With the Dead" will start playing over the speaker system.

I will go out on a serious note, though. Maybe after things settle down something by the Stanley Brothers, and then while they're loading me up "Prelude" from Final Fantasy VII. Not because I like the game, but because I like the song.