Ehud-The Bible's Charles Bronson

[TimelessTheist]

Judges 3:20-21

Ehud then approached him while he was sitting alone in the upper room of his palace[e] and said, “I have a message from God for you.” As the king rose from his seat, 21 Ehud reached with his left hand, drew the sword from his right thigh and plunged it into the king’s belly

Seriously, how does "Fast and Furious" keep getting sequels, yet not 'one' action movie has been made about Ehud? That line rivals even some of Arnold's best.

......yeah, okay, I'm done.

[Manw� S�limo]

Ehud: "I guess the king couldn't....*puts on sunglasses*...stomach the truth."

YEEEEEAAAA!

[tabibito]

Ehud: "I guess the king couldn't....*puts on sunglasses*...stomach the truth."

YEEEEEAAAA!

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You must excuse Manwe, he has a problem with punitis.

[Zymologist]

Judges 3:20-21

Seriously, how does "Fast and Furious" keep getting sequels, yet not 'one' action movie has been made about Ehud? That line rivals even some of Arnold's best.

......yeah, okay, I'm done.

There are some really cool stories in the Old Testament (and gruesome ones...this one qualifies as both).

[Cow Poke]

That's one of my favorite "Bible Quiz" questions --- "who was the left-handed stabber in the Bible"?

[TimelessTheist]

There are some really cool stories in the Old Testament (and gruesome ones...this one qualifies as both).

Just like the rest of history.

"Kill them all, God will know his own."-Caesar of Heisterbach

Just in case you're wondering, yes, that's where "Kill them all, God'll sort 'em out" comes from.