All posters win thread

[Gideon Brown]

Ok, the 'last poster wins' threads are bad for people's self-esteem 'cause people keep losing. They're also bad for people's hearts beause of the stress that comes from losin then winning, losing then winning.

So, here's the 'all posters win thread'. It's simple: if you post, you win! Yay! We'll all be co-winners!

I win!

[luv1another]

:lol: hey we all win.... uh but thats not challenging :teeth:

[Xmansmommy]

:lol: Everyone is a winner in the LPW threads. We just happen to all be losers too. :doh:

[Gideon Brown]

Yeah but you only need to post once. :teeth:

[Xmansmommy]

Well then, I won! :bwoot:

[luv1another]

:doh: how boring is this thread we all already won ::brood:

[Gideon Brown]

Then stop posting in it! :whack:

[themuzicman]

When everybody wins, no one wins... :doh:

[luv1another]

so I won :woohoo: but now I loose :bawl: :ponder:

[Gideon Brown]

Don't tell that to the 'self-esteem' gurus...

[themuzicman]

You mean the ones that invented "non-competitive games" and "sports without scores?"

[Gideon Brown]

Yup! :whack:

[luv1another]

I won and lost again :argh:

[mossrose]

:diva:

[Gideon Brown]

No, you don't lose in this thread. If you post, you win. That's it!

[luv1another]

wow so I win :teeth: mossrose I love your av :thumb:

[luv1another]

GTG :zzz: :bed: goodnight all have a good day :hug:

[Xmansmommy]

Night {{{Luv}}}, rest well. GB sis. :hug:

[luv1another]

(((((((((((((xmm )))))))))))))) have a blesssed day :heartt:

[mossrose]

Goodnight, Luv! And my av was animated until I had to resize it......:frown: But thanks!

{{{{{Luv}}}}}

[mossrose]

Here you go Tuck!

[Gideon Brown]

Ok jussec.

[Gideon Brown]

'kay this should work!

[mossrose]

'kay this should work!
Tuck, that is awesome! Thank you! :hug:

You deserve more pearls for that, but I will have to wait until tomorrow!

:smile:

[Mujibur]

So everybody wins? No losers or one overall winner? Sounds a little hollow to me. Kind of as rewarding as receiving "Participant" ribbons. On a related note, did anybody see About Shmidt? Remember the scene where Kathy Bates is showing Jack Nicholson all the awards that her son had won and how proud she was of him - and they were all "Participant" awards. Man, that was hilarious.

[TheMelodyMaker]

Hey, this game I like! :smile: :woohoo:

[luv1another]

hey we all win :wink:

[Sparko]

hey we all win :wink:
:hijacked:

ARRR! I hereby ressurrect and hijack this hyar thread for the good of pirates everywhere!!!

Last Poster Wins and all other previous posters are LOOOOOOSERS!!!!


HAR!!!

(except me. I always win since I hijacked it)

:cannon:

[Sparko]

:grin:

[Sparko]

:hmph:

[Sparko]

:flaming:

[Sparko]

:whack:

[Sparko]

:poke:

[Sparko]

:rant:

[Sparko]

:pot:

[Sparko]

:eh:

[Sparko]

:b_bow:

[Sparko]

:b_splits:

[Sparko]

:b_evil:

[Sparko]

:leek:

[Sparko]

:huh:

[Sparko]

:ponder:

[Sparko]

:clueless:

[Sparko]

:spam:

[Sparko]

:yummy:

[Sparko]

:popcorn:

[Sparko]

:spongeb:

[Sparko]

:sandy:

[luv1another]

so I win :tongue:

[anthrogirl]

:woohoo: Hot Dog! I Win! :woohoo:

ag

[luv1another]

yep you win anthro :woohoo: actually everyone in this thread wins :teeth:

[anthrogirl]

:woohoo: Holy Cow, luv! We've both just won again! :woohoo:

ag

[luv1another]

:woohoo: we are just winners :smile:
(((((((((((((((((((((anthro)))))))))))))))))

[{Tim}]

I win!

[MirE]

Yeah, but what do we win? Where is the prize we all win?

[Gideon Brown]

You just win! That's all. :teeth:

[Sparko]

I lose!

[Gideon Brown]

No, you don't. :no: You're a loser at losing! :haha:

[Sparko]

Last poster loses. I lose.

:hijacked:

[themuzicman]

:hi:

[Gideon Brown]

:lolo::jsparks:

[Sparko]

I toss cabbage at your head and mock your smiley!
:cabbage: :tuck:

[semmie]

i win! :yipee:

[FreezBee]

TEH :winner:

[semmie]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

[semmie]

i win again!!! :woohoo: :bounce:

[semmie]

oooh...where did my :bounce: go?

[FreezBee]

Everyone's a winner baby
that's the truth
That's the truth

(From the Hot Chocolate song Everyone's a winner)

[RedTulipMoon]

:woo hoo: i win!

[RedTulipMoon]

:patrick: and i win AGAIN!

[toodlesdoodles]

bump

[FreezBee]

:winner2:

[Micahwave]

In Soviet Russia, thread wins you!

[FreezBee]

:huh:

[LostSheep]

I win!

[princesa]

we're all winners here?



i don't get it, wait!...no

[LostSheep]

Yep!

[princesa]

someone must LOSE!

[LostSheep]

Why?

[princesa]

because i'm a meanie and meanies like me like to win,

therefore, someone must lose.

this thread isn't for me :tongue:

[FreezBee]

But we all like you like to win!

[princesa]

no, it's unfortunate but you can't win here without the satisfaction of someone crying their eyes out b/c they didn't post in time, i'm going back to that mean thread

[FreezBee]

Ok, we'll all miss you :b_wave: and :bawl:

[LostSheep]

:bawl:

[FreezBee]

But we all win, so why cry?

[LostSheep]

Because princesa left us with our cool thread. :bawl:

[FreezBee]

Yeah, but she'll return, so dry up your tears and sing a jolly, little song.

Come on all together:

Always look on the bright side of life ...

[LostSheep]

I win!

[FreezBee]

And I win!

[princesa]

ugh, you bunch of winners, where's your pride!

LOSE, i tell you.

[Alcoth]

This thread is kinda PC. No competition either.

Ah well, it's good to be a winner.

[FreezBee]

:badger:

[LostSheep]

I win again!

[FreezBee]

Yes, you do, congatulations!

[princesa]

Sunny days.....taking the......clouds awaaaaaay....we're on our way, to where the air....is..... SWEEEEEET (chorus)......can you tell me how to get..... (dramatic pause).....how to get to sesame streeeeeet......... how to get to sesame streeeeet (low chorus)...................

hi boys and girls of the kindest thread on Tweb! :hi:

I see Mary, Jane, Rob, Tommy,.......

[Alcoth]

You have a lovely voice.

I hope :tongue:

[FreezBee]

Never could believe the things you do to me
I never could believe the way you are
Every day I bless the day that you got through to me 'cause baby I believe that you're a star
Everyone's a winner, baby, that's the truth (That's the truth)
Making love to you is such a thrill
Everyone's a winner, baby, that's no lie (That's no lie)
You never fail to satisfy (Satisfy), lets do it again

[princesa]

Never could believe the things you do to me
I never could believe the way you are
Every day I bless the day that you got through to me 'cause baby I believe that you're a star
Everyone's a winner, baby, that's the truth (That's the truth)
Making love to you is such a thrill
Everyone's a winner, baby, that's no lie (That's no lie)
You never fail to satisfy (Satisfy), lets do it again



:blush:

i bet you think i thought you thought i'd be thinking this song was about me :blush:

[except for that ONE line that seals that it wasn't me after all]

[Alcoth]

It's getting hot in here. So take of all your

Oh look, a shiny.

Sorry, mild ADD

[FreezBee]

Winners have the right to suffer from mild ADD

[Alcoth]

Woot!

[FreezBee]

:b_woot:

[shadowmaster]

congrats winners

[FreezBee]

Thanks, winner

[shadowmaster]

Where have all the losers gone?

[Alcoth]

They went home with the cowboys

[LostSheep]

I win!

[FreezBee]

:yes:

[Alcoth]

*happydance*

[Michelle]

:teeth:

[FreezBee]

:hi:

[Alcoth]

*bounces around the room*

[FreezBee]

Is that a yo-yo?

[shadowmaster]

You are the yo-yo.

I liked you better as the thread loser.

[FreezBee]

Isn't yo-yo the cousin of Yot and Yoy?

[Alcoth]

:no:

[FreezBee]

Ok, then yo-yo is the Siamese twin of yo?

[Alcoth]

:yes:

:ale:

[FreezBee]

:hula: :hula: :hula: :hula: :hula:

[Alcoth]

:joy:

[FreezBee]

:yipee:

[Alcoth]

:fencing:

[FreezBee]

:argue:

[Alcoth]

:innocent:

[FreezBee]

:angel:

[Alcoth]

:bonk:

[FreezBee]

:whack:

[shadowmaster]

This thread proves that winning isn't everything.

[FreezBee]

How?

[shadowmaster]

Because a born loser like you should never be allowed to win .

It dishonors the very meaning of a win.

[Gideon Brown]

:whip:

Everyone wins in this thread. :teeth:

[shadowmaster]

:whip:

Everyone wins in this thread. :teeth:

That defies the concept of winning such that even a bug wins.

You loser!

[FreezBee]

There are :no: losers in this thread, not even you

[Gideon Brown]

There are :no: losers in this thread, not even you

:thumb:

[shadowmaster]

There are :no: losers in this thread, not even you

You are a loser. This thread changes that not.

[FreezBee]

Read the thread title. What does it say?

[Rayado]

Do I win? What do I win?

[Gideon Brown]

Do I win? What do I win?

You're a winner at life. :teeth:

[Rayado]

I was kind of hoping I'd win your firstborn, but life will do.

P.s. Tuck, you need yellow pants like these. (http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showpost.php?p=2832981&postcount=3516)

[Gideon Brown]

P.s. Tuck, you need yellow pants like these. (http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showpost.php?p=2832981&postcount=3516)

:stunned:

[shadowmaster]

loser pants

[FreezBee]

Isn't it good to be a winner?

[princesa]

loser pants



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[shadowmaster]

Your hubby?

[FreezBee]

:b_woot:

[shadowmaster]

You already won. Now you may leave, loser.

[FreezBee]

You can't win too many times

[shadowmaster]

You can

[FreezBee]

:no:

[shadowmaster]

you are cluttering up this thread just to get points.

[FreezBee]

:no:

[princesa]

Read the thread title. What does it say?


what color thread do i win?

[FreezBee]

Blue

[FreezBee]

Ooopps, I forgot the blue thread.

Here it is:

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[shadowmaster]

Is a loser here just a pig with lipstick?

[FreezBee]

:no:

[shadowmaster]

a bug with lipstick

[FreezBee]

:no:

[shadowmaster]

just lipstick?

[FreezBee]

:no:

[shadowmaster]

a loser who is called a winner is still a loser.

[FreezBee]

a winner who is called a loser is still a winner

[shadowmaster]

.

[FreezBee]

This isn't the self pic thread, :no:

[Alcoth]

*screams*

[FreezBee]

:b_dance:

[Alcoth]

That banana reminds me of Hammy in "Over the Hedge" at the end of the movie after he drinks the caffeine :tongue:

[FreezBee]

Why?

[Alcoth]

he never stops dancing. That's a boat load of energy!

[FreezBee]

A banana boat load of energy?

[Alcoth]

:twitch:

[FreezBee]

Why is Tuck purple?

[Alcoth]

I dunno... who's Tuck?

[FreezBee]

The thread starter

[Alcoth]

Hm look at that. jpholding's name is purple too.

[Alcoth]

I know. It's an alumni thing.

[FreezBee]

Hmm, how?

[Alcoth]

Dunno but they're both alumni

[FreezBee]

Yeah, I've just seen it with other alumni, so I suppose you're right

[Alcoth]

you're right

:blush:

[FreezBee]

Is it some kind of disease only attacking alumni?

[Alcoth]

I don't wanna be purple *shudders*

[FreezBee]

Me neither, :no:

[Alcoth]

You're close though! :eek:

[FreezBee]

:no:

[Alcoth]

Poor poor Freezie is in denial.

[FreezBee]

:no:

[Alcoth]

Why for you not have a signature Freez?

[Gideon Brown]

:bravo:

[FreezBee]

Why for you not have a signature Freez?

Because signatures are above my pay grade.

[FreezBee]

:bravo:

Now, there's a winner :thumb:

[Alcoth]

Because signatures are above my pay grade.

Hey, you got a raise!

[FreezBee]

:no:, it's just your imagination, see:

[princesa]

I don't wanna be purple *shudders*



yeah! purple only matters if u were purple first, otherwise you're just a bunch of sour grapes

[thomasstuart]

Hi I am Thomas.
I also win. But it was not challenging.

[FreezBee]

Congratulations with the win, Thomas :thumb:

Now you may move on to try one of the Last Poster threads

[princesa]

lol at Thomas

oh yeah and i win

"oh what a feeling" said princesa in her most monotonous David Duchovny voice.

[Alcoth]

*covers his ears*

:D

[LostSheep]

I win!

[FreezBee]

72212

[LostSheep]

I win again!

[FreezBee]

And so do I!

[princesa]

.

[FreezBee]

Isn't it good to win?

[LostSheep]

Yep. Especially because I win again!

[FreezBee]

And so do I

[Alcoth]

me three!

[LostSheep]

One good win deserves another. :thumb:

[FreezBee]

It sure does

[LostSheep]

I win! :yipee:

[FreezBee]

Yes, you do :thumb:

[docjam]

:spam:

[LostSheep]

We all win! :thumb:

[FreezBee]

And that's the truth

[princesa]

NO! Please!! I just want to win, just this ONCE!

go away .....aaaack!

[FreezBee]

But you just won, so what's the problem?

[princesa]

sharing is a big no no

[LostSheep]

I congratulate you on your win princesa.

[FreezBee]

And I congratulate you on your win LostSheep

[princesa]

:acupofno:

here, have a taste.

[FreezBee]

You can say no as much as you want, but you win whether you like it or not.

[Alcoth]

Yay Freez!

[FreezBee]

:hi: Alcoth

[Alcoth]

:hi: buddy. Neat avatar pic, very winner-ish

[princesa]

winning good, sharing only make u feel good for moment, then u want back everything and person don't want to give back! i move to other thread, this thread too feel goody. for hippie.

[Alcoth]

:huh:

:tongue:

[FreezBee]

:hi: buddy. Neat avatar pic, very winner-ish

Actually I liked the old avatar better, but this one isn't all bad either, I admit.

[Alcoth]

Makes me wanna dance for some reason...

[FreezBee]

You are welcome: :hula: :hula:

[Im4HimiHs]

I win?

[supton]

I forget--who's winning now?

[princesa]

me, as usual.

[FreezBee]

And indeed you are

[supton]

Wouldn't be the first time I've lost at something--although, this is the "all posters win thread" -- as usual, I'm confused! Where's Speed Donkey to explain this to me?

[FreezBee]

You can't lose in this thread -- that's it; no further explanation needed

[supton]

Then I win! :yipee:

[princesa]

you catch on quick (sort of)

[FreezBee]

Winners do that

[Alcoth]

Why yes, yes we do.

[FreezBee]

That's what makes us winners

[Alcoth]

I thought it was because I am awesome?

[princesa]

i am pleased to report that i resisted the immediate (and quite strong) urge to give a sarcastic retort to that.

because of this 'urge du resistance' I proclaim i am today's winner.

[FreezBee]

Today we are all winners

[Alcoth]

i am pleased to report that i resisted the immediate (and quite strong) urge to give a sarcastic retort to that.

because of this 'urge du resistance' I proclaim i am today's winner.

Oooh ooh do tell!

I like a good rib :teeth:

[FreezBee]

:winner:

[Alcoth]

Princeeessssaaaaaa!

FreeeeeeezBeeeeeeeeee!

[princesa]

the first image that popped up when i typed 'happy'

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[Alcoth]

That's one happy banana.

[princesa]

i've seen happier

[Alcoth]

...

...

So, how about that weather out there in New York?