Please congratulate our newest AA - Trout!

[dizzle]

Please send your congraluations and condolences to Trout for his promotion to Admin Asst. Trout will continue to assist me with the featured articles, our top secret project which he knows nothing about, and will oversee the Comp Rel department.

[Abigail]

Congratulations Trout :thumb:

[mossrose]

My condolances, Trout. :sad:












Ahhhh...just kidding. You will do great, and be great, but not greater than Dee Dee..

[NSMinistries]

congrats....

[Captain Ochre]

Yeehaw.

:thumb:

[themuzicman]

:woohoo:

[kafka]

congrats trout...

[$cirisme]

I see you didn't read the fine print :grin: :smug:

[JardinPrayer]

Ohhhhhh! AA = Administrative Assistant. I thought Trout had gone on the wagon!




Congrats!

[Trout]

JardinPrayer, cirisme, kafka, themuzicman, Captain Ochre, NSMinistries, mossrose, Abigail

Thanks for the support, and sorry in advance for the smoting that I've decided to give all of you.

My newly discovered power is trying to take over my better judgment.

[themuzicman]

It's great, isn't it?

PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!

itty bitty little living space

[Lizard]

Congrats trout. I see Dee Dee has found another [srike]sucker[/strike] Admin. Assist. to be her downtroden slave assist her. It is a misserable existence with no way out a joy and an honor. I should know. I am condemend to the same freakish misery, which loves company brother that is why I didn't warn you, please don't hate me. am an AA too.

[markporter]

*finally realises that AA doesn't stand for Atheist Archon but for Admin Assistant*

[Dave G]

Rock on, Johnny.

[Aseity]

My newly discovered power is trying to take over my better judgment.


Repent, you evil wicked sinful creature, pronto.

Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Lord Acton

By the way, Cobber, good one! Ya furry wombat!

love

Aseity

Soli Deo Gloria

The foulest filth under the cleanest cloak

(J. C. Philpot, "New Years' Address, 1858")

"Take heed unto yourselves!" Acts 20:28

There are few Christians who have not ever found
SELF to be their greatest enemy. The pride, unbelief,
hardness, and impenitence of a man's own heart; the
deceitfulness, hypocrisy, and wickedness of his own
fallen nature; the lusts and passions, filth and folly of
his own carnal mind; will not only ever be his greatest
burden, but will ever prove his most dreaded foe!

Enemies we shall have from outside, and we may
at times keenly feel their bitter speeches and cruel
words and actions. But no enemy can injure us like
ourselves! In five minutes a man may do himself
more real harm, than all his enemies united could
do to injure him in fifty years!

To yourself you can be the most insidious
enemy and the greatest foe!

In all its forms, SELF in its inmost
spirit is still a . . .
deceitful,
subtle,
restless,
proud, and
impatient
creature; masking its real character in a
thousand ways, and concealing its destructive
designs by countless devices.

We have but to look on the professing church to find . . .
the highest pride under the lowest humility,
the greatest ignorance under the vainest self-conceit,
the basest treachery under the warmest profession,
the vilest sensuality under the most heavenly piety,
and the foulest filth under the cleanest cloak.

"Take heed unto yourselves!" Acts 20:28

[Leroy]

Well Trout, it doesn't look like you'll be needing that new guitar after all, I mean no time to use it being the low man on the totem pole AA.

Maybe you could play the harmonica while you grind out your duties. kinda like Charles Bronson in "Once Upon a Time in the West. :lol:

Congratulations!

[Minnesota]

Boy, I got all excited: I figured AA stood for Agnostic/Atheist, and Trout became a convert. But, hey if you have to be a Christian, admin. asst. ain't so bad. Congratulations.