FirstSunday33ad
June 30th 2004, 12:18 PM
Mine is...
Dionysus of Syracuse was a vicious tyrant and an even worse poet. One day, a celebrated Athenian was being entertained by him at his palace and as part of the entertainment at the conclusion of the banquet; Dionysus read some of his poetry to him. When he was finished he asked the Athenian what he thought. The Athenian replied by asking Dionysus why he felt it wise to ruin an excellent meal with a horrible poem. At that Dionysus ordered the man to be clapped in chains and sent to the dungeons.
After a few days had passed and Dionysus had calmed down and was feeling generous again, he had the Athenian released and again entertained him with a banquet. Again, at the conclusion of the feast, he read some of his poetry and again asked the Athenian his opinion. At that, the Athenian simply got up and ordered the King’s servants to clap him in chains and to take him back to the dungeons.
This always cracks me up... :lol:
Dionysus of Syracuse was a vicious tyrant and an even worse poet. One day, a celebrated Athenian was being entertained by him at his palace and as part of the entertainment at the conclusion of the banquet; Dionysus read some of his poetry to him. When he was finished he asked the Athenian what he thought. The Athenian replied by asking Dionysus why he felt it wise to ruin an excellent meal with a horrible poem. At that Dionysus ordered the man to be clapped in chains and sent to the dungeons.
After a few days had passed and Dionysus had calmed down and was feeling generous again, he had the Athenian released and again entertained him with a banquet. Again, at the conclusion of the feast, he read some of his poetry and again asked the Athenian his opinion. At that, the Athenian simply got up and ordered the King’s servants to clap him in chains and to take him back to the dungeons.
This always cracks me up... :lol: